when the dragon egg you brought home just. Fcking hatches? what? Hello? was it the chickens? it Was the chickens Wasn't It
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I want all 3... I know it won't happen, but at least the ones that don't win aren't discarded, and can be added to future updates…
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I am,,, probably sane and completely normal about them. Yeah.
Those convos are me and my little brother when we played lеgo Minecraft. The way we played made some dumb interactions that I wanted to capture ><
My Steve is dumb and naive and my brother's Herobrine is...... desperate for any kind of affection :D
I am so sorry about the Skibidi toilet............................
This is not the way I see them, it's just how they turned out to be while I played with my brother qwq
i also drew them as ponies cuz i love ponies
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anatomy studies turned herobrine,,,haaate it when this happens smh, definitely wasn’t, missing him or anything,,no,,,
+ some obligatory herosteve ofc
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Finally got the three in a lineup! I love the idea of Steve being happily “retired” with vast redstone farms, sometimes giving Alex supplies or advice for her adventures! Herobrine is a mild nuisance, but doesn’t cause actual harm
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Minesrast final undate:
Added Minions divorce mob
you can now pick up and eat all mob, they scream like a grown human man when you do it. same sound effect every time
Your bank account will not have its savings drained as you play
There is now a small
finally added twerking gordon freeman random encounter (only spawns in superflat worlds)
slime girl She is smarter than you
all cave noises replaced with full poorly made AI voice model covers of the finger family song
Steve will now take back control if you try to do sometthing that goes against his morals
villagers now regularly get into heated debates and brawl on the streets while others take bets on who will win
Your bank account will not have its savings drained as you play
added romance option for pigs
federally outlawed recreational cannibis use
when any block is mined it will now find out your personal information and retort with a very deep-cutting and highly specific insult
allowed the Warden 2 hours of computer time daily
Your bank account will not have its savings drained as you play
removed cognitohazardous imagery that caused players to develop debilitating addiction to eating carcinogens
endermen will now constantly verbally shill cryptocurrencies
replaced Endergragon with boobs
Stopped trying to remove Herobrine. we weren't getting anywhere with that one
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