A short collection of stupid quotes from me and my friends during a minecraft session
"ITS NOT HUMAN LIVES IF ITS A VIDEO GAME!"
"Videogames cause violence"
"I though you were about to say videogames cause cancer"
"WE ARE NOT HAVING WW3 IN MINECRAFT!"
"Ah the Hollow Knight approach. Have just vague enough lore so everyone does the work for you."
"We have an issue. Existence is at the bottom of the lake."
"At the bottom of the ocean, my mistake."
"Existential crisis! Okay that's good enough."
"Reject humanity, become Ratchet."
"We have an issue."
"When do we not an issue?"
"I know a time when we didn't have an issue, but it depends on your political ideology."
"The dawn of humanity."
*Everyone dies of laughter*
"I AM BREGOTHY THE DESTROYER! COWER BEFORE MY MIGHT!"
"That's a little sus amogus my guy."
"And this is why you're getting assassinated."
"We need to get you into the Glory Hammer cult."
"Mm. Well, can I introduce you to the Hollow Knight cult?"
"Murdering things for fun and profit!"
"That's my favorite pastime."
"I know! You get paid and you get to kill something. Nothing can go wrong."
"What if you don't have any money?"
"The IRS hunts you down and takes your life, your final tax."
"Am I gonna ask about the cow pit? No, I am not."
"Do you want to know?"
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When you think of games that benefit from NVIDIA’s top of the range GeForce RTX 30 Series GPUs, there are plenty of AAA titles that immediately spring to mind: Control, Cyberpunk 2077, Watch Dogs: Legion, and other next-gen releases. But what about a game with as long a legacy as Minecraft?
Yes, the best selling video game of all time may run on everything from Xbox 360 to Amazon’s Fire TV Stick, but the original blocky survival sandbox gets a surprising new lease on life on NVIDIA GeForce RTX 30 Series graphics cards and laptops , which introduce the power of ray tracing to the colorful environments without breaking a sweat...
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