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padawansuggest · 1 year
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Clone Chat
Rex: Cody what r u doing rn?
Cody: Eating bed meat.
Rex: …
Rex: 🍆🍆🍆???
Cody: ???? Eggplants are veggies.
Rex: …wtf r u eating???
Cody: *picture of him lying in bed watching tiktoks on Obi-Wan’s tablet with a bag of jerky*
Rex: …oh… is that Kenobi behind u with a pickle?
Cody: Yeah. He’s got it in a plastic bag don’t worry.
Rex: …wow I really hope ull make him brush his teeth before u get… friendly.
Cody: What part of this picture makes you think either of us are interested in sex?
Rex: None of it. Just making a point to Skywalker that his flirty manwhore master is actually as dumb and virginal as u
Cody: I wouldn’t call him virginal. Just. Uninterested. Which totally fits my lifestyle too.
Rex: Thanks for help winning this bet love u 😘
Cody: hate u
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herbirdglitter · 22 days
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Just remembered that Obi-Wan is canonically bi or ace and in happy all over again
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love the idea of aroace mace windu who just- doesn’t get? why everyone is having such a hard time with the attachment rule?? Like just don’t??? Fall in love???? This shit is easy guys why are you so bad at this
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tattycoram · 1 year
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Obi-wan: How can you still be single???
Cody: Because I don't want a partner, how can YOU still be single?
Obi-wan: BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT A PARTNER!!!
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starkcontrasts · 2 years
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obi-wan kenobi is stronger than me bc if i was "two halves of a single warrior, closer than friends, closer than brothers, knew each other more intimately than lovers" with a 6ft moody twunk i wouldn't walk away from him twice i'd simply dom him into stability
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an-angels-fury · 6 months
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My Asexual Headcanons 🖤
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For the ones who don't know what it means:
Asexuality is defined as an orientation for people who feel little to no sexual attraction for any gender.
P.S.: Asexual ≠ Aromantic. Some aces don't feel romantic attraction (more known as Aromantic Asexuals or just aroaces) but both labels have different meanings. There are aces who wish to fall in love and be in a romantic relationship (they can identify themselves as homoromantic, heteromantic, biromantic, panromantic, etc.).
P.S. 2: There's an asexual spectrum for those aces who find themselves in the gray area of asexuality. This group includes aces who feel a small level of attraction, those who feel it rarely or only in very specific conditions and those whose identity fluctuates from time to time between strictly asexual and allosexual.
Characters (from left to right):
Obi Wan Kenobi (Star Wars Prequels)
Mary Poppins (Mary Poppins)
Luke Skywalker (Star Wars Originals)
Wednsday Addams (The Addams Family)
Carrie White (Carrie)
Merida (Brave)
Elsa (Frozen)
Moana (Moana)
A friendly reminder this is just MY opinion. You don't need to agree with me, all I ask is respect. Thank you. 👍
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My other Queer Headcanons 🏳️‍🌈:
(Demisexual HCs)
(Bisexual HCs)
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commanderry · 8 months
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obi-wan is bisexual and aroace. why? because i said so.
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catgriller · 6 months
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Happy Days to be Asexual! Hope you all have a great day!! ;3
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whoneedsname501 · 1 month
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Help please!!!
I swear there used to be alot more fanfics, in alot more fandoms. Or are the fic hiding from me? Now it is really hard to find something good and when you find something its usually smut. Give me fluff, and cute stuff. Or are just everybody so horny???
Please I need a good recomends for my favorite men. Just as:
TMR Newt
Benny Watts
Whitey Winn
Draco Malfoy
Stiles Stilinski
Tommy Shelby
Poe Dameron
Jack Dawkins (I know he is new but I need something good)
Obi-wan Kenobi
Hawkeye Pierce (MASH)
Hawkeye (MCU)
Javier Peña
Edmund Pevensie
And alot more....
I need FLUFF with them!!! Or at least angst that ends with fluff. Or at very least smut with a lot of fluff and plot. Yes I am the one person that reads smut for the plot :) Please!!!
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padawansuggest · 10 months
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Cody: *Sitting down with a sigh in the medical bay* I think I pulled a muscle.
Helix: Remember my rule about not waiting a full day to bring in sex related injuries? We had a whole ship-wide meeting about it. *pulling out hypos and helping Cody get on his stomach*
Cody: Sex related???
Helix: Yeah? You stayed the night with General Kenobi last night? I assume that’s where it happened?
Cody: Where, yes, how, no. I was reaching for a data pad that Obi-Wan was trying to hold out of my reach so I would go to bed.
Helix: …you guys were doing flimsiwork?
Cody: You guys think we have sex? The naked touching? Ew.
Helix: …are you leading him on? Clearly holding a data pad out of your reach was an excuse for flirting and getting busy.
Cody: His fangs imbedded in my shoulder said otherwise tbh
Helix: heifheodbre WHAT LET ME DISINFECT THAT WTF
Cody: lol
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gffa · 2 years
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THE WAY THIS WAS WOVEN INTO THE STORY WORKS SO WELL. As someone who is aromantic + bisexual/possibly asexual/maybe gray-ace, but who has spent a very long time being “??? I don’t know WHAT I am???” and still has a nebulous feeling of how I’m not 100% settled into what I am, the representation of the queer experience of not having yourself figured out is making me feel seen. It’s part of Obi-Wan’s journey in this book, that he’s at a point where he doesn’t know who he is or what he wants or what he’s meant for, and it’s through his experiences on Lenahra that he comes to understand more about himself, but also that not everything has to be resolved, that it doesn’t just happen once, he’ll be figuring himself out for his entire life, that’s how it works.  Again, I feel so very seen. And I love that it’s just a small part of the story, but an important one.  Obi-Wan is dealing with a lot of things at the moment, and ultimately his role as a Jedi is the most important thing to him, his relationship with the Force even above that, that he comes to embrace himself first and foremost in this story, it balances the nods to his sexuality while also showing that a fixation on romance has never been the true heart of Obi-Wan Kenobi’s story.  His love for the people around him, his love for the entire galaxy, his love for the Force, his love for the Jedi Order, his love for his Jedi friends and his Jedi family, those are front and center in his thoughts even more than anything with romance or sex.  That he just doesn’t know if he feels the pull, but he does feel the pull for the Jedi Order. IT JUST WORKS SO WELL.  You can read so many different things into Obi-Wan’s murky feelings, so many different directions of bisexuality and asexuality/gray-ace and aromantic/gray-aro/demi and the whole POINT is that he’s figuring it out, but whatever he is, his connections with the people around him are foundational to who he is.  You can’t really put him in a single box on this spectrum, only that he’s on it somewhere, and it’s okay to not have a specific point nailed down!  It’s okay that maybe he’ll shift along that spectrum throughout his life! As a queer person who will probably be spending my entire life moving around that spectrum without being able to neatly pin myself down, as someone who has always appreciated that Obi-Wan Kenobi’s true love is his Jedi family and his most precious duty to the people around him, that these things can co-exist in harmony with him, as someone who doesn’t prioritize romance in my life, either, I’m ready to cry for how much this means to me. Because it’s great if you have a specific label for yourself, there’s a ton of meaning in that!  But there’s also an entire journey to be taken to the place of “I don’t know entirely what I am, but I’m okay with that.  I exist in the undefined/nebulously defined spaces. And that place has value to me for being undefined.” ANYWAY JUSTICE FOR US BI/ARO/ACE SPECTRUM PEOPLE WHO DON’T HAVE OURSELVES FIGURED OUT AND EXIST IN UNDEFINED SPACES AND THOSE ARE PERFECTLY GOOD PLACES TO BE, TOO.
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illzazzorino · 7 months
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Asexual swag alignment
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aq2003 · 2 years
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i haven't seen anyone post the excerpt onto tumblr yet so here it is (src)
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[image 1 id: a photo taken of one of the pages from the padawan novel (transcribed below):
"Oh, I know!" Obi-Wan smiled at the warning, touched that Casul didn't want Obi-Wan getting his hopes up. "I can't form attachments like that, anyway." Couldn't he, though, if he didn't go back? Was that something he would even want? It had always been so forbidden, even thinking about it was like holding his hand right next to a lightsaber blade. He knew some of his friends had dabbled in physical relationships—suspected Siri would have been open to it, had he ever wanted to—but it had always seemed like an obstacle, not a temptation.
"And besides," Obi-Wan said, rushing to change the subject for himself more than anyone, "I would never want to be in a relationship with a leader. Too close to politicians or royalty. I'm sure if I ever fell in love, it would be with someone calm. Peaceful. Easy to get along with."
"So you want someone who doesn't challenge you."
Obi-Wan laughed, then shrugged. "I don't know what I want, if we're being honest."
Casul mirrored his shrug. "Not many choices around here. I don't think love is in my future, either, and I'm fine with that. As long as I have the Power to keep my family safe, that's enough for me. Though I will admit I've been curious about kissing and why Audj and Zae-Brii enjoy it so much. So if you're ever curious, too, let me know."
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[image 2 id: another photo taken of one of the pages from the padawan novel, continuing the passage (transcribed below)
Obi-Wan blushed. "I will. Let you know, I mean. Not that I will do that, right now, with you. Or anyone." Would he ever get to a point where kissing someone felt like anything less than a betrayal of himself and the Jedi? And if he did get to that point, who would he want to kiss? The Lenahrans were confident and charismatic, which attractive. But he couldn't imagine just...kissing any of them.
Maybe he didn't want to be with any of them but rather to be more like each of them.
Or maybe he wanted to kiss all of them. Not Mem, though, because he had a feeling that would upset her very much.
He wasn't going to kiss any of them, regardless. Everything on Lenahra seemed simple and felt impossibly complicated, and that would doubtless make it all worse.
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i will dedicate my life to making ace Obi Wan memes
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tennessoui · 2 years
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au where obi-wan and anakin spent most of the war in a strange friends/brothers in arms with benefits and after the war ends, they talk it out and admit they’re in love with each other and agree to be in an exclusive relationship
but then after a few months, obi-wan finds himself in the strange place of….wanting sex? But not having sex? Anakin is completely content with cuddling and gentle kisses and spooning, which is strange because he always initiated sex during the war. Has obi-wan gotten too old? Too unattractive? He knows Anakin loves him, but would he be guilting him into sex if he asked why they stopped? Why they haven’t gone past more than heavy petting in a while?
If Anakin doesn’t want to have sex with Obi-Wan, that’s fine. It’s not the most important part of a relationship for him. They’re connected mind and soul, Obi-Wan doesn’t need them to be connected body as well. He just. Wants to know. If he did something or if he’s not—what Anakin wants. Was it all just post-battle adrenaline?
Finally he asks Anakin about it— “Anakin, darling, would you like to have sex with me tonight?” over boiled peas in the mess hall— and Anakin is like “Sure!”
and obi-wan tosses up his hands like “ok what is going on?? We used to have sex all the time—do you not want it? Are you humoring me? What changed?”
and anakin shrugs happily and is like “well now you’re my lover and you’re contractually obligated to give me cuddles whenever I want them. Before, to get you to touch me, we had to have sex first, which I really enjoyed btw, every position, but not as much as I liked when you held me after or when I got to hold you! Now you hold my hand when we walk around the Temple gardens! Unprompted!”
And Obi-Wan has to deal with the fact that even though he’s sixteen years older and has a 23 year old lover, he’s the hornier of the two.
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greenreticule · 2 years
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Y’all the AMOUNT of discussion around aromantic and asexual identities that opens up with the PADAWAN novel making Obi-Wan queer and providing IN-TEXT evidence for him being on the aro or ace spectrums, while still knowing that Satine Kryze is in his future...
It’s the good shit.
So often we get characters who are coded as aro/ace/aroace/a-spec (or are straight-up confirmed to be so, like Jughead) only to have that ripped away from us when a love interest is confirmed. And that love interest “saves” them from whatever was wrong with them before.
The fact that with Obi-Wan, we get a relationship that LOOKS hetero and allo on the surface, but diving deeper we learn that it’s queer? That it belongs to us a-spec folks too?
It’s not just about getting a headcanon confirmed. It’s about being seen, and it’s beautiful.
I’ve already seen so many bi-ace, bi-aro, greyace, aro, etc. people on Twitter joyful that Obi-Wan, a pillar of not just the Star Wars franchise but of film itself, is like them. One person I saw learn about the term “aromantic” because of this conversation, and they began crying because they finally found the term to describe themselves. They finally learned they weren’t broken, because Obi-Wan was like them.
And I cannot stress how important it is that Satine exists and is a part of Obi-Wan’s future for this.
Because Satine specifically opens up conversations about what it looks like to be on the aromantic and asexual spectrums. How can Obi-Wan be aro or ace or aroace if Satine exists?
Oh how exciting!! Because now there’s the Split Attraction Model we can discuss! Or perhaps we can discuss the spectrums themselves, introduce you to demi and grey identities! Or hey, hey, have you heard about queerplatonic commitments? There are so many ways that Obi-Wan can be
aromantic
asexual
on either or both spectrums
or completely aromantic and asexual with no romantic or sexual attraction whatsoever
and still desire a relationship with Satine.
Obi-Wan being aro/ace/aroace/a-spec in a canon with Satine in his future allows for an exploration of the spectrums that not even Leox Gyasi and his beautiful, full-blown asexual speech provides.
Obitine is a queer, a-spec couple, and that is fucking beautiful.
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