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banitesithbossbich · 12 hours ago
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I wanna say that bitches were The Force Unleashed level of overpowered in The Rise of Skywalker.
For instance, Sidious is my favorite character and bru all I gotta say is that is Sidious is pretty strong, but the shit he was doing in TROS was not in his wheelhouse.
Sidious is a bad bitch but he’s also mere human. Dude could barely move without an crane and you expect me to believe that he has ultra force electricity so powerful it can disable starships yet so precise it only hits the ones he wants?
Nah bro I’m sorry but he wasn’t even that powerful in a game where the force powers were amped up to a non-canon degree for everyone.
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banitesithbossbich · 17 hours ago
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Kylo Ren ungrateful as fuck like Han Solo and Leia Organa the raddest bitches in the whole galaxy. You know Han let him get away with anything because Han that type of dude.
Like at least Jacen Solo’s reasons for turning to the darkside weren’t emo angst like it’s smoke with Kylo Ren for killing Han Solo for me.
Bitch if you hate your parents go to space therapy or some shit like damn spoiled brat ass bitch sorry you didn’t get everything you wanted, weird Palpatine in brain emo lead singer reject
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banitesithbossbich · 18 hours ago
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Anakin really is built different because a bitch like me would have just took the hint and just died after my limbs were chopped off and I was lit the fuck up like that. Like Sidious I fuck with you but I’m out this bitch. Good luck finding a new student.
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claranidala · 18 hours ago
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I was bored so I made a hungergames game with star wars characters and it had meme potential
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jetiisse · a day ago
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so! this is a commission for an anonymous benefactor, who wanted some chewbacca/dooku content. honestly?? i’m kind of unironically down for it now. what else is dooku gonna do while yoda is visiting kashyyyk?
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gryffindor-jedi · a day ago
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Theory: Padmé's death saved the Skywalker twins.
If Padmé hadn't died, then Palpatine would have known that Anakin could potentially turn on him, and would have been more cautious and had a backup plan if Anakin tried to betray him. Since Anakin was already much weaker after Mustafar, the element of surprise was the only thing that enabled him to overthrow Palpatine. Palpatine would also have tried to kidnap the twins, since they are very Force-sensitive.
Instead of Padmé's death in childbirth being considered a character flaw, I think that her death actually saved Luke and Leia from a lot of unwanted problems, and helped destroy Palpatine.
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banitesithbossbich · a day ago
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The Jedi are always like “fear is the path to the darkside” but bitch the sith don’t like fear either so what the fuck are the Jedi going on about lmao???
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daylightanakin · a day ago
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the clone wars is so much funnier when you realize that ahsoka has been a jedi longer than anakin has
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crispyjenkins · a day ago
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hunger ‘verse chapter 7 excerpt (because i swear i’m slowly working on it)
i have Plans for getting this bastard fic finished, but if i share them, i won’t do them, sooo.... here’s this in apology for everyone that followed me expecting consistent jangobi content (づ ̄; ◡ ̄;)づ
  It isn’t until he drops to lean against the wall in the corridor outside the infirmary that Jango —staring down at the blood soaking his gloves, smeared on the exposed skin of his wrist, painted across his armor like the smoke of a funeral pyre— fully processes that he’d had someone almost bleed out in his arms. Again.
  Memories of Korda 6 tend to be fuzzy for him, when the massacre on Galidraan usually takes up so much room in his head, and he’s unlikely to forget a single moment of the four years he’d been enslaved, but, still, Jango remembers the terror of holding Jaster, holding his buir and begging the Manda not yet not yet not yet.
  There's terror in him now, in the empty, echoing halls of the Theed palace, but what scares him most is the aching resignation curdling and going stagnate in the pit of his stomach.
  Which is ridiculous, because Sabé had done more than just keep Obi-Wan breathing, she had started repairing what damage she could, and for all that Jango despises Jinn, the Jedi’s presence increases Obi-Wan’s chances of surviving exponentially. 
  So why do his hands still shake? Why does it feel like he's already accepted that he's going to lose Obi-Wan?
  Why does he even think Obi-Wan is his to lose?
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pantoracore · 2 days ago
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duel of the fates more like duel of the WAITS why is it so fuckin long
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jetiisse · 2 days ago
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no one asked for this at all but rael sexy soooooo (uncropped ver)
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dswcp · 2 days ago
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It’s Padme Week and the 500th post on DSWCP, so here is the cutest Anidala moment in all of Star Wars comics! I like that it is just a little ominous.
Star Wars Adventures 12: “Intermission, Part 1.” Marvel. July 25, 2018. Writers: Elsa Charretier and Pierrick Colinet. Penciller: Elsa Charretier. Letterer: Tom B. Long. Colorist: Sarah Stern.
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