I saw that your requests were open so I was wondering if you could do Asahi x reader? Maybe relationship headcannons? You can have creative liberty with everything else though.
Thank you ^^
ofc Anon, happy to help ya out! This is my first time writing for Asahi, but honestly it should be pretty easy, because I’m an asahi Kinnie. Love y’all sm, if you liked this, make sure to like, follow, and if you curios, just ask
warnings: Swearing, crack, fluff? Mentions of vagina? Has one section implying a AFAB reader, but is only one paragraph. If you aren’t a pussy owner, pretend it’s a papercut it literally the same results. I tried to make it as gender neutral as possible.
status: edited, but at like 3am so read at your own risk
💜Asahi Azumane💜
💜Boyfriend Headcannons💜
First things first, Man is so freaking shy. Like goodness, he wouldn’t be able to talk to you when he has a crush on you. So, if you want results, you have to A) Be confident, and B) be in a place he’s comfortable interacting in. Like at volleyball practice (Gia- Joden shut your ass up, your AsaNoya is showing.) So, for this let’s just imagine you’re a second year, helping Kiyoko manage the team. Yeah that sounds a lil familiar but shhhhhhhhh, let me have this.
Once we get over the hurdle of him actually asking you out (AKA Tanaka bullying him into doing with some, if you don’t do it, I will,) Be gotta be the biggest sweetie ever. Like I’m used to writing for assholes, but I physically cannot with this man, this pure sweet chipotle bowl of a man. The most shit I can say is that he’s a pussy.
Please. For the love of God (Gia- You called?) Play with his hair. He will literally melt like butter into a blushy slushy mess it’s so freaking adorable.
The literal epitome of pit bull energy. Like so freaking terrifying on the outside but inside? Literally the softest thing since Japanese pancakes. And because of this, mfs be terrified to talk to you. Like even if he’s so polite, things don’t change. What he says- “Hi, I’m sure you didn’t know, but that’s my partner , and it looks like you’re making them very uncomfortable, could you please leave them alone.? Thank you! 🌸☺️🌸” What people hear- “Aye yo, what ya doing with my girl buddy? You tryna start something, I’ll fucking kick your ass *insert Tanaka face*”. Yeah, it’s a common occurrence for people to tell you to blink twice if you need help.
Even though he’s canonically not planning on going to college, he’s still above average in school work. Not really in terms of analysis and problem solving, so his best subjects are stuff he can just memorize like science or History. If you happen to be weak in either of those, he would be more than happy to help after practice or during weekends. He’s super patient with you and often suggests snack breaks and other things whenever it gets to much. (Because of that he’s also really good at helping you through panic attacks, more on that if I do a part 2.)
In terms of cringe, the cringiest thing y’all do would be like seriously basic couples costumes. And I ain’t talking joker and Harley Quinn type bs (that fr can be cute sometimes,) I’m talking moth and lamp type shit. I know it’s probably adorable to some of yall but it gives me the serious ick.
Speaking of the Ick, man uses the most horrendous nicknames unironocally. He doesn’t do it all the time (especially after Tanaka nearly pissed himself after hearing him trying to be tender.) like I can just hear him saying, “Hey muffin, can you grab my bag from the club room? I have to help clean up.” (Gia- joden ewwwwww stop it that’s literally so gross.)
reads you the Bible
Yall know that one comic where it’s like killer croc and his girlfriend walking around and she tells him how much she loves him and how safe he makes her feel? Yeah that’s literally yall and it’s so precious. Like just imagine walking anywhere and everywhere holding pinkies (my gay lol heart is melting) while he’s just being a blushy mess.
Noya is the main wingman, but still doesn’t know on how how you got together. His idea of friendly advice is, “QUICK BEING W PUSS AND ASK THEM OUT LIKE A MAN ASAHI😤.”
Regardless of if you are a titty owner or not, please don’t take your shirt off around him, he will literally malfunction.He will literally have an aneurysm. Like mans nosebleeds will rock him like a rocket. Like man will be in the morgue from blood loss. And we still need this man for cuddles, so no. Kill the spike not your boyfriend, can i get an amen 🙏?
He is the most precious fluffy boyfriend possible. Like he’s the sweetest of all beans. Like you could ask him to murder someone and he’lll just be like, “Yes Sweetie anything you say dear 🌸🥰🌸.” Kinda like Gojo in that one jjk scene (the I’ll murder you one)
he loves restaurant dates, but like don’t take him anywhere who only has spicy food. I love this man with all my might, but he is a serious pussy. Like my goodness has the gracious. And he won’t even say anything about it. My poor baby will just suffer in silence. So please don’t, he’s a poor baby.
This one’s for all my long hair honeys. One word. Hairties. Hairties Galore. He never has enough. And he always has them at the ready. But on the unlikely chance he doesn’t, he has no problem using your scrunchies during a game, and it’s seriously the softest marshmallow man move ever. I can not emphasize it enough.
ok this man if the favorite of all of his younger cousins. Like the little dudes love just climbing on them. He physically cannot say no to them. So, what’s something they force him to do? Watch Disney princess movies with them. He knows all their names trust. His top three definitely Jasmine, Belle and Cinderella, trust me on this.(Gia- fuck sukuna, Asahi x Cinderella for life lol) He gives the most insane Disney adult energy it’s insane. (Gia- joden, chill with the slander mate).
He is a living random fact generator. No I will not elaborate. He watches that kind of YouTube shorts. He’s so boring I swear to fuck.
(I had to Make Gia write this lol) This one is for all my pussy people. He gotta be the most worried individual on this side of the nuthouse whenever you’re bleeding. Like the second he hears your on the cycle it’s, “OMG ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU DYING? OMG MY GIRLFRIENDS DYING, HELP WE NEED TO GET YOU TO THE DOCTORS! PLEASE DONT DIE ON ME BABY! DO YOU NEED PADS, HEATING PADS, IBUPROFEN, CHOCOLATE!?ILL GET YOU THAT, THE VERY BEST BEST QUALITY-” please shut him tf up. He’s gonna have a panic attack, please calm him down,
for us non pussy personas, just imagine you got a paper-cut. He literally acts the same way.
For my final big thing, ima just give ya’ll little addicts exactly what yall came here for: Crack. (Also yes a changed some lyrics, I ain’t about to whitewash no characters)
Tanaka- EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING, EGGS BACON GRITS
all- Sausage!
Noya- IMA SKINNY BITCH BUT I STILL TAKE
all- Sausage!
Bokuto- GOT A FAT ASS BUT I STILL TAKE
all- Sausage!
Oikawa- GOT A FLAT ASS BUT I STILL TAKE
all- Sausage!
Y/N- WAKE UP IN THE MORNING GOTTA EAT THAT-
all- Sausage!
Hinata- IMA RED HEAD BUT I STILL TAKE
all- Sausage!
*Literally everyone is gay in this show so I’m not including this verse*
Yachi- CUTE GIRL SWAG BUT ILL TAKE YOUR MANS
all- Sausage!
Asahi- hagsaggecgedhurdgiitg
all- Sausage!
Saiko- Big tits, and I’m thick so you know I take
all- Sausage!
Kuroo- Yeah I read but but they’re all about
All- Sausage! Sa-Sa-Sa-Sausage, Sausage
kiyoko- I like girls, can I still take sausage?
All- AYEEEEEEE
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bro I ain’t gon lie, I had so much fun writing this, but I’m sorry I took so long Anon, I love all of yall so much, but I also am smack in the middle of exam season, and you’re boy needs his degree. If y’all love this, then feel free to ask for more, it’s free, and like and follow me. Love y’all lil freaks,
i need to find fics for that one trope where the two fake date and then person A actually falls in love and asks "what are we?" and person B mean abt it and says it's an arrangement and crushes person A's soul and then they finish w the agreement and after person B realises that they do in fact love person A but they've already moved on to person C and look way happier and healthier. except SURPRISE !!!! person A isnt happier and they're using person C person as a way to distract themselves and force themselves to move on from person B and person C is actually rlly in love w person A and wants to marry them but person B comes back and person A falls back in love and leaves person C. like i need some rlly tragic angst w no comfort, domestic fluff, slow burn pining, cheating, maybe slight internalised homophobia probably bc of the way person Bs parents raised them, very high sexual tension, drunken mistakes where they maybe fuck and person A panics and leaves b4 person B wakes up and can connect the dots, etc “i thought we had something going on between the two of us?” — “everything we’ve been through is nothing but childish lies. don’t forget our deal.” LIKE?:8;94& oh my gawd i need it neowww 😕
okay so a few things...
1.) i posted this on twt first so sorry for how lengthy it is
2.) i haven't written in almost a year LMFAO and i kinda h8 my writing style now so if i did write this it'd take me a minute so i could improve my writing style and write it properly how id like !!
3.) i was thinking this would be a shipping fic and not an x reader fic if i did decide to watch it. id stay in the same fandom as always- haikyuu.
4.) i have it down to like 4 ships. tsukkiyama, daisuga, asanoya, or iwaoi. i'm leaning toward tsukkiyama the most as of right now but after them iwaoi and asanoya are tied for me lol.
anyways if you like this lmk i haven't posted in 5ever so my reach is prolly ahit now but if u see this pls lmk if u like it 😭😭‼️ i'll prolly write it either way but i'm just saying/doing all of this bc i thot it would be cool to post it on here after being gone 4 so long idk maybe.
Reader: F
Character: Yū Nishinoya & Asahi Azumane
Rating: G
Summary: The baby was planned, as surprisingly a lot of things were in the relationship you had with Nishinoya and Asahi. The three of you were currently living in Italy, Asahi worked remotely, Nishinoya spent most days catching fish and you took care of the house with your rounded middle and love for both of your men
Warning: Pregnant Reader, Fluff, Domestic
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The baby was planned, as surprisingly a lot of things were in the relationship you had with Nishinoya and Asahi. The three of you were currently living in Italy, Asahi worked remotely, Nishinoya spent most days catching fish and you took care of the house with your rounded middle and love for both of your men.
Your baby was about the size of a pineapple as you got up on a rainy day on the coast on the place you called paradise. Both Asahi and Nishinoya were still asleep, curled up next to each other as you rolled out of bed and put on your slippers.
Rain hit against the window of your bedroom as you stretched out your back and sleepily patted your rounded middle. Baby was due soon and you couldn’t be happier. Your little miracle, it was like you were so worried about getting pregnant but as soon as the three of you wanted to try, it didn’t happen. Almost a year of trying and now here he was. Over seven months big and healthier than ever.
You waddled over to the kitchen, carefully going downstairs. As you rolled up the sleeves of your t-shirt you patted your bump, “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” You paused as if you were waiting for a response, “Pancakes.” You chuckled to yourself as you leaned up to get the box of pancake mix.
You relationship with the two men was rather uninteresting. Everything came together with time, you and Asahi were worked to the bone in Tokyo and a impromptu trip to Italy made you two stay and eventually fall in love with Nishinoya. And after four years together, you wanted to try for an addition to the family.
“Should we add chocolate chips?” You asked as you looked down, “I think we should, I know, I know, Asahi worries but like. A few won’t hurt.” You smiled as you reached over and grabbed the jar of the chocolate chips out of the cupboard.
You were working while living in Italy but when it was decided that you were going to be having their baby, you became a full time unofficial housewife. Now with your bump pressing against the edge of the stove, you flipped the pancakes.
You rubbed your lower back with your free hand. You were having a baby boy, and from the doctor’s estimates he was going to be on the bigger side. Something that made you swallow deeply as they took the ultrasound.
“What’s that smell!” You heard from upstairs.
“Pancakes!” You called back, “I thought you two would like to wake up to breakfast.” You chuckled as you placed the cooked pancake on the plate on the counter.
Nishinoya was the first to come downstairs, he came up behind you and kissed on your neck, “How’s the baby?”
“Quiet this morning, but you know I can’t stay in bed long. Today is pancake day, mama wants some pancakes.” You chuckled.
“Sounds great to me.” He chuckled, “Let me help you set the table.” He pulled away and went to go grab plates, forks and knives along with the bottle of syrup.
It wasn’t hard to love both of your men. They were different but still worked well together. Hot and cold and you were the nice medium. Nishinoya brought out Asahi’s louder side and Asahi got Nishinoya to calm down.
And with the sound of heavy footsteps, your other partner was awake. He slowly made his way down the stairs and loudly yawned. He already had to dad yawn down pat.
“Good morning.” He said as he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes, “Pancakes?”
“Yep.” You and Nishinoya said in unison.
He rested against the entrance to the kitchen and said, “Not too many chocolate chips, right?”
You looked over your shoulder and smiled, “Of course, I know the whole thing about my sugar.”
He came up behind you and kissed the top of your head, “The only sugar you should be getting is from us. Want me to take these to the table?”
“I’m almost finished, you two go sit down.” You smiled more. You were kissed again and Nishinoya came over to give you a kiss as well. Your partners were very affectionate both with you and each other. They just wanted their fair share of kisses.
You waited for the last pancake to cook before you flipped it onto the plate. Both of your men were seated at the table. And you proudly carried the plate with one hand, smiling to yourself as you walked to the table.
“This just means we’ll cook dinner for you. Your favourite.” Asahi said as the plate was placed in the middle of the table. As you took your hand away from the table, he grabbed it and kissed the top of your hand.
“Anything you want.” Nishinoya beamed, “But nothing too high in fat, sugar or carbohydrates! Remember, doctor’s orders!”
You chuckled, “So I guess no katsu, huh.” You knew that your partners were worried about the safety of your baby. Parenthood was just as new for them as it was for you.
Asahi responded, “Maybe, but it won’t be ninety percent breading.” He pointed his fork at you before he speared one of the pancakes and put it on his plate.
You chuckled, “Of course.” As you sat down with them. This wasn’t the life you expected. You never thought of yourself as a mother lat alone with two partners. You thought you’d spend the rest of your life with the grind of the workplace in Tokyo. But as you started to eat, you looked at your two partners and then rubbed your belly with your free hand, you felt a sense of peace and warmth in your heart.
This was home and the little family you made was only growing.
So like 👉🏻👈🏻 dating noya and Asahi with that height difference??
AsaNoya
Asahi is nervous he’ll lose both of you in a crowd. He’ll look down and somehow you both will be gone. Suga (un)helpfully suggested he could get you both leashes.
The two of you have to make Asahi lean down to kiss him on the lips. No amount of stretching gets you up to his level. Forget about making out with him standing up. He’s gotta sit down or pick you up for that.
If Noya is even a few milimeters taller than you he calls you “Tiny/Little/Small/etc.” It’s just something he has to do.
At least once, you and Noya have been offered the children’s menu at a place. Asahi is offered the adult menu and ask if he’s chaperoning/babysitting the two of you. He wanted to cry.
Selfies are actually fun to take because Asahi’s tall enough to get everyone in frame. Those long arms come in handy for more than getting things off the top shelves.
does anyone know what happened to @/agaassi?? their account has been deleted, and when i click on their tags that i follow all the posts are gone. they wrote the haikyuu “daddy diares” series, with that one bokuto smau where the reader got pregnant and they called the baby like “little bean” or something like that. they’re pretty prominent here on haikyuu tumblr? she had like 3k or so. idk. she just had really good content and i used to send her asks and stuff. a very nice person.
i’m gonna use a bunch of haikyuu tags so that hopefully some people see this. please like / reblog or dm me if you know what happened to her.
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I had a dream last night that Me and nishinoya hotboxed his car and now I can’t stop thinking about getting high with nishinoya NFNG like imagine the FUN imagine the giggles you’d have. I feel like we’d just be there laughing at nothing while daichi and suga are trying to get us out of the car (suga kinda wants to join tho) Tanaka would be passed out. dead in the back seat probably sleep talking. ugh I love that. Que asahi thinking Tanaka ACTUALLY died Bye-