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meleth03 · 1 day
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*sirens go off in the distance* Hinata, who has never done anything wrong in his life, sitting on the floor rocking back and forth: They found me
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forusomimiya · 11 months
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"You like it, huh?" he asks even though you're too busy feeling his fingers quicken in you to respond. "Being a mess, I know" he leaves your pussy aside and drags you to the edge of the bed just enough to bend your legs towards your chest and lick the mess he's created with his fingers.
"W-what are you doing?!"
“Cleaning you up" he lies as he sucks and licks all over you until he tastes your second spill.
SUNA, atsumu, kageyama, IWAIZUMI, KONOHA, MATTSUN, semi eita, sakusa
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Iwaizumi: do you want to know your gay name
Oikawa: my... my gay name??
Iwaizumi: yeah, it's your first name-
Oikawa: haha. Very funny iwa-chan-
Iwaizumi, getting down on one knee: -and my last name
Oikawa: oh- oh mY GOD
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iwaoiness · 2 months
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Oikawa: if i dont survive tomorrow's operation i want u to know that ill never forgive u if u fall in love again
Oikawa: in fact u should mourn for a minimum of 13 years iwachan
Oikawa: but i want u to be so happy okay
Oikawa: not in love yet but happy
Iwaizumi: they're just going to remove your wisdom teeth tooru tf are u saying now
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nykie-love-anime · 6 months
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Marriage Proposal
Atsumu: - takes your left hand into his and gets down on one knee - Y/N: Atsumu, what the fu... Atsumu: Y/N, would you do me the honour of becoming my sister-in-law? Y/N: (⊙_⊙)? Osamu: (o_o) Osamu: - covers his face with both his hands at his brothers idiocy - Osamu: Did you really just propose to Y/N for me? Atsumu: Well heaven knows you were taking your sweet time to do it
Masterlist
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reineydraws · 2 years
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akaashi is the bokuto whisperer, but at what cost
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txbix-chxn · 4 months
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Daichi: *carrying groceries with both hands*
Suga: *reaches out to help*
Daichi: *switches all bags into one hand and holds Suga’s hand with the other*
Suga: That’s not what I——
Suga:
Suga: Okay.
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blueberrysunflowers · 6 months
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atsumu and bokuto, bursting into hinata’s room: SEE !! HE’S MAKING OUT WITH TOBIO-CHAN… huh?
kageyama, pausing the match they were watching: ?
hinata, to kageyama: really? why didn’t you tell me, tobio? i would have paused the video.
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nihoniii · 4 months
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Kiyoomi: I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I can’t eat, I can’t sleep. Maybe I’m coming down with something. Hinata: Oh, ho-ho, I know what you’ve got. The L-word. Bokuto: Yeah, leprosy. Hinata: No, Bokuto, no. It’s four letters, starts with L, ends with E. Bokuto: Aha! Lice. Hinata: No.
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nekomanessa · 1 year
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fattuccini-afraido · 5 months
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Sugawara: We all have our demons.
Sugawara, grabbing Noya, who's biting his arm: This one's mine.
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meleth03 · 4 months
Conversation
Atsumu: Beside me, who’s the most attractive person ya know?
Kiyoomi: Are you going to get mad?
Atsumu: Of course not!
Kiyoomi: Alright… Osamu, then
[later]
Osamu: Hey Tsumu
Atsumu: Hello, homewrecker
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forusomimiya · 11 months
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Virgin!Sakusa didn't need to watch porn to masturbate, in fact, he hated it. He just needed to get his head in gear to imagine you in his and get a cumshot in less than a minute.
Virgin!Sakusa swore and swore he wouldn't fuck you until you, the non-virgin, were ready. Until then he used a pillow to jerk off while imagining you on his bed, with an incredible view of your ass and of you begging for more.
Virgin!Sakusa's first time was so unimaginable that he got hard every time he thought about the white liquid forming at the base of his cock every time you bounced on it.
"Look at you, you're making a fucking mess on my cock. Don't stop please, don't do it."
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Oikawa: accept your flaws, you'll feel better. It worked for me.
Iwaizumi: you accepted your flaws?
Oikawa: god, no. I accepted yours.
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iwaoiness · 4 months
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Oikawa, having a bi-panic when he first meets the new part-time worker at the convenience store: blessed be the meteorite that fell on the prehistoric earth decimating the animals that became fossils and then the oil that was extracted and used in the manufacture of the fuel that supplied the cement car to make the hospital in which you were born
Iwaizumi, who just wants to finish their damn shift without committing murder: just tell me if you want a fucking bag or not
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nykie-love-anime · 6 months
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Netflix Account
Kenma: I got Netflix you like you asked Y/N: Oh that's cool Y/N: - grinning looking at her boyfriend - Y/N: I have been mooching of Kuroo's account for so long Kenma: Wait, what do you mean account? Y/N: Yeah his Netflix account Kenma: - staying quiet not knowing what to say - Y/N: You know like his profile. I wanted one of my own because they are like $10 a month Kenma: - again staying quiet - Kenma: Oh... you wanted an account Y/N: Yeah, what did you think I meant? Kenma: Wellll Y/N: Wait what did you buy then? Kenma: Netflix
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