#Source: Easy A

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: Not to mention how you have been dressing these past few days. No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper.

Kate: Clint!

Laura: A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes.

#source: easy a #clint barton #clint barton incorrect quotes #hawkeye #laura barton #laura barton incorrect quotes #kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[moonah-rose]

Shepard: You'll do fine, Grunt. We're a family of survivors, it's in our blood.

Grunt: Why would that matter? I'm adopted.

Garrus: WHAT?! Spirits, who told you?!

#incorrect mass effect quotes #urdnot grunt #commander shepard #garrus vakarian #mass effect #source: easy a

[incorrectprodigalsonquotes]

Gil: I'd take a bullet for you, you know that. Right between the eyes. I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn't want me to say!

Malcolm: That's not necessary, Gil. But that is comforting.

#incorrect prodigal son quotes #prodigal son #gil arroyo #malcolm bright #source: easy a #incorrect quotes #prodigal son incorrect quotes

[willsonlmt]

High-school au!

Yang and Blake on a hill just relaxing on yangs car hood listening to music.

Yang: So how was detention.

Blake: Meh, it was okay, Sun and i cleaned up the tennis court and then the washrooms. So it was menial labour.

Yang: isn't that the volleyball player that shows his abbs alot.

Blake: Yup

Blakes phone starts to ring.

Blake answering the phone: Speak of the devil i was just talking about you with yang.

Sun over the phone : who?

Blake: You know Yang. Perpetually angry, bad puns, bt.

Yang: Wait, what does bt mean? Hello whats dose bt mean?

Blake: Okay, I'll see you later. *hangs up the phone*

Yang: What does bt mean? Beautiful and talented, bodacious and and tenacious ?

Blake: Big tits.

Yang: That's my identifier. Yes! What did Sun want?

Blake: He wanted to ask me something.

Yang: He probably wants to borrow a crop top.

Blake: Yeah whatever big tits.

Yang: woo-hoo bigtits!

#rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect quotes #yang xiao long #blake belladona #source: easy a

[ladymiraclewings]

Adam: I can’t decide if you’re a genius or a lunatic. Lucifer Morningstar: Well, don’t they sort of go hand in hand?

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: easy a #adam #lucifer morningstar

[the-black-bulls]

Asta: I’m never gonna go through puberty.

Magna: Of course you will buddy, we’re just a family of late bloomers. I didn’t until I was 18, nor did Luck. Gauche's just freaking tall ignore him, and—

Asta: Why does that matter? I’m adopted.

Magna: WHAT? OH MY GOD WHO TOLD YOU?!

#black clover #asta black clover #magna swing #black clover incorrect quotes #source: easy a #asta #magna #the black bulls #50

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Kira: Screw all these people, Liam! Liam: Haven't you heard? I already did.

#teen wolf #kira yukimura #arden cho #liam dunbar #dylan sprayberry #source: easy a

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Imoen: The party member of the week gets to pick the movie.

Neera: You get party member of the week every week!

Charname: And there’s a reason for that.

Neera: Yeah, you pick party member of the week!

Charname: Are you accusing me of nepotism?

#source: easy a #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #charname #imoen #neera

[writerkmc]

knox: why do you get to pick the movie?

cooper: because i’m crew member of the week and crew member of the week gets to pick the movie

knox: but you’re crew member of the week every week

kris: and there’s a reason for that

addy: yeah, because you pick crew member of the week

kris: are you accusing me of nepotism?

#yes kris #you have favorites and it shows #oouil #oouin #oouib #cooper clay #kris greene #knox myers #addy prentiss #bayview crew #source: easy a

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Sirius: I had a similar situation when I was your age...

Harry: What, everyone called you an attention-seeking liar?

Sirius: I had a horrible reputation and people said awful things about me.

Harry: Why?

Sirius: Because I was a slut. I slept with a whole bunch of people: a slew, a heap, a peck...mostly guys.

Harry: Sirius!

Sirius: I'm sorry, I got around! Before I got with Remus, I had incredibly low self-worth!

#overheard at hogwarts #source: easy a #harry potter #hp #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #sirius black #the boy who lived #remus lupin #wolfstar #marauders #padfoot #moony #golden trio

[hawkinsincorrect]

Barb: I just hope for your sake you have the good sense to use protection.

Nancy: Why? Your parents didn't.

#source: easy a #incorrect quotes #stranger things #nancy wheeler #barb holland

[weirdkev27]

Mama Bear: We’re a family of late bloomers.

Goldilocks: Why does that matter? I’m adopted.

Papa Bear: WHAT!? OH MY GOD!!! WHO TOLD YOU!?

#mama bear #goldilocks #papa bear #incorrect puss in boots quotes #puss in boots the last wish #source: easy a

[lemons2llamas]

Hangman: You know, the sad thing is, Rooster, if you'd been a gentleman and maybe asked me out on a date, I might've said yes.

Rooster: Really? Do you wanna go out with me?

Hangman: Not now I don't, shit-dick.

#bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #hangster #sereshaw #incorrect quotes #source: easy a

[nerdasaurus1200]

Elsa: Why does that matter, I’m adopted.

Varian: *SLAMS the cabinet shut* WHAT?! Oh my god! Who told you?!

Elsa:

#tts #rta #tangled #tangled the series #rapunzel's tangled adventure #frozen #elsa padare au #incorrect quotes #source: easy a #elsa #varian

[moonah-rose]

Dutch: You'll be fine, our family comes from a long line of winners.

Tilly: Why does that matter? I'm adopted!

Hosea: WHAT! Who told you?!

#incorrect rdr2 quotes #source: easy a #dutch van der linde #tilly jackson #hosea matthews #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2

[incorrect-rainbow-rocket-quotes]

Faba: What's your problem?

Guzma: You wanna know what my problem is?! I —

Faba: That was a rhetorical question. I don't wanna know anything from you.

#Source: Easy A #Pokemon #Pokemon Villains #Incorrect Quotes #Branch Chief Faba #Faba #Skull Boss Guzma #Guzma #(Oof oof Faba)