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laluv-469 · 18 hours

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<laluv's smau>

you ask jjk men to bail you out from jail <3

Disclaimer!: This is my first smau post, and this particular idea isn't mine originally. The plot has been done before, so here's my silly twist on it. Enjoy! ^-^

crack, fluff, smut

author's note: i got inspo to post this by leaving an anon ask on @textmel8r 's blog who helped me lots, so thanks sm 🥺

i'll be doing more- laluv ♡

#jjk #jjk smau #jjk x reader #jjk x y/n #satoru gojo #suguru geto #nanami kento #toji fushiguro #choso kamo #sukuna ryomen #crack #jjk smut #jjk fluff #please don't flop #imessage #jjk texts

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leveragecentral · 2 days

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Leverage + Textposts 2

#leverage #leverageedit #multi #eliot spencer #parker #jim sterling #sophie devereaux #nate ford #alec hardison #nate x sophie #photos #crack #rose

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crybabycunt · 3 days

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Yelena: What are your coordinates?

Kate: I'm by a cloud that looks like a dog.

Yelena: I need something more specific than that.

Kate: A chihuahua!

#bishova #bishlova #yelena belova #kate bishop #hawkeye #black widow #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #funny #crack #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes

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frost-eyed-autumn · 22 hours

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Chuuya is not smart and will never be smart keep seething and coping 👍🏼

Damn guys I can't believe I finally got a visit from the Dazai Anon 😭I always knew this day would come but not this soon!

Hey Dazai Anon, its good to finally meet you. When's the delivery date? You look like you're about to POP. You should really take that thing to a hospital pronto and get it looked at.

Don't forget to enroll them in early education! Between you and idiot Chuuya, they're definitely gonna need it!

@sabh0 @dazai-anon-archive-taketwo

#Answered #dazai anon #crack #ooc #drama tw #{--Finally I can put my art skills to the greater good--}

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bi-emo-bitch · 3 days

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Hazbin hotel photo dump from my Pinterest

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #angel dust #nifty hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #meme #crack #crack post

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aurae-rori · 1 day

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that horrible moment when your dad marries an ipc stoneheart (a guide by yanqing)

i have no excuse for this

aka: in which jing yuan and aventurine get married

#hsr #honkai star rail #avenyuan #jing yuan #aventurine #jingrine #idk???#aventurine x jing yuan #crack #crack treated seriously #crack ship #crack fic #idk #fanfic #ao3 fanfic #why did i write this

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sokoe-chan · 2 days

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just scrap all the shit of the confessarius reviving Theresa, the true reason she come back to live is because hypergraph drop this

#shitpost #arknight #mont3r my beloved #kal'tsit #local robot cat slay so hard that make the dead come back to life #theresa #crack #arknights

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krolik-wilk · 2 days

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Pomefiore memes 3

(Sorry that its shorter than usual)

#pomefiore #memes #crack #pomefiore memes #pomefiore crack #twst #twisted wonderland #twst memes #twst crack #twisted wonderland memes #twisted wonderland crack

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incorrectbatfam · 25 days

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Bruce is constantly asking the kids what they like to eat so he can freeze dry their favorites into oblivion as apocalypse rations

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gageisahomeboi · 9 months

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Another one

#fallout #fallout memes #fo4 #crack #nuka world #fallout 2 #fallout 4 #fallout new vegas #fallout 3 #fallout 76 #fallout nv #fonv #fo3 #fo2 #sole survivor #Kellogg #fo4 Kellogg #institute #synth

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frownyalfred · 2 months

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Bruce is Clark’s “my senses/powers are going insane right now, please cover for me” person and no one in the Justice League has ever fully caught on because Bruce (as Batman) will just suddenly start picking a fight with Hal Jordan (who is always down to argue) and distract the entire League long enough for Clark to either leave or get a handle on whatever is bugging him.

#kryptonian biology #I just want a fic where Clark is sobbing because of his senses for some reason #and Bruce just holds him #hmm #bruce wayne #batman #dc #justice league #Hal jordan #crack #morning thoughts

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moneypriestess · 3 months

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Gothamites love the newest edition to the Wayne family.

Even though Danny comes from a small town he acts more like a true gothamite than some kids that grew up in Gotham.

Most of the Wayne children come from the streets, yet only Danny acts like he still remembers it. It's been at least a year since he was officially adopted. If you don't count the 6 months he was fostered by Bruce Wayne, usually after that amount of time passed the child should have become all rich kid polite and shit.

everyone remembers when dick was first adopted, yes, he was still Roudy after the first year but all that wild crazy energy he had was zapped by his full belly and silk pillows. Then there was Jason Todd, and before his unfortunate passing, he too had lost that wild energy that the streets bred.

next was Tim who didn't really count because he was a rich kid that got adopted to be an even richer kid.

then Cass and Damian just appeared out of nowhere and instead of the crazy gothamite energy the first two had, they had this calm crazy energy instead, that kind of mellowed out as the years passed.

Yet Danny stayed the same, in fact, all gothamites fondly remember just last week when they watched the news to see Danny bite the hand of a journalist that tried to touch him without permission.

yes, all the true gothamites loved the newest edition to the Wayne family.

#crossover #dc x dp #danny phantom #crack #batfam #danny fenton #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc #dp #dpxdc

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crybabycunt · 2 days

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Kate: We should get married.

Yelena: We've been dating for less than a month.

Kate: And I think I've shown incredible restraint waiting this long.

#bishova #bishlova #yelena belova #kate bishop #hawkeye #black widow #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #funny #crack #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes

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starlessmistake · 5 months

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