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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

#thats my sdv character yeah #evil kid from toy story #who wants to kiss the wizard

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blue hair and pronouns pipeline

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Nad võiksid bändi alustada....

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tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

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Flirting with a French girl like "oui oui je sui une fagguette"

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damn is that a C tuned harmonica in your pocket or is ypur penis just playing a really loud and grating dylanesque solo

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WORK HARD PARTY HARDER

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❣️ has to be The emoji of all time like i love you and i'm so excited about it that the only way to show it is an exclamation mark heart !

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never enough time in the day to do fuck all

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my scapegoat is eating your straw man

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get loved loser, get absolutely fucking treasured

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when the function got a high achieving deranged little magic freak who will commit acts of sorcery that undermine every ethical framework and interest of self-preservation in order to sort-of-resurrect their lesbian situationship