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AVENTURINE CAME HOME IN 80 PULLS SO I MADE SOME MEMES TO CELEBRATE!!!!

2.1 spoilers, but it's been out for several weeks so i think it should be okay unhidden? idk let me know if i should hide it

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MerMay but I just write this au because im utterly insane (perhaps i will. who knows)

I feel like Merventurine should get to play with bubbles without Ratio sharing the tub with him

Inspired by the Merventurine AU by @havanillas!!

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this is the greatest fucking thing i've ever seen and i'm living for it

I have this VISCERAL need for an AU where everyone’s perception of Ratiorine is completely skewed and they all think they hate each other when in reality they’re actually married.

They had a small ceremony years ago, fully live together, have matching pajama sets, cutely bicker and have inside jokes with each other, constantly use endearments when referring to one another in public, have a combined 20 step hygiene routine, are each other’s first choice if there’s a mission that require 2 people, AND NO ONE BELIEVES THEY’RE MARRIED! OR EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP!

AVENTURINE EVEN SIGNS HIMSELF AS AVENTURINE RATIO ON INVITES OR LETTERS OR PAPERWORK (Kakavasha Ratio on their marriage certificate, I like to think in this AU they’ve worked through their past trauma together already), BUT EVERYONE THINKS IT’S A TYPO AND HE MEANT TO WRITE THEM SEPARATELY SINCE THEY’RE ALWAYS ASSIGNED ON MISSIONS TOGETHER.

The only people who know are the Stonehearts, and that’s only due to Aventurine’s contract/work as IPC, so they were the ones who officiated/were witnesses to the wedding.

Everytime they all go out to get a drink or something, I need Topaz in the back looking insufferable as Ratiorine are in full lovey-dovey mode AND NO ONE NOTICES. I’d be the same girl, they could broadcast their honeymoon and STILL people would think it’s some weird powerplay hate thing, Topaz is later found crying to Jade about how she finally understands why Ratio calls everyone idiots, how are people so blind?! They’ve even started using the same motions and same phrases Jade, WHY CAN NO ONE ELSE SEE IT???

The only reason the Penacony plan goes off without a hitch is that everyone has the biggest preconceived notion that Aventurine and Raio despise each other WHEN IT’S JUST THEIR USUAL MARRIED BICKERING. NO ONE CAN EVEN FATHOM THE TWO OF THEM LIKING EACH OTHER, LET ALONE MARRIED???

(In this AU, Aventurine gives up his room because the Reverie made the same mistake of not understanding the signature and assigned him and Ratio to different rooms, and now there’s a nice clean way of getting rid of the extra room, making a connection with the Astral Express, AND rooming with his dear husband, what great luck!)

I want it to get to a point where they could fully make out in front of Sunday and the man would STILL believe that Ratio would betray Aventurine. Aventurine during the entire interrogation scene is just constantly in the state of “my husband is such a good actor, I’m so proud of him” *heart eyes and winks to Ratio when Sunday isn’t looking* and Ratio is just straight up looking worried for Aventurine and immediately rushes after him when it’s all over AND NO ONE BATS AN EYE

Ratio just mentally apologizing to Aventurine after every little fake fight they have and dying on the inside and doubling down on every bit of affection he can in between (and even during) the fights, and Aventurine is just having fun having his husband’s attention all to himself no matter the form. (plus the rush of knowing just how much they trust each other always makes him warm)

Aventurine is fully ok with this weird perception people have of him and his husband since it always helps with his schemes and gambles paying off, and while Ratio wants to bash everyone in the head for even daring to think he hates his husband, he keeps quiet because he trusts that Aventurine will always come back to him and make it all work.

But that’s not enough to stop him with showering Aventurine with adoration and love in public. If the public are too much of idiots to realize something as obvious as their love, Ratio won’t stop it from showing his dear husband just how much he means to him.

This is fully AU of course, we all know canon Ratiorine is the longest softest pining game in history. Funny enough, Topaz is still suffering in the back due to their relationship shenanigans. She better be getting some financial compensation for this, I just know Aventurine complains to her about his crush. Ratio is fully at his own place writing out thesis after thesis about the meaning of love and psychoanalyzing his own feelings. He forwards them to Topaz for review because I like to think she’s somehow become a weird bouncing board for his frustrations about her coworker. Topaz is crying.

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ruan mei doodle (redesign by /DivineParahdox on twt!)

#ruan mei

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#ruan mei

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car

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canon im hoyoverse

next aventurine animated short is going to be him and ratio going on a fake date for a mission

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dr ratio analysis 340 notes yippeee

another day another correcting misinfo !!!!! !! ! ! !

#aurae rambles #aurae talks about analysis #uhhh yay #yippee ever #drratio #dr ratio #veritas ratio #hsr #honkai star rail

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me when hes traumatized andblonde

"when you swing your brush, you have to follow through."

[on inprnt]

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blade to blade communication

while you studied the blade

I studied the blade too we were classmates

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AAAAAAAAH

Wing AU ask: Since Aventurine is well Aventurine and with his backstory, he never really has flock bonds or any kind of bond with anyone. Last of his kind and being a slave kinda does that to people.

Paired with Ratio, who I'm not sure if this is canon, but I saw and heard that he was pretty isolated as a child and studied a lot, also doesn't have a bond with anyone.

Both struggle in different areas with flock bonds, but deep down, both really want a flock bond more than anything but refuse to admit to per showing weakness.

Oh yes, this fits them so well! I can see them tipteoing around each other and slowly getting closer before and during the events of Penacony, up until the point where Aventurine reads the note Ratio left him and suddenly realizes that oh, it's with him he wants to have a flock bond, actually.

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a very beloved happy birthday 🎉

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@cheese-enjoyer9471 for u pookers

that horrible moment when your dad marries an ipc stoneheart (a guide by yanqing)

i have no excuse for this

aka: in which jing yuan and aventurine get married

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i am gods strongest soldier

that horrible moment when your dad marries an ipc stoneheart (a guide by yanqing)

i have no excuse for this

aka: in which jing yuan and aventurine get married

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its beautiful

that horrible moment when your dad marries an ipc stoneheart (a guide by yanqing)

i have no excuse for this

aka: in which jing yuan and aventurine get married

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that horrible moment when your dad marries an ipc stoneheart (a guide by yanqing)

i have no excuse for this

aka: in which jing yuan and aventurine get married

#hsr #honkai star rail #avenyuan #jing yuan #aventurine #jingrine #idk??? #aventurine x jing yuan #crack #crack treated seriously #crack ship #crack fic #idk #fanfic #ao3 fanfic #why did i write this

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“This is my son, Yanqing,” Jing Yuan says, with a soft smile. His orbs are shining in the light. What the fuck?! Wait, why is this other guy’s orbs shining too?!?! Why are they being described as orbs?!?! “Yanqing, meet my fiancé – Aventurine.” 

This cannot be fucking happening. Yanqing immediately collapses to the floor and passes the fuck out. 

i did it cheese im writing the crackfic

hear me out

idk why this came to me in a vision

but aventurine x jing yuan

idk why it just came to me????? LIKE I GUESS THEY COULD BE CUTE... ITS THE MULTISHIPPER INSIDE OF ME...