Texts with Loki hc’s:
Loki: Where are you? -Loki
You: I just finished training with Pete…why r u signing ur texts?
Loki: ur? What? -Loki
You: U R
Loki: ??? - Loki
You: stop signing your name idiot
Loki: No. What’s “UR” - Loki
You: …are u fr?
Loki: “fr”? - Loki
You: 💀
Loki: You’re dead? - Loki
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*changes nickname to “witchboy69”*
witchboy69: What happened to my name?!
You: I changed it hehe
witchboy69: witchboy69 of all things??? How do you change it back?
You: Not telling lol :)
witchboy69: What the hell does this even mean?!
You: Because…you dress in all black…and because 69 haha
witchboy69: The 69 was unnecessary…
You: No no…it was SO necessary hehe :))
witchboy69: Do you want me to 69 you?
You: dafuq…
witchboy69: So yes?
You: No?!
witchboy69: …
You: Meet me in compound kitchen
witchboy69: I’m already here *sends pic*
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You: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GO?!
You: ANSWER ME YOU IDIOT???
You: ITS BEEN 3 HOURS…YOU MISSED THE ENTIRE MOVIE
You: LOKI WHERE. ARE. YOU.
You: *calls* *no answer* PICK UP YOU ASSHAT
You: For the love of gods Loki…this is THE THIRD TIME…
You: TEXT ME BACK HELLOOOOOOO
Loki: …oh…my time was set in Asgardian time…
You: …CHANGE IT ALREADY YOU ASSHOLE
Loki: Whoops! Ok changed! I love you ❤️ I’m sorry 😢
You: wtvr k
Loki: :(
You: …love u
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Loki: Hello??? Why haven’t you texted back?!
Loki: I’ve been sending you pictures since earlier?!
Loki: I can clearly see your phone on the couch, why aren’t you answering???
Loki: Are you still mad I missed the movie?
Loki: Love please don’t be mad at me :( I’m sorry
Loki: Please respond!
Loki: I’m sorry ok…
Loki: Oh come on! I can see your phone on the couch!!! Right here!!! Answer me please :((
Loki: Hello???
Loki: Loveeeee :(
Loki: Please answer meeeee
Loki: I’ll give you kisses
Loki: And hugs
Loki: Answer please :(
Loki: …ok this is embarrassing…i just…ignore all that…i’ll just call you!
Loki: Ignore that again…i’m an actual idiot
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You: I love you my mischievous boy ahihi, my best boy, good boy, scrumptious, delicious, handsome, pretty, amazing, phenomenal, cutie pie, god, hot, sexy, beautiful, loving, best boy, loki! 🫶🫶🫶🫶
Loki: k
You: :(
Loki: >:)
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Loki: Where is my helmet
You: I don’t know??
Loki: Yes you do, I saw you holding it
You: What?! No!
Loki: YES it’s with you
You: NO ITS NOT!
Loki: *sends pic* caught
You: Oh…hehehehehe, its nice right?
Loki: you look hot with it
You: ik 🥱
Loki: 😏
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this happened 7 years ago, the people were only trying to help a girl who was bleeding from a shot wound.
Watch the video yourself, you can see the people who gathered were not posing as a threat, they were only concerned about the girl. Yet an officer felt it necessary to harass a man in a wheelchair?
There is no neutrality. There is nothing complex about it once you open your eyes and realise the people of palestine have been dealing with an oppressive force for years
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A lot happened and somehow I ended up with my dad being chased through a multilevel spaceship while I used Loki’s sceptor to shoot at the aliens chasing us. It was hard but we found mum with a group of rebel aliens, struck a deal with the rebels and escaped. I woke up completely exhausted from it.
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one of my largest pet peeves with the spn fanfom is how they reduce gabriel to “man who only cares for candy and sex” as if a MAJOR part of his character isn’t that he left heaven because his family fought so much that it broke him, he pretended to be a pagan god for YEARS and yet he still got involved with sam and dean, he still helped them in the apocalypse world KNOWING that it would be the cause of his death
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Scott: so are you two dating?
Y/N: No, we’re just partners
Scott: So dating?
Y/N: We work professionally along side each other
Scott: Hope and I are partners, we’re dating.
Y/N: that doesn’t mean anything, Scott
Scott instantly realizing: Got it! I’ll give it a few more weeks
Y/N: Wha-Scott no!
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