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McKing: FOUR MONTHS!
Dooley, entering the room: What's going on?
McQueen: It's nothing.
McKing: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!
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incorrect-apex-quotes · 4 hours ago
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Rampart: Depression? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling “bummed out”?
Mirage: Ramya, you ignorant slut.
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Am I a hero? I really can't say. But yes.
Finn
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bonez-yard · 11 hours ago
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Clover: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?
Qrow: Clover, you ignorant slut.
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vikings-incorrect · 14 hours ago
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Ragnar, upon seen Athelstan again in season 2: Look at you! You've got a beard and everything! You're just a little...a little old man now! Our little old man boy!
Athelstan:....
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mischiefhasbeenmanaged · 21 hours ago
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McGonagall: Mr. Black, where is your homework?
Sirius: You know Minnie, Im just such a perfectionist I prefer to not do anything at all..you know as opposed to doing a crappy job
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McQueen: This is bothering me.
Dooley: Well, we are digging up a corpse.
McQueen: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
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Marlene: So I’m handling Lily’s bridal shower. What are you doing for James?
Sirius: A guy shower
Marlene: A-a what?
Sirius: it’s a bridal shower for guys. A guy shower
Marlene: Don’t you mean-
Sirius: it’s an hour long shower with the guys
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littlegalerion · 2 days ago
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For those curious about the dev who confirmed Sotha Sil was married and at least cared for his wife:
His blog is awesome and he has his own individual projects he works on! Check out his stuff!
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emmikay · 2 days ago
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Rum Tum Tugger: You use your brain too much.
Munkustrap: Are you advocating that I use it less?
Rum Tum Tugger: Sometimes the smartest people don’t think at all.
Munkustrap: You just came up with that.
Rum Tum Tugger: As I was saying it.
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ravenflowersposts · 2 days ago
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*in the kitchen at 5 a.m.*
Slytherin: wow, it's a little early for ice cream, don't you think?
Hufflepuff: it's never too early for ice cream, slytherin.
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Conversation
Beast: How do I find out if a girl is interested?
Beast: I usually just assume their not
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McQueen: This is a mistake.
Dooley, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
McQueen: But not today.
Dooley, still enthusiastically: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.
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gleeincorrectquotes · 3 days ago
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Puck to Quinn : You know it’s a myth that women have to gain more than 9 pounds in a pregnancy? Look at these actresses, some of them loose weight.
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thisuserlovesyou · 3 days ago
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Neil: *trying to teach Raven drills while Kevin is away*
Nicky: Hey,Kevin -I mean Neil!
Neil:...
*later*
Neil: Nicky called me Kevin.
Neil: And I will forever be haunted by that fact.
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augxstvs-gloxp · 3 days ago
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Old Deuteronomy: Now that I have your attention-
Bustopher Jones: You don't have our attention.
Old Deuteronomy: Curry.
Bustopher Jones: I'm listening.
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