Benedict: I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but make more money as a leader.
Colin: What the fuck??
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Ethan, scolding Hannah: We are not mad, just disappointed
Lex: No, we are mad
Ethan: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Lex: No, we are not
Ethan: I'm not a mind reader, Lex
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Bruce: Everyone has called me Boris all day. I think Tim paid them to.
[later]
Tim: Absolutely. Five bucks each and it was totally worth it.
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Y/N, scolding the twins: We are not mad, just disappointed.
Wanda: No, we are mad.
Y/N: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Wanda: No, we are not.
Y/N: I’m not the mind reader, Wanda.
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Rogue: [walks in covered in blood]
Bard: Amazing costume!! Happy Halloween!
Rogue:
Rogue: Oh it’s Halloween. That’s convenient.
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Stiles: I love Derek. And you know what I think is the most attractive part of Derek's body?
Scott: Please don't say it.
Stiles: His brain. Because I love his personality. I value his intelligence, his tenacity, his thoughtfulness, and his protective nature.
Stiles: And also, his brain is where he gets the best nasty ideas for bedroom stuff.
The pack: [noises of disgust]
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Opeli: she stole your key and the bow that killed King Harrow
Callum: you don't have all the facts
Opeli: which are?
Callum: I love her
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Obey me: Incorrect quotes (68)
Solomon: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a follower and a leader. You make more money as a leader, but you have more fun as a follower
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Robin: I will be mean to Jonathan if you want me to be.
Steve: Oh, no. It’s fine, Robin.
Robin: It’s really no problem, I was already planning to be mean to him.
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Coriolanus Snow on his school assignments deciding the best way to control the districts:
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Eloise: [clicks pen]
Cressida: [clicks pen in response]
Penelope: Stop that.
Eloise: Stop what?
Penelope: You're talking about me in morse code.
Cressida: Yeah, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
Eloise: That's exactly what we did.
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Selina: I'd lie for you.
Bruce: Yeah, but you lie all the time. You lie for no reason. Selina, you just like to lie.
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Clint, scolding his kids: We are not mad, just disappointed.
Laura: No, we are mad.
Clint: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Laura: No, we are not.
Clint: I’m not a mind reader, Laura.
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At the dinner table
Jason: [whistles]
Dick: [whistles in response]
Bruce: stop that.
Dick: stop what?
Bruce: you're talking about me in morse code.
Jason: yes, that's exactly what we're doing.
Jason: in our very limited time, we took a class in a very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you behind your back. Congrats, you've figured us out.
Dick, whispering to Tim: that's exactly what we did
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*checking max into a hospital for concussion*
sergio: max, what's your middle name?
max: danger.
charles: it's emilian
charles: wow, i hate that i know that
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