#source: Brooklyn nine nine

[vaggietheangel]

Adam:You know, you can't spell independent without dependent.

Vaggie:And you can't spell "go fuck yourself" without fuck you!

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #hazbin vaggie #hazbin hotel vaggie #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine

[leoprime13]

Shimo: I've only met Kong's daughter for a day and a half. But if anything happens to her, I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself.

#incorrect quotes #Godzilla #Shimo #jia #princess of skull island #kaiju #monsterverse #Legendary Pictures #godzilla x kong: the new empire #Godmother Shimo #source: brooklyn nine nine

[graveyardgang]

Aiden: It kind of feels like you’re prioritizing work over our friendship.

Ash: Because I barely know you?

Aiden: Fine, message received.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #the message was *not* received #incorrect sbg #incorrect school bus graveyard #sbg #sbg (webtoon) #school bus graveyard #incorrect quotes

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: Father is looking at us. Act natural.

Tim: Spreadsheet, spreadsheet.

Jason: Crime, crime.

Dick: Gotham, Gotham.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #bruce wayne #batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #batfam #batbros #batboys #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[chaoticace2005]

Vox: You played me like a fiddle!

Alastor: Oh no, old friend. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are!

#vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #staticradio #radiostatic #onewaybroadcast #source: brooklyn nine nine

[is-there-an-echo-in-here]

X

#commander cody is captain holt #the clone wars #captain rex #commander cody #star wars #tcw #incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine

[waltermis]

Office

*Natasha walking pass Y/N*

Natasha: Hey Y/N, will you join me in Fury's office for a second?

Y/N *following Natasha*: Ohhh, private rendezvous huh? This whole 'trying to make a baby' thing has got you super freaky girl-

*Entering the office*

Y/N: Heeeyyy FuRY! *clears throat* What's up dude...!!

Fury: ...

Natasha: What did you think was happening??

Fury: She clearly thought you were gonna have secret sex in here...

Y/N: WHAt?! Inappropes much, Nick? *awkward chuckle*

Natasha: ...😏😏

Fury: Hey! Stop thinking of ideas!!

Natasha:

#natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x reader #avengers x reader #natasha x reader #avengers #natasha romanoff x fem!reader #natasha romanoff x you #marvel #mcu #natasha romanoff x y/n #natasha romanoff x female reader #source: brooklyn nine nine #nick fury #nick fury x reader

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Ahsoka: You don’t have a hairdryer in your ship?

Anakin: Have you never met a human before?

Ahsoka, on the phone with Obi-Wan: Master Obi-Wan, do you have a hairdryer in your ship?

Obi-Wan: Of course, I’m not an animal.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #star wars episode iii: revenge of the sith #star wars episode ii: attack of the clones #star wars episode i: the phantom menace #padme amidala #ahsoka tano #disaster lineage #star wars: the clone wars #clone wars incorrect quotes #incorrect clone wars quotes

[sunflowersloth]

wednesday: i’m actually deeply in love with enid and we’ve been dating for a couple months now, we even have pet names.

ajax: why are you telling me this??

wednesday: because no one will believe you.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #wednesday addams #incorrect wednesday quotes #wednesday #incorrect quotes #wenclair #enid sinclair #ajax petropolus #wednesday x enid #wednesday 2022

[waterfire1848]

[ After the Batkids destroyed the manor. ]

Jason: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Jason, as Bruce: Jason, what are you doing?

Bruce, appearing from behind Jason: Jason, what are you doing?

Jason: I conjured him.

#incorrect quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine #batkids #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #Batman #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #Robin #harper row #bluebird #cullen row #stephanie brown #spoiler #duke thomas #signal #cassandra cain #orphan #carrie kelley #batfam #batfamily

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

#stranger things #stranger things s4 #eddie munson #joseph quinn #eddie stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson lives #steddie #steve x eddie #steve harrington x eddie munson #robin buckley #robin & steve #platonic stobin #platonic soulmates #robin & eddie #platonic reddie #they were siblings in another life #rueleigh edits #source: brooklyn nine nine

[textsfromthetva]

Loki / Brooklyn Nine-Nine [29/?]

#is he even lying?? #loki #mobius m. mobius #hunter b 15 #loki series #mcu #loki memes #lokiedit #source: brooklyn nine nine

[hawkinsincorrect]

Robin: I'm somehow embarrassed and proud of you at the same time.

Steve: Yeah, that's my sweet spot.

#incorrect quotes #stranger things #platonic stobin #robin buckley #steve harrington #source: brooklyn nine nine

[underqualified-human]

*Ace watching as Yuu and Grimm sort through an entire stove-sized box of Valentine's Day letters/gifts*

Ace: What do you do to them? Yuu: Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #source: brooklyn 99 #twst #twisted wonderland x reader #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #x reader #twst x reader #aries incorrect #twst incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland incorrect quote #twst incorrect quote

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Look, Tim, I’m not gonna waste your time with some lame excuse about why we left you behind, all right? Just the truth.

Jason: Dick and I were taken hostage by an Armenian biker gang and thrown on a cargo ship heading to Asia, but we’re back now. Don’t worry about it.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[incorrectskywalkers]

[anakin, ahsoka and some clones are stood before a burning building after a mission went terribly]

Anakin: ...Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Anakin, imitating Obi-Wan: "Anakin, what are you doing?"

Obi-Wan, appearing from behind them: Anakin, what are you doing?

Anakin: I conjured him.

#star wars #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #ahsoka tano #the clone wars #disaster lineage #source: brooklyn nine nine #aka my comfort show i watch perhaps a little too much