Shimo: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tasted better in hot water?
Behemoth: Y-You’re putting it in cold water?????
Kong: Shimo. Answer the question, Shimo.
Shimo: Yeah? I thought for like five years that the humans just put in hot water to speed up tea-fication process. Didn’t realize there was an actual reason.
Kong: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for three minutes???
Rodan: Why are you. Putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Kong: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?
Rodan: It takes less than a minute!
Kong: Rodan is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?!
Rodan: How long does it take to boil a cup of water on a stove?!
Kong: Like seven minutes!
Rodan: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes… Less than that is you use a sauce pan…
Kong: You’re putting a whole mug on the stove???? On medium heat??? Your stove is enchanted!
Mothra: Every single Titan here is a fucking lunatic.
Kong continues to throw one hook after another across Gryphon’s face. He couldn’t let up until the beast in front of him was killed.
The great ape roared in a furious rage as memories of recent events clouded him, the destruction of his new family of the Kongs, his home, and now… Jia. That last one made him roar out in anger slammed his massive fist and broke the chimeric alien’s nose. The giant super weapon skid to a halt with his damaged wings, growling in frustration as he focused on his wounded body with his hyper-regenerative abilities. It took a few minutes when he was getting assaulted by the King of Hollow Earth, but he took worse beatings before. He cracked his neck as his nose and all wounds were healed fully, to which, angered the mighty Titan.
“That was for Jia!” Kong roared.
Gryphon looked at him with a confused, but apathetic, look, “Who?”
“The human girl you murdered! My daughter!” Tears stung his eyes from the moment he let that word escape his lips.
“Oh? Have I learned that the death of a small child pains you so much, I would’ve killed that young ape as well,” Gryphon said with a sadistic grin, "What was his name... Suko, was it?"
That was enough to break the camel’s back. King’s brownish-orange eyes displayed before letting out an enraged and mighty roar, beating his chest before charging straight toward the alien superweapon. The fact he dared to mock the grief of one he cherished the most in the world, the closest one he could think that could stoop to this level would be the late Skar King. But, this bastard, Kong wanted him dead more than anything in the world.
Forget Gojira. Forget the Skullcrawlers. Forget Skar King. Gryphon was the one he hated the most and he wanted to make him feel pain the way Jia felt it. He refused to let the young Iwi’s death be in vain.
So after watching The New Empire and seeing Skar King's personality on the silver screen, it made me decide to recast his chosen voice actor from Josh Brolin to Liev Schreiber to match the smug and threatening piece of shit tyrant the orange monkey is
Skar King: Shimo, Shimo, Shimo my sweet deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy, weensy, but ever so crucial, little tiny detail? I OWN YOU!
Today I learned that the official novelization of GxK:TNE explores Jia and Kong's relationship. And dear god, someone PLEASE get these two together and have them hug each other. The big old ape misses his small human daughter and she misses her big ape dad!