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leoprime13 · 3 days
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Godzilla: You know what's your problem? You're really cute, so no one has ever told you to shut your mouth.
Mothra: You think I’m cute?
Godzilla: Oh shit.
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leoprime13 · 12 days
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Shimo: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tasted better in hot water?
Behemoth: Y-You’re putting it in cold water?????
Kong: Shimo. Answer the question, Shimo.
Shimo: Yeah? I thought for like five years that the humans just put in hot water to speed up tea-fication process. Didn’t realize there was an actual reason.
Kong: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for three minutes???
Rodan: Why are you. Putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Kong: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?
Rodan: It takes less than a minute!
Kong: Rodan is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?!
Rodan: How long does it take to boil a cup of water on a stove?!
Kong: Like seven minutes!
Rodan: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes… Less than that is you use a sauce pan…
Kong: You’re putting a whole mug on the stove???? On medium heat??? Your stove is enchanted!
Mothra: Every single Titan here is a fucking lunatic.
Godzilla: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!?!
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leoprime13 · 19 days
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Kong continues to throw one hook after another across Gryphon’s face. He couldn’t let up until the beast in front of him was killed.
The great ape roared in a furious rage as memories of recent events clouded him, the destruction of his new family of the Kongs, his home, and now… Jia. That last one made him roar out in anger slammed his massive fist and broke the chimeric alien’s nose. The giant super weapon skid to a halt with his damaged wings, growling in frustration as he focused on his wounded body with his hyper-regenerative abilities. It took a few minutes when he was getting assaulted by the King of Hollow Earth, but he took worse beatings before. He cracked his neck as his nose and all wounds were healed fully, to which, angered the mighty Titan.
“That was for Jia!” Kong roared.
Gryphon looked at him with a confused, but apathetic, look, “Who?”
“The human girl you murdered! My daughter!” Tears stung his eyes from the moment he let that word escape his lips.
“Oh? Have I learned that the death of a small child pains you so much, I would’ve killed that young ape as well,” Gryphon said with a sadistic grin, "What was his name... Suko, was it?"
That was enough to break the camel’s back. King’s brownish-orange eyes displayed before letting out an enraged and mighty roar, beating his chest before charging straight toward the alien superweapon. The fact he dared to mock the grief of one he cherished the most in the world, the closest one he could think that could stoop to this level would be the late Skar King. But, this bastard, Kong wanted him dead more than anything in the world.
Forget Gojira. Forget the Skullcrawlers. Forget Skar King. Gryphon was the one he hated the most and he wanted to make him feel pain the way Jia felt it. He refused to let the young Iwi’s death be in vain.
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leoprime13 · 20 days
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I have this funny, but also stupid, idea for the Monster'verse that it's never going to happen.
What if Gabara becomes the next kaiju antagonist?
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leoprime13 · 21 days
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Shimo: I've only met Kong's daughter for a day and a half. But if anything happens to her, I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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leoprime13 · 24 days
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So after watching The New Empire and seeing Skar King's personality on the silver screen, it made me decide to recast his chosen voice actor from Josh Brolin to Liev Schreiber to match the smug and threatening piece of shit tyrant the orange monkey is
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leoprime13 · 27 days
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Here's an interesting headcanon for post-GxK and here me out...
Shimo becomes the godmother/nanny to Kong's adoptive kids, Jia and Suko, whenever Kong's out being the new ruler of Hollow Earth.
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leoprime13 · 1 month
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Mothra: Don't worry Godzilla, I have the perfect plan!
Mothra: This is the greatest plaaaaaaaa-
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leoprime13 · 1 month
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Skar King: Shimo, Shimo, Shimo my sweet deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy, weensy, but ever so crucial, little tiny detail? I OWN YOU!
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leoprime13 · 1 month
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Today I learned that the official novelization of GxK:TNE explores Jia and Kong's relationship. And dear god, someone PLEASE get these two together and have them hug each other. The big old ape misses his small human daughter and she misses her big ape dad!
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leoprime13 · 1 month
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Jia, signing: You have really beautiful crystal spikes, Ms. Shimo.
Shimo: What is she doing?
Kong: Oh, that's how she communicates since she cannot hear.
Shimo: Okay. So what did she say?
Kong: She says that you have beautiful crystal spikes.
Shimo:
Kong:
Kong: Umm, Shimo? Are you okay?
Shimo: *tearing up* Yeah. Just got something stuck in my eye.
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leoprime13 · 1 month
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Shimo: So, this small human girl is also yours?
Kong: Jia? Yeah, she's kinda... my daughter.
Shimo:
Kong: ADOPTED! SHE'S MY ADOPTED DAUGHTER!
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leoprime13 · 1 month
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Kong: How am I going to get Godzilla's attention? Hmm...
Kong: Hey, Godzilla! Mothra is mid!
Godzilla: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!?
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leoprime13 · 2 months
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Jia, signing: I'm not your little girl anymore! Look at me, I'm sixteen years old. Sixteen
Kong: *sees Jia as ten years old*
Jia, signing: That's practically an adult but you still treat me like a little kid.
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leoprime13 · 2 months
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I have made Kong's adopted human daughter and the Princess of Skull Island: Jia.
Voice Actress: N/A
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leoprime13 · 2 months
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Reblog to kill it faster
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leoprime13 · 3 months
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Godzilla: *attacking Tokyo*
Japan: What the fuck am I looking at?!
Humanity: The consequences of our actions! And it's only going to get worse from here.
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