And no, Rodan won't gonna lay a claw on them 'cuz he already deserves "Mothra's Taste of Medicine" and fear of Godzilla roasting him to death LOL. (You know what I mean)
And I suppose that, within the King and Queen's dynamic, Mothra would be the one to fill in that diplomatic role. Using her vast knowledge and wisdom from countless lifetimes, as well as her natural calm and kind nature to try and find a nonviolent solution to a problem. And when that doesn't pan out, that's what Goji is there for. With the threat of violence from him often being enough to make them a lot more complicit. And if they're still feeling like trying their luck after that, well, then he can just make the problem...disappear.
Mothra: Let me try stopping them with my non-violence.
Goji: Okay, honey.
Mothra: ...well, non-violence failed.
Goji: Oh, wow. Really? But you're so persuasive! Are you sure?
Mothra: I know! Unfortunately, this one is completely irredeemable. Goji darling, you have permission to stop them with your violence.
Goji: Okay, honey!
Now I want a Rodan Return to play out with Rodan and Goji staring at each other, Rodan nervous and Goji glowering with steam snorting from his nostrils, and then Mothra lands on Goji's head with a chirp and he just looks at Rodan like "yeah okay, you're off the hook... SO DON'T FUCK AROUND."
Wizards of the Coast card featuring Rodan and Godzilla by Greg Rutkowski.
This would make an awesome scene in a film, but would probably never be used. Kaiju battles tend to be staged near humans so there can be that added element of danger, of being trampled by god-like beings that don't even notice us because we're so small.
Ok so, this comic was inspired by something that happened before I watched GxK with my bud
Me and @thashadowalien were on our way to the GxK premiere together. But, he suddenly found a tea shop and had to literally grab him to get us to the cinema before we're too late
And then a random stranger showed up told us "it's good tea"
Godzilla decided that Kong should introduce himself to Rodan. No, he did not go with him. No, he did not give him good directions. Yes, he is laughing his ass off about it.
Also, according to Netflix's Skull Island, Kong is a bird dad.
Revelation that the key to understanding Godzilla is that you must understand it is wrestling. It is wrestling. The good guy monsters like Godzilla, Anguirus, and Rodan are the Faces who you always root for because they’re YOUR GUYS. The bad guy monsters like Ghidorah and Gigan are the Heels who act like assholes and yell things like “it doesn’t matter what you think!”. The good humans like Miki and Serizawa and the Shobijin are the Jim Ross-style announcers and interviewers who comment on the match or chat with the wrestlers between fights. The bad humans and evil aliens are the corporate guys like Vince McMahon, and the giant robots like MechaGodzilla are what happens when they decide to get in the ring themselves. Rival kaiju/toku series like Gamera or Ultraman are rival wrestling companies and underground circuits. Baby Godzilla is Hornswoggle.