#source: dragon ball z abridged

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Hold on, I don't know if we can trust this robot.

Fugitoid: I have snacks!

Leo: But the bible does say to love thy neighbor.

April: You're a Buddhist.

Leo: A hungry Buddhist!

#plus if you don’t go with him you’ll die with your planet that’s being sucked into a black hole #incorrect tmnt quotes #source: dragon ball z abridged #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #april o'neil #fugitoid

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

On their way to fight the Felt

JANE: Jake, if you don’t mind me asking... What are we in for?

JAKE: You ever watch power pangers?

JANE: No.

JAKE: Ninja turtles?

JANE: No.

JAKE: Sailor moon?

JANE: No.

JAKE: Beetleborgs?

JANE: No.

JAKE: Vr troopers?

JANE: No.

JAKE: Samurai syber squad?

JANE: No.

JAKE: …Tattooed teenage alien fighters from beverly hills?

JANE: Oh, yeah!

#submission #source: Dragon Ball Z Abridged #shes seen parks and rec. and cake boss #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #jane crocker #jake english

[fabuloustrash05]

Merry Christmas to The Father

The Son

And The Holy Spirit

Amen 🙏

#joke is not mine #joke belongs to: #team four star #dragon ball z abridged #dbza #dragon ball z #dragon ball #dragon ball z kai #dbz kai #dbz #dragon ball super #dbs #piccolo #dbz piccolo #kami #dbz Kami #nail #dbz nail #anime #source: dragon ball z abridged

[incorrectinvaderzim]

Professor Membrane: Christmas is about the bonds that brings us together! Professor Membrane: It's about friends! Professor Membrane: And family! Professor Membrane: And killing Santa! Professor Membrane: And that is the true meaning of Christmas.

#invader zim #incorrect invader zim #professor membrane #source: dragon ball z abridged

[incorrectbatfam]

[playing video games]

Duke: TAKE THAT, YOU INSUFFERABLE FUCKING SIMPLETON!

Tim: Woah, Duke! What the hell?

Duke: I'm sorry, I didn't meant to snap like that.

Damian, on the same team as Duke: No! Stay snapped, STAY SNAPPED!

#source: dragon ball z abridged #duke thomas #signal #damian wayne #robin #tim drake #red robin #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw swearing

[ladymiraclewings]

Shadybug: Every fiber of my being wants to puke at once when I say this, but… I need your hheh… I need your hehhEHH- Claw Noir, sarcastic: You need my help? Shadybug: That, yes.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ml paris special #miraculous paris special #shadybug #claw noir #source: dragon ball z abridged

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: Listen, it won't end like this! We're not too far from the Medic. He will get you fixed up. We'll get you better, and then we'll warn the others-

Scout: ...

Spy: My only child just died in my arms, didn't he?

#source: dragon ball z abridged #TF2 Spy #TF2 Scout #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

(Impulse fighting Barry's Rogues for the first time)

Impulse: Okay, so what's your gimmick?

Golden Glider: "Gimmick?"

Impulse: Yeah, like what're your guys' thing?

Golden Glider: Well, I guess I'd say I'm the pretty one.

Impulse: Eh, six out of ten.

Golden Glider: You sassy bitch.

Impulse: (looks at Mirror Master) That makes you the weird one with the freaky powers.

Mirror Master: I can travel through reflective surfaces!

Impulse: Spectacular. (looks at Heat Wave) And that no doubt makes you the big, tough, stupid one.

Heat Wave: You take that back, or I'll kill you!

Impulse: Alright, fine! You're not tough!

Heat Wave: That's better...! HEY!

(Impulse fighting Wally's Rogues for the first time)

Impulse: Okay, I think I've got this one down; (looks at Magenta) Pretty one. (looks at Girder) Stupid one. (looks at Murmur) One with weird power.

Girder: Oi! I appreciate that! Though, I'd say I'm more handsome than pretty!

Magenta: And my power is not that weird!

Murmur: (muffled disagreement)

Impulse: ... okay, I take it back. You're all stupid.

#incorrect comic book quotes #flashfam #impulse #bart allen #barry allen #flash #wally west #rouges #golden glider #lisa snart #mirror master #sam scudder #heat wave #mick rory #magenta #frances kane #tony woodward #murmur #michael christian amar #source: dragon ball z abridged

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

12: Oh, you think you're being cute?

Clara: Bitch, I'm adorable.

#doctor who #dw #incorrect quotes #dw incorrect quotes #doctor who incorrect quotes #source: dragon ball z abridged #12th doctor #clara oswald #whouffaldi #12 x clara #doctor x clara #peter capaldi #Jenna Coleman

[resident-wof-expert]

Darkstalker: Oh, come now. If I really am as evil as you say, then let God strike me down where I stand!

-lightning bolt strikes Darkstalker-

Darkstalker, perfectly fine: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

#source: dragon ball z abridged #wof #wof incorrect quotes #wings of fire #wings of fire incorrect quotes #wof darkstalker #incorrect quotes

[belladonazeppole]

How to resume the fights so far

Sukuna, to himself: "First immortality. Then the b*tches." *goes to the fight* Sukuna: Do you really believe your own hype that much? Gojo:*shouts* I am the hype! *kills Gojo* Sukuna, sees Kashimo: Wait... I see a light. Itadori: Walk towards it! *kills Kashimo* Sukuna: So, brat, what are you doing here? Yuji: Oh, you know, just, flying around. Sukuna, cross his arms: Ooohh, just flying around? Yuji: Just flying around. Sukuna: Thwarting my plans? Yuji: Thwarting your plans? Sukuna: Are you? Yuji, sarcastic: No. Sukuna: Good, 'cause that would be bad. Yuji: How bad? Sukuna: I'd have to kill you. Yuji, ready to fight: That's bad. Sukuna, smirks: Indeed

***Meanwhile***

Kogane, about Takaba: Seriously, what do you see in that guy? Kenjaku: He makes me laugh.

#jujutsu kaisen #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #jjk gojo #gojo satoru #hajime kashimo #yuji itadori #jjk itadori #jjk kashimo #jjk sukuna #jjk #incorrect quotes #source: dragon ball z abridged #jjk kogane #jjk kenjaku #kenjaku

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

“I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown.”

— Donnie, watching Raph making out with Mona Lisa

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: dragon ball z abridged #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #donatello #raphael #mona lisa #ramona

[autisticzenitsu]

Muzan: Oh, come now. If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then let the gods strike me down where I stand. *lightning strikes him to no effect* Muzan: HA! Nice try, jackass! Next time give it your A-Game!

#incorrect quotes #kny #demon slayer #muzan kibutsuji #source: dragon ball z abridged #queue

[fabuloustrash05]

[2012 Raph seeing Rise Raph for the first time]

2012 Raph: Is that ME?!

2012 Raph: Is that ME stronger than ME?!

2012 Raph: I’LL FUCKING KILL ME!!!

#2012 Raph has dbza vegeta vibes #incorrect tmnt quotes #source: dragon ball z abridged #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2018 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt raphael #tmnt raph #rottmnt raphael #rottmnt raph #raphael hamato #crossover

[sweetpeaches666]

(Every time Bumblebee is killed.)

Optimus: MY BABY BOY!!!

(Optimus charging at the Decepticons.)

Autobots and human allies: Optimus, no!

Optimus: Optimus, yes!

#transformers #tf bumblebee #optimus prime #source: dragon ball z abridged #incorrect quotes

[the-black-bulls]

Gauche: [uses Mirror Brigade to multiply himself]

Asta: More like Gayche Parade, amirite?

Zora: Pfft, Gayche.

Gauche: ...I'm now going to breed the nearest female just to prove you wrong.

Grey: Oh... cool.

#asta and his bad puns strike again #black clover #asta black clover #zora ideale #gauche adlai #grey black clover #black clover incorrect quotes #source: dragon ball z abridged #zora #asta #gauche #grey #the black bulls #tw sex mention #50