#miraculous incorrect quotes

[miraclechatbug]

Marinette: I like your new pants!

Adrien: Thanks, they were 50% off- I went shopping and bought them myself!

Marinette: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Adrien: The store can’t just give away clothes for free

Marinette: Thats’s… not what I meant

Adrien: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Marinette

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[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Y/n: What are you doing here?

Chat: I could ask you the same question.

Y/n: I live here. This is my house.

Chat: I should probably ask you a different question.

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[bugabella]

a lot of people have been making posts imagining what stan twitter would look like in the mlb universe, and as someone who’s been on stan twitter since the way-too-young age of 13, i figured i’d take a crack at it. have this

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[that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you]

Kagami: do you know your gay name?

Marinette: my...my gay name?

Kagami: yeah, it's your first name-

Marinette: haha, very funny, kagami-

Kagami: *gets down on one knee* and my last name

Marinette: oh-oh my god-

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[dame-chat-blanc]

Marinette: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

Chat: I saw you.

Marinette: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Adrien Agreste in a banana costume.

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[erzasimpbitch]

Adrien: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?

Kagami, looking at Adrien: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?

Kagami and Adrien in unison: *sighs* Marinette

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[tengo-sentimientos-saben]

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[theymademesignup08]

Chat Noir: *does something cute*

Ladybug: “pfft, I don’t care.”

Narrator: “…but ladybug did care.”

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[the-glass-is-actually-full]

Marinette: You're my partner, my best friend, and the love of my life. I hope you know I would do anything for you. Absolutely anything. Adrien: I want you to get a full 10 hours of sleep. Marinette: Absolutely not.

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[ladymiraclewings]

Cat Noir: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk? Ladybug, taking the coffee pot out of his reach as she walks by: What if you didn’t?

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[kawaiichibiart]

Fuck it, I'm sticking with Early Bird AU as the official name for Felix becoming Argos early. Anyways

Early Bird AU Incorrect Quotes Pt.1

Marinette: This is such a bad idea...

Felix: Then why are you coming along?

Marinette: One of us needs to be able to talk Sabrina's dad out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Marinette: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it...

Felix, knowing what she's going to say: Just rip the bandage off.

Marinette: It’s Adrien.

Felix: I fucking knew it. Put the bandage back on.

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Marinette: HELP! I TOLD ADRIEN I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I FORGOT THAT I WAS GOING TO COOK!

Felix, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag because he knows it irks her: And you thought I could help?

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Ladybug: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Argos: Okay, but in my defense, Chat Noir bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Ladybug: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Chat Noir: Argos and I were patrolling, and this dude drove by and honked at us-

Ladybug: *Sighing* What did Argos do?

Chat Noir: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Argos: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Ladybug: WHY. why did you give Chat Noir a KNIFE?! HE HAS THE POWERS OF DESTRUCTION FOR FUCKS SAKE!!

Argos: I’m sorry. He said he felt unsafe. Besides, his powers work only one time.

Ladybug: Now I feel unsafe!

Argos, sarcastically: I’m sorry.

Argos: ... would you like a knife?

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[miraclechatbug]

*post-reveal, aged-up*

Marinette: Hello, my Prince. What’s for dinner?

Adrien: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Marinette: ...

Marinette: Is it soup?

Marinette: Please stop with the soup puns

Adrien, *pouting*: Wow, you’re soup-per mean

Marinette: Stop. I'm begging you

*one hour later*

Marinette: It’s fucking tacos?!?

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[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Chat: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Y/n: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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[purplezombietumbler]

Chloé: A girl doesn't dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems.

Emo!Marinette: MY HAIR COLOR HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MY PSYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS!

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[miraculously-incorrect]

Marinette: last night i found out Adrien is a sleep talker

Alya: oh, really?

Marinette: "mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." right. in. my. ear.

Marinette: AT 3AM

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[dame-chat-blanc]

Alya: So, what's it like dating Rose?

Juleka: She once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."

Alya: ...

Juleka: I love her so much.

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