Zim: Brace yourself, Dib, THIS is my LAB!
*GIR runs in wearing his dog suit*
Zim: And THIS is my LABORATORY! *walks Dib into his lab*
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Tallest Purple, to Red, about Zim: He's acting like the impression of him we do behind his back.
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Yes, I am a triple threat! Bitter, petty, and an emotional mess.
Tak
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No I'm not lonely, yes I tear up when I see random families and friend groups in public. I do it on purpose. I do it for fun. Ok?
Dib
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I dislike you with great intensity.
Zim
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*Alternate Minimoose introduction for "Nubs of Doom"*
Dib: Is this...?
Zim: That's right. This is the ultimate sidekick... MINIIIIIMOOOOOOOOOSE!
Dib:
Zim:
Dib: *starts laughing at Minimoose*
Zim: (sounding confused) Dib...?
Dib: *keeps laughing*
Zim: (sounding genuinely kind of hurt) Stop it!
Dib: Zim... you're pitiful!
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Gaz: I kind of feel bad for Dib.
Gaz: Which I did not think was possible.
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Dib: I can’t believe it’s so crowded here. Maybe we should come back.
Gaz: How about never? Does never sound good?
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I am strong. I am invincible. I am leaving.
Gaz
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Gaz: Okay. If i… where to chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing left of you that comes out is your eyeball? you’re probably dead. You’re probably- not you, im just saying you’d- no, im not gonna put you in a meat grinder, im not gonna-
Dib: -fearing for his life-
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I'll get even! Just wait! YOU'LL be SORRY! You FOOLS...YOU IDIOTS!
Zim
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Gaz: Okay. If i... where to chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing left of you that comes out is your eyeball? you're probably dead. You're probably- not you, im just saying you'd- no, im not gonna put you in a meat grinder, im not gonna-
Dib: -fearing for his life-
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So I just found out you can overnight ship live camel spiders to peoples houses for only like $60-$100, so if you've done me wrong recently, you have exactly 24 hours to apologize.
Gaz
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I let you live here for free, and I don't even charge you rent!
Tallest Red or Tallest Purple, to their Irken subjects
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DOOM on YOU!
Zim
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*Dib won't shut up about Zim or aliens in general*
Gaz: Obsession is an ugly thing, Dib.
Dib: But I-
Gaz: *eyes not moving from her GS2* SHHH. I'm playing video games.
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Zim: My Tallests, aren't you supposed to be running the Irken Empire?
Tallest Red: We called in sick.
Zim: Called who? You're in charge!
Tallest Purple: Yeah, it was a weird conversation.
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