#mod dave

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROXY: Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

ROXY: …..forgot something…….

ROXY: my oanges

#source: @charlottan @emil and @prohaloplayer #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #roxy lalonde

[thsc-confessions]

"i fondly think about how puff admitted on stream that he realized he accidentally gaycoded reginald and rhm... i cant find teh clip but i swear it happened" submitted by anon

#FOR REAL?? #anon if you ever find the clip please drop the link #or if anyone else has the clip #this actually reminds me of wrightworth a bit #mostly the writers and artists' reactions #I think one of them said they didn't realize how gay-coded wrightworth was😭 #idk when I saw this confession I thought of that PFFT #mod dave #thsc #thsc confession #thsc confessions #thsc rhm #reginald copperbottom #anon #copperright

[unhingedkinfessions]

Girl help they put my mentally ill self in the fandom and they boiled off all my complexities and reduced me into an ableist charicature

its ok go back to bed jimmy fandom doesnt exist

#anonymous #kinfessions #mod dave

[davekatkins]

Violet Nepeta anon, I'm sorry that we couldn't do your request.. but, here's a talksprite to cheer you up! It doesn't look great because it's a tad rushed but it doesn't look terrible!!

Please send another ask with specifications for us ^^

#mod dave #homestuck #sprite edit #homestuck sprite edit #homestuck sprite #nepeta leijon #nepeta leijon kin #violetblood nepeta #bloodswap kin #bloodswap #bloodswap nepeta #bloodswap au #homestuck kin #kin edit #talksprite edit #nepeta #leijon

[brickstuck]

#dave strider #sun wukong #lego monkie kid #homestuck #cw blood #cw gun #Brickstuck #Mod Dave

[giftofclasspects]

i want to try and do sburb analysis requests but its ... so hard .... on mobile

#plus my gf does them sm better i love her #mod dave

[davorton]

davekat week day 2- day 1 was too angsty day 2 is the full length of my comedy/dumbassery

#homestuck #mod dave #my art #davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #fanart #davekat week #davekat week 2022

[spamtonjunkmail]

#mod dave #spamton

[badlydrawndave]

hello, bddave fans. it is me. god. mod dave.

i have an inquiry...

BDDAVE IS ALMOST AT 500. currently, it is at 400.

and i want to do.... a specil evnet..

send ideas in the @bdturntech askbox, and after that, i will take the ones i see most suggested/the ones i most enjoy, and put them in a poll. go, my followers, make me proud

it is however VERY scary that 400 people are perceiving me. like how. HOW!!!

#mod dave #aka the only mod #500 follower special

[homestuck-iconz]

Mod Dave! What do you think about Davesol?

(i know what you are)

i think that theyre both cringe losers and that's why they deserve each other on a deeper level, i actually get annoyed when i remember there was no canon interaction between these two despite them literally being so similar to the point where some of their dialogue is repeated by the other/slightly altered. like, if that's not the gayest thing ever, then i don't know what is i tend to ship them more pale because the reason i got into them was a pale fic i believe, but pitch/pale is also a way i see them, and would be how i'd ship it in canon homestuck because if sollux stayed on the meteor or something, the only way a relationship would form between them would be a one-sided annoyance from sollux and an "oh yeah hes just some guy" from dave that somehow devolves into pitch that somehow devolves further into pale because both of those losers are Bad At Romance! uhh. anyway i like davesol, its pretty good... totally not one of my favourite homestuck ships or anything haha

#mod dave #sollux captor #dave strider #soldave #davesol

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JADE: im remembering how you have beef with pandas

DAVE: bruh OBJECTIVELY an f tier animal

DAVE: theyre so dumb and overspecialized

DAVE: shouldve gone extinct two hundred years ago but NOOOO we have to protect them cause people think theyre cute or whatever

JADE: they are cute!!

DAVE: we would lose NOTHING of ecological significance if we lost pandas

JADE: but theyre so adorable :'(

JADE: ok what other animals do you have beef with.

DAVE: fucking cheetahs

JADE: why is that?

DAVE: theyre in the wrong biome

DAVE: actually theyre in the right biome but wrong continent

JADE: where are they supposed to be??

DAVE: they just cant compete with the other african predators bruh

DAVE: drop them into the midwest and theyd be balling

#source: @ryan-sometimes #on the fence over whether or not i would be ok with cheetahs if they were native to the midwest #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #jade harley #dave strider

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uu: HELLO.

uu: I WOuLD LIKE A COMMISSION.

uu: I WILL NOT BE PAYING YOu AS I AM MERELY A MINOR (11).

TT: Erm... what the fuck?

TT: No flipping way. Not cool.

uu: YOu WILL BE BOILED.

#source: @cosmikazie #well at least thats where the screenshot came from . not sure where the actual convo is from #dirk hes merely eleven units old he only has quarters and pocket lint #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #caliborn #dirk strider

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ARADIA: the bf asked me if id still l0ve him if he was a r0ck. im like. babe. i c0llect crystals. i fucking l0ve r0cks

#source: @witchashtyn on twitter #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #aradia megido

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CCA: wwhenevver i say “sorry guys” or wwhatevver im am exclusivvely apologizing ti guys i am NOT using it as a gender neutral term this is because i hate wwomen HASHTAG MISOGYNY

--- FUTURE caligulasAquarium [FCA] 6:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo. ---

FCA: i wwas goin through my old memos and just found this. i cannot believve i used to be this person n i wwould like to apologize to all wwomen evverywhere for this hate. im sorry wwomen. HASHTAG FEMINISM

CCG: BOY THIS WAS LESS THAN A DAY AGO.

FCA: the author wwas on a tight schedule so he had to rush my character arc

#source: @mathswizard and @sexygaywizard #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #eridan ampora #karkat vantas

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ROSE: Every day, I become more certain of the fact that, in a past life, I committed a horrific crime, and thus, the universe has placed you into my stratosphere as the eagle that comes every dawn to eat my liver.

ROSE: Fucker.

JOHN: listen to my words.

JOHN: we

JOHN: are

JOHN: watching

JOHN: boss

JOHN: baby.

#source: @avas-poltergeist #did you guys know im the reason that mod john watched the bee movie for the first time ever last year #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #rose lalonde #john egbert

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JOHN: could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word "flaming"?

ROSE: YOU have obtained: 🔥x1.

JOHN: i, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. it is an emergency.

JADE: perfectly executed joke! no notes

#source: @vulgarmaw @vampireghostknight and @vexwerewolf #mod dave spreading aspec homestuck propaganda on incorrect-hs-quotes dot tumblr dot com for like #idk. however long ive been here #aspecification of everybody. fire up the Beam #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #john egbert #rose lalonde #jade harley