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lily-of-the-meadows · 2 years

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This is literally how you talk to short people.

#bad thinking diary #wlw #wlw webtoon #webtoon #short people jokes #kim minji #kang yuna

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xblackreader · 1 year

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How to talk to short people:

#black women #x black reader #meme #funny #joke #short person problems #short people jokes #tall people problems #tall person #height difference #height jokes #Reddit #tumblr memes

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lstarw · 11 months

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I’m really scared of people over 5”7 like what if they have the sudden urge to like lick my head or bite my hair or something

#short people jokes #short people unite

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familiar-anonymous · 2 years

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short-people-privilege ✨

#johnlock #john watson #sherlock holmes #sherlock incorrect quotes #sherlock x john #bbc sherlock #sherlock bbc #otp #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #benedict cumberbatch #martin freeman #short people jokes #johnlocked #i am sherlocked #sherlockedit #sherlock and john

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noahsfault · 10 months

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This is how it feels when a friend is 1cm taller than you but won’t shut up about it:

#this is a call out post #you are short too #I have accepted the truth from which you cower #yet you call me the small one #short people jokes #transgender #transmasc #ftm

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cindelya · 11 months

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Watch "How to talk to short people" on YouTube

#fillian #furry #short people jokes #cat boy

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whispersofthepurplevalley · 2 years

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Another try to write something meaningful--- to say something nobody has ever said;

To rewrite the prayers of the previous night, and to listen to the voices of the little bird inside;

Feathers made of hope, it's fragile; yet, it carries an explorer's soul,

Eternally eager to witness what the prayers brought back to my window look like,

When they fell like rain after touching the sky.

Sabina Yesmin

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your-lost-nixie · 1 year

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Sitting down and tall people walking past kinda looking like

#nixie.codes #tall people #that’s it #that’s the tag #short people jokes #relatable memes #maybe #honestly probably not #but I need to bag this post do you get me

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ruggythebugwithamug · 1 year

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I have hatched a most terrible scheme, but I need feedback on whether I should do it or not!

To preface this: I’m the shortest person in my friend group, and over school holidays I won’t really be seeing my friend group much. I have come up with the idea that I could maybe chat to my friends over discord, claiming that I had grown taller (maybe a few centimetres) over the holidays!!

Bear with me.

And like, I’ll do it how I would genuinely react, disbelief, jokes and letting it get to my head, except it’s ALL A RUSE!!!

I WILL return on that Thursday morn, my regular height, nothing different about little old rug, and they will be shocked and appalled I’d go to so much effort to do something dumb like that

I’m also thinking I could take a bunch of photos (maybe edit them) to further prove it, like in one I could have me finally being able to reach the top cabinet. Maybe after it’s all over I could make some memey ones where I’ve edited my shadow to look like I had the long spider legs like the scary other mother from coraline!!

to do this I’d have to dedicate like 3 weeks worth of bs lies, I’m thinking I’ll start with saying how, ‘oh, my back hurts’, and then that transforms into ‘I felt taller so I remeasured my height and i’ve HAD A GROWTH SPURT???’ And then it becomes acceptance and I do the stupid photos and make comments like now I’ll finally be able to reach the tall friend’s shoulder instead of their forearm

please be honest, is this batshit crazy? because if I commit myself to the bit I require all the confidence I can get or else I will crumble after a few days

#I don’t know how to tag this #short people things #short people jokes #I have A RUSE #IT WILL BE FUN???#Or terrible.#advice needed #advice pls

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thingsmy-partner-says · 1 year

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“I’m not trying to be mean, but can you reach the pedals?”

For reference, I’m short

#short people jokes #short people problems #meme #funny #nblw #wlnb #lesbian #queer #quote

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supratoyota-catboy · 1 year

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Being a short person is so difficult and demeaning that when a 5'2 or 5'0 person finally finds someone shorter then them. They don't do the logical thing of forming a party together to advocate for elimination of all tall people that constantly make fun of their height. No, the lack of self esteem from those short jokes has caused a desperate desire to cause pain to others becuase of that pain. So that 5'2 or 5'0 person does not say 'oh hey! I totally get what you've been through and let me share my sympathy for this pain we both deal with and only us can understand' nah thats never happened. They instead say 'haahahahahahhahaahahahhaha you still have to climb on the counter to reach the microwave😂😂😂😂😂🤣'