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spiralingemptyness · 2 months

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So the gods and goddesses can control their size

so gods like Zeus, Hera and Poseidon probably take on this large, gigantic form

while people like Apollo, Ares, Dionysus take on a tiny bit above avg of human height

I swear…. Artemis and Hermes, take up a tinier form than humanly and godly necessary. Like people and gods, nymphs etc. will stare at them and then see the most chaotic (Hermes) or badass (Artemis) midget ever…..

ex.

entity: aw look at how small they are- and now all my money has somehow disappeared wtf-

or

different entity: wow that small girl is getting hanged up by dudes , I should help heeeeer- holy fuck nvm she’s good she just- I should help the assholes, by the gods

#greek mythology #greek gods #greek goddess #zeus #hera #poseiden #poseidon #apollo #ares #dionysus #hermes #artemis #short people things

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pigdemonart · 2 years

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The saga of Skyla Annoys the Boys continues.

#doodle #sorry this is stupid but it was drawn on the margins of another comic and i didnt eant to just delete it.#submas #skyla #ingo #emmet #short people things #they could hit her back with the embarrassing things elesa calls skyla but. they’re trying so hard to be polite.

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iapetusisalive · 2 months

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I fucking hate tall people because I'd be crafting the smartest, most humiliating insults and they'll just pull out the "lol ur short" card and it instantly nullifies everything I say

#memes #funny memes #funny #funny shit #shitpost #short people problems #short people things

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atompalace-official · 9 months

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when u r smol but need to put a sheet on a duvet

#pokemon #sylveon #shiny sylveon #comic #funny #duvet cover #make your bed #short people things #short people problems #fairy type #atompalace sketches #usually I get my tall bf to do this 😔✌️

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kawaiisakura143 · 5 months

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Being Short (Egon Spengler x Sakura Rosas)

What's it like to be short? Well, you get teased a lot in the firehouse, you get to be called a bunch of nicknames (mostly from Peter😒), & people don't take you seriously Sakura was hanging out with Ray at his bookstore, researching a certain ghost they encountered from a recent bust. "Hey Ray Ray, where do you keep your demonic activity books?" Sakura asked as she put a book back on its shelf. "To your left on the top shelf, do you think we're dealing with a demonic possession?" Ray asked as he was flipping through the pages of a book & glancing at his notes from the witnessing encounters. "I have a theory that maybe that place has opened something that wasn't supposed to be open." Sakura spoke up as she was walking in the direction Ray told her. She stared up at the shelf & got on her tippy toes trying to reach up, but with no luck; even with heels, she still couldn't. She sighs in frustration then begins to look around the area for resources. She spots a rolling stool nearby & immediately grabs it to pull it up near her. She gently holds onto the shelf for support then slowly steps on the stool to reach up for the book. As the bookstore falls silent for a couple of minutes, the store door opens, sounding the little bell at the front. "Ray I tested the sample this is a major Class 7 entity. The sample came back & we're dealing with something demonic. Have you got a chance to analyze the notes?" The tall scientist rushes in & goes over the counter to see if there are any signs of similarities with any entity they're dealing with. "No, they can't be that one; I don't think they have that type of power to do that. I mean & look at this proof evidence." As the two men behind the counter tried to figure out the entity we were dealing with while Sakura was busy reading through the book, until something caught her attention. "Ray! I think I found- WOAH-" Sakura quickly turned her body too fast, causing the stool to roll away & making her lose her balance. She quickly tried to grab onto the shelf for support, but her hand slipped. Sakura was ready to fall on impact, but someone quickly caught her. She was immediately lifted off the stool & then brought back to her feet on the floor. "Sakura, are you ok? Why are you using the stool? You could've gotten yourself hurt." "Yeah, what the heck, Kura? You could've told me to get that book down for you. Hey, Sakura, are you ok?" The two men stared at each other for a moment, then looked back at Sakura, who seemed to be in 'Error 404' mode at the moment as well as a blushing mess, trying to process what just happened with the book still wide open in hand. "Uhhh...Egon, I think you broke her." "Did I hurt her when I caught her?!?" Egon spoke in a panic "No man, I think you made her brain into mush...metaphorically."

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(OC & l are dealing with short people problems✊️😔. If only Egon can catch me like that🥲)

#ghostbusters #ray stantz #ghostbusters 1984 #ghostbusters ray #ghostbusters egon #egon spengler #ghostbusters oc #self ship #self shipping #oc x canon #egon spengler x reader #short people things #short people problems

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autocorrection · 3 months

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short people are always such weird freaks no offense

#short people things #:)

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teethingpains · 5 months

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