i'm finally watching aot season 4 and i just need to get this one thing off my chest
YELENA YELENA YELENA YELENA YELENA YELENA YELENA YELENA YELENA YELENA YELENA YELENA YELENA YELENA YELENA YELENA
idgaf about the family business yeager brothers or jean thee stallion or kaichou wa levi-sama
yelena is the one that gives me ✨wet panties™ ✨🥰
she is the coolest person on the planet
she can do comedy and serious
she’s a fashion icon
all of her screen time is amazing
her bayangs were cut with the sharpest of scissors lining the straightest of bowls
no other character could EVER
even if they tried
no one can even TOUCH her amazingness
and i am so ANGRY
that she did not get introduced sooner
when she could have graced us lowly folks with her undying presence years back? when we needed our savior the most?
she is also eternal btw
she does not die. she kills instead. she will kill for you. so romantic.
and she does not age either
in 40 years she will still drop kick us all with one drop kick
and like i said, the fashion
Exhibit A. what did you say? she looks like armin? i don't know an armin. just yelena's armin in this puthay
Exhibit B. apron yelena? apron yelena. ugh, that stance. ugh, that unbuttoned shirt. ugh, those rolled up sleeves.
Exhibit C. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. need i say more?
Exhibit D. just the right amount of insanity
and always will be the greatest of all time.
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Hand is raised to her forehead, as if attempting to narrow the scope of her vision, craning her head to look up at the taller teen. Perhaps she had her initial misconceptions when coming to Japan after all, she’d never seen anyone as tall as Murasakibara. ❝ Could you, perhaps, be a real life Wonder Woman? ❞ Were Amazonians from Themyscira real after all? Of course, Erika is aware of what is fantasy and what is real, thus the comparison is meant to be a jest despite not knowing who this person exactly is.
Well, kinda. Naturally Erika had done her research and looked into all accredited basketball teams, both men and women alike, so she “knew”. Though that is cast to the side for now in favor of her awe.
New Fam nicknames just dropped (from The Wonderful Doctor of Oz):
- Doctor, the Quite Tall for a Woman and the Oncoming Storm
- Graham, the Middle-sized and Hungry
- Yaz, the Just a Tiny Bit Shorter than Me and Loyal
- Ryan the Tall and Stubborn
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It's already weird, but since men won't talk to me about that
I'm a 7' tall woman and men are scared of me
Is there anything I can do to not scare them away?
Women are always pog. tall women, short women, all women. men who get scared are simply Pussies Who Don't Deserve You.
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