#original quote the simpsons

[takkarulz]

(The Phantom Troupe after going to the cinema)

Shizuku: I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs was setting them up?

Chrollo: What are you talking about? There's nothing like that in there!

Shizuku: Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.

#original quote the simpsons #hxh incorrect quotes #hxh #hunter x hunter #shizuku murasaki #shizuku #chrollo lucilfer #chrollo #phantom troupe

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Cyclone(during a TOPGUN staff meeting): - Alright, the nays have it. Let the record reflect it...Maverick, I hope that's not food in those bags. Food is not allowed at these meetings. Maverick: No, sir. It's not. It's, um, diapers for the little ones. Cyclone: What? Maverick: Dorsal fins and Cucamonga. Cyclone(to Warlock): What did he say? Maverick(to Ice, who's sitting in on the meeting): - I confuse him till he loses his train of thought and then he moves on.[opens a bag of snacks]...Hot dog?

#incorrect quotes #top gun maverick #cyclone needs a raise #maverick & cyclone #icemav #original: gilmore girls #pete mitchell #maverick mitchell #beau simpson #cyclone simpson #solomon bates #warlock bates #tom kazansky #iceman kazansky

[callsign-daydream]

Maverick, about his plan: So...you have any notes? Cyclone: I hate everything about it. Maverick, to the Daggers: You hear that? Only one note!

#top gun maverick #top gun incorrect quotes #original: the muppets #pete maverick mitchell #beau cyclone simpson

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Peter: Darn right I'm upset!

Tony: Peter, watch your language!

Peter: ...

Tony: Oh. You did. Sorry.

#original: the simpsons #incorrect dad tony #incorrect iron dad #tony stark #dad tony #dad tony stark #spiderson #iron dad and spider son #iron dad #peter parker #avengers #iron man #spiderman #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrectmarvel #incorrect avengers #incorrect quotes

[itsagentromanoff]

Steve: How can one ordinary man have so many enemies?

Tony: I'm a people person... Who drinks.

#original: the simpsons #robert downey jr #chris evans #tony stark #steve rogers #stony #tony x steve #steve x tony #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers

[give-soup-please]

Aziraphale: Now, make yourself at home. Perhaps a glass of Bordeaux? I have the '82 Chateau Latour and a rather indifferent Rauzan-Segla. Crowley: I've been in hell, angel. I'll be happy just as long as it doesn't taste like orange drink fermented under a radiator. Aziraphale: That would be the Latour, then.

(anyone done this yet?)

#aziraphale #crowley #good omens #the simpsons #incorrect quotes #good omens incorrect quotes #origin: the simpsons

[lilisouless]

Nina: you still sad about your fish?

Kuwei: mmh

Nina: if it helps I think when you die you can come back on the shape you want. I will be a butterfly

Kuwei: why a butterfly?

Nina: because no one would ever suspect of a butterfly 😈

The ice court on fire

Jarl Brum: YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME, IT WAS THE BUTTERFLY! IT WAS THE BUTTERFLYYYY!

“He is crazy, lock him down”

Butterfly!Nina: AHAHAHA-

Real Nina: HAHAHAHA

Kuwei : sigh, maybe i need to talk with someone wiser

#six of crows shitpost #incorrect six of crows #original: the simpsons #sorta this is the translation of the translation #nina zenik #kuwei yul bo #six of crows duology #the grishaverse #grishaverse incorrect quotes

[perplexed-confusion]

*talking to a fashion designer* Dean: do you like my top? Fashion Designer: *looks at Cas* Fashion Designer: yes, he seems nice.

#No because this joke in the simpsons had me pissing myself (it was about lenny and carl) #spn #destiel #dean winchester #perplexed confusion original post #source: the simpsons #supernatural #spn incorrect quotes

[theshadowrealmitself]

Vlad, getting his ass beat after his identity is revealed: Remember me for my mayor work and not the murders!

#source: simpsons #also thought this line was funny #the word murders was used in the original line but actually I can’t remember if Vlad killed people for his wealth? #was it a green goblin situation? #danny phantom #vlad masters #vlad plasmius #plasmius dp #incorrect danny phantom quotes

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Perre Needmo: At an appearance this morning, Chief of State Kem made some cryptic remarks, which aides attributed to an overly tight necktie. Rokari Kem, possessed by Abeloth: I am Rokar-eye. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. End communication. Perre Needmo: That's Roki for you. Always with the smooth talk.

#Perre Needmo #Rokari Kem #abeloth #fate of the jedi #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #submission #magnetarbeam #original: the simpsons

[fatherfigurefusion]

J: (having been suckered into going on a date with Arturo, frustrated) I don't want to go on a date with that creep! I don't even like him!

Veronika: (popping in from out of nowhere) You're right, Julia! You shouldn't go! It wouldn't be honest!

Veronika: (smiling) I'll go, disguised as you!

J: (worried) What if he wants to hold hands?

Veronika: (smirking, already wearing a wig) I'm prepared to make that sacrifice!

J: (confused) What if he wants a kiss?!

Veronika: (now wearing a hoodie) I'm prepared to make that sacrifice!

J: (frustrated) What if he-

Veronika: (glaring daggers at J, now wearing a full replica of J's outfit) You don't want to know how far I'd go...

#fusion's thoughts #incorrect quotes #fanganronpa #danganronpa fangame #danganronpa despair time #drdt #j moreno #veronika grebenshchikova #arturo giles #verturo #(was originally gonna be arei #because switch theory #but arei wouldn't willingly date arturo #source: the simpsons

[incorrectsinnohquotes]

Kamado, about Volo: We need to kill the boy. Akari: How did you know he was a vampire? Kamado: He's a vampire?

#submission #source: the simpsons #masqueradenoir #galaxy team kamado #pokemon wielder volo #trainer akari #the original was rowan and johanna but then i had the Inspiration #incorrect quotes

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Bruce walks in on an argument between Dick and Jason) Bruce: - Hey! What's the problem here? Dick: We were fighting over which one of us loves you more! Bruce: Awww...! Well, go ahead. (Dick and Jason turn to each other again) Dick:...YOU love him more! Jason: No, you do! Dick: No, I don't! Jason: YES YOU DO! Dick: NO I DON'T!

#incorrect quotes #batbros #batfam #BatDad #original: the simpsons #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd

[callsign-daydream]

Cyclone: Four hours is the most time I’ve ever spent alone with another human, and it was the worst experience of my life. Maverick: What about that time we drove to LA and back together? That was about four hours! Cyclone: … Maverick: Oh.

#top gun maverick #top gun incorrect quotes #original: brooklyn nine nine #beau cyclone simpson #pete maverick mitchell #all the b99 quotes this week! #mav and cyclone on a road trip cracks me up #enough to write a fic? maybe

[incorrectreddwarfquotes]

Kryten: We'll bring back dinner.

Lister: What are we gonna have?

Rimmer: Well, that depends on what the officers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh, let's see-- poison.

Cat: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?

Lister: Poisoned pizza.

Rimmer: Oh, no. I'm not making two stops.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect red dwarf quotes #red dwarf #kryten #dave lister #arnold rimmer #cat #submission #anonymous #original: the simpsons

[itsagentromanoff]

Steve: Tony, it's easy to criticize.

Tony: Fun, too.

#original: the simpsons #robert downey jr #chris evans #tony stark #steve rogers #stony #tony x steve #steve x tony #steve/tony #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers