#incorrect iron dad

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Tony: Any plans for tonight?

Peter: No.

Tony: Loser.

Peter: Thanks, dad.

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[marvelnatasha]

Tony, driving Peter and Morgan: So how was your day kiddos?

Morgan: We almost got surprise adopted!

Tony: What?

Peter: We almost got kidnapped.

Tony: Oh, okay.

Tony, *slams on the brakes*: WAIT WHAT?!

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[abbie-brianna]

Peter, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than the time i got hit by a train.

Tony, coughing on his coffee: Excuse me?

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[oscorp-lawsuit]

Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad

Peter: “Hey, dad?”

Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-

Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”

Peter:

Peter, tearing up: “Um-”

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[avengerlevelthreat]

Peter: all right first question. are you the killer?

suspect: no

Peter: really?

suspect: yes

Peter:

Peter:

Peter: killersaywhat

suspect: what?

Peter: got em! we got em!

Tony, banging a gavel: guilty! guilty!

#mcu #iron dad #peter parker #tony stark #incorrect quotes #don’t ask why they’re interrogating someone or where tony got the gavel

[nam-ski]

Tony: Peter, why are there so many spiders in your room? Just because you’re part spider it doesn’t mean you don’t have to clean your room, I’m going to kill them.

Peter: No, these are my children!

Tony: Like…literally?

Peter: Adopted! I saved them from a burning building last week and know they’re mine.

Tony: Last week, wasn’t that the time you laid in the Med-Bay with second degree burns and a smoke poisoning, because you wouldn’t leave a burning building for reason you wouldn’t tell me?

Peter: Uh, I’ve gotta go

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[a-dauntless-daffodil]

XD Charlie in shirt sleeves and a Very Serious Frown, sitting behind Vaggie with hair brush in one hand and one of Vaggie's wings in the other, a truly alarming assortment of hair care protects and tools strewn around her as she tries figuring out how the whole 'angel wing maintenance' thing is suppose to work-

Vaggie, dying with laughter, trying and failing to catch her breath long enough to say You can put the brush down babe and also that REALLY tickles-

Charlie: "But then what am I supposed to USE?! You just got your wings back, I don't wanna mess them up! I wanna do this right!"

Vaggie: "Sweetie, it's f-PFFT- it's fine. You can just use your fingers."

Charlie: "..ohhhh...."

Charlie:

Charlie: "..... Um. So is preening ever. I mean when someone else does it, does it ever get kinda... y'know?"

Vaggie: "Bedroom-ish?"

Charlie: "I mean if it's sensitive enough to make you ticklish-"

Vaggie: "Yeah. Sometimes."

Charlie: "What uh, what kind of sometimes?"

Vaggie: "Like when it's you're girlfriend doing it, and she's blushing so hot you can feel the little thermal updrafts also tickling your feathers."

Charlie: "You can FEEL that!?"

Vaggie: "It's like you turned on the totally unnecessary hairdryer, babe."

Charlie: "FUCK!"

Vaggie: (laughs so hard she falls over and smacks charlie in the face with a wing on the way down)

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #incorrect quotes #the hair straightener and curling iron also won't be needed although vaggie appreciates the thought #charlie morningstar- #unable to decide if she's pissed she never saw her mom grooming her dad's wings #or EXTREMELY FUCKING GRATEFUL #that she has NO idea what that would look like

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: Hey, Mr Stark?

Tony: yeah

Peter: If I was dying and needed one of your kidneys, would you give it to me?

Tony: In a heart-beat

Peter: okay, awesome!

Tony: ...you don't need a kidney do you?

Peter: No

Tony: Where's this coming from then?

Peter: ...can I pick the lab music-

Tony: absolutely fucking not.

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[strangeironaf]

*Family group chat*

Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Peter: >:0 language

Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language

Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD

America: 'the fuck word'

Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.

Harley: oh my god she censored it

Tony: Say fuck Pepp

Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.

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[kelconfetti]

tony would say this to peter and peter would actually stop talking.

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[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

When Peter goes to college

Clint: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight? Peter: Why? Clint: Tony fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours. Steve: We don't know how to banish spirits, so Tony is just throwing salt at them and yelling "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

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[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Peter: Darn right I'm upset!

Tony: Peter, watch your language!

Peter: ...

Tony: Oh. You did. Sorry.

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[marvelnatasha]

Peter: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Tony: I'm sorry, wHat?

Peter: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Tony: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

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[abbie-brianna]

Clint: Tony will never agree to this plan.

Peter: Sure he will!

Natasha: He's already refused three times.

Peter: Okay watch the master at work

Peter, turning to Tony with puppy dog eyes: can we-

Tony: yes.

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[oscorp-lawsuit]

Pepper: Tony, why do you keep ignoring lab safety protocol when it always ends in some sort of explosion or OSHA violation?

Tony: Well, Pep, some of the greatest scientific discoveries were made by ignoring lab safety protocol. Besides, Tony backwards spells “Y Not” so it’s really in my namesake.

Pepper:

Pepper: Did Peter give you that one?

Tony: Yes, he did.

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[nam-ski]

Imagine Tony being a proud dad after Peter once actually calling for help while bleeding out in an alleyway instead of being a selfless piece of shit as always.

Tony: He called for help while bleeding out, I’m so proud.

Everyone else: We’re happy for you, but this shouldn’t be a problem in the first place.

Tony: He’s my son, what do you expect?

Everyone else: He has a point

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