Cyclone(during a TOPGUN staff meeting): - Alright, the nays have it. Let the record reflect it...Maverick, I hope that's not food in those bags. Food is not allowed at these meetings.
Maverick: No, sir. It's not. It's, um, diapers for the little ones.
Cyclone: What?
Maverick: Dorsal fins and Cucamonga.
Cyclone(to Warlock): What did he say?
Maverick(to Ice, who's sitting in on the meeting): - I confuse him till he loses his train of thought and then he moves on.[opens a bag of snacks]...Hot dog?
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Bucky: I could really call you?
Tony: Anytime. Anywhere.
Bucky: [seriously] I’m gonna hold you to that.
Tony: Okay. It’s not a threat, sweetie if someone makes the offer willingly.
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Steven: (Drunk to shit) Good evening, London! My, you're looking exceptionally lovely tonight.
Khonshu: Shut up!
Steven: God has spoken to me! Rather rudely.
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Cyclone: I'm concerned. I don't like what I'm seeing and I want to offer you some friendly advice.
Maverick: I don't really want your advice.
Cyclone: Well then, consider it unfriendly advice.
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Luke Skywalker: I don't like what I'm seeing, and I want to offer you some friendly advice.
Kyp Durron: I really don't want your advice.
Luke Skywalker: Then consider it unfriendly advice.
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Me if shipping tragic soul shattering non endgame ships was a sport
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(Hangman is leaving that morning for an open-ended special assignment. Rooster is still in bed sleeping)
Hangman(nudging Rooster's shoulder):...Bradley.
Rooster: Jake?
Hangman: Don't get up.
Rooster: You're dressed. Why are you dressed?
Hangman: My bags are already in the uber.
Rooster: The uber?
Hangman: It's downstairs. I just wanted to tell you…
Rooster: [Jumps up out of bed] I'll be five minutes! I just have to find the closet.
Hangman: Relax!
Rooster: I'll just grab shoes and a coat!
Hangman: No!
Rooster: No shoes. Just a coat!
Hangman: You don't have to come.
Rooster: You're leaving, I have to go with you to the airport!
Hangman: No!
Rooster: I have to go to say goodbye!
Hangman: Bradley, no!
Rooster: Yes. I have to wave to you at the gate!
Hangman: They won't let you! They'll stop you at security!
Rooster: Okay, well, I'll wave to you at the metal detectors!
Hangman: Rooster...
Rooster: I have to go with you!
Hangman: No!
Rooster: Yes! You are leaving for an open-ended assignment. Who knows when we'll see each other again?
Hangman: Bradley, if you come with me, I won't get on the plane!
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Tony: You’re happy.
Bucky: Yeah.
Tony: Did you do something mean?
Bucky: I’m not that happy.
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So this is what hard work feels like. Apparently, I've been avoiding it for a reason.
-Kaz after working at Yeager's Repairs, probably
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i love unhealthy relationships; not in the abusive toxic kind of way, but in the "obsessed and knows they're bad for each other, thinks love with push them through it except love isn't really enough" kind of way
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