Cyclone: It is only out of sheer morbid curiosity that I am allowing this freak show to continue.
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Fanboy: Payback!
Payback: What?
Fanboy: How much are Comicon tickets?
Payback: $75.
Fanboy: Can I borrow some money?
Payback: Yeah, how much?
Fanboy: $75.
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Fanboy: But, I think Rascal would love to help.
Maverick: Would you help clean up the locker room before you go out this evening?
Fanboy: Sorry, I can’t. I’m meeting Bob to see a movie, and I love answering those movie trivia questions they put up before the show.
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YES and he brings it to work too!
Heyllo 🤗
I've read your Birdfam headcanons post a minute ago, and I love everything you hdced about them!!!! <3
What's your thoughts on Bradley taking Amelia to Prom? (Sth happened and Amelia has no one to go with or sth like that)
I LOVE this concept so much!
I'm thinking Amelia decided to go with a group of friends rather than a date, but then one friend gets a date, then another...
And on prom night, her last friend standing gets a stomach bug and can't go, leaving Amelia on her own. Frustrated, she flops onto the couch next to Bradley, fully dressed up, and steals his chips.
"I thought you were going to prom?"
"Not alone, I'm not."
There is no way Bradley's non-biological sister isn't getting her prom night!
He immediately races home, and twenty minutes later, is ringing the doorbell incessantly.
"You have a key, Roo!"
"Just open the door!"
And there's Bradley Bradshaw, in his dress whites, with a corsage and a cheesy grin. And though Amelia rolls her eyes and calls him a dork, she's also smiling and letting him put on her corsage while taking her out to the Bronco.
"Your carriage, milady"
"Shut up"
Everyone's eyes are on the cute aviator in his dress whites and his sick dance moves
He even slow dances with her and Amelia just grins and thanks him for saving her evening
"Anytime, Finch"
"Can we get McDonald's after this?"
"Duh"
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Heyllo 🤗
I've read your Birdfam headcanons post a minute ago, and I love everything you hdced about them!!!! <3
What's your thoughts on Bradley taking Amelia to Prom? (Sth happened and Amelia has no one to go with or sth like that)
I LOVE this concept so much!
I'm thinking Amelia decided to go with a group of friends rather than a date, but then one friend gets a date, then another...
And on prom night, her last friend standing gets a stomach bug and can't go, leaving Amelia on her own. Frustrated, she flops onto the couch next to Bradley, fully dressed up, and steals his chips.
"I thought you were going to prom?"
"Not alone, I'm not."
There is no way Bradley's non-biological sister isn't getting her prom night!
He immediately races home, and twenty minutes later, is ringing the doorbell incessantly.
"You have a key, Roo!"
"Just open the door!"
And there's Bradley Bradshaw, in his dress whites, with a corsage and a cheesy grin. And though Amelia rolls her eyes and calls him a dork, she's also smiling and letting him put on her corsage while taking her out to the Bronco.
"Your carriage, milady"
"Shut up"
Everyone's eyes are on the cute aviator in his dress whites and his sick dance moves
He even slow dances with her and Amelia just grins and thanks him for saving her evening
"Anytime, Finch"
"Can we get McDonald's after this?"
"Duh"
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Phoenix: Why do you put up with Hangman?
Coyote: Oh, um, you know. Because we're friends.
Phoenix: Why?
Coyote: Wow, you ask really hard questions. Look, I know he can be aggravating, but you have to remember he's not doing it on purpose. It's just how he is. Oh, but he's also loyal and trustworthy, and we have fun together.
Phoenix: You know you're describing a dog.
Coyote: He did bite me once. But in his defense, I came up behind him while he was eating.
Phoenix: They hate that.
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Fanboy: Isn't that a bit dangerous?
Payback: Mick, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Fanboy: …
Payback: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Fanboy: …
Payback: All right, we escaped unhurt once! And then we hurt ourselves on the way home.
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the squad🌟 ft. what might be the prettiest jake i've ever drawn:)
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