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Rowan: Everyone, say the first three words that come to mind. Lucas: I, am, amazing.

#incorrect quotes #source: rupaul's drag race #professor rowan #trainer lucas

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Lucian: The moral of Matilda is that if you're autistic enough you can destroy your enemies with your mind.

#incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #elite four lucian

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Mars: Too many villains play classical music while doing evil things. Mars: Not me, though. Mars: I play Hatsune Miku over the intercom while the protagonist rushes to escape as the facility will detonate in a very violent and sexy way in less than 5 minutes.

#incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #galactic commander mars

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Dawn: Secret hug techniques to be used only in dire emergencies. Lucas: The Heimlich.

#incorrect quotes #trainer dawn #trainer lucas #source: tumblr

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Volkner: How long do I need to go outside for to fix my mental health? Volkner: Will 5 minutes do it? Volkner: Please say yes.

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Barry: Bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior.

#incorrect quotes #trainer barry #source: tumblr

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Giratina: Okay I'm normal now, I promise. Let me out of the cage, please.

#giratina #source: tumblr #incorrect quotes

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Byron: Sorry about my huge cool muscles, everyone. Apologies about my large powerful form.

#incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #gym leader byron

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Rowan: Are you going to be part of the problem, or the solution? Barry: The problem. Definitely the problem. Rowan: It was a rhetorical question. Barry: I have some ideas on how to make the problem funnier.

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Meanwhile in the distortion world..

#OH MY GODDDDDDDDD

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Candice: You realize you're a bitch, right? Fantina: It was my nickname in the class yearbook. Ah... memories...

#submission #gym leader candice #gym leader fantina #source: misfile #fantina embraces her identity as the biggest bitch in sinnoh #incorrect quotes #kwane20 #<- so correct fantina's the head bitch in charge

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Kamado, about Volo: We need to kill the boy. Akari: How did you know he was a vampire? Kamado: He's a vampire?

#submission #source: the simpsons #masqueradenoir #galaxy team kamado #pokemon wielder volo #trainer akari #the original was rowan and johanna but then i had the Inspiration #incorrect quotes

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Riley: I don’t follow rules. I follow dogs on social media.

#submission #astraygenius #incorrect quotes #trainer riley #source: submitter

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Barry: I was raised to be charming, not sincere.

#incorrect quotes #source: into the woods #trainer barry

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Barry: stop your addiction to being right Lucas: good advice for everyone who isn’t me

#incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #trainer lucas #trainer barry

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Maylene: Candice. Darling. Sweetheart. Light of my life. Candice: You're angry with me, aren't you? Maylene, smiling sweetly: Livid.

#incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #gym leader maylene #gym leader candice

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Cyrus, after explaining his evil plan: Thoughts? Dawn: And prayers. Holy shit.

#incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #galactic leader cyrus #trainer dawn