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"For that's the only way his God-fearing, taxpaying subjects can make sense of men who keep what is theirs and fear no one"

TOBY STEPHENS as James Flint in BLACK SAILS (2014—2017) Chapter I

#Just started this show

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#Ladybird #That I lost when I was 9

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Community – 5.03: Basic Intergluteal Numismatics

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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OLIVER STARK as EVAN 'BUCK' BUCKLEY 9-1-1 • 7.05 – You Don't Know Me

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perplexed is such a good word fr it sounds like its meaning

Man, your right. It does sound like it. It's like how the word absurd is a bit absurd sounding or melancholy does sound sad idk. But thanks for complimenting this word I chose to symbolise my blog!

#perplexed confusion original post #I always forget wether i tag my asks or not oh well idt i do

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I know we're not getting any more one on one coming out scenes but I think the show is really missing the comedic potential of telling chimney separately and swearing him to absolute secrecy just to watch him squirm

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

#Fuck #Like I feel like 2019 was ages ago but in terms of my age I was so young

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there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral

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1 week until the Madney Wedding!!

Everything will be fine, nothing is gonna happen....

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OLIVER COMMENTING ON A BUDDIE INSPIRED TATTOO??? (x) 🥹🥹🥹

#This tattoo is so cool tho

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mom was describing a tattoo a girl once took her to a back bedroom to show her, which was a fishing pole low on her pelvis with a line and hook that descended into her bush where a small clownfish hid amongst the hair. and that’s just. that’s a goal. and the ultimate freedom from obligation, like “gah I would shave but it would ruin my very good joke, what are you gonna do, I gotta make sure there’s foliage for my little clownfish to hide in”

then mom finished telling me this and looked off for a moment. “my god,” she said. “she was flirting with me. fuck. goddamn it.” 

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Ok you guys are going to think I'm making this up as a joke, but I've genuinely been trying to troubleshoot this for the past hour.

I've programmed Holmes and Watson to walk to these coordinates and sit down

And in my game development engine, I have tested what this will look like by manually moving the sprites to those exact coordinates.

It should look like this:

But whenever I run the game and test it they keep sitting like this:

I swear I'm not making it up, "Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson keep kissing and I don't know why" is a genuine game development conundrum that I am dealing with.

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#Was considering watch until it said right hand #Went with glowing faintly

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will i be known and loved?

buck/tommy, 3.1k, rated m, character study

Buck is about to go on shift, and he’s standing in the bathroom, scrutinizing himself in the mirror. His face is still the same— same stubble on his cheeks, same slope of his nose, the familiarity of the bright red birthmark that rests on the high points of his face— it is all the same, and yet… Something has changed here. I have changed here, in this space of mine. He wrings his hands together, eyes glued to his own reflection in the mirror, when he opens his mouth and says: “I’m bisexual.”

(or, buck, bisexuality, and figuring out how feelings work.)

read now, on ao3.

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Evan "Buck" Buckley 9-1-1 | Season 1, Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

Bonus: POV local firefighting trio cackle over your pathetic misfortune