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wrestlersownmyheart · 2 years

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The Long Day (Finn Bálor X Reader)

Pairing: Finn Bálor X Reader Summary: You have an awful headache and Finn does everything in his power to help you through it. Disclaimers: I own nothing or anyone associated or affiliated with WWE. I own only the original characters. This is just a fictional story that came from my imagination. Content/Trigger Warnings: Fluff

The Long Day

You stepped in the door of your home and dropped your briefcase and purse right where you stood. Which you never did. You usually always put them in their proper places, but today…

Today you just weren't feeling it. You'd pick them up later. All you wanted right now was a bed and a dark room.

"Babe," you called out weakly. Finn, your Irish husband, should be there. "I'm home."

"Hey, love," Finn came out of the kitchen and smiled at you. A frown furrowed his brow as he gazed at you. "What's wrong?"

"I have had a long day and a huge tension headache from staring at spreadsheets all day," you mumbled, heading for the sofa. "Would you mind bringing me some ibuprofen?"

"Of course not," Finn replied, and headed for the bathroom to get you the medication.

He quickly came back with three ibuprofen and a glass of water. "Drink all the water, in case you're dehydrated," he advised.

You nodded, and proceeded to gulp down the pills as well as the entire glass of water. "Thank you," you said, setting the glass on the end table next to you.

"You're welcome, love. Is there anything else I can do for you?"

You shook your head, "I think I'm just going to get in some comfortable clothes and take a small nap before we eat. Could we order out tonight?"

"Sounds great. What are you hungry for?"

"I've read that fish can be good for a headache so some spicy fish plate sounds wonderful."

"Okay, T.G.I. Friday's should have something that'll do. I'll order it while you're napping and keep it warm for us."

"Thank you, Finn," you offered him a tired smile-the best you could do-and stood to your feet. I think I'll put some pajamas on and get in bed for maybe an hour."

"Okay, I'll be up in a few minutes and will massage your neck a bit. Maybe that will help."

"Thank you so much, babe. I'd appreciate that so much."

You turned and headed for the stairs, eager to get up to the bedroom and get your pajamas on.

You went into your bedroom and quickly dug through your dresser drawers to find your favorite comfy pair of plaid pajama bottoms and matching top.

Undressing, you quickly pulled the pajamas on and wasted no time in climbing into the bed. You hurriedly pulled the covers up to your chin and then reached over, turning out the lamp on your night table. Blessed darkness-save for some sunlight filtering through your shades-engulfed you and instantly, the tension behind your eyes lessened.

A moment later, you heard the bedroom door open and then footsteps on the carpet, nearing the bed.

"Ready for that neck massage, babe?"

"Yes," you murmured, turning onto your stomach. You immediately felt the bed dip at your side and then Finn's warm hands touched your neck and began applying pressure at certain points.

"Oh, Finn," you groaned. "That feels so good."

"I'm glad," he whispered, running his thumbs down the length of your spine and then back up. "I hope it helps you to feel better."

Then he gripped your shoulders lightly in his hands and squeezed, then released. Squeezed again. Then he moved back to your neck and rubbed the muscles till they loosened up.

"Oh, my gosh... Finn, you're so good at this."

"Thanks, love," he mumbled, and continued to massage your neck, shoulders and back.

Before long, your eyes began to droop and within minutes you were fast asleep.

When you awoke, the daylight coming through your windows had dimmed down to a dusky gray and the room was darker. Your headache was all but gone. "How long did he let me sleep," you wondered aloud as you climbed out of the bed. You glanced at the alarm clock on your night table and saw that it read 7:30. You'd slept for two hours.

Heading down the stairs you smelled food wafting in from the kitchen. It smelled devine.

"Finn," you called out, walking toward the kitchen.

"In here, love." You heard from the kitchen. He emerged at the doorway. "Are you feeling better?"

"Much," you replied, smiling warmly at him. "Is that T.G.I. Friday's I smell?"

"Yep, it is," he said. "Sit down and we'll eat."

He revealed to you that he'd ordered you the Dragon-Glaze Salmon and he had the Crispy Whiskey Combo.

"This looks so good. Thanks for ordering it."

"You're very welcome. I'm glad you're feeling better," he added. "I thought if it seems like it wouldn't make your headache come back, we could watch a movie together-your pick."

"Sounds like fun," you commented, forking up a bite of your salmon. "I pick The Swan Princess."

Finn smiled, seemingly knowing that you would pick exactly that. "A vow of everlasting love it is!"

You finished your meals and then you cleaned up together, trashing all your take out containers and plastic cutlery. Then Finn went to set up the movie while you sat on the sofa and pulled a blanket over yourself, leaving enough for Finn when he sat down.

Soon, you were both cuddled up on the sofa and were covered by the blanket and ready to start the film.

"Thank you for taking care of me, Finn," You said as the opening credits played through. You looked up at him and smiled. "Really, I don't know what I'd have done without you today."

"You don't have to t'ank me, love," he replied with a big smile. "You'd have done the same for me. Besides, "sickness and health", right?"

You nodded, "Yes. And of course I would have done the same for you. It's just that, I know how busy you are, and all. It seems like there's always something you need to be doing so it's hard for me to expect help from you. You know? I don't want to burden you."

"You'll never burden me," Finn said with a soft smile. "Now, let's watch the movie."

"I love you," you said softly, reaching up and pulling his face down to yours, kissing him softly.

"I love you too, lass," he whispered, kissing you back.

With that, you both snuggled together and watched your favorite animated movie in the world.

THE END

#Finn Balor #Finn Balor Fan fic #Finn Balor fanfiction #FInn Balor X Reader #Finn Balor Imagine

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gaps-between-stories · 1 year

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A sneak peek of my OFMD/36 Questions AU.

The crackling of the recording filled the silence that had been suffocating Stede in the cabin of the car for the better part of twenty minutes. The radio signal had cut out around Terrace and he’d just now finally managed to get his iPhone hooked up to the aux cord after a fair bit of swearing, and, in a moment of weakness, bargaining to a higher power he hadn’t spoken to in years.

When he'd first lost the radio signal, he’d tried the novel idea of sitting in silence with his own thoughts for a whopping total of 7 minutes before he started rummaging through the glove compartment for the aux cord he knew had to be there, dammit.

The sound of rain falling on the rooftop had once been soothing to him – notoriously he’d fallen asleep in the passenger seat on many a road trip, greeted by plenty of ribbing from Ed when he would eventually wake up, hair somehow tasseled as if he’d slept all night. The number of accidental naps he’d fallen victim to on a rainy Sunday, Ed using his chest as a pillow as they cuddled on the couch, could rival any housecat.

Back when life was still simple. Deceptively simple. The irony of that statement wasn’t lost on Stede.

But now, as he sat hunched forward over the steering wheel, downing his fourth cup of coffee this afternoon, eyes straining against the dimly lit backcountry roads even this early in the evening, the rain was maddening. Like, an itch under your skin that you just can’t scratch, the sound of water dripping from somewhere that you can’t locate, broken smoke alarm maddening.

After his desperate attempt at getting his Apple music working proved to be a more futile effort than getting an FM radio station out here, he’d settled on shuffling through the dozens of recorded voice memos he had saved.

Anything to break the silence.

Sighing, he gently turned the volume up as Ed’s laugh came through the car speakers.

“Alright alright, I’m pretty shit at these things, and you all definitely want me to stop talking so you can get back to drinking. But I just wanted to say good job, crew. I’m proud of you all. Have fun, enjoy yourselves, and I'm gonna go make out with my smokeshow fiance.”

A chorus of laughs, quite a few vocal groans, and at least one wolf-whistle followed his declaration. Someone, Lucius? shouted about 'getting a room.'

The company holiday party was always a boozy affair, although Ed managed to make it through his speech with minimal slurring, no less boisterous for all of his efforts.

“Hey you.” Quieter, closer, more familiar. A voice filled with so much love it made Stede nearly burst at the seam. A voice reserved just for him.

“Hi,” recording Stede laughed, breathless

Stede swallowed the lump forming in his throat, clicking through to the next recording, where he was greeted with his own voice.

“Reminder to self: ask Lucius to look into the original owners of the Queen Anne's – "

Click.

“Can you repeat that?” recording Stede asked, voice clearly smug.

Ed laughed, a sound Stede would do anything to hear right now. “What are you doing?” He asked, suspicious.

“I’m just getting this as evidence that you said you were fine with a small wedding – city hall, no guests.”

“Okay, yeah, fine, I want a small wedding. Although I’m pretty sure we need a witness or something.”

“Well that’s just small details – oh.” There was a muffled sound of surprise, followed by a pleased laugh pressed between lips, before the recording cut off.

Click.

The sound of a waterfall. Their first anniversary, a trip to Snoqualmie. Stede had wanted to see the falls – the Pacific Northwest was still so novel to him then, he'd felt like every time he turned around there was another stunning view of mountains or harbors or evergreen forests. Ed had found his excitement amusing then, humoring him with trips up and down the coast.

The sound of running water filled the car cabin for another minute before crunching footsteps interrupted the tranquility of it all.

“Are you recording right now?” Ed called out in the distance.

“Mhm. I just want to remember it all!"

There was a pause – Stede remembered that Ed had wrapped Stede up in his arms, the two of them watching the waterfall in front of a sunset that should have been painted.

“Do you ever listen back to any of these?” Closer now, softer. That damn voice again.

Stede hummed. “Not yet.”

“Will you?”

“Maybe when I miss it.”

Click.

Stede knew three things to be true:

Today is July 28th, 2009.

His name is Stede Bonnet.

And he had been lying to his husband since the moment he met him.

#ofmd fic #ofmd fanfic #ofmd au #blackbonnet #blackbeard ofmd #ofmd edward teach #stede bonnet #gentlebeard #fanfic #fanfiction #fics #ofmd #36 questions

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lumilasi · 2 years

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I have more questions!!!! @3@ beware my dude:

1. how would jurou spend the day with his kids

2. what’s the most silliest and romantic thing raitei has ever done

3. what does Claudes hair-routine look like

4. what is toshikos favorite food

5. does katana have a hidden skill?

6. How does Caelan see his new siblings?

7. Does Silas has a type?

8. How many hours does milo spend napping or eating

9. Would Akiko consinder to do a girls night with Toshiko and hitomi?

10. what was hanabis parents reaction to her first explosion

11. how many explosions in one das did hanabi cause

12. Can shou glide with his cape

13. Can Taiga be her own pillows and would she be a pillow for Youko

14. Would Azure ever not notice that a mosquito is attached to his arm

15. Can Chouma cook?

16. Apart from kiyoi, who is Yoruga protective at?

17. when is yume not grumpy

18. could yaguro chirb like moths do?

19. Apart from taiga who is hanzukos favorite

20. how many hours/ minutes a day does angus roast belladonna

Ohh boyy, here we go, you really ran with this lol;

Whatever they wanna do, have tea, go to a picnic, etc.

He's too dumb to be consciously romantic/suave with it, and tbh Toshiko isn't a huge romantic herself, so probably something like digging a bunch of flowers from someone's garden and bringing them to her (in dog form) She'd get a laugh out of that

Wake up, brush the hair off your face, done. It's naturally like that lol

I haven't thought of that yet tbh

Buddy, she's a pro demon hunter who was/is in a relationship with another demon hunter AND an assassin/pro thief. She has maaany hidden skills I'm not allowed to talk about hehehehe

He's happy being a big brother, although he's pretty busy so he doesn't spend time with them often

Jinko (post main-story) but in a more serious note; he's generally more likely to be attracted to kind of temperamental, determined and passionate people, because its something familiar and comforting to him due to being surrounded by people like this growing up, from family members to friends. (by temper I ofc don't mean like...abusive people, just ones who're ready to throw hands to defend their loved ones or what they believe in lol)

It depends. Also with food its not about how long, but how much lmao

She would absolutely try to rope her sis into it, Toshiko might be reluctant at first due to being socially awkward tho

Vincent = Laughs once he's certain she's okay. Haname = "oh dear...."

her current record is 7

Kind of, it's actually his telepath levitation; it's just because its a cape it might look like he's using it to glide, when its just his power lol

She has used her tail as a pillow (before switching to her much bigger and warmer BF) and yes she would let Youko do that.

if you mean Youko, ofc he notices. Mainly so she won't drink too much or he won't accidentally harm her; he's a BIIIG boy after all. If you mean an actual tiny ass mosquito, no, he wouldn't even notice lmao

Not really.

Overtime, Kouya as well. It starts out as this awkward "my friend likes you so I'm gonna be nice to you as long as you're nice to him" and evolves into "Oh, we're friends too now, didn't expect you to like me tbh, I know I can be a bit much."

When she's drunk, when she's relaxed, when she's asleep, when she gets to roast certain people hehehehe

Probably, though out of all the moth spirits only Mari and Yoruga actively do it. Mari sometimes makes a noise when startled, and Yoruga does all sort of shit for funsies

Amalia, as she's the primary source of getting followers. Azure due to some history between him and his ancestors. Konjou as he watched the kid grow up.

Angus doesn't do it that much actually. He just seizes an opportunity when he sees one. It's not so much about time spend (again, callback to the Milo thing lol) but quality. He only strikes when it hurts the worst. (context: Belladonna is Angus' boss, but she's done some things in regards to her son Konjou that Angus despises her for, and absolutely loves to rub it in her face that Konjou hates her as a result. He OFC is not innocent in this tho, given he didn't do much anything to stop her, but since he is someone with limited empathy/villain, he just did not care about Konjou enough at the time to help more. "not my child, not my responsibility" kind of thing)

#ask me stuff #sheep mom #my friend #you had a field day with this eh #my ocs

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ask-sad-ghost-piett · 2 years

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❣️ - What are their love languages? 🍷- How do they feel about alcohol? 🗣️ - How do they handle public speaking? 💓 - What are some signs they’ve fallen for someone? How do they show their affection? 🤔 - What’s something they’ll never understand? ☂️ - How do they feel about rain? 👗 - How comfortable would they be wearing a skirt or dress?

Send a symbol to ask the Admiral a question.

❣️ - What are their love languages?

In my opinion, loving someone is very similar to loving the Galactic Empire. It's easy to say that you love something or someone, but what determines your sincerity is entirely how you act on it. So, the way I show love has always been through acts of support. If I really care for someone, I'll go through drastic measures to support their goals, whether that entails spending sleepless nights reviewing 6,043 probe droid reports, running out into a blizzard on Hoth because they forgot their thermal wear on the Executor or braving an asteroid field.

I also like to give small gifts when I can, preferably anonymously, after wiping the security cameras to cover my tracks.

🍷- How do they feel about alcohol?

In life, I would drink as needed to cope with the stress of working on board the Executor. In that regard, I think my drinking was proportional to the stress and therefore healthy.

🗣️ - How do they handle public speaking?

I like to have my key points straightened out and organized so as to ensure a succinct delivery. No one appreciates a rambling public speaker, and when I was under Tarkin's command, going over the 7-minute timer for presentations would get you thrown out the airlock. I mean that literally.

💓 - What are some signs they’ve fallen for someone? How do they show their affection?

Oh dear. That's rather hard to describe, but I'll do my best.

Do you know that feeling when a particular person walks into the command bridge, and suddenly, you can't stop sneaking nervous glances at them no matter how hard you endeavor to remain focused on your datapad? Or that feeling that you wouldn't mind being trapped in a collapsed AT-AT with said person and have occasionally dreamed about such an occurrence during ill-advised midday naps?

I would say that's love. At least, Captain Needa said that's love when I asked him. He was actually married unlike myself, so I believe he'd know.

Besides the methods described earlier, I don't believe I ever devised other means of showing affection. I preferred to keep it to myself, stifled and contained under my resting nervous face such that no one needs to know.

🤔 - What’s something they’ll never understand?

I've never understood how Lord Vader's Force powers work. For instance, does he have a limited range? Moff Jerjerrod and I attempted to study this once, and we thought we'd determined the range to be about 500 meters. But then, Lord Vader choked Ozzel outside of that range. Perhaps there's no limit? But if there's no limit, why did he ask me to fetch him caf from across the ship on several occasions instead of using the Force? (I also don't understand why he asked me to fetch him caf when he couldn't drink it.)

☂️ - How do they feel about rain?

I'm quite neutral towards rain. Frankly, after so many years onboard a Star Destroyer, one almost forgets what planetary weather feels like.

It rained often on Axxila, so I was used to it. It was inconvenient at times, but I'd much rather take rain over Tatooine.

👗 - How comfortable would they be wearing a skirt or dress?

Hypothetically speaking, my answer would depend on the material and general appearance of the garment. I've never actually thought about it. There weren't any dresses and skirts in the Imperial dress code, and my civvies were always plain shirts and pants. My current wardrobe is limited to what I died in, which is a bit of a shame. I miss my winter scarves.

#decoded imperial rp meme #admiral piett #get to know the admiral #imperial seance

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blondrichclosetwitch · 1 month

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Am 2/6/17

Helping spirits...

(Working her way through the root prayer)

Still voice of the spirit... How do I hear you? How do I hear you?( Feels a breath, quietly) no, it’s something else (she sighs quietly)

(Sips tea )

God

Now, how am I going to go forward?

(Light laugh) now that I am connected, but at the same time It’s like you’re in everyone... You’re in Jakk

Like, that’s Jakk...

And you’re in Random... And Katie... And all of them. Is that your point?

Yes.

I’m a little confused as to what today is about.

I woke up feeling confused..i woke up with pain..and anxiety. Feeling like i needed to find a job. And that man.......is that a Blond man? (referring to a client)

Is that a Blond man?

He’s not, because....so you’re led by my mind. (she sighs)

Are you led by my mind?

(a shift into some mild desperation and doubt) (quietly to self) i need to stop.

I need to stop.

It’s not gonna fix this.

(silence)

(sobbing) Random

Random i need your help. I can’t figure out what’s going on. (starts actively crying) is this all real?!

I’ll get a big picture of you today, i promise. My stuff with katie is real

The stuff with the tree is real (crying louder) that dave guy who just emailed me.....was he one of Blond’s?

So she was doing things even before i emailed her mother. (transmission) *Really?*

(transmission) REALLY?

Jesus Christ! So she was, she was....fuck. Alright.

So the god creature wasn’t kidding when he said it was one of Blond’s.

Ok. i just got confused cause i thought, why would she start before i emailed her mother? (transmission) Got it. Cause she’s awful. Wow. wow.

Should i still leave a glass of water on the floor since i’m still gonna be doing spiritual baths? I’ll lie down for another 20 minutes, thank you random i’m a basket case today.

(she lies down for nap)

I know that that’s happening

Is the reason that you and jakk and i...do this, is it that we’ve done a bunch of past lives together?

(transmission)

So the way this works, is you tell the past lives to me, and i tell them to him. And then he can start to embody them. And the more lives that we start to realize......the more powerful we become? Cause those two lives by themselves are pretty...pretty intense..obviously. Cause one is holy and spiritual and one is artistic & beautiful.

And passionate.

Was he involved in the joan of arc one? I don’t know enough of joan of arc to figure that one out though.

(transmission) (surprised) yes i do? (transmission)

You love him. Ohhh. i love how you love him. It makes me so happy. It does. It’s beautiful. (transmission)

He never really learned how to...he never really learned how to love himself correctly. That’s why he was Mary Magdalene.

I mean doesn’t that make sense? I mean yes to an extent he loves sex, but would mary magdalene be a whore if she loved sex?

(transmission)

That i’ve loved him forever? Yeah.

(transmission)

Oh, you mean for lifetimes? (laughs) yeah, it feels that way. (end of tape)

God 2/7/17

If i have it correct….this is God.

I’m curious why you’ve been coming to tell me. And as you know, i’ve been having a lot of doubt.

Like, every morning i wake up, and it’s like i have to rebuild.

I have to rebuild my knowledge of who i am, and my connection to spirit, and if this with jakk is real.

And how i’m going to make this all work, and finding a job…i feel like you just said “listen to Me”.

I feel like…i am. You want me to create magdalene today.

I’m hearing you say three pictures. And katie will help me write the text?

Should she refer to mary magdalene?

Ok.

You want me to just call her Magdalene though.

Do you want me to still be standing against the tree?

Do you want me moving to the other side of the tree so i’m not seen from the courtyard. So i’m not on as much display. Ok. so i don’t need to have my feet in that exact place, is that what you’re saying.

The important thing is that tree.

Something happened with that tree …a day ago. Something happened with that tree…i’m getting a pain in the left side of my head. And it’s not the first time that that has happened lately.

Do you know what that’s about?

Is that my dad?

Ok not to jet all around but another question about making the ad for magdalene….should i still put williamsburg on it?

I feel like….there might be…alot of …i feel like there’s not enough….let’s see..i feel like there’s not enough…i guess it’s under massage.(looking through the ads) there’s only 14 for williamsburg, i think it should say brooklyn to be safe. That’s the only way she’s not gonna find me.

You know?

If there’s only 14………(looking through ads) oh my god. Whoa. that’s nuts.

It’s amazing. Alright, i’ll look at that later. I thought there were some classy…alright i can’t look at that right now. It’s depressing me. You want me to do it today though.

There’s no one like me out there.

(deliberates a long time)

Ok, i’ll make one. After breakfast.

So i need to make a picture of my hair…is that it?

(Sees a picture of katie)

Look at this picture of this angel/ so bright.

So is the reason that has been cyber stalking me and stuff, it because she’s afraid that katie has told me about the text messages?

Does she know that i know about the text messages?

Is she afraid that i’m going to tell john?

What is she gonna do when High Maintenance does a tv show on us?

Look at this beautiful child.

I don’t care if he’s mad at me. It doesn’t matter. He shouldnt have said that…

(talks about her to do list)

Shakti’s like….do i need that sexual awakening for women?

Are you serious?

(long beat)

I think my sexual awakening is happening on it’s own.

(transmission)

NO? Oh god.

(end of tape)

Katie 2/07/17

What is that like, to not have a body?

Do you have….do you have feelings?

Do you have memories?

(surprised) no?

Is that a no?

No memories?

But you remember me.

I don’t know how it works.

I have a belief system. My belief system is…you are here to show me ..to show me and jakk..our light. But now i’m tired so we’ll have to wait.

It seems that you guide me at the tree, though. That seems real. Maybe i’m just tired now. I’ve been up since 7. Anyway. Let the world figure it out. We have to start early tomorrow.

(end of tape)

#watch the tapes

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feuqueerfire · 11 months

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Alice is Borderland S1 & S2 Live Blogging

I don't actually know that much about this show except it's like playing deadly (video) games? And Keita Machida from Cherry Magic is in it

Season 1

Ep 1 (May 20)

so did they go into a parallel world through the bathroom stall?

oooh game arena okay

oh she called those lasers the borderline

did this woman do this before or something? she seems to know things and be quite matter of fact

as expected, the girl who came the latest and was the most scared and innocent-seeming died first, especially after the Chotaro TODO guy was like don't worry! play with us and nothing will happen!

lol this puzzle is too much also I don't get it why are those 2 rooms a no-go? - oh i see, that's where they came from before or something

ooh, a survivor

i mean he died but you know, survivor of the games for a while

oh, are those red lasers killing everybody whose visa ended today?

that's pretty cool, I wanna watch another ep but also want a nap hmm

Ep 2 (May 20)

Did not nap, and went to my driving lesson, here's to another episode

cool, beautiful girl with a dead/murdered father

oh she was just also in the bathroom when the power went out and then nobody was there when she came outside

okay but so she got here 3 days ago and there were other people here since before then too so ? hmm ig instead of the guy's theory that the electromagnetic stuff takes out everybody in the city, it's rather that these specific people get taken to a different parallel city? when the power goes out

okay they're also discussing possibilities about time moving differently or VR

Club = team, diamon = wits, spades = physical strength, heart = betrayal and playing with people's hearts. larger number means more difficulty

rip the first game was a 3 and this is a 5

oh nice shot of us learning to find a safezone in the building and the shot keeps going up and up to show how large the building is

oof the guy has turned to God, I think his mother who he gave money to also bought into some religious cult since she kept asking for money to cleanse Tokyo

Shibuki is such a troublemaker lol now she's tryna turn Chota against Arisu and Kurube

horseman

i did expect the real estate guy who was hanging around to die but not so soon oof

oh actual boobs?

damn we keep getting instances of women sleeping with people to get ahead, especially ones who are seen as unreliable (Chota's mother) and untrustworthy (Shibuki). also lol I just remembered the girl that Kurube was making out with had a boyfriend. why do the male characters get laws and backstories and for female characters it's just their sexuality lol

man i love unlikely group of people coming around to help each other in life and death so much we'll see how many of them survive this round

oh he really let him die interesting

a swoooooooord

oh wtf horse man got here quick is there more than one of em

there issss more than one of them okay

the climber girl is so cool beloved <3

the taggers were also in game yaaa it's like when people were wondering whether the masked men in Squid Game were also playing a different sort of game

oh? answer? the beach

Ep 3 (May 20)

Watching this a few minutes after finishing ep 2, ah been a few weeks since I binged something intensely

very intense music for that doodle

ooh in addition to phones, also weapons? and VR

fun instrumental music too

makes sense that it's a 7 of Hearts (betrayal and playing with people's hearts) when it's just the 4 of them playing. kinda like ep 6 squid game marble game

I'm slightly confused by this game. so you don't wanna abe found by the wolf and you'll become the next wolf if you're found but the person who is wolf at the end is the winner right? so won't the lambs wanna be found and wolf won't want to seek? or is it like they'll tall try to make eye contact with the wolf so that they're the wolf like some sort of reverse hide and seek where the wolf wants to hide

Shibuki picks up on it quickly as expected

woahh friendship is magic moments flashback from Arisu

oh it's interesting that by the time Arisu wants to give the wolf back, Chota literally drags Shibuki away with her mouth shut (he must be strong as hell despite his injury) and Kurube also doesn't speak because they both don't want it anymore

They're "hiding well so that the sheep don't find" them

what the fuck do they actually die for real? isn't this too early in the game for all of them to die it feels incorrect wtf i feel like I've seen kurube around for season 2 stuff maybe? is this a dream or something wtf

Ep 4 (May 20)

Man I have things to be doing but these people know how to end the episodes so that I keep clicking on the next one

oh I heard her say "they accept me as I am" about the mountains and father and my first thought was oh? is she gay?

oof we're getting how her backstory went sour too

ah her father went missing and now is suspected to have committed suicide? I guessed he died after falling from the mountains or something but this is more interesting

she kind of slightly reminds me of First from JaFirst

lmfao a trio of guys who stuck together for 4 games and even saying "having friends is the difference between winning and losing" really rubbing it into Arisu's face you fools, I don't expect more than 1 of them to survive

ah it's so fucked up like okay 1 of them survived and it's the unlikely one and the starting position was the goal damn

Ep 5 (May 20)

I've actually not done any work today and it's 10:30pm. I took a long break between ep 4 and 5 and hoped I would've done some work in between but alas.

ooh this Beach is like the weird strange highly-controlled rebels or governments or organizations in dystopian YA novels

oh there's like hundreds of people at the beach wtf

the blonde guy from the horseman tag is here too and seems to have a subplan within the Beach? okay interesting. also the beach people have weapons and he had a taser, I originally thought he'd acquired it by himself but I wonder if it's from The Beach

okay it makes sense that they're meeting so many people from previous games at the Beach (like the blonde guy and the guy Arisu saved both from the tag game) because I was like how can there be this many beach people but we only met like 2 thus far but nah we just didn't know the others were also in the beach. anyway, I think this guy will maybe die but the girl Kuina will live

oh i see just flipping the switch while the door is open doesn't mean you're giving an answer - it's your chance to see if it's correct or not but if not, you just choose one of the other 2 as the answer

how would Ann know the answer?

oh bruh i definitely should've guessed the "touch bulb to see if it's hot" thing that's like easy science and doable as a viewer, online the other tests

all the weapons people sharing a look when Hatter says he'll have to replenish his visa soon okay

Hatter is so gross and self-absorbed, I wonder if he's gonna die really soon lol

was that zoom out of the beach supposed to show us something about where they are or anything? it's lost on me unfortunately

Ep 6 (May 20)

fuck I really should just be doing work but here I am aghhh

so did he just make up the thing about being able to leave? I did wonder if maybe that way of escape wasn't accurate but that they had been given wrong info, not that they had manufactured the info

wait but even if he does steal the cards then what? he's gonna have to keep going to games to renew visa/get 10 of hearts right? and won't the beach people just kill him there? or he's gonna steal it but keep it a secret ig be a little double agent

oh wtf Ann is digging through a dead woman's brain to find a GPS there

actually I'm off-put by how much skin and butt and boobs we're seeing of women and none of men like either do none or do both. this show really does just assume the audience is cishet man i guess

oh Hatter died for real which is expected but who knows if it's from the game or if the militants took him out

i like how the blonde guy looks like an elf sort of

damn elf guy really betrayed Arisu for no damn reason T.T unless he's just ? pretending somehow who fucking knows even let's not think and just see where this goes

ooh a drawing of a deer aka where the safe is. but also yknow now I'm reminded of the drawing that elf guy found in the horse mask's pocket during tag

there really is no need for sexual assault like why does this show just treat women like that

woah elf man is ruthless fr

oh ho ho 10 of hearts among all the beach players woahhhh nice

omg this is so fun they're gonna have to for real burn somebody but a bit toooo fun, how will I go to bed after this instead of watching next ep

Ep 7 (May 20)

Ah fuck, I'm here at 12:15 AM (so technically may 21) instead of doing my work

chaooooosssssss

this is genuinely so fucked up they're just killing everybody and burning them in the fire but none of those killed are the witch, just innocents

oof Kuina volunteering to fight the sword man girl don't die pls

this running around the complex while trying to escape but only to be gunned down by the militants brings back memories of the recurring nightmares from my childhood where the gunda with guns would break in and we'd be forced to run all throughout the quarters to try to escape

oh we're getting backstory of the sniper mans (Niragi) also he's so beautiful he reminds me a bit of taeyong when he's in his childhood bullied attire and actually quite a bit like Kai (he reminds me a bit of Yoongi as this beach sniper version of himself)

ah kuina trans woman! shitty childhood but she did it

okay fuck so i was thinking that we always get some backstory before a character dies, so when we got Nigari's story I was like is he gonna die? but thought maybe not yet but then he did die and now kuina also got to tell her backstory so agh she's probably gonna die soon too

oh bald guy has this sort of body posture because of sitting on his computer all the time? of his wording about freedom even through death and this land or whatever is so good honestly. "for me, I have no past" but if he kills kuina I'll slaughter him myself

not Arisu fighting for life and strength again cuz of his flashback to a trio moment T.T

omg did kuina beat him?? don't die don't die don't die pls

oh they're insinuating that the stoic new number one leader is the witch?

ohh he's called Hatter because he was a hatter. and he and stoic new number one knew each other

this episode is so fun because we have so much chaos and so much backstory for side characters

oh Ann really ot whacked so quick

Favourite episode so far

Ep 8 (May 20)

Fuck it, I'll watch the last ep of the season too. how the fuck am i supposed to not?

oooh dead Momoka and her friend (Asahi) were taking recordings/vlogs? I hope they show what the two of them were always secretively talking about

oh come onnn i wanna know

so stoic man Aguni is not the witch? well he did kill Hatter okay

what's Aguni's motive? just kill everybody so that they don't hope of leaving the place? cuz he knows it's bogus?

bro didn't they have 15 minutes at the end of last episodes, what time do we have left now

was Hatter's gun empty? i thought it kinda looked like that when shooting but wasn't sure

oh what the hell Asahi is the dealer? so is that the thing they were talking about on the vlogs like "the man" and took them to "the place"

lmfao seeing the elf man do nothing but just watch from the balcony above everybody and see his reactions occasionally is so funny like oh. that's us the viewers

oh aguni going to agun/fire with nagiri omg

bro why is the sword tattoo man's words so beautiful and haunting it really does read like the way of somebody who belongs to a cult though

okay okay okay let's see what the recordings have

ooh so those mask people during taggers were also dealers

bets? oh it's D:

oh the game masters are even more fucked up here than in squid games fr these poor girls and the game masters' laughter while they're dying like i think the fact that it's so casual and crowded and not even given all the attention unlike squid games which had these horrific games as an Event makes it worse too

it's like 2am and I'm the only one awake in the house so this stuff is making me really scared

omg all the game masters are dead too? laser burns

oh the drawing that blond elf found has come to use

ohhh finding all the numbered cards means those people who aren't game masters but above dealers all died. so they were also in the game in a way

I like how the blond elf man's expressions are always of mild curiosity and a hint of smile. evil man I kinda like you

oh the executive Mina D:

that was fucking insane

Overall:

I think this is a fun show with cool games, intense moments, and some fun characters (specifically Kuina, followed by cool climber girl and Arisu. I also like scary elf man - Chota).

I binged the whole 8 eps in 14-ish hours, which I haven't done in a long time, so that shows just how engaging this was! Something that helped with that though was that the show wasn't very deep, it didn't take much thinking, some characters were good but I wasn't invested in them. So this surface level enjoyment + the threads of anticipation made me able to binge the show quickly without having to really sit with it for a few hours. Which is fine, just a contrast to something like Squid Game which I love so dearly and really burrowed into me.

Also, I finished watching this at like 2AM and the last 2 episodes had me frightened at the end when I had to go to the bathroom and then sleep lol

Rating: 7/10

Season 2

Starting this the next evening and I also haven't done any work since finishing season 1, just hung out with my friend. It is what it is.

I looking a bit at reddit and I spoiled myself about the ending reason of why they're in the game just a bit. Apparently they're in limbo (accidentally got spoiled) and there's a meteor that hit Tokyo and the writer was confussed if the bathroom scene in ep 1 s1 happened of not (this was spoiler that I sought out). So I guess they're all already dead from the meteor? Let's see I suppose

Ep 1 (May 1)

interesting parallel to Arisu playing the video game at the start of S1 Ep 1 as the killer and now running

King of Spades - just shooting at everybody

insane car chase and crash

The Tatta or whatever guy keeps hesitating, it feels like he's gonna die in the game they play or something

Ep 2 (May 2)

the king of clubs was a rockstar in the original world?

it's a life or death game for the citizens/kings as well so they're not quite the game masters

butt man is showing a lot of butt fr

it's dumb that this fight between Arisu and Usagi is taking up so much random screentime

bro why the fuck is the 100 point guy just walking out of range of the pole bro what if somebody just runs and battles you bruv, he should at least have been given 600 points so that he has a chance cuz man I'm thinking he's gonna die like so soon

damn are they gonna make us sympathetic to Nigari and then kill him off or are they gonna make the characters sympathetic to Nigari and give him a reason to betray them, which he will so that he lives

this must've been so intensive to shoot without ever showing this man's dick

man wouldn't it be fucked up if they all somehow survive except Tatta who has 10k points and didn't volunteer to be brave by going to the opposition pole

nah Arisu even told Tatta that he loves his positive attitude bruh no way Tatta's gonna make it out alive right

bro you did fucking try to rape her last season you fuck

bro Nigari is weak and dying and Usagi is strong and fast and capable, are we really doing this right now again?! i looooooooove the "bad guy tries to rape girl and she's saved by main guy love interest" trope it's so good every time and never boring and never annoying and never unnecessary

agh they're stopping in the middle of the game rip

Ep 3 (May 21)

I'm gonna stop watching this as soon as the game ends and whoever needs to die dies. they keep ending episodes on cliffhangers, so I can't rely on myself to stop when an episode ends

lol Tatta backstory, he's boutta die frfr rip

oh my god Tatta really fucked up a guy

okay so Tatta will sacrifice himself for the team to make up for his past mistakes?

on a reddit thread, I read a comment that Usagi was badass in s1 but had some damsel-in-distress moments in s2 and I guess randomly having to be rescued by Arisu here is one of them

is Arisu tricking the king of clubs by sweet-talking him, does Arisu know that he has more points or something like is another player gonna pop up hold hands and together they'll beat Kyuma like what's going on with this handshake and intensive talking

ohh Tatta sacrificing a hand just like he disfigured that guy's hand back then but he probably will also die bc of all this fucking bloodloss

hm Kyuma said so they finally lost, so that means they've been playing before? But they said this is the first time they're playing the king of cards or whatever right.

oh if someone wins all the games, then they just become a citizen

Kyuma's death is very christlike

oof Tatta's death has been foreshadowed for a while but still it's a rip

jack of hearts

damn they're really set for life with this game and food lol

so is the jack of hearts a random player or a citizen, I wonder?

I like this evil fake-nice girl she's terrible she's evil she's a killer. idk if she's too obvious as the jack or not though

poor bullied guy though first he got beat up by the bully -> then got told to kill the bully off by someone else -> then thought he was being recruited into a team but is getting killed by them oof

i like the girl in red but she chose the wrong fucking group to ask as 2nd choice T.T

the jack of hearts troop all ended up killing each other ah

the crying overall dude being the jack would be wild lol he's the only non-suspicious one left (well the abused girl also)

pls elf man whose name i can never remember is so funny "looks like I'm screwed"

Ep 5 (May 21)

Not only did I not stop in the middle of last ep, I'm also continuing to watch the next ep agh it's 11pm when will I actually figure things out

oh hoooo so the 2 most suspicious ones are gonna die this round? and I'm guessing that elf man just gonna guess correctly

okay interesting outcome but the endless talking and explaining is like bro dialogue

i don't get Banda and suit man's convo like "why are you in this country and here playing this game" like huh? cuz you don't wanna die i guess

bro when elf man walked out by himself i thought for a second that he was Jack since the other two didn't walk out with him like what

aw Kuina is also leaving, so we really just gonna get Arisu and Usagi? be serious

this filming of a settlement reminds me of dystopian novels for real, specifically The Knife of Never Letting Go and Station 11

ooh the fireworks?

man fuck she really died before we got to hear about the fireworks?

oh alive Aguni

Ep 6 (May 21)

man fuck I missed my Memrise streak cuz I was too preoccupied with this show agh and also obviously haven't done any action work rip yet here I am starting a new 1h+ ep at 12am

was the high school girl flashback the girl who was shot at previously or this new girl who is with Aguni

oh the girl with Aguni I guess

wtf is that shot we get to see up her skirt or what

i wonder if we'll get to have the lovely trope of new girl wants male character's attention and then her and usagi will have a little fight off because ofc, esp since she used to be boy crazy. prove me wrong pls

that's so fucked, I forgot kids could be here

lmfao plsss Aguni also used Arisu as bait, first elf dude and now this. these Beach executives will forever use Arisu as this

Oh, I just understood what is meant by "limbo" right now. i was like how did everybody die but only these people are here and they're playing games for what reason but I'm guessing all the people who were able to go to heaven or hell just got sent there, which is why everybody disappeared. however a certain percent were in limbo and their behaviour in the games will determine whether they go to heaven or hell afterward?

Time really is strange here how is every building covered with this much moss and tress and vines

I kinda don't get this game, like if the challengers become queen team and then queen team wins, do the challengers on that team win or lose? like can't they all just tag each other and become queen team so that they're all queen team by that round and win? i guess then they haven't defeated the queen and so they haven't progressed?

oh i see, so people do stay with the queen but they have to keep playing with the queen

Ep 6 (May 21/22)

Idk what to call this date cuz it's 1AM on May 21 but I haven't yet slept or taken break from binging

Also this is the longest episode yet ah 75 minutes

the queen of spades death of jumping is quite pretty

man I feel like I should like this couple more but I just don't care yknow

oh diamonds is wit. have we played a diamonds before?

bruh number 2 is king of diamonds? so we have mira and number 2 who are higher members, though mira is def higher than #2

horrifying sulfuric acid deaths like what happened to 1 laser shot quick deaths bruv

bro this explanation of how elf dude chose the number is so dumb

oh elf dude was a doctor? but why are we getting his backstory now is he gonna actually die this round wtf um

oh true number 2 could know momoka was a dealer and the witch

oh, mira says "at last it's our turn" so is she also a face card citizen?

finally an end of an episode that I can actually finish watching on ah it's already 2am again rip

Ep 7 (May 22)

2 episodes left, it's 5pm the last day of the long weekend, still haven't done any homework/chores but i did do a lot of driving okayy hope it's a satisfying and fun ending

queen of clubs (team) kuina and ann my girls yayy

now why are my girls saying "just a few more games, we'll make it to the end" that just speaks trouble

oh deadly dodgeball

okay at least they survived this yes cool girls leaving as the blimps are aflame behind them

okay sad we won't get King of Hearts but think we might get queen of hearts since that hot air balloon is still up. i wonder if it'll be Mira

what the fuckkkkk Niragi elf dude can't die by his hands right? like he survived everything by himself and nearly died so many times no way Niragi of all fuckers is taking him out

this gun-off between Niragi, elf man and Arisu is so boring goddamn just kill Niragi why are we fucking having this long ass convo be serious

is Niragi's shot really killing Chishiya >:((( agh he deserves a more interesting death than to die by Niragi's hand and then this fucking monologue

bro wtf so did Chishiya die after that monologue and then what? it's just him closing his eyes and then immediately us getting fucking Niragi monologue? but no right like we didn't actually see his proper dead body right he wasn't still and non breathing?

Kuina saving Ann yes girlfriends

bro the blimp isn't fucking down yet don't celebrate so quick aksl;dfj

omg fireproof king of spades

why can't someone scale the walls and try to just shoot him in the head

fuckkkkk Heya and Ann within a few seconds of each other D:

sorry Aguni just punching and dragging the king of spades and throwing him around is killing me so bad he's so funny and then he just keeps

bro where's fucking Usagi with her gun or smth why does she keep getting fucking injured every time except like the queen of spades thing

nooooo Kuina tooo my beloved the stabbings D: and Usagi too?

nah did Aguni miss D:

i need king of spades ripped apart limb from limb for real for real seriously

oh brother Aguni is actually invincible lmfao

damn they really blew up that bomb huh

so will the blimp finally come down or nah is the king of spades still alive wtf

damn wtf does the king of spades mean by "sorry. that was the only way i knew how to save you" as his dying words

Aguni's mission to kill king of spade fulfilled and Hatter finally came to him in a hallucination to dissuade him from killing himself

noooo Ann and Kuina sharing dying promises of being friends if they meet again T.T

I wonder why Aguni-Heya and Ann-Kuina's deaths and relationships are all more important and touching than Arisu crying over Usagi's injured body like why do i not give a single shit

oh okay Chishiya elf dude isn't quite dead yet

Arisu's reiterations that he's gonna protect Usagi are so boring like bro you and your friend group are protecting each other, that's what y'all do. When Usagi was protecting him during the queen of spades game or whatever it wasn't like she kept saying yeah I'll protect you! the fuckass hero having to protect the female love interest all the time and repeatedly talking about it is fucking annoying

as expected, Mira is the queen of hearts

Ep 8 (May 22)

an hour 20 minutes longest episode, hope it answers everything pls

Aguni, Kuina, Chishiya, and Nigari are still alive and waiting

damn are these 2 the only competitors

why is Mira stalling so hard man

Is Mira lying or is this the truth about 1000 years into the future and VR? I feel like on reddit someone was like "at least it wasn't stupid VR"

oh lol she was kidding x2

oh Mira created 7 of Hearts, so did the face cards create the games

hmm is this "it's all in your head and you're creating memories, Arisu" this correct, no right? like me knowing the answer about limbo and meteor hitting Tokyo is making all this a bit anticlimactic and meandering

oh interesting very elaborate mind games

actually not that interesting,this boring mindgame is being stretched out so much. talk less stupid stuff and do more or talk about real actual things nowwww we're legit at the halfway mark of episode

Arisu and Usagi love confessions and romance so boring goddamn

ohh so the last time they cleared all the games, that's when the face card masters cleared all their games and chose to become citizens

denies: Aguni, Heya, Kunai, Chishiya (lol his I think), Niragi, Usagi, Arisu

accepts: the pair from Jack of Hearts,

aw, Aguni and Heya :<

ahhhhh Kunai holding Ann's hand and saying let's go back together

so are they assuming they get to go back to their own world now? if they decline?

20 minutes left before credits ah will they wrap it up properly

ohh they were all there that day when the fireworks happened - but I'm assuming just the new players? and not the face cards bc they've been there since before?

and then got fucking blasted by meteors along with everybody else (or is it meteorites? what's the one where they actually hit the planet)

wait, so Arisu did live after the meteor explosion?

oh never minddd so the whole borderlands thing happened already? but in a single minute where Arisu died/was stuck in limbo?

so whoever died in the game also died in real life but if you made it through all the games then you did get to go back, though what happens to those who become face cards? Do they die irl too?

ohh so they're all getting to meet each other again at this hospital. Chishiya and Nagiri (why did this fucker not die man), Aguni and Heya, then I'm sure Arisu and Usagi will meet too

all their injuries irl are the same ones they got during the games

omgggg Ann?! I was like oh no Kuina gonna be by herself but nah Ann has also been resuscitated and Kuina's mom also here

I actually don't really get the time because it's been 2 days or a week and they're all just waking up, so did all of them briefly die or what? Like Ann was just resuscitated but it's been a few days. Maybe it's not that you have to die, just that you have to be unconscious?

also I justttt realized they don't have memories of the time lol before I was like oh? Why did Heya say she doesn't know Aguni? bruh my stupidity. I think it's cuz Nagiri and Chishiya spoke like they know each other

why is there Joker on the table

Okay, the conclusion did conclude and it also made general sense.

Overall:

This sequel was worse I think... but interesting it its own ways too. I liked getting more Kuina my beloved <3 and also Chishiya's parts were fun. The Jack of Hearts with Chishiya and team game with King of Clubs were pretty much the only engaging games, and number 2 with Chishiya was also alright. A whole bunch of games were boring and I was so meh about Arisu/Usagi like I just did not care and I feel like both characters became more boring this season?

Pretty interesting ending though, I kinda knew about it because of my spoiler consumption but yeah it made sense, though it's sad that they didn't remember each other.

Rating: 6.5/10

#ep by ep commentary #alice in borderland

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fazcinatingblog · 3 years

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i laughed at the bit in cruella when the baroness was saying what she wanted for lunch and no one else in the cinema laughed wtf shut up it was funny

#kids just didn't get it #idk #i mean i laughed hard and the rest of the cinema was quiet????#weird #anyway #also i feel like a lot of people left when the 'credits' started rolling #lmao #obviously not avengers fans #losers #i need to watch 101 dalmatians again cos i can barely remember what it was about?????#i just remember she didn't get the puppy coat and i was sad (totally not what happened and may have copied it off a comedian shhhh)#oh and the 7 minute power naps!!!! loved that #my boss would do that #shhh i am not relating my boss to an evil psycho who wanted her own daughter killed shhhhhh this is normal #all bosses are like this #shut up

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astaroth1357 · 4 years

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Demonic Pregnancy (But It Makes the MC… Problematic)

Okay, so hear me out. I know the prevailing idea is that a human getting pregnant with a supernatural kid would sap their strength and what not… But what if the opposite happened? So basically, getting pregnant by the brothers would make the MC physically stronger, but more susceptible to their sin… Oh this is going to be fun. 😈

Trigger Warning: Pregnancy

Lucifer

First noticed something was up when the MC came into his office to bring him coffee and casually ripped the door of its hinges… with one hand… by the handle…

He didn’t even have time to be mad about it because he was already frantically texting Diavolo and Barbs that there was something very wrong with the human. They’re not supposed to do that.

Meanwhile MC is in the background marveling at the newly freed door in their hand… They hadn’t even thought about it! Is this what having power is like?? Are they actually dangerous now??? Better not let it go to their head…

*it is totally going to go to their head*

Lucifer learns two things pretty quickly, (1) The human is pregnant with his child and (2) They’ve just been given access to a whole lot of power and they’re mind is set on one thing: Domination.

The next nine months for him are spent practically having to leash the MC or else they’ll go out to pick fights with anything that moves to prove their “superiority”… His brothers and even Diavolo included!

It wouldn’t be so bad if their body wasn’t still very human and very breakable… and also they’re PREGNANT, so please STOP!!

This baby, honestly, could not come fast enough… Good thing demons don’t develop grey hairs… Poor guy…

Mammon

Noticed something was up when they were chatting out at RAD and they dodged a stray ball from Beel.

They dodged a ball. From Beel. And he throws at, like, Mach 7 speed… And it didn’t even look hard!

… But being the dumbass that he is, he just thought they had gotten a lot better at their magic. It was Lucifer who saw something wasn’t right when the MC was actually holding their own against Mammon and Beel in a race.

Was thrilled by the news at first but then quickly learned that he must have infected them with Greed somehow…

They wouldn’t stop begging for new stuff! Sometimes for him or the baby, but mostly just whatever struck their fancy the second that they saw it.

He’d try to tell them no but then they’d look all sad or whine about hard it was to be pregnant and how they couldn’t do things like tie their shoes or stand for long periods of time or…

(Never mind the fact that they could bench-press Beel if they wanted to, no no, that didn’t matter.)

His nine months were pretty much spent pandering to Lucifer and Levi for more loans to keep his MC happy… and praying they’d snap out of it after the baby finally came because he CANNOT keep paying for their crap…! 😥

Leviathan

MC and Levi playing games in his room and one of their online matches got particularly heated… The MC may or may not be prone to gamer rage, but that night they got so frustrated that they snapped his controller in half like a toothpick…

They were too busy trying to frantically apologize to take notice of their sheer strength, but HE did. And he was thrilled!!

Like, sure, it sucks that he’d have to buy a new controller but that was So. Cool. Their strength was like something out of a shonen!! He was honestly fanboying too hard to question, “Wait a minute, how did they even get that strong??” The MC later went to Lucifer themselves to get it all got sorted out (really Levi was no help whatsoever) and man was he shocked by the news…

Though he was even more shocked by the sudden spike of jealousy that they seemed to exhibit afterward… Like, extreme “You better not leave my sight” level jealousy… 😣

One the one hand, he’s kind of into it because being alone with the MC is all he’s ever wanted!… but on the other hand, dude really wants some space…

He tolerates the next nine months for three reasons: (1) He does honestly love the MC, (2) Watching them break (other people’s) stuff and fight demons with their bare hands will never stop being cool, and (3) He’s somewhat afraid of what they’d do if he tried to leave so… 😥

Let’s hope the effects are temporary…

Satan

Found out something was wrong when he and the MC went to the park. He saw an old acquaintance of his and left to go say hi but came back to find that the MC had uprooted an entire park bench to squash a nosy lesser demon…

Nothing, absolutely NOTHING, he’d ever read about humans told him that they were capable of that!

Figuring this has some kind of magic origin, he doesn’t bring them to Lucifer but to their resident human sorcerer instead, Solomon…

…and THAT bright idea ended up getting the MC magic tag-along throughout their pregnancy since Solomon wanted to make "a few” observations, the lying bastard… 🙄

Even more unfortunate though, is that the introduction of Wrath into their system also gave the MC an utterly monstrous temper which didn’t help their newfound strength at all…

Poor Satan gets saddled with caring for what amounts to a hair-triggered glass cannon… (though really it’s less protecting them from the world and the world from them 😣).

Needless to say, he’s lost quite a few bookcases over the next several months…

Asmodeus

It was another night with Asmo, so another night out clubbing. He and MC were together for most of the time, but they had left him briefly to get another round of drinks… and somehow got dragging into a straight up brawl in the process.

And they WON…

Asmo brought them right to Lucifer after that. Like, he loves you sweetie, but there were like ten lesser demons there and no way a little human like yourself could pull that off without something being up.

Oh he was overjoyed by the news, but the real test was yet to come… Who would give out first? The Avatar of Lust or a very, very, astronomically horny MC…?

In truth, no one in the House ever wants to talk about what happened for those next nine months ever again… The things they saw… The things they heard… Filthy, filthy things….. 😖

And more broken beds than anyone could care to count…

Let’s just say that they’re all happy the MC was already pregnant, otherwise they’d be dealing with a LOT more demon babies running around… What a hellscape that would be…

Beelzebub

The MC was helping him move some of his weights between rooms. They were only supposed to carry the lighter ones (which really weren’t that light) but they were carrying them so easily that the two got suspicious… They tried to lift one of his heaviest barbells and, to their amazement, they picked it up even easier than he could!

They both just kind of stared at each other for a few seconds before calmly agreeing to go find Lucifer. This probably wasn’t normal…

What pregnancy even was had to be explained to Beel since he doesn’t really understand humans and he only needed one thing confirmed…

So, they’re eating for two now?

And boy did they act like it! The MC’s appetite practically tripled as the months went on and he did his best to keep up for them. He even missed a meal or two for the first time in his life because he was so preoccupied making sure his MC had enough to eat… 😣

Their tastes also got weirder as time went on… At one point they asked for Solomon’s cooking which nearly had him “Nope-ing” out of the relationship right there. He stuck through it to make them happy, but he couldn’t watch them eat it… Even he has his limits, MC… 😟🤢

Wants the baby to come out already if for no other reason than he can finally go back to being the biggest eater of the House again. Having to work around two is a nightmare for everyone…

Belphegor

Would you believe he straight up didn’t know for weeks?

Like, they told him they were pregnant a while ago but all the pregnancy seemed to do was make them really sleepy…

Combine their naps with how often he’s dead to the world and it just never got brought up. 🤷‍♀️

That was until the day it was his turn to vacuum the common room and the MC was resting on the couch…

“MC, can you move? I need to get under there.”

“Hm? Oh, sure. Let me help.”

They then proceeded to get up and lift the couch with one hand like they were Beel or something!

He was, perhaps, slightly miffed that they didn’t think it was necessary to mention they had gotten a butt ton stronger for like a month, but you know…

Belphie has probably the easiest time managing his MC anyway because ALL they want to do is sleep. At most he just has to take on the responsibility to remind them to eat and move around a little.

Lucky bastard always gets off easy… 😖

#obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios #obey me imagines #tw: pregnancy

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beelzegrub · 3 years

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How would the brothers react to an MC who wakes up shouting from nightmares?

Love this request anon tysm I’m gonna smooch you

MC Who Wakes Up Shouting

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Lucifer:

Lucifer loves to give the illusion of privacy.

MC knows their room isn’t soundproof, but assumed it muffled noises enough.

I mean, nobody had said anything, so surely they didn’t hear the creek of the bed as MC shot up in their bed. Or the shriek that tumbled from their mouth night after night. Right?

Wrong.

Lucifer has a house full of brothers who cause trouble 24/7, his ears are like, specially tuned to pick up signs of distress.

Of course he hears the shrieks, and the creeks, and the sighs, and the tears. He hears all of it. But he won’t bring it up. He’ll wait patiently for MC to open up to him.

And when they finally do, he’ll be there. His arms open and waiting, that smug smirk on his face,

“Finally decided to come to me? It’s about time. I’ve been waiting patiently for you, MC.”

His smugness is forced. Dude was super worried. He’s the avatar of pride though, so. MC can’t know.

Incredibly relieved when they come to him and does all he can to help.

Mammon

Mammon knows.

He’s up late most nights, and He’s close enough that he hears the noises coming from MC’s room. He might not be the brightest bulb, but he can put two and two together.

Absolutely won’t be direct about it. I’m not convinced he knows how to be direct.

Instead, when he hears a shout, he’ll burst into MC’s room, demanding they wake up and entertain him, or find some other way to distract them.

He will “accidentally” fall asleep in their room, so they aren’t alone.

Lucifer will scold him, but since Lucifer is in the know of the situation, goes easy on Mammon. The others don’t.

But Mammon is used to use playing the bad guy, so it’s easiest for him to handle things this way. As long as he can be by MC’s side, he doesn’t mind.

“You’re lucky ya got such a nice guy like me, coming to hang out with ya all the time like this. You owe me!”

Leviathan

My man Levi always has headphones on and is dense as a brick. He has no idea.

Until one night, MC falls asleep in Levi’s bean bag chair. He decides to let them sleep.

It’s not like he cares about disturbing their cute sleeping face or anything!! It would just be more annoying to have to wake them up!! Yeah. It’s easier to let them stay!!

When He finally decides to call it a night and climbs into his bathtub. He settles in and closes his eyes.

And then MC screams. Like, ACTUALLY screams. Naturally, Leviathan snaps up and immediately screams in response.

MC and Leviathan stare at each other, both too shocked to say a word. After what seems like hours, MC breaks and starts apologizing and sniffling, tears coating their face.

Levi’s charisma skill is way to under leveled to handle this kind of situation.

But then he hears the footsteps in the hall. He can’t let anyone else see them like this! This moment is his!

He tumbled out of bed and promptly exits the room, leaving MC even more shocked than before. A few minutes later he returns, looking extra bashful.

Silently moves blankets and pillows on the floor next to MC and sits next to them.

“I told them we got scared playing a horror game. They’re gone. I’m sleeping here because I feel like it. That’s it. But… if you wanna talk or something while I’m down here, I guess I can do that.”

He’s trying his best.

Satan

Satan finds out by accident. He and MC are cozied up in his bed, them resting their back against his chest as he reads aloud from a book.

They’re both comfortable as this is a usual occurrence.

Unfortunately for MC, this particular book had a passage about night terrors.

Like, graphic descriptions of night terrors.

Satan was no fool. He felt MC tensing up as he read to them. He inhaled deeply and closed the book, setting it aside.

“I already have a good idea of the situation, but I’d like to hear it come from you, MC.”

MC knows they can’t lie to Satan, especially now.

They explain the situation as vaguely as possible, not wanting to cry in front of Satan.

Satan doesn’t pry. He nods once and then picks up a different book and continues as if nothing happened.

Later though, once MC has left, he starts gathering all the information he can about MC’s predicament. Mostly remedies and coping mechanisms, but also causes.

“If I find there to be a… traumatic reason for MC’s ailment, I will be sure to pass judgment on whoever is responsible.”

Asmodeous

Asmo notices the heavy bags MC always seems to have.

Not one to easily give up in his desires, he pesters and prods them day after day.

“Sweetie, why not try this eye cream? Maybe this special sleep mask? Oh! I know, how about-“

MC cuts him off mid tirade one day. They tell him it doesn’t matter what product they use because they never get enough sleep. It was just wasting product and would be pointless.

Not getting any beauty rest? Oh, how you wound him, MC.

“Let’s have a nice spa day, maybe that’ll help you relax!”

Moves on to pestering about the spa day.

MC finally gives in, and has a wonderful time. They feel so completely relaxed, they fall asleep in Asmo’s glorious tub.

Ohhhhh nooooooo. Has MC fallen asleep??? Whatever shall he do??

Absolutely his plan. Asmo steps away to prepare the bed for MC to have a perfect nights sleep.

Then he hears the Yelp, followed by splashing.

Rushes into the tub fully clothed to comfort MC.

“Oh darling, oh no. You’re alright. Come on, come with me. Let’s get you dried off and into some warm clothes.”

After the excitement of the night has worn off, Asmo will offer as many spa days or sleepovers as MC needs.

Beelzebub

Listen the Attic Club Sandwich? Napping is like their main club activity. Along with keeping Belphgor awake, that is. Beel has seen it happen often.

But he was the first to actually witness MC’s problem.

All his brothers had gone out,leaving just Beel and MC. They had fallen asleep on the couch. From what he’d heard, MC had a rather hard day. He didn’t want to wake them up, so he tried his best to not tear through the kitchen like he usually would. Every move he made was as slow and quiet as he could manage.

Unfortunately, Beel’s efforts were in vain. He had his haul in his arms and mouth, ready to return to his room to eat so he wouldn’t have to worry about the noise, when MC’s body shot straight up and released a bloodcurdling scream.

He immediately dropped everything in both shock and concern, rushing to MC’s side. He kneeled in the floor next to them, His eyebrows furrowed with confusion.

“What’s wrong? Are you hurt? It doesn’t look like it… I’ll call Lucifer. Hell know what to do. “

MC had quickly reached out and grabbed onto his hand to stop him. Tears streaming down their face, they shook their head fervently.

Beel halted his efforts and watched MC’s face.

“No Lucifer? …. Okay. I’ll just sit here with you until you feel better then.”

Belphgor

Bestie, Belphie’s whole deal is sleep. He’s known from the very start. He just didn’t care to do anything at first. He might even be guilty of sending a few nightmares directly to MC.

But after… well…. The “incident” things changed. MC’s nightmares got worse. Much worse. And he knew exactly why. He knew exactly who was responsible. He knew exactly what they entailed.

It hurt. Being reminded of that moment over and over and over. If it hurt him this much, just how much was MC suffering?

Something had to be done.

One night, Belphie’s eyes snapped open. MC was having another nightmare. THE nightmare. He heaved a heavy sigh and dragged himself out of his bed, trudging to their room.

He didn’t bother knocking. He knew they were asleep. He opened MC’s door and stood there, his pillow tucked under his arm and watched what he’d done to them.

MC’s eyes were tightly squeezed shut, fists clenched, and hair damp from sweat.

As he approached them, he heard the quiet whimpers coming from their mouth as well

An intense guilt settled over him as he watched. Something HAD to be done.

That night, Belphie had climbed into MC’s bed and soothes them the best he could, using the power his Sloth sin granted him. The nightmares would eventually stop after some coaxing from the youngest brother, and then he’d return to his room as if nothing happened.

And he’d do that as long as he needed to. Anything for MC.

#listen I know the lengths aren’t even and I’m sorry #asmo is my least favorite and I think his is the longest LMAO #he’s just the easiest to write for followed by Levi #obey me #shall we date? obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me mc #requests #tw nightmares

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codenamed-queenie · 4 years

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#BatsInQuarantine

I am going insane. So I poured my restlessness into one long and very detailed post and got super into it. Please enjoy this hot mess.

The Justice League, being the well-meaning virus-proof Super Friends that they are, took one good look at the news, one good look at their non-powered friends Ollie, Bruce, and their families, and collectively decided that these normal humans must be Protected At All Costs.

Now, keep in mind, Bruce is never one to roll over when it comes to being benched.

However, he understands the importance of social distancing. He knows he needs to set a good example for his kids, and keep up appearances as Gotham’s Most Responsible Multi-Billionaire.

So. Quarantine it is.

But how are his kids handling it?

Dick -

100% on board in the beginning. Gotta do the Responsible Thing. Gotta set a Good Example. Besides, guys, this is gonna be Fun. Quality Family Time is always a Must.

He lasted 2 days.

Then he started to get twitchy.

And as everyone knows? A Trapped Dick Grayson is a Feral Dick Grayson.

He bounces off the walls.

Literally.

“I have to climb.”

“Dick, no.”

“I have to climb everything.”

Has scaled the manor 16 times already. Has climbed the chandelier. The banister. Bruce. The roof. The Cave. Anything in the house that’s been bolted down and especially anything that hasn’t.

Duke found him clinging to the wall 10 ft off the ground like Spiderman and screamed so loud it shattered glass.

Desperate for news of the outside.

He thrives off of it like a starving man.

Was the one to suggest he and Barbara take a break to Social Distance from each other (”Sorry, babe, kissing spreads germs”) and experienced Instant Regret(TM) approximately 5 minutes after.

The Family has labelled him a Flight Risk Level 1 (Most likely to say f**k it and make a break for the outside world)

Jason -

Accidentally got trapped inside the manor with the others when Bruce called Shutdown. If he had his way, he’d be chilling in his favorite safe-house right now, binging The Witcher with Roy and Artemis, and not worrying about finding a stray brother in his sock drawer.

But he’s nothing if not an opportunist.

The way he sees it, Jason has 3 options:

Self Improvement

Self Isolation (See Duke, Cass, and Damian)

Descension Into Madness (See Dick and Steph)

And, well, he always wanted to try a few things. Now he’s got the free time to do it.

So he settles on baking.

Alfred’s got enough food and raw ingredients stored up to feed an army. (Not because he’s a Panic-Buying-Hoarder in times like these. But because he’s a Panic-Buying-Hoarder all the time. Just try feeding 11+ teenagers sometime.)

Uses recipes he finds off Google.

His first few attempts are, in a word, ‘tragic’.

Alfred slips him a few of his recipe cards, and Jason suddenly starts seeing Results.

Turns out he’s pretty good at this baking thing once he gets the hang of it.

Hope everyone’s okay eating nothing but pie, macaroons, biscuits, and whatever else Jason whips up.

Cause that’s gonna be the only food left by the time he’s done.

Barbara -

Self-quarantined with her dad.

They’ve been binge-watching classic black and white movies together.

It’s a fun time, but she’s started to get a little antsy. Loving her dad and wanting to be around him 24/7 are, understandably, mutually exclusive.

Calls the manor to video-chat every day.

For her sanity just as much as theirs.

Gives everyone little challenges to film on their phones and send in. She makes compilations of everyone’s submissions so they can all watch and laugh together.

Bonus points for Creativity

One comp shows the family trying to drop Mentos into coke bottles.

Dick did a handstand, and dropped his Mento from the second story balcony.

Tim did it wearing the Batman cowl. The soda exploded into his face, and the rest of the video is just Bruce’s Shrieking.

Stephanie tried it, but the bottle tipped. Everyone on camera screamed as the bottle rocketed through the front window.

She spends most of her calls having one-on-one convos with Dick.

They’ve come up with little code phrases so they can be Cheesy even with family members lurking in the background.

She thinks the way he clings to the monitor is cute.

Almost like he’s giving her a hug through the screen.

(It’s easier than letting herself worry about his mental state, at least)

Tim -

Oh this boy.

Freaked out for the first five minutes before he decided ‘hey wait, Bruce is letting me stay in my pajamas all day? Noice.’

Now he’s just vibing.

The rest of his family is Low-Key shielding him.

He Has No Spleen, you see.

Steph: “Someone could cough on him and he could die!”

He just goes about his day, playing Animal Crossing like there’s no tomorrow, tinkering on projects, taking naps, etc. Living his best life.

Meanwhile there’s always someone lurking behind him, keeping watch, keeping him safe.

Dick sneezed within 5 feet of Tim once (the fact that he was on top of the dusty bookshelf Tim was perusing is irrelevant)

Jason still full-body tackled him the second Tim’s back was turned.

No one with any symptoms--

Like, any symptoms. They don’t even have to be Corona-related.

--is allowed within 10 feet of Tim.

Tim has been wandering the manor for weeks, now, without seeing another human being.

(He sees Dick on the ceiling sometimes, but that doesn’t really count)

He’s been trying increasingly drastic pranks and shenanigans to draw someone, anyone, out.

But it doesn’t matter how many times he steals Damian’s sword, or sets fire to Jason’s brownie bites.

Nobody wants to risk it.

Cass -

No one has seen her since quarantine started.

Everyone is approximately 87% sure she’s somewhere in the manor though

Because she does eat the meals Alfred leaves out for her.

Or at least someone does, at any rate.

(Jason and Santa top the running suspects list)

Santa was Steph’s suggestion. For some reason it snowballed.

It’s assumed that Cass misunderstood the meaning of ‘social distancing’ and took it too far.

But no one knows for sure.

She is Tim’s Guardian Angel.

People who so much as clear their throats a little too loudly anywhere near him suddenly wake up on a different floor of the house four hours later.

Duke came closest to spotting her while he was up in the attic.

Either that, or there’s another Creepy Sister everyone forgot to tell him about living up there.

She is silent, and watchful, sticking to the shadows, but she does leave the occasional note out to brighten her siblings’ day.

Things like ‘helo i love u’ and ‘hop u ar ok’ mostly.

She is bound and determined to protect her family from this invisible threat, no matter the cost.

Steph -

Like Dick, she was Super Pumped at first.

(Just kind of showed up at Wayne Manor before quarantine was enacted. The original purpose of her visit is unclear, but regardless, she’s Trapped.)

Also Like Dick, her descent into madness was swift.

She is impossible to pin down.

Not like Cass or Damian, who’ve stayed off the grid, and are therefore Untraceable.

No. She’s impossible to pin down, because she never stops moving.

Switches seamlessly between Zumba on top of the Giant Dinosaur in the Batcave, and furiously knitting Alfred (the Cat) a sweater with a pair of Tim’s used chopsticks.

Braided everyone’s hair while they were asleep.

Even Bruce’s.

She tried to do Tim’s, but somehow blacked out and regained consciousness in the attic.

When she woke up with a scream and a furiously twitching eye, she startled Duke out of his Makeshift Fort he built out of old cardboard boxes and antique furniture. He’s had to resort to finding a new hiding place.

Sometimes, on the rare occasions she does sit still, staring off into the distance, she’ll suddenly start laughing hysterically. This may last between thirty seconds and thirty minutes, depending entirely on how long it’s been since she’s knitted a cat sweater or done cartwheels through every room in the house.

Blew up the greenhouse out back, somehow.

Everyone has agreed not to talk about it.

Some people were built to handle prolonged time inside their homes.

Stephanie Brown is not that way.

Damian -

Damian Wayne Cannot Be Contained.

At least not inside the house.

He took off thirty-six hours into quarantine.

Thanks to the security equipment around the borders of the Wayne Estate, he can’t escape the grounds.

(He’s tried and failed multiple times. Jason and Bruce have a running bet on how many times the perimeter alarms will go off per day.)

(Jason is winning.)

He wanders the grounds with Titus as his only companion.

The two of them run laps, practice drills, and find ways to occupy their time.

No one’s entirely sure what those ways are.

In fact, nobody knows exactly where Damian is at any given time.

Only that he is Out There.

And he’s the best security system Wayne Manor’s ever had.

So far, he’s stopped five groups of civilians scaling the perimeter walls before the lasers and electric nets even have a chance to deploy.

They were trying to break in and steal supplies.

(Even ones they already had in surplus. Like Toilet Paper.)

He’s also stopped Dick from escaping twelve (12) times.

Drags him back by his shirt collar and deposits him on the welcome mat.

Usually with a note for Alfred/Jason, requesting more fruit tarts.

Duke -

Did not leave the attic for two weeks.

Then Steph discovered his hiding spot (read: was dumped there by Cassandra) which forced him to relocate to the basement.

Yes, it turns out Wayne Manor does have a basement.

This was a surprise to Duke, who always thought that the Batcave was Bruce Wayne’s basement.

Alfred keeps him supplied with all the necessities:

i.e. food, magazines, assorted pastries from Jason’s latest batch, usually straight out of the oven.

Duke also snagged the Manor’s Alexa.

She has become a sort of ‘Wilson’ to Duke’s ‘Chuck Noland’.

She is his only comfort. His only ally.

He’s determined to wait out this quarantine, doing his best to avoid the others.

Duke has seen these people under pressure.

He knows exactly what he’s dealing with.

Duke: “Alexa is the only motherf****r in this madhouse I ever respected.”

*offended butler noises from the other room*

Duke: “And also Alfred.”

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another-fantasy-world · 3 years

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The Bets

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GIF isn’t mine

Pairing: Elle Greenaway x Fem! Reader, Jemily

Summary: A little session of betting stupid shit with Morgan, Garcia and Dr. Reid gone wrong. or in which Elle and Y/N join the Mile High Club

Warnings: 18+ Mile High Club. (Which means light smut okay?) Brief Classic CM violence. Jemily cuteness and soft Elle.

Word Count: 2,016 words

Anyone ever wondered what it’d be like if Agent Greenaway worked with Agent Prentiss? I don’t think we were ready for the amount of POWER these two would have if they did work together. The amount of death glares and sass towards assholes and misogynistic men-

also, the lack of Elle fanfics is now considered a crime-

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It all started when you walked into the bullpen, bee lining to your desk, setting down your stuff and immediately hearing Morgan’s chuckles and Garcia’s giggling while they huddled around Reid’s desk.

“Ohhhkay? What is going on? I understand that like, there’s no case yet today but it’s waaaay too early for you guys to be giggling.” You furrowed your brows at them

“Nothing is going on cutie pie. You just made me win a bet. “ Garcia looked smug while Morgan just glared playfully

“How was I supposed to know that they didn’t have fun last night, much less leave a hickey?” He says, referring to you and Elle

Being the only couple who’s been formally approved by Hotch, Strauss and the HR, the both of you were proud of your relationship. Elle often comes in after you because you make her fetch your coffee in the morning, and you often disappear during lunch because you were off on a food run for her.

And don’t even get me started on her glaring at men who had the audacity to flirt with you, then smirking when you turn them down with an emotionless look on your face. She was yours and you were hers, and you both weren’t afraid to announce that.

“Oh we did. Just not last night. It was this morning.” you nonchalantly says, shrugging your shoulders

“Did you know that morning sex is better than evening sex? Men can experience a daily 25-50% differential in testosterone in the morning, translating to a huge appetite for early sex. For women, however, significant changes in testosterone don’t happen daily, but monthly, with the largest increase happening mid-month during ovulation and that increase is not nearly as dramatic as what men experience...” Reid rants, making you all stare at him, not moving so as to not interrupt him.

“Thank you Reid for that interesting fact, where did you even learn that?” you ask him, you were truly curious as to where the doctor reads his facts when it was apparent that he hated the internet.

“Encyclopedia.” he states, a little giddy from just sharing what he knows.

“Psst. Lovergirl. Here comes your own personal devil.” Derek wiggled his brows, pointing with his eyes to the door, knowing that it’s Elle you just smirked and laughed.

“One, Lovergirl? Really? You couldn’t think of better nicknames?” You started, turning around to get your coffee from Elle, kissing her cheek

“Derek called you the devil.” You whispered to her

“What?” Elle playfully shoves Morgan

“Hey! No snitching!” He whined

Elle just gave him a pointed look before turning around, her desk just in front of Reid’s. She sits down before stealing your coffee. Your lips barely open to complain, but closed immediately when she gave you that same look she gave you earlier today when she was sipping...something else. With wide eyes and tomato red cheeks, you mumbled incoherent words before just walking away, embarrassed. You even forgot that she stole your café made coffee, all you could think of is Elle’s lips on yours, slowly kissing down-

Your cheeks reddened even more when you heard Morgan guffaw. Pouting slightly, you directed your attention to the stack of paperwork piled on your desk. You sorted them out first before actually doing it. A few minutes pass by and you feel a presence behind you, then they block your light, indicating they were tall and buff...

“What do you want Morgan?” You sighed out, closing a case file, moving into another one. Wanting to just finish and come home with your girlfriend and just cuddle.

“Bet you can’t make Elle blush like she did you.” He proudly stated

You looked at him with a ‘I’m so done with you’ face, you could see that he was serious and you just sighed, you might as well entertain yourself.

“You wanna put money on that?” Famous last words.

Morgan put 50 bucks on the line and you just couldn’t resist, you went on with your day as usual, frowning when you sift through tons of paperwork, dragging your feet just to get coffee from that damn awful coffee machine and finally, asking for Hotch’s permission to go out and get lunch which he approved, getting your keys, kissing Elle’s cheek, rushed out and went to that one food chain that both you and your girlfriend loved.

Girlfriend. Such a common word, but you and Elle made it special. All the emotions and feelings compiled in a 10 letter word, all the pain, tears, blood (you got shot protecting her and she slapped you when you woke up just because of that. But that’s also where she first kissed you, so no complaints really), pining, and happiness you guys went through just to get to this point.

Arriving at the BAU office, you hurried up, shifting your weight from one leg to the other as you watch the numbers go up anxiously, the line stretched on and on, making you at least 5 minutes late. Elle gets cranky when she’s hungry, and for your sake and the rest of the team, you hurried your ass up.

When the elevator finally arrived at your floor, you rush to Elle’s desk, who’s now glaring at the computer screen.

“Bubba~ I’m so sorry. Here, I’ll make it up to you” You set down the paper bags on her desk, you made sure to get extra just to make it up to her.

As you set down the paper bags, you discreetly leaned down, placing your lips right beside her ear and nibbled on it a bit, your hair providing the necessary curtain of privacy you needed. You quietly moaned as you briefly whispered a few profanities into her ear before straightening yourself up. Smirking at how red Elle’s ears and cheek are, you looked over to Morgan who was now staring, dumbfounded.

You smiled smugly at him, lifting your hand up and motioning for him to give you his --well, your money. He frowned before slapping the crisp 50 dollar bill on your hands, huffing in annoyance.

“You betted on me?” she gave you that ‘no non-sense bitch face’ thing, and your blood ran cold. You could remember what happened the last time she gave you that look. You weren’t able to sit on a chair properly for weeks.

“Oh- Uhm. Erm. You just eat your food yeah? I have paperwork to finish.” You turned to get away from her, but she tugged your shirt from behind.

She puts her palm out and looks at you expectantly. You pout at her with your pleading eyes but she just raised her eyebrow at you. You groaned and went to give it to her, only to be interrupted by JJ.

“We’ve got a case?” You ask her, discreetly slipping the bill in your back pocket.

“But there’s only 45 minutes, 15 seconds and 3 milliseconds left.” Reid whines

“Sorry Guys. Hotch says we’ll debrief on the jet.” She says, walking off holding the files while Emily lifted both their go-bags to her shoulders, following JJ, making you roll your eyes at their obviousness.

You looked at Elle and she stared back at you, smirking and nodding at each other before hurrying to gather your stuff.

Once everyone settled in, Garcia popped onto the computer screen and she explained the details of your case. There were multiple strings of suicides following a major highway, but there were a couple items missing. Jewelry, electronics etc. You concluded that it’s most likely an organized unsub, who steals and framing the victims as suicide, but in multiple ways. 3 women were hanged, four were shot in the head, 3 shot in the stomach and 7 stabbed, yet there weren’t any blood trails around.

After the debriefing, the team settled down, deciding to take a nap during flight. Reid was curled up in the couch, his book in his hand that’s draping down to the floor, Hotch with his head on the table and Rossi with his head leaning on the window, Lastly, Morgan who was reclining his seat, slept with his earphones on. JJ and Emily are nowhere to be seen so you just assumed that they were cuddling somewhere.

No words were spoken. Both you and Elle just basking in each others presence. Occasionally sharing opinions on what you think of the unsub, and then she just stared at you with a look in her eyes.

“Elle? Bubs?” You ask her, you always were the one for nicknames, you made one up as soon as you met her, and how it slowly changed from scary girl, to pretty girl and now to Bubs and Bubba. It really amazes her.

“Come with me.” She whispered, dragging you to the plane lavatory.

She locks the door and stares at you. You gulp as the two of you were pressed against each-other in a tight space. She wraps her arms around your neck, pulling you in a passionate kiss, like she was afraid you would suddenly vanish. Sadly, both of you need air, pulling away for just a second before your lips attach to her neck, being careful not to leave marks, You really don’t think Hotch would like the thought of the two of you doing each-other in such a public place with him in a 20 mile radius.

After a few moments filled to the brim with muffled and silent moans, euphoria, smirks, punishments and hair-pulling later, the both of you fixed yourself. When you both looked appropriate enough, Elle opens the door to a JJ who’s also opening the door to the other lavatory right across yours, with a panting Emily sitting on the toilet.

You peeked over Elle’s shoulder and seeing the scene in front of you. Safe to say you were shocked. Really shocked.

“Emily’s a bottom?!” You whisper-shouted in disbelief, making both of them blush and your girlfriend chuckle.

“Guess who owes me a hundred bucks?” She smirks at you

“Noooo. Ellie. Please, I bring you lunch everyday!.” You pleaded as you follow her to where you were previously sitting.

“Uh-huh, No backing out on bets remember?” She pulls you to her side, hugging you from her seat. She rarely shows affection in public like this so you usually ingrain it in your memories, take notes or just plainly cherish it, living in the moment.

“But a hundred?”

“You won fifty from Morgan earlier and I want it back.”

“But I won that fair and square”

“You used me to gain that money Bubs, I don’t like that.” You grumbled but gave her a hundred bucks anyways, smiling slightly when you remember that she’s the one who buys the coffee for the both of you anyways.

“Hey, uhm-”

“Everyone knows.” You and Elle simultaneously replied when JJ and Emily sat in front of you

“Honestly, did the both of you think that we wouldn’t find out? We’re profilers for heaven’s sake!” You deadpanned, playfully glaring at them

“I think we did a pretty good job at hiding actually.” Emily scoffed

You glanced at Elle, barely containing your laughs before returning your sights to the couple in front of you,

“Em can you help me with something?” “Jayje? Can you come over? Sergio needs a babysitter” “Em can you pick Henry up? Michael needs a haircut” “I played a lot of scrabble with some girl named ‘CheetoBreath’” You mimicked the both of them, pretending to be talking to someone on the phone.

“Okay! Okay! Stop. Stop-” Emily playfully glares as she and JJ both have red cheeks.

You and Elle continued teasing the couple for a few more minutes before moving from topic to topic, ranging from double dates to near death encounters that scared the shit out of your girlfriends.

It’s moments like this that make your gruesome job bearable, the teasing, the laughter, the feeling of family. You could never imagine yourself working with other teams at all. And that, in your opinion, is what makes the BAU indestructible, no matter what the consequences may be.

#elle greenaway #elle greenaway x reader #Criminal Minds #criminal minds x reader #jemily #cheetobreath #criminal minds imagine #jennifer jareau x emily prentiss

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NCT 127′s Guide to Taking Care of Mae

1. Make sure she’s well fed

“Food’s here!”

The members cheered when they heard the manager. They’ve been in the practice room for a while and needed a break. Everyone gathered in the center of the room and handed out plates.

In the corner of his eye, Doyoung noticed Mae fiddling with her chopsticks. She had a small portion of tteobokki on her plate, and nothing else.

Every time she tried the reach for a portion of food, she glanced at their managers, who eyed her hands.

He sighed and started piling more food on her plate, despite her protests. Doyoung could see the managers glaring at him, but frankly he could care less.

“Doyoung hyung I’m on a diet.” Mae said to him softly, trying to push the food away. He clicked his tongue.

“You’re already skinny enough, you need to gain weight if anything.”

Mae relented and let Doyoung pile food on her plate. She took a bit of her tteobokki and hummed in appreciation.

“Thank you Doyoung hyung~”

2.Make sure she’ll well rested

“Hello everyone! Welcome to-” “shh”

Haechan lowered his voice. “Hello everyone. Welcome to Haechan cam with a 37.5% viewer rating.”

He moved quietly through the waiting room. The group was getting ready for another performance.

“Aigoo...”

Haechan frowned. Mae was taking a nap on the couch, hair and make up done and her outfit ready to go.

She was sitting on Johnny’s lap, the latter gently weaving his hands through her hair.

“Mae has to go through hair and make up first since she can’t change with us...”

Johnny made a “shhh” motion with his hand and smiled down at the girl.

“Lets let Mae have her rest, okay?”

3.Give her a lot of attention

“Jaehyun hyuuuuuung!”

Jaehyun let out a little “oof” when he felt the small girl tackle him. He was recording something for the NCT YouTube channel when he felt the girl hug him.

He giggled and pulled her close to him, “How may I help you Mae sshi?”

“I just wanted your attention.” She said, staring at him with her bright eyes.

Mae had seen him taking a break and took the opportunity. He grinned and looked at the camera.

“Our Miyoungie likes to get attention from her hyungs~”

4. Play games with her

“OH COME ON!”

Mae did a little dance as Mark pouted. He had lost his fourth game of Mario Kart in a row. The other members were watching in amusement.

They made a deal that the loser buys the group milk tea and he didn’t want to accept his loss.

“Okay you definitely cheated!”

“How can I cheat at Mario Kart?”

“I don’t know but you did!”

The two continued to bicker about the game. It only took Johnny separating the two to end their argument.

“Mark you remember my order right?”

“Yah Lee Haechan!”

5. Make sure she’s safe

NCT 127 navigated their way through the crowd at the airport. They had a schedule in America and had landed in Korea a few minutes ago.

Yuta had a tight grip on Mae’s wrist and the two of them moved around.

“Ah!”

Mae made a noise when she tripped and fell to the floor. One of the fan sites accidentally hit her leg, causing her to fall and nearly get trampled by the fans

Luckily, Yuta quickly helped her up. Once he was sure Mae was fine, Yuta glared at the crowd, giving a silent warning to those around him.

He wrapped an arm around Mae and quickly ushered her away towards their van.

6. Make her food

“Mae can you come here?”

Mae was Taeil’s official taste taster when it came to food he cooked and new recipes he wanted to try out. Today seemed to be a new recipe for ramen.

She always loved Taeil’s cooking and always watched him when she had the time.

She skipped over and patiently waited for Taeil to finish cooking. Taeil lifted his chopsticks and quickly fed Mae the noodles. Her eyes lit up and gave him a thumbs up.

“Master Moon never disappoints!”

7.Make her laugh

Mae clutched her stomach as she watched the performance in front of her.

It was NCT World Field Day and she was currently watch OFN doing their fan performance. Jungwoo’s expressions made her burst into giggles.

She could always count of Jungwoo to make her laugh.

She started laughing harder when Jungwoo started approaching her and cawed at her.

“Why are you coming near me?!?”

8. Work Well together

“Yah! That team is too strong!”

The group has been divided into groups and Haechan and Mae has partnered up. Complaints were immediately through into the air.

“Can’t we separate those two?” Doyoung complained. He’s been at the end of Maechan’s teamwork and he didn’t want to go against them again.

Mae and Haechan high fived. “Maknae power.” Mae said, a mischievous glint in her eyes.

“Why is it you always work well together when you’re teaming up against us?”

“Survival of the fittest and Haechan and I are strong.”

9.Hype her up

Mae was doing her solo shoot for their magazine shoot when she heard cheering behind the cameras.

“Mae you’re so cool!”

She giggled when she saw Taeyong behind the staff cheering her on.

“Thank you hyung!”

The staff laughed as Taeyong kept yelling compliments as the shoot went on. Mae was getting embarrassed at this point.

“You look like you came out of a manga!”

“Taeyong hyung!”

10. Give her hugs

Mae and Winwin were cuddling each other on the couch. Their shoots were over and were spending their break together.

“Winwin hyung you give the best hugs.” Mae said, snuggling into his side. Winwin smiled and patted her head. She was one of the only people he like having physical affection with.

“You give good hugs too.”

The two sat in silence and they watched the other members get their pictures taken.

“I want a hug too!”

“No Haechan! Winwin hyung is mine!”

11. Give her lots of love

“Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!”

Mae entered the meeting room only to see her members singing to her, a cake on the table.

She smiled as she was guided by Jaehyun to her seat and clapped to the best of the song.

“Quick make a wish!”

Mae quickly blew out her candles as the other members cheered. She got startled when Haechan snuck up on her and put frosting on her cheek.

The group then crushed Mae into a group hug, with her squished in the middle.

“Mae we love you!”

“I love you too!!”

#nct 24th member #24th member of nct #nct female addition #nct female oc #nct au #nct female member #nct dream female addition #nct dream female member #nct 127 female addition #nct 127 female member #kpop female addition

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