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My boss came out of hospital this morning and had to scoff down her breakfast because the ambulance was outside waiting to take her home.

#bless #good night Tumblr xx #oh i finished hofas and now I'm onto Eddie Betts' book #shhh don't remind me he's a Carlton player #he's one of the good ones #he's one of the rare shining lights at the carlton football club #it's just Eddie Betts and Daisy and Faz and Adam Cerra and

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holy shit your guy

BIG BOY ON FIRE

#this is beautiful #within several minutes of each other #bless #cutest little puppy #cody Weightman

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Round 6 AFLM footy tips

"battle of the prison bars and Nathan Buckley" round

Saints vs dogs (2 guys 1 cup cup)

Crows vs bombers

Pies vs port

Carlton vs Giants

Lions vs cats

Weagles vs Freo (derby darby river)

Swans vs suns

Norf vs hawks

#aflm #footy tips #why am i tipping Carlton #wait i don't really like Giants tbh #they're mean #and they think they're so cool and popular and really they just hand out orange work vests and #they're cheating #All their fans are tradies (do not correct me)

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Happy 2 guys 1 cup cup

#aflm

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No offence but the "go dogs" looks so weak and forced as if he's been getting welcoming messages from pies fans all week and he's like OH NO I'M STILL A DOG I SWEAR SEE LOOK I GOT A DOG TATTOO and he points to the patty blue eyes tattoo on his chest and

#i mean it's not even in dog colours #IT'S IN BLACK AND WHITE #he's written go dogs in BLACK AND WHITE #I'M NOT READING INTO THINGS TOO MUCH #HE'S COMING TO THE PIES #ALERT THE PRESS

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Happy Thursday!!!!!!

#we've got $5 billion dollars apparently and we're going to blow it all on Bailey Smith #i support this #i need something to get me interested in footy #replace the Trent and ginni holes in my heart #replace the Faz hole in my heart that has a great barrier reef wedged in it

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The receptionist is starting (again) tomorrow apparently and she's only staying with us for 8 weeks then she's going to Europe and Sophia already has a receptionist lined up for 1st July, fkn really guy's wife 🙄

And other stuff happened today and I had to ring sophia a few times, plus the senior accountant who's in charge plus the clients to reschedule appointments plus the clients again to change things plus

And trying to send tax returns out

And trying not to laugh when Tony discusses anything with Woolworths guy

And actually laughing when Tony looked out the front window and goes "oh my god I thought I saw [Woolworths guy] there was an identical twin out there"

And

#good night Tumblr xx #and i had to get to a comedy show at 6:15 oh man #i felt so much better after Melanie Bracewell #plus also a lemon lime and bitters #wait she's on Tumblr #Just tag her next time Jesus #she was so funny #oh my god #but i did crack up so much when she talked about the accountants above the towing place #Laura come on that's not the joke #comedian: 'accountants...' me: HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY

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#is this faz

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"is Trent here?"

"Bianco??!!!!?????!!!!"

#Harvey Harrison #Harvey killed Trent #That smirk confirms it #Trent dressed up as the joker on Halloween??? HARVEY IS THE JOKER #I'm still mad at Harvey for that one comment last August #how dare he be surprised that I'm asking where Trent is #Trent is very popular and his fans wanted to see him #people came to that night specifically to see Trent

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Yeah I'm fine, my boss just told me "there's blood coming from her front or back end" can I go home

#oh man #no it's the middle part you're perioding---- LAURA SHUT UP

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Daisy's cat is smart

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WHAT ARE PORT ADELAIDE DOING, THEY WANT OUR PRISON BARS AND TRYING TO STEAL OUR MAN????? that's it, this just got personal

#wait till Eddie finds out about this #they think they can host a port Adelaide function with OUR MAN #i can't believe this is happening #what next? Tyson goldsack comes out and says zak butters is allowed to hit people???? #unbelievable #this isn't right #come home Bucks #did Bucks win a premiership for that mob?? no wonder he likes them so much #so his life isn't empty #he polishes his best on ground medal in a premiership win every night #as opposed to the best on ground medal in a grand final loss which the dog buried somewhere in the yard #sigh #we never should've pushed Bucks out the door #he debuted Trent baby surely that was enough????? #seriously though i was fine with the prison bars but this Bucks thing has crossed a line #this just opens the door for Carlton to get Faz to host a function before Carlton vs Collingwood

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#embarrassing #oops

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Trout hat... trout socks... trout earring... just need to find the perfect trout shirt to complete... my troutfit...

#sam Evans wrote this

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bilf (book i'd like to finish)

#hofas #i have three chapters to go!!!!!!

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Tumblr, did I tell you that the receptionist who left last November is coming back like tomorrow or next Monday or who knows

#there's no computer at the front desk though #like it's just a screen #also she's studying accounting and when she was with us she wanted to be doing more accounting work instead of just admin #and she got a job as a graduate accountant last November but now she's coming back to us and #does she know that we've now got 53 accountants and her chances of doing accounting work has been reduced to minus 30% #does she know that the accountant doing the banking and post officing currently is also tasked with driving Sophia to and from the office #stopping to get fish and chips on the way home #she might like that #i mean she'll hate having to escort Sophia to the front door and carry in the walker and #wait would sophia want her doing that? because i think sophia would prefer a tall strong man to drop her home #and then if there's any lightbulbs that need changing or bins to be taken in/out or jars to be opened or #no but the receptionist would LOVE getting $90 from petty cash every Friday #idk #is it worth it #depends what Sophia wants though #like who she wants to drive her #if i had a car would that be my job????? #technically the post officing and banking should've been me when Jenette left #I'm still a baby though #no one wants to pressure me to get a licence #Erandi tried and gave me the number of a driving school and i called them and #they called back and they wanted me to pay in cash and the guy wasn't even in the office and he had a bunch of other weird requests and

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List of reasons why I can't move back into my parents house:

There's no never ending bowl in the pantry with chocolate in it (and I can't create one, they'll KNOW)

They'll hate the overnight oats that I do like once a week because it has chocolate in it and it's just

It'd be hard to leave the house to go to... a football if that football isn't Collingwood (them: "where are you going?" Me: "um football" them: "but Collingwood aren't playing today" me: ... Them: .... Me: .... Them: "is that a navy blue jumper?" Etc)

They'll worry about me if I'm home later than midnight (there's been more than a few occasions where I've gone to a football or comedy or movie and have gone to queen st Macca's afterwards and it's all safe, I've walked from la Trobby to flinders at night, and if there's no trains, the uber is around $20 but they'll WORRY... about the Macca's)

If I'm home later than 6pm on more than one night, they'll ring up Sophia and demand why I'm being kept in (no I'm joking but they'll worry about that too)

I don't know, Tiko (the cat) might bite me

I'll have to move ALLLLL my stuff (bed, clothes, desk, computer) back to my parents house and then have to move it all back out again because they've already told me I can only move back in "temporarily"

How long is temporarily

There's no pool

I didn't swim in the pool in winter anyway

I might take too many Thursdays off and Sophia will start to question if I have Thursdayitis (no Sophia I swear I was just about to leave the house but a 2 year old came and I'm sorry)

Having to explain that no, I can't stay for dinner, Faz is cooking me pizza at his restaurant.... In Moonee ponds

List of reasons why I went mute when Tony was talking about his apartment not having a car park:

#you idiot Laura that was your chance!!!!!!! #that was the opening!!!!!! #Tony: yeah when i work from home i have to keep moving my car because it's only 2 hour parking around my place; me: oh ok #what i should've said: hey are you interested in moving somewhere with its own parking spot #sigh