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What Type of Lover Would They Be? 💌🍓🖤 (Pick a card/Tarot love reading)

Hi it's Lunadream❤️ This is a reading on your person and the type of lover they are/would be like with you!👀💋 hope you find your message🌸

Notice: Only take what resonates because the most important thing is your own judgement!♡ If anything doesn't resonate, don't worry! It's not your message right now <3 (Entertainment purpose only. All rights reserved)

Now, shall we begin~? ^w^ Think of the your person, and pick whichever pile that fits the energy you're feeling~🌸❤️

Pile 1🍫

Pile 2🥛

Pile 3🥀

Pile 4🍓

Take your time and choose carefully with the heart~♡

On to the readings —> 💌

Pile 1🍫

Sign energy: Unexpected, Activity, Soft spot, Energy, Hold, Lilith, Chiron, Libra, Gemini, 1st house, Vertex,🎶💃👿🤵‍♂️

👤Your person's energy: Oh my pile 1 your person is fiesty😂😂 There is a lot of passion and energy to this pile, I know this is about your person but I am also getting some fire energy from you guys🙈🔥 Some of you could be aries, leo or sagittarius placements in your charts, my pile 1's are so irresistible!!🥰 Now this person has a lot energy physically, I feel like they can do a lot without getting burnt out, probably can work out often. On their own this person can be forward and a little impulsive but they also have a very gentle side.🥹🩷 This person tends to be direct in their thinking, for some lf you this person curses a lot😂🤬 Physically they have a certain charm about them, because they can look mean yet soft and sweet at the same time?? It just kinda comes off as hot tbh😂😭 Oh and prominent signs in their chart are Libra, Gemini, and Aries. They have a mars mercury feel to them, they could talk fast or bluntly. They do have an unexpected dark side to them, maybe they have a soft image but then they're a devil in disguise omg😈 Nothing bad but, they have another vibe to them that's really passionate and aggressive even?? Maybe they have a bit of a resting b*tch face but you think it's so cute😆 Oh hold on I'm just getting something, you guys may see this person as the love of your life, you're soft for them🥺💞💋 Other people may think they're bad news but in your eyes they're literally the sweetest thing ever.🤭🌸 This connection could be on hold for some of you, there is some sort of barrier between physical touch with this person right now for some sudden reason. Maybe someone is into healing music? Music could be healing for this person. You like the way this person thinks, they're like a cute little devil to you.😂 They may look really adorable to you when they're angry, some of my pile 1's want to marry this person💍💕 They could be toned/strong physically, random but their hand grip is very strong? Like they can open a jar or crush things with their hand?😂🫣 You may be able to spot them easily by their hands. Honestly this is just so cute🥰

🌹What type of lover they are with you: Target, Winter, Remedy, Listen, Unafraid, 11th house, Sun, 3rd house, Sagittarius, Saturn,🎱🩲🤬🫐 Lol wtf are these emojis help- Umm so your person would be the type of lover that's like a best friend, they might would want to be friends first before getting into the relationship with you.🙃 Despite their forward approach to communication, when it comes to you they would be the BEST listener omg this is so sweet😭💖 Like they would be all ears for whatever you have to say💬 it's just so cute because it really felt like they're the type to cut people off easily when they talk and not take time to listen but PILE 1 when it comes to you they will never interrupt you🥺💕💞 They are naturally a very fun type of lover with you, they would be brave and daring in their attempts to win you over😆 Like they are not afraid to make any bold moves or mistakes.💪😎 In a relationship with you, they are like the shining sun keeping you warm in the cold winter. They may try to befriend your friends, and talk about how lucky they are to have you🤭 Your person would be giving sibling, best friend and lover energy all at once. But as childish and bright as they may act with you, they are also a very dominant type.😳❤️‍🔥⛓️ So like one minute they're joking with you and then the next they're choking with you (if you know what I mean!!🥵) Yeah also they're the kind of lover that's very handsy in a relationship with you, they may always wanna have their hand on your shoulder or other places😭 They might be a little reckless around you, simply because they get all bright and excited when they're with you🥹💖 But they are also the kind to take you seriously when needed, like they would really commit🫶 They may be the kind to tell dirty jokes with you, just throwing it out there to get your reply🫣 So basically they can be really fun and silly but also hot af with you😭⁉️ I see them smirking all the time and nudging you, as your lover they would get very intense when you two are alone❤️‍🔥⛓️ Also they may love arguing with you then suddenly making out with you??😳 AHH Yeah I can definitely see that for your person, they're the sweet and funny type but can be dominant and aggressive with you if you want it😈😰😭

💌Messages from your person: What happened? Let's take our time, I wish I could control it, Someone will love you, It's all real (Omg yess pile 1 it's reaaal🥰) Extra cards: Spell, Mean, Submissive, Mutable, Skill (Some of you may be mutable signs, Pisces, Virgo, Gemini, Sagittarius✨️ I love this connection you two have it's really something special🌹)

Haha this pile was A LOT omg!!😂🩷 Thank you my pile 1's! If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message!🥰❤️

I hope you enjoyed your reading! ʚ(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )ɞ If you did be sure to let me know pile 1 with the chocolate emoji~🍫 Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! See you in the next reading🌸🌹💌

Pile 2🥛

Sign energy: Tea, Twin flame, Imagination, Darling, Rebellion, 3rd house, Vertex, 5th house, 9th house, 11th house,🤗🪸🥠🫧

👤Your person's energy: Ah they're very attractive aren't they?? Some of my pile 2's have a lot of fantasies about this person🥺💭 This may be a twin flame/soulmate connection to you, they feel like your soul twin🩷 You may interact with this person through social media/online, I am getting lots of mirrored energy. Prominent Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, and Aquarius in their chart.✨️ I feel like this person makes you very happy, you just want to hug them😢💖 I am getting water energy from some of my pile 2's, especially neptune placements.🔱💕 This connection feels fateful to you guys, maybe you've even been manifesting this person?🙏 Tea may be significant, also for some of you this person could be from a different culture or background than you. They could also have a thirst for traveling to other countries.✈️ Maybe their beliefs are a bit rebellious? They desire to befriend people of different countries and ethnicities. They have a charming bright aura and smile made of sunshine, also you are friends with this person or want to be!!🥺🩷 This person may have a unique way of speaking or communicating with others, some people may find it strange but you find is intriguing.💬✨️ For physical appearance, maybe unique hair. They are giving an eccentric and creative vibe, they may be into unusual music or art. They have strange tastes for some of you, a lot of manifestation from this pile. If you're manifesting this person just know it's working!!🥰 The fortune cookie emoji is very promising, there is the working of fate for this connection. Soulmate/twin flame vibes take what resonates~💞

🌹What type of lover they are with you: Daily, Situation, Inactivity, Benefits, Feminine, Aries, Earth, Chiron, Sagittarius, Air,🕸🧖‍♀️🦥🧊 Okay interesting so the first thing I'm noticing with your person is that they are the type of lover to do considerably feminine activities with you, like going shopping or pampering yourselves.💅🛍💖 They may be very helpful if you two ever trave to another country, maybe they speak a language well? And you can benefit from that with your person🤭💫 You may also have many travel benefits and opportunities when you're with them, as well as learning new things. I can see that your person is the type to go pretty fast into the relationship with you, they might just start dating you kind of out of nowhere that's the vibe I'm getting from your person lol😂 They may try to take really good care of themselves, wear expensive clothes and look good just for you✨️💗🥺 There is this energy, like they may be really worried about having a relationship come to a stop or just die so like they try to do as much as they can to keep you interested every day😭 They are a bit clingy, so they are the type to have their arm around you a lot.👀💕 Some of my pile 2's this is a very feminine person when in a relationship with you, they may act as the feminine in the relationship.♀️ I do see you two doing a lot of sweet activities together, self care is something you both share.💝🪞🧼 You two could get caught up in some petty fights sometimes, but then they just hug you and cuddle you making it hard to stay mad at them🥹🙊 I can see this person being protective of you. They may enjoy buying you products for you to use, like nice bathroom products✨️🧴 Wow it's like this person knows you so well because they are into similar things, also, they may like to touch your thighs a lot. I can see them wanting to grab your leg often when you two are dating.😭😨💞 For those who this is a masculine they have a lot of understanding and respect for you guys🥺 Like they are not afraid to seem less masculine by sharing the things you love, like if it's what pile 2 wants it doesn't matter to me <3 I'm just getting such soft and sweet masculine vibes for those, this could be a sort of relationship that just happens somehow. Like situationship kinda thing.🤯 For some of you this person may be a little jealous of you?? There is some competitive energy here. Ohh but you guys make such a cute couple, like a very feminine one.😘💞💅 I can just see you two buying cute clothes and spending time doing your favorite things together!!

💌Messages from your person: So what, I like the pain, Just say the word, I'm in trouble, Don't waste your time (For some of you this person feels like a situation won't work out, they may be having negative thoughts about this connection😢 It could be a sort of masochistic view on the relationship, like they want things to go wrong for their suffering. This person may have a lot of emotional wounds, also they could feel they aren't good enough for you like "just give up on me" kinda thing🥺💔) Extra cards: Protection, True, Indecision, Slow, Trial and error (Ohh but it's true that they wanna protect and heal you guys, but they're just really confused, like they feel so slow and can't make up their mind right now!!😫💗)

Wow I didn't expect all that🤯 Thank you my pile 2's! If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message!🥰❤️

I hope you enjoyed your reading! ʚ(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )ɞ If you did be sure to let me know pile 2 with the milk emoji~🥛 Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! See you in the next reading🌸🌹💌

Pile 3🥀

Sign energy: North node, Learn, Locked, Good, Hard, Water, North node, 7th house, 2nd house, 1st house,🪃❤️😁🔗

👤Your person's energy: Ooh lovers energies in this pile!! OH MY this could be someone you are meant to be with💖 Signs for them are Libra, Taurus, Aries.. Venus placements! Oh also water signs. They could have a pretty voice, very clear and nice.🗣✨️ Some of my pile 3's will come in contact with this person soon, most likely a phsyical encounter soon!!🤗 This is a romantic option for you guys, you may consider this person to be the love of your life.💐 You feel very connected to this person, romantically this person may be committed to you in some way.💍🩷 This could be a twin flame/soulmate connection for some, there is a lot of love and attraction to this person.🥰 North node came out twice I just realized, so there could be a lot happening really soon or in the future with this person? Actually that's very promising, this is a very loving and sweet person.🥺💕 They could be a water rising, also may have soft skin. This could be someone who always comes back to you or always will, because they are linked to you in some way. It's like no matter what they will always be connected to you guys💗🔗😱 Definitely romantic feelings for this person, my pile 3's are in love with them omggg🥺 You could be dead set on marrying this person. Also you may be possessive over this person, like you want them to be yours only.💞 Ugh I can just feel so much love and need for this person, you guys are so soft for them😭 I also feel like some of my pile 3's are actually already in a relationship with this person, but not all. This person is very physically attractive, they could have venus on their rising too.🫢💋 People may consider them a good kisser? Lol dunno why that's coming through, they may have very kissable lips. Something about this person is heavy, they feel very grounded and calm. You may learn a lot from this person or the other way around they may learn a lot from you, I see a lot of growth in this person.🩷 Their physical appearance is coming through a lot, I feel like you guys just can't control yourselves around this person like you just wanna touch them so bad LMAO👐😭 Something is definitely going to happen soon with this person, lol there is just so much romantic energy thrown in my face with this one you guys love is written all over this person😂 You are also very excited about them, they make you all giddy and cute💗

🌹What type of lover they are with you: Lack, Risk, Rest, Emotional, Affection, 5th house, Eros, 3rd house, Pisces, 4th house,❤️‍🔥🪐🛎🕹 Ohhh pile 3 this gooood😍❤️ This person as a lover is passionate, romantic and caring. They will want to play and have fun with you, very teasing and charming🩷 The relationship is filled with love and attraction, they're the type to shower you with compliments and tell you how attractive you are to them🌹💖 They are very affectionate as your lover!! The type to embrace you lovingly and kiss you as much as you'd like🥺💋 They're such a flirt with you, but it's so genuine??😭 Like it literally comes from their heart and it just pours out of them how much they love you.❤️ Now this person may conceal these feelings or restrict themselves from affection towards you, they could feel it is immature or irresponsible to indulge in that as the please. (But they really want to😩) The beginning of the relationship might would start out very difficult for them to show their love, because they would be denying it. But as your lover this person would eventually let loose and give in to all the many desires they keep locked away because guess what, they can't control themselves with you🤪🙈❤️‍🔥 They are really a wild and passionate lover with you, so romantic it's crazy. The type to cuddle you tight and rest with you, taking naps with you aw🥺💞 But also they talk a lot with you, like they won't shut up or stop flirting with you😂 Persistent af. They also want to control you and have fun with you like you're their toy🥵 Also they enjoy teasing and playing all sorts of little games with you. They're the type to make you feel loved and comfortable then suddenly they pin you down and catch you by surprise😭🔞 I won't go into everything but they definitely are a very VERY passionate lover with you. Like they want to turn on a lot, very risky with you. But also emotionally attached to you, they are really sweet but also really naughty.😳❤️‍🔥 You guys are connected on a soul level, they get so hot with you oml. Oh my pile 3 they are really into you as a lover, also they're very entertaining and love your attention.👑 The dynamic you guys have is literally everything😭 They are a lover that would desire you, treat you so good, and spoil you. Warm hugs and hot kisses, also they would commit to you. Like they only see you omg, you are the object of their affections.😍❤️❤️❤️

💌Messages from your person: Anything please, I'll do, How do you think I feel? We're compatible, You make me nervous (Omg your person knows you two are like 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Also they're down for anything but also hella nervous about you🥺💞) Extra cards: Dominant, Catch, Orange, Fake smile, Tangled (Yeah they want to catch you and tie you up and much much more that I won't go into...!!!😭🔞)

This pile got crazy!! Thank you my pile 3's! If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message!🥰❤️

I hope you enjoyed your reading! ʚ(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )ɞ If you did be sure to let me know pile 3 with the rose petals emoji~🥀 Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! See you in the next reading🌸🌹💌

Pile 4🍓

Sign energy: Demeanor, View, Sight, Deep, First date, 9th house, Pisces, 11th house, Water, Eros,🛸🥳🍋😎

👤Your person's energy: You guys may view this person from social media/online, a lot of my pile 4's are not present in this person's life, they could be at a distance right now.🥲 For some of you this is an online dating thing or you could be manifesting to date this person.🙏💗 They're really cool omg, they have a unique and exotic charm about them. They could be from overseas or abroad, or have traveled a lot.✈️✨️ Some of you keep a check on this person through divinity or spiritual sources. They are knowledgeable and kind, signs in their chart could be Sagittarius, Pisces, Aquarius, and water placements.🥰💫 You have a deep admiration for this person, you may look up to them. They have a vibe about them, really unlike any other.🩷 You may have dreams of this person or that is where you see them often. This feels like someone very far away, they feel like an alien on another planet to you. That is their energy.👽🤔 Perhaps you feel very different than this person in some ways, they are mentally very attractive.💭 Some of you could be friends with this person, or they just seem like they would make a good friend. They are creative and have good ideas, you support their imagination.💡💖 This person is very fun and bright, but I'm also getting this swag about them. Eccentric and hot??😂 They just have such a fresh vibe about them, also they could have a water sign as their 9th house. Some of you watch this person from a distance like online, you may look at their page often but remain unseen.🤫 They could be a bit of a rebel, like they dyed their hair or dress different than how they were told. Something about them is just different, and you really like that about them omg🥰

🌹What type of lover they are with you: More, Doctor, Uranus, Uniqueness, Hot, 5th house, Virgo, 1st house, Mercury, 6th house, 🔚🌇🗒🏍 Lol this person's gonna get handsy with you guys- OMG so they would treat you really special, unlike anyone else.🔥 They are the type to keep wanting more more more😭😭😭 They can't get enough of you as your lover, the attractive just grows. The way they talk to you as your lover is very different than how they usually talk, like it speeds up and things get really hot🤯❤️‍🔥 They think of you a lot, also I keep getting freaky vibes so.. uh... you know what that means😳🙊 They may want to take care of you, and mantain a healthy lifestyle in a relationship with you.🥗🩷 But also when you two are together, they feel like they can finally be themselves😇 Like they can be as weird and nonconforming as they wanna be. They feel like you won't judge them, there is a lot of communication from this person as your lover. They will talk a lot with you, the kind to talk about all sorts of random things💬😂💖 In a relationship with you, this person is witty and entertaining. Like you will never get bored with their conversations🩷 They might overthink about you though, especially if they think of something they shouldnt😳👿 I can see them writing down every detail and quirk about you they love😇 They would find you so fascinating, because to them you would make them feel not so strange. Aw they would feel so accepted by you as your lover, you heal them really.🥺💞 They are the type to touch you a lot, this could be very often😳 They could like holding hands with you, also holding your waist. For some of you I can imagine you guys start dating online first, but only some.🤳🩷👀 Also they're the type of lover that loves taking selfies of you two together😍 Also just taking photos of you in general would be their favorite hobby~ Oh and uh... filiming whatever else they find interesting😳🔞 They are the kind to tell you "you're perfect" or "you look so hot" while you're just like eating chips and watching tv lmaooo also like when you're just talking about your playlist or something they just start making out with you at the most unexpected times HELP😂🥵 Like they wouldn't even give you a warning they are an unpredictable lover to say the least, but it's hot.❤️‍🔥

💌Messages from your person: I would hurt whoever hurts you, You can't control me, You can do it, I wanna steal your kiss, You know I love you (OHH pile 4 you better knowww🥵🥵🥵) Extra cards: Inspiration, King, Sugar, Unhealthy, Waist (They have some crazy fantasy about you guys oml🔞 Didn't I say they would wanna grab your waist? Well it's here oml that energy is raging that's all I'm gonna say😭)

Okayy that was fun!! thank you my pile 4's! If you feel this resonated, you may tap the heart to claim this message!🥰❤️

I hope you enjoyed your reading! ʚ(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )ɞ If you did be sure to let me know pile 4 with the strawberry emoji~🍓 Thanks for scrolling through, Hugs hugs hugs!! See you in the next reading🌸🌹💌

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Thanks for reading! \(*^w^)/💌 -Lunadream <3

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thebunniesgrim · 8 months

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Ok so wait

So, the recent episode of Helluva Boss made me...

Think.

About something.

I know, right? so scary

But oops made me stop for a second (as much as I like one could say love the episode)

Are the sinners worse than the literal 7 deathly sins?

I know it's a little early to say this considering hazbin hotel hasn't come out yet and helluva boss hasn't shown us all the 7 deadly sins, yet you know?

But considering our track record with Asmodeus not thinking lust should be forced and Beelzebub not encouraging overindulgence or overindulgence for the wrong reasons (when she tells Loona "like hey he a mess and killing the vibe k?”)

(Also, I feel like the Asmodeus thing is a damned if you do damned if you don't thing honestly there was no winning with this one viv would have gotten flamed either way. I don’t have a gripe with it either way )

Are the sinners worse than them? Like Valentino is an abuser and uses angle dust and others for his body in more ways than one. Alastor is allegedly a cannibal (can that be seen as gluttony or some other sin? Other than it being morality wrong to eat people), angel overuses drugs, husk drink to an excess Yada Yada Yada

....so, like who are the real demons?

(That was the gotcha moment the whole time.)

Hazbin Hotel pitch: "Maybe the real demons (or redemption) were the friends we made along the way *rainbow emoji*"

You're telling me that Valentino can just sexually assault folks and get them doped up on magical cigar smoke, but Asmodeus doesn't believe that diddling people without consent is just too far?

Ok yeah totally

Because honestly what's next?

Is Belphegor gonna recommend we get the daily recommended amount of sleep and to put healthy breaks in between tasks? (watch her be a doctor)

Is mammon gonna vouch for ethical consumerism and hoarding money is bad?

Wait no, let me guess!

Leviathan is gonna tell us about that envy in small doses as motivation is healthy but too much and it's not?

Is Lucifer gonna be like yo Dawgs being prideful in one's achievements is totally radical but don't be a dick about it

Is satin gonna like to tell us getting angry is ok but pointing one's anger towards other is totally uncool?

Because he'll doesn't seem like a doomed eternity it just seems like a playground, they aren't even being like damned for their sins

It's like the purge but slightly more civil

How is a sinner gonna be worst that a demon?

I am very aware expecting Viv to give us correct demon mythos is a tall order and not realistic at all, but I don’t think we can stay any farther from the 7 deadly sins in their basic boiled down forms, you know? Like money, anger, ego, sex, food, lazy, and jealously.

They are demons! You can have kind and sweet demons like minion from the Cuphead show he's a sweet heart but he still encourages the devil to be the devil

Or even king dice (not a demons but a bad person he works for the devil) he has sympatric qualities but he's still a bad guy. Same with the devil too if you look hard enough

They are still demons people have a negative connotation with them why not make them morally gray? Like “you can cut some guys arm off if both parties are into it, I don’t care just ask first” that would be kinda funny. But also, he values consent to a fault he doesn’t care about them being safe but as long as you asked its fine.

Asmodeus:

Or if like cheat days turn into cheat years idk

It just seems like the 7 deadly sins are just guys and the sinners are just worse than them

Like look at pilot of Hazbin and look all the non-sense they do then look at Helluva it’s so sanitized comparatively it's kinda funny ngl

If the sinners, the worst of the worst of humans and this is how soft the demon royales are like pilot hazbin would bully the hell (heh) out of Helluva

Lol is the pride ring just a bunch of uncivilized edgy children when everyone else just kinda looks on in utter horror? Now that I wouldn’t mind :)

small rant about the Hazbin hotel piolt

Why does Charlie call the sinners her people in the pilot?

Like I feel like her people are the hell born like her, the deadly sins, the imps, the succubus and so on

You know her people the demons and junk who are like her kin of sort?

Also why is over population such a problem? It seems like a fitting punishment to me if there's limited space seems like a good thing, no?

Are they not here to suffer?

Also why not just allow the sinners to wander the other rings? Why are they only in pride?

What's the point of the other rings? Why are they named after sins if they aren't going to be used by the sinners?

ok bye :)

#helluva boss critical #helluva boss #helluva boss criticism #helluva boss asmodeus #beelzebub helluva boss #hazbin hotel critique

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sunnydice · 4 months

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ctnt for the ask game devil emoji

😈🤘 YESS it's so sucks it makes my skin crawl i dont ship it. hater nation rests for no one.

Why don’t you ship it?

man because it's bad............................................ because it's not good because i'm tired of seeing it no matter how much i blacklist things. everyday i log on and see takes and portrayals so awful and strange and ooc it makes me take genuine pause. who even are these characters anymore i'm asking seriously. completely unrecognizable in the service of the lamest blandest version of a ship ever. the "white fave"ification of wilbur tht notoriously makes my blood boil and the fucking constant racism against cq jesus christ. tht gets in the way too lol!!

What would have made you like it?

WELL my dark secret is i actually think ctnt is pretty good. in a Vaccuum. if i think of the cwilbur in my head i do get considerably less angry, it's just always tamped down by so much of the gunk around it.

if cq was treated differently and not like an object but a person with opinions and rightful reasons to be angry. if cwilb was treated like a person with flaws and not a sanded down uwu baby ant w rutsack. if the final streams didn't make me want to grab cwilb and like. spin him at mach speeds and swing him directly into the sun. maybe someday in the future i will be able to set stuff aside but rn i'm constantly surrounded by those awful aspects that set me off and there's no sign of any of tht changing so. the despiser i remain 🗣‼️

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

i do think some of their back and forths are pretty good :] the parallels the l'manbergisms the comedy the desire to prove and be recognized. even the lnv bitchiness was pretty fun until people started lying abt all of it. again, i don't think this ship is awful at it's core i just think it's like. a little ruined for me at this point.

#huri.txt #askatraz #quackitytheduck #ask games #tnt neg #cwilbur crit #<- jic

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just-some-random-blogger · 1 year

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hello, hottie-cutie!! good morning!! how did your live sound check go? 'wait you read genshin fanfics?' hm well.. these pretty boys.. also idk anything about ekaterina but the fact my name is in genshin?? 'i have met a bunch of hannahs in college' ive just imagined a bunch of yous looking at each other like in that spider-men meme TT 'we all call kitties in the ph mingming or muning' oooh it's cute. you can call me this hfjdjd if you want. we call cats with kiskis (hope you meant it bc idk if i got you right) 'i think it has to do with the sound they make' yeah ig every language has words that imitate animal's sounds but interpret them differently. it's a cute and amusing difference. 'i hate raising my voice' so true. since i only knew how my mom expressed anger through raising her voice, now i do it unintentionally?? so i try to just not talk.. i'm really proud of your good job at calming yourself and all. it's admirable. this world is too angry. 'i hate angriness so much.' so true. 'im so annoyed im making everything so long' it's totally fine. you have life beside tumblr and it like.. takes time. so everything's fine. take your time. it's not a job or some real responsibility to have strict deadlines. dont forget to enjoy it all! it's exciting to know youre writing modern au (ok can we say wfal? anything i'm running out of symbols TT). hope it's not overwhelming or too much. 'also ive been trying not to curse' curse *devil emoji* no but if it's your goal or kind of a challenge for yourself, i respect it and hope you'll do well. but cursing isnt really bad! it's a big part of language's vocabulary so i see it as a real crime to forbid it. 'i was checking to see if you sent me a message and i was like 'oh i didnt get a message today’ ghfjdkdj lol it's funny how i've been only sending you the message when (as i learned later) you had already got up. like it was 7:40 in philippines? 'pls dont forget i will always reply to you' TT arent you cute?? thanks TT love you TT i cant really help my anxiety but im trying to calm myself with your kind words, thanks for you patience TT 'OMG YES I GOT THE NEW CHARACTER LOOK' OMG congratulations!!! so happy for you! hes hot. rip for his weakness. yk men are just never enough, its not your fault. 'i only play it to kill the enemies and to explore AND TO GET CHARACTERS' respectable. ig enjoyment is the aim of playing games? so if you're satisfied with it it's perfect. i'm really lucky my bestie didn't continue to play genshin bc the last time she liked a game, she made me download phasmophobia... and my laptop was hardly even alive... 1) it wasnt hbo it was a fucking COMPLEX SUBSCRIPTION on a russian idk browser? it has its own system with the plenty of services including the one that gives access to hbo. it just was the one they offered me to try fro free TT 2) and they NEVER replied me. no im not crying. suddenly i've read some articles on the wiki of ice and fire and all of the english cursing words are too soft to describe this PIZDETZ. the only thought i had was imsorryimsorry. like i knew about the dance of the dragons and all but later?? i still want to read the books later but it was just... idk i was just a little shocked and A LOT regretful.. i've also just started watching helluva boss bc i've seen a lot of shorts with the dad/daughter moments that made me pour my heart out with tears. daddy issues strike bad. though i've come to hate daddy kink in a way? not screaming it's disgusting why do you want to fuck your dad way but reading a pretty fic, seeing 'tell me whos your daddy' 'oh daddy fuck me harder' and closing the tab silently way. guess my daddy issues conflicted with the insecurities about being too big and these fic's always teeny-tine sweet readers... not my type ig. sugar daddies though? yeah i liked that modern sugar daddy au yk... money sounds attractive af. hope it wasn't too much!! glad to know i bring your mood up. have a nice day!! good luck with the classes (online or offline or whatever)!! love you! take care and get some rest before the homework <з

MEOW HELLOW YOURE SO EARLY TODAY???? DID YOU SLEEP 😡

LOOK AT THIS KITTY IS THIS DREAM OF THE ENDLESS IN CAT FORM? (lol just say yes even tho you dont know him HAHAHHAH)

how did your live sound check go?

T_T it was tiring. i was supposed to work out before i left for school because i work out every other day, but i woke up pretty early and so i didnt feel like working out, and it was a pretty good choice, i think, becAUSE WE DID SO MUCH MANUAL LABOR IN CARRYING EQUIPMENT BACK AND FORTH FROM THE 6th to 12th floor T_T LIKE BIG SPEAKERS AND DRUMS AND BOXES AND H:LAHF:ASF i was sweating T_T but it was pretty enjoyable i felt like i was the main character AHHAAHHAH even though i couldnt even perform like how i secretly wanted to. T_T

'wait you read genshin fanfics?' hm well.. these pretty boys.. also idk anything about ekaterina but the fact my name is in genshin??

HAHAHAHAHA YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT ME WITH MATT SMITH FR HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH my archnemesis. also

apparently this is ekaterina T_T and idk i havent been paying attention to the lore so i think she's an extra and idk anything about her HAHAHHAAH

'i have met a bunch of hannahs in college' ive just imagined a bunch of yous looking at each other like in that spider-men meme TT

T_T LOL NONE OF THE HANNAHS IVE EVER MET LOOK EVEN REMOTELY SIMILAR TO ME but its still a pretty funny thought.

'we all call kitties in the ph mingming or muning' oooh it's cute. you can call me this hfjdjd if you want. we call cats with kiskis (hope you meant it bc idk if i got you right)

yes yes! you got it right. ITS SO FUNNY YOU CALL CATS WITH KISKIS HASHFLHASF SO CUTE KISS KISS MWAH MWAH and sure you can be my muning mingming kitty kitty cat cat <3 <3

'i think it has to do with the sound they make' yeah ig every language has words that imitate animal's sounds but interpret them differently. it's a cute and amusing difference.

HONESTLY ITS SO INTERESTING AND FUNNY TO THINK THAT SOUNDS DIFFER IN COUNTRIES T_T like frog for example is it ribbit in english T_T ???? like ok but in filipino its kokak and i think it's more correct AHHAAHAHAHAH what is it in russian

'i hate raising my voice' so true. since i only knew how my mom expressed anger through raising her voice, now i do it unintentionally?? so i try to just not talk.. i'm really proud of your good job at calming yourself and all. it's admirable. this world is too angry. 'i hate angriness so much.' so true.

omg even are moms are the same T_T generational trauma coming through T_T i made that decision because of her tbh T_T [hug] anger is so ugly bOOOO TOMATO TOMATO 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

'im so annoyed im making everything so long' it's totally fine. you have life beside tumblr and it like.. takes time. so everything's fine. take your time. it's not a job or some real responsibility to have strict deadlines. dont forget to enjoy it all! it's exciting to know youre writing modern au (ok can we say wfal? anything i'm running out of symbols TT). hope it's not overwhelming or too much.

HAHAAH WE CAN CALL IT WFAL waffle 🧇 i lof it HAHAHA

'also ive been trying not to curse' curse *devil emoji* no but if it's your goal or kind of a challenge for yourself, i respect it and hope you'll do well. but cursing isnt really bad! it's a big part of language's vocabulary so i see it as a real crime to forbid it.

😈😈😈😈 HHAHHAHHAHHH. idk cursing is kinda ugly but so fun HAHHAAHAAH i love how passionate you are to vocabulary and language <3

'i was checking to see if you sent me a message and i was like 'oh i didnt get a message today’ ghfjdkdj lol it's funny how i've been only sending you the message when (as i learned later) you had already got up. like it was 7:40 in philippines?

T_T thats so thoughtful of you tbh <3 I HOPE YOURE NOT SENDING ME MESSAGES IN EARLY-LATE HOURS T_T😡😡😡😡

'pls dont forget i will always reply to you' TT arent you cute?? thanks TT love you TT i cant really help my anxiety but im trying to calm myself with your kind words, thanks for you patience TT

<3 ur cute

'OMG YES I GOT THE NEW CHARACTER LOOK' OMG congratulations!!! so happy for you! hes hot. rip for his weakness. yk men are just never enough, its not your fault.

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ur so right men are never enough /: yuck

idk i wanna show you all my pretty boys T_T

this is zhong (li) i love him he keeps me safe with his shield BUT HES SO CHATTY OSMATHUS WINE TASTES THE SAME AS EVER BUT WHERE ARE THOSE THO SHARE THE MEMORY he says that ever 3 seconds so when he dies im like , u deserved it tho T_T but i love him i was so lucky when i got him i got him AND XINGQIU at the SAME TIME

this is him he likes literature i think you'd like him

tHIS IS GOROU MY PUPPY BOY HES SO SOFT AND PUPPY BUT HES SO WEAK FOR ME BUT IDC I LOVE HIM AND I WILL KEEP LEVELING HIM UP BECAUSE I LOVE HIM

yeah and you know this dude im not typing his name because ITS TOO HARD T_T

he almost fell while i was climbing a cliff T_T he ugly for that

this is diluc with his long pony tail and hes so emo i love him

ill end with bennet because i luv him he's so clumsy and canonically, people dont like hanging out with him cos he's 'bad luck' BUT I LOVE HIM T_T

he deserves the world T_T

i wanted to share mah girls too but maybe next time this is getting too long

'i only play it to kill the enemies and to explore AND TO GET CHARACTERS' respectable. ig enjoyment is the aim of playing games? so if you're satisfied with it it's perfect. i'm really lucky my bestie didn't continue to play genshin bc the last time she liked a game, she made me download phasmophobia... and my laptop was hardly even alive...

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAAHHA i had a freind who played phasmophobia and asked if i wanted to join but horror freaks me out so i said HECK NO. WHAT IF YOU PLAY GENSHIN WITH ME HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAH <3 <3 <3

1) it wasnt hbo it was a fucking COMPLEX SUBSCRIPTION on a russian idk browser? it has its own system with the plenty of services including the one that gives access to hbo. it just was the one they offered me to try fro free TT

ah SCAMMMMEEEERRRRRSSS T_T /: HAHHAHAH

2) and they NEVER replied me. no im not crying.

it ok u can cry scammers are heartless

suddenly i've read some articles on the wiki of ice and fire and all of the english cursing words are too soft to describe this PIZDETZ. the only thought i had was imsorryimsorry.

HAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHH

like i knew about the dance of the dragons and all but later?? i still want to read the books later but it was just... idk i was just a little shocked and A LOT regretful..

lol you wanna talk about it? HAHAHAH i dont really care but that blood and cheese thing, according to one girl on tiktok, you should either read about or watch and so ive been avoiding it but idc anymore tbh

i've also just started watching helluva boss bc i've seen a lot of shorts with the dad/daughter moments that made me pour my heart out with tears. daddy issues strike bad. though i've come to hate daddy kink in a way? not screaming it's disgusting why do you want to fuck your dad way but reading a pretty fic, seeing 'tell me whos your daddy' 'oh daddy fuck me harder' and closing the tab silently way.

MY JAW ON THE FLOOR HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH. i dont know helluva boss so i looked it up. im glad you enjoy it? do you enjoy it? DADDY ISSUES T_T you like me fr but idk i dont care about what people think about what i read like im reblogging so the writer knows how much i like it you can judge me all you want. idk i dont think i have daddy issues HAHHAAHAH i just really like the idea of a man all rugged and handsome and rich taking care of me. maybe i am mentally ill smh HAHAAHHH

guess my daddy issues conflicted with the insecurities about being too big and these fic's always teeny-tine sweet readers... not my type ig.

T_T i kiss. im luv u. youre not too big. 'too' is not real. its a social construct. you're just you and that's enough <3

sugar daddies though? yeah i liked that modern sugar daddy au yk... money sounds attractive af.

HAHHHAHAHA youre talking about that fic i reblogged right? JAJA I LOVE HTAT TOO HAHAHHAH gimme me all ur cash

hope it wasn't too much!! glad to know i bring your mood up.

not at all <3 you do bring up my mood very much

have a nice day!! good luck with the classes (online or offline or whatever)!! love you! take care and get some rest before the homework <з

<3 you too my love. i love you take care I HOPE YOURE BETTER NOW WITH YOUR FEVER AND ALL

xxx

#anon ask #my beloved anons #modern!daemon anon #ask #modern!daemon nonnie

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slashingdisneypasta · 1 year

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(May I join T or D game? 🦊)

1) I'll eat the whole thing in one bite and risk a brainfreeze! Then I'll look him straight in the eyes as I snap the stick in half! Hopefully he'll get the message...

2) If I brought a boy home then he must be a very good friend! I wouldn't bring just anyone home! I'll find someone else for Jenn (seems like a good way to get rid of some creep/douche/sleezebag lol)

3) Bubba better sit his ass down and go nowhere near that thing! I'll handle the feeding!

4) Are noise conceling headphones an opinion?! Or playing music on speakers so loud I don't hear my own thoughts?! If not, I'll shut him up myself! He'll feel the rage of an s*x-repulsed asexual who didn't get a good night sleep in weeks! I will put a fear of God into him (even if he's not religious)! *Angry tired ace noises*

5) I'm pretty small and skinny so I could probably slip between Jason and Michael with them barely noticing me! Or I'm sure Jason would be polite enough to step aside for a second if I ask nicely, his mother did raised him right after all! There's no point in asking Michael, he'll either just continue to stare or even attempt to stab me, so no thank you!

6) Call me crazy but BJ! I'm not familiar enough with Drayton. Besides, my special talent is being able to ignore someone completaly no matter what they do! He'll be wondering if he's invisible again 😈

7) *runs into the kitchen at lighting speed, grabs the snacks and runs out*

8) I'll do my best to try calm Carrie down! I'm pretty sure she's more scared then I am! Such powers can be overwhelming and it's not her fault if she still sometimes can't control them! (If I fail, I'd like INK and Aurelio Voltaire to play at my funeral)

9) (I picked the Slasher before I saw the list) So now Jason is fighting Pennywise! Damn!! I wonder how that would end?!

10) There's absolutely NO WAY I'm getting any help from Freddy! I'll admit what I did to Pam! It was a honest mistake and hopefully she'll understand. Ofc I'll clean all the mess and pay to fix/replace if anything is broken

11) I'll choose truth! I'm super honest (sometimes too much) and don't mind any question they throw at me!

12) I like Jerry's style more, so I'll pick him! He better not mess it up though, or Elijah will be hearing about it!

13) The Clown does not scare me at all! I think the idea is hillarious and choose opinion B *evil laughter* I have camera ready 🎥 ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ

You can always join, Fox Anon!! Hey! ^^

Omggggggg, I love your answers so so much XDD

Omg, I think he's got it!!! XDDD

You make a VERY good point... And they're going to a better place anyway XDD Jen's stomach.

You're so brave!! But yes lets protect the Bubba XD

Get him, Fox anon!! I've got your back. From way back here, far far away from Patrick... I've got your back... but I've got it!!

Y'all have so much faith in the manners of a man who's forte is just flingin' people out of his damn way

6. Oh!! You took that class too?? XD Haha. Omg XD I love the little devil emoji you put at the end, too, so funny XDD

7. XDDDDDDDD Zoom

8. I've got you.

9. Oooh, I dunno- but I hope Jason wins!

10. Good news! That was a test- and you passed. Pamela likes you and you may befriend Jason XD ^^

11. Hey, at least people know where they stand with you! I love honest people!

Hmmmmm, here's your truth from Billy and Stu: If you had the choice to leave this universe and jump into the A Nightmare On Elm Street universe... and you got to be a dream demon with all that power, as well... but you had to spend your eternity with Freddy- would you go?

12. Oooh, do you mean the original version?? He does have good style. The red scarf?? Perfect accessorization XD Which Chucky then copied.

OOF, Jerry better do his best then!

13. Ohhhhhhhhhhh this one made me cackle XDD Freddy's is going to DIE, man!!

Thank you for playing and sharing your answers!! They're great!! XD

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noa-nightingale · 3 years

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I wrote a list about the Puppet History season 4 finale for the discord, thought I’d share it here too.

Okay first of all I have to say WHAT THE FUCK but I'll keep my yelling to the end of this list. Here we go:

- Love that the episode is 42 minutes long. - "Ready, everybody?" NO. NO I AM NOT - "my moon and stars" Awww - Sara!!! 😍 - frog croak! - It seems we have another case of "the French at it again" at our hands - Death showed up! (briefly) - the animations are top notch, as always - I still enjoy the eyebrow animations a lot - first thought when their started talking about orbs was that Ryan claimed not to be an orb guy - the thought of a rubber dodge ball hitting nuns is hilarious but hear me out: rubber dodge ball bowling them over like bowling pins - "Why is Dracula Italian?" lol - the animations for the PEZ dispenser nuns are funny but also kind of creepy and I am relieved that possessions only happen to people who believe in them - also, exorcisms are scary - "Twisted Sisters!" lolol - found the "Posphorus fucked here"! -"Alex" just Alex - Sara's little cat drawing is adorable - "While the exorcism were becoming quite the spectacle-" ✨sparkle✨ - "Guten Tag" lmao - C-dogs (best bit of the show!) - frog croak no 2 - "jelly beans for both of you!" Ryan's tiny little "hooray" was so sweet - Ryan's little laugh after "smells and bells" 😍 - the young bishop spiralling away lol - "Ladies and gentlemen" You know better than that, Mister Professor! Rotten jelly bean for not including the non-binary folks! - love that Dog's Dick is pixelated - "Possess me daddy" WHY - the Jelly Telly showed up for the first time and I was like ANXIETY - gay oars my beloved - veggie trays everywhere! - ... WHAT JUST HAPPENED - "one of those lazy shows that leaves things unsolved at the end" PLEASE - Oh my Lord that demon puppet is fucking scary. Creeps me out. - Also - the ANXIETY. PLEASE JUST MAKE IT STOP - frog croak no 3 - THE GENIE - NOOO MY OARS!!!! - "I've done it" OH YOU'VE DONE IT MISTER BERGARA - I will kick the genie's ass. I will kick the devil's ass. I will kick the Professor's ass. I will kick Ryan's ass. You better bring back the oars right fucking now ALSO WHERE IS THE EMOJI FOR ANGRY CRYING - You said no lore this season, we did not believe you, and I am also not going to believe you that the Professor is dead. Give me the next season NOW, goddamnit - But also, shoutout to Charlie and Lauren for editing this one, it was friggin' superb 😘 - And now give me back the oars or SO HELP ME I'm just... I'll need time to process all of this. That's all for now. 😭😭😭

#watcher #puppet history #THIS EPISODE OH MY GOD

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1ddotdhq · 4 years

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💀Wed 28 Oct ‘20🏡

Zayn is back, Louis has pink hoodies (sort of), Liam is tik tokking like a pro, Harry feeds fish, Simon Cowell’s surgery recovery has stalled and is going poorly (great! couldn’t have happened to a more deserving human), but we’ve got too much real news to waste anymore time on that asshole!

We ended last night with ZAYN SINGING TO US!! Beautiful black and white footage of beautiful Zayn and his perfect voice; he shows us little snippets of himself crooning James Bay's Hold Back the River and Paolo Nutini's Last Request (not for the first time on this one, he did this song before in the lead up to Icarus Falls... more on that in a minute) while reading lyrics off his phone, captioned 'Cover Sessions.' Good god but I have missed his ethereal warbling! The post alone is an unexpected blessing and a gift but the implied promise of more to come?? YES PLEASE I CANNOT WAIT. Some wonder if it could be for a Spotify Sessions, others are screaming about how Icarus Falls' drop was preceded by weeks of black and white cover song videos on instagram (when asked at that time if he was releasing something he said “yes why else do you think I'd be on here singing for you??” LOL, adore this man, but also, hello!) Anyway yesterday we got not only music and the promise of more to come, but also interaction! He chatted in comments, offering a coy 'maybe' to a comment saying 'acoustic', posting laugh cry emojis at his own jokes (“no YOU stop”), and sending love back to his happy zquad, who were of course overwhelmed and over the moon. He's cut his hair off but with all he's given us today can we be sad? It's a small price to pay. James Bay reposted the cover of his song-- “nice one man x.”

Then, Louis officially dropped his Kill My Mind Lyric drop (on the 28th!!!): the lyric being represented is “the devil in my brain”, and it is indeed a skull with a tophat over a cauldron. The new stuff features the cute little logo embroidered on various black cold weather wear items (including a sweater!) and says 'lyric drop 2' inside the collar of the shirts. BUT! There’s more! We’ve got some more wavy walls hoodies in pink lettering, as well as fuzzy red lettering and a marble red and pink design. Love it! However, it was discovered that this new merch does not ship to India or LATAM (except Costa Rica) and honestly?? RUDE!! Louis’ LATAM fans are the FUCKING BEST (no I’m not biased wdym???). They do, however, ship to Vatican City for some reason so catch the Pope in his Walls merch! Louis did respond to this issue on twitter, though, and said, “I’ll get more info on this ASAP. Anywhere else?” so dioceses all over the world will soon be able to rock out in their KMM merch. Celebtm also came back for round three to tell everyone that they were removing themselves from the narrative until January (good riddance), but not before leaving a message from Michael Straus (ugh) to Louis and his “son” (the quote marks are theirs, not mine, in case you’re wondering where they stand on the issue). Straus’ last hurrah included claims that Briana gets a direct deposit from Louis (or his team) on the first of every month, spends it all immediately and is left destitute for the rest of the month, and that neither Briana nor Freddie have health insurance. He then offered to help Louis get custody of Freddie. Um, right. I’m sure his help would be invaluable. Also, we all agree that he’s a liar and likely doesn’t know shit and is trying to make himself seem like the hero instead of the gross misogynist he is right?

A story was also released about Harry’s car breaking down in the UK over the summer. He did what anyone would do (I suppose?) and knocked on someone’s door to see if they could help. Well, it turns out their daughter is a fan, so they invited him in for a cup of tea, and allowed him to snoop around her room. They even took a picture of him feeding her goldfish! The photographer who took the picture is (coincidentally?) a professional, who has worked with Kasey Musgraves before. The fan did not get to meet him, but he signed her album, and left her a note promising to meet her at a concert, which he would be inviting them to. Harry has done some other cool things in the last few days (being politically active IS cool), and has started filming DWD in Palm Springs. He was spotted by a fan (though no pictures were released) and he signed her phone cover - it reads “Golden” with a little heart.

Harry also ignited discourse by *shuffles papers,scratches head in confusion* his endorsement of Joe Biden? Well, there were a few layers to this condemnation. The first were the people who... thought he might be a Trump supporter and were disappointed that he was not? Well, uh, clearly they have not been paying close attention, because this man has been seen this year in a BLM rally, has shouted “fuck Boris, fuck the government”, and has waved multiple different pride flags (including the trans flag!) at his concerts. IDK how that screamed Trump supporter to some people. And then there were the people who were angry that he captioned the tweet “I would vote with kindness”. The words I have seen thrown around are “disingenuous” “privileged” and “this is not enough.” Well! Harry has often been criticized for encouraging fans to simply “vote” without talking specifics; now he's endorsed a candidate, just as requested! And while no one actually LIKES Biden there is no question (in any world except absurd fandom wank circles) that this endorsement is the correct one out of the viable candidates. He is not saying that Biden is himself kind, which yes would be weird, he is saying that voting for Biden is the kinder choice and you know what? He is correct. If you think that we at 1ddotd are gonna condemn him for taking a stance against a fascist, uh, THINK AGAIN!

It was confirmed that Liam’s mystery collab is Dixie D’Amelio, of tik tok fame, and I’m going to refrain from commenting until I hear the song! Liam continues to lean into both Christmas and Halloween by doing his spooky tik toks and NOT putting jump scare warnings in ANY OF THEM, thanks so much for that one Liam, love it loads! His fun, spooky, dorky ones (in full AWESOME looking makeup thanks to MUA Abby Roberts who’s quickly becoming a regular) are amazing though, and I will miss it when Halloween is over. And Niall was on the Elvis Duran show, mid-golf game with his cousin actually, to talk about them about his concert, the venue, the cause (calling his crew “like family”), and calling out the government (go Niall!)! He ALSO took to twitter and said, “I wish I could vote”. He would also not be voting for Trump, in case anyone actually needs that spelled out.

#zayn #louis #harry #liam #niall #hey ive seen some misinformation going around from my research from yesterday #if you agree with my theory that Louis both sign and rescinded VDP forms then the central premise #is that the money he's them is NOT CHILD SUPPORT in the legal sense its SOMETHING ELSE #based on the info we're seeing this IS whats happened and this matters because in this picture he CAN'T be the father #and for all the questions of 'why hasnt louis taken briana to court'#MY question is 'if louis has paternal rights why hasnt BRIANA taken HIM to court???'#also if youre like me in quarantine I recommend checking out a youtuber called Blake McClain #especially his Walls lyrical breakdown #because for the whole like two hours hes trying to get around saying that all the songs are about Harry because he KNOWS #but also doesnt want to say it on main and its very funny to try and watch him work around that #i wont spoil how he handles it BUT ITS AMAZING #anyways!#song of the day!#Forgetting You by Cam #im not kidding when i say that Changes is one of the things i am most looking forward to this weekend #also Discourse wrote Zayns part because she had THINGS TO SAY and I LOVE THEM ALL

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madmadmilk · 5 years

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One After The One PART 2 | Tom Holland x Reader

Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader

Summary: If a fool knows they’re a fool, are they really a fool? (The answer is yes.) You weigh the pros and cons of meeting T, Blurry Boy, Tom-Holland-Imposter, but curiosity tips the scales.

Warnings: Cursing, Suspicion, some Hard to Swallow Pills, and a million blurry pics

Word Count: 6K grains of sand in your boots

“... What?”

You throat ran dry, and you’d be lying if several things didn’t just suddenly click in your mind. The pictures, or lack of pictures. “T.” His bio. It makes all makes total sense, and then it totally doesn’t.

None of that it made it any easier to believe the words coming out of her mouth.

“I… I think he’s using pictures of Tom Holland,” your friend exhales, repeating herself slowly.

…

This can’t be happening. You feel your brows furrow and face fall–– unsure of what to say or how to feel.

Tom Holland on Tinder?

No fucking way.

“... Who..? How..?” you reach up to scratch your eyebrow, hoping to stir up something to deflect her suggestions.

“You know, Spider-Man? We just watched him in that movie?” Liza starts slowly, then pretends to shoot webs, nearly bumping into her drink. “Thwip-thwip, yeah?”

You begin frown and shake your head, you wave away her hands.

“Yeah, uhm, yeah I know who he is. But there’s no way that’s––“

She gives you a knowing and cautious looking, tilting her head towards you in question. Her lower lip juts out and she pulls out her phone. You can assume she’s looking up pictures of the actor, and soon enough she has some glamour shot of him in a maroon suit.

He had glasses on. The same ones in that goddamn picture he had sent the other day.

That’s not...

You hold your phone search through your chats, scrolling past conversations and laughs, looking for that one picture. Your heads rest together as you swipe up slowly to show her the picture of him that he had sent… the one with the glasses.

There’s no way––

But you don’t say anything, solely waiting for her confirmation or denial.

“Friendly neighborhood romantic…” Liza mutters softly as she holds both phones closer to herself. “Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man…”

You take it from her and zoom in; sure enough, all those details fall into place.

Fuck.

You blink, comparing the smiles. They look identical.

But?

But Tom Holland is a A-list actor, smiley, pretty, bright and out of reach. You can’t even entertain the idea of meeting a ~celebrity~ through a shitty fucking dating app–– a hook-up one at that. It just doesn’t happen.

And the thought of him wanting to spend time with you?

“No… that’s not right,” you finally manage to say. “Uhm. It can’t be Tom.”

Upon saying that out loud, you catch yourself. You find yourself believing that it could have been him. So, it’s hard to say which part you were denying.

Liza does the critical thinking for you.

“I’m sorry, babe. This guy is lying to you.”

Liza looks at you with her big brown eyes, and you can see a little bit of pity. She nods slowly and turns away, leaving you with two phones in your hands and doubt in your heart.

“He’s using Tom Holland’s pictures, he’s not telling you the truth, and he’s not… offering you anything else about himself. You know?”

What?

You had gotten so comfortable with the idea of him, of “T.” Of “Blurry Boy,” his own person... and not with the reality of who he could be and what he’s doing to you.

The reality that he’s still really fucking suspicious, a stranger whose life and intentions you don’t actually know.

He’s definitely not Tom Holland, regretfully, and he’s probably not like any of the pictures he’s posted–– blurry, edited, whatever. And the conversations? Maybe it’s all a persona.

You don’t know a single thing about him.

Oh…

It stings more than you thought it would, even when you knew this was already a shaky start.

Liza watches you press your tongue to the side of your cheek, processing this with no argument or fight left. She feels bad having told you outright, but you both know that it’s what you would have wanted. The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

She hugs your shoulders, as you slide her phone back towards her.

You let her hold you as you try to let the shame and shock pass.

Your phone pings softly on the table.

You read the message as it glows on your screen. You scoff as soon as you check it, because who else could it be?

BB: I bet you forgot to watch the episode lol

No.

You forgot you shouldn’t trust him.

…

BB: ?

BB: Hello?

BB: Hey, sorry idk if you’re busy or something right now. Just wondering how you were

BB: 👀

BB: Sorry, did I do something to make you mad?

Yes–– no. Yeah, kinda.

You pull down your phone screen, musing over the fact that more messages might appear. He’s sent something new every few hours since your talk with Liza earlier that day.

God, you’re glad you don’t have your read receipts on.

You spend some time lazing around in bed, hair up and out of your face, your pants crumpled and kicked on the floor nearby. You suck in your cheeks as you pick up your phone.

You’ve been cycling through social media all day–– not looking at anything in particular, but definitely avoiding texts from You Know Who.

You know what the messages say, you know that he’s wondering where you are and what you’re doing, but how do you face him after your fatal revelation with Liza? How do you recover? Well, you start by sorting out your buzzing thoughts….

First, you feel fucking embarrassed. There’s a burning, nauseous heat on your face, all because you didn’t realize those pictures were SO obviously fake, and that you were kinda into Whoever He Is.

Second, you feel righteous anger, for being dragged around even though he promised. Ha ha ha. He’s one hundred percent a stranger on the internet, alright. And you’re a fool for letting yourself get strung along.

But him using pictures of a well-known, well-loved, heavily-adored celebrity?? Isn’t that, like, really fucking bold? Embarrassing even?

(Almost as embarrassing as you not noticing this, but you don’t let yourself dwell on that part for too long)

The angel on your shoulder reasons that, “maybe he’s still the same person underneath this facade–– he just looks nothing like what he has posted. You could still like him no matter what he looked like, right?”

While the devil swoops in with some hard facts, laughing in pity, “A guy or person who conceals themselves with lies is not worth keeping at all.”

And in this case, you have to agree with that flaming hot truth. You’re ready to fold those fleeting feelings, shove them in a box, and kick ‘em to the curb along with that inner monologue–– but as you said in the very beginning… if you knew you were being fooled from the start, are you really getting hurt?

The goblin of curiosity pulls at your sleeve and offers this funny sentiment, “Knowing this and talking to him should be fine if you establish the fact that you know that ‘this’ isn’t real.”

And that’s where you are now, staring at your phone, at the multitude of double, triple, quadruple texts that have accumulated through the day. You exhale, and draft up a frail response.

You: hey, sorry. I was busy

His answer comes almost too soon even while you were approaching the later hours of a long day.

BB: Hey!, no, no it’s okay. Sorry if i freaked out, I was just worried

You: what, you missed me?

BB: something like that. You’re definitely the best reason I’m checking my phone nowadays, besides work

You: how sweet

BB: actually, I took your advice. I turned on Do Not Disturb at like 9. It feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders

You: that’s great!

BB: well, I know there’s going to be a shit ton to read in the morning, and I’m still stressed about that. But I guess I’ll get used to it. Gotta save time for myself! 😤🙏(praying emoji)

You: definitely

…

BB: hey, are you okay? You seem distant

You: yeah, no. I’m fine. Just a little tired

…

BB: haha, you’re obviously not. Are you still out? Or back home now?

You: I’m back home, but it’s been a long day

BB: oh, okay! You should head to bed then. Talk to you later?

You: yeah, I guess I should

BB: good night! Sleep tight 😊 (blush smile emoji)

You: good night

The next day goes by with a few more one-sided text exchanges. “Blurry Boy” was really single-handedly carrying each of those conversations–– and while they’re interesting and you’re still replying, you find it hard to bring yourself to believe any of it. It has no real weight anymore, to your life or in application.

You can’t stop thinking about the fact that he’s LYING to you. Straight to your fucking face.

You watch the conversations in the third person and are almost impressed with the lengths that he goes to keep up with the same story. No loss of momentum, the perfect amount of enthusiasm.

But by now, he must suspect something. The way he asks leading questions in an effort to get you to speak more.

Unfortunately for him, you can’t help but be cold in response.

What you don’t realize, is that you want him to ask you what was wrong, one more time. You don’t realize that you want an opportunity to be mad. You want him to give you the chance to be.

So, stop being so fucking nice, blurry boy.

Because you’re not fucking nice at all.

You ignore him for the evening, going out to run some errands so that your hands were actually busy. You silenced your phone as you wound down again for the night, only sparing it a glance at the last second.

There are a few messages waiting for you.

BB: hey, are we okay?

You: we?

BB: yeah, sorry if i’m jumping to conclusions but I’ve felt a little special here. If not, I get it. I’d just like to know

You: you’re definitely something

BB: what’s wrong?

You take a sharp inhale, tucking your hair behind your ears, and sitting up in bed to fully type out your feelings. Your opportunity to be angry is HERE, you can go off and spit words and fight––

You: you’re lying to me, right to my face. It was fine at first, but I still can’t wrap my head around why you’re doing this to me. It feels like we’re playing pretend and just ignoring the fact that there is NO TRUST here at all. I don’t know WHO you are and you haven’t given me any idea of who you could be! You’re using fake pictures and a fake name, and while it’s been fun… there’s nothing here. There’s nowhere “we” could go from here. If you want to continue, I’m going to need SOMETHING from you, if you expect anything from me

You drop your phone in your lap with a satisfying thump. You turn away, stretching and rolling your shoulders back in triumph.

Take that, “T.”

You shut your eyes as you imagine this mystery dude opening his phone to read out an arrow you’re shooting straight at this heart. (And it’s not the good kind). You can’t ignore that it hurts your own feelings it’s a little, not in a way that’s personal but…it’s hollowing. You didn’t know him personally, no, not at all, but a shade of it must have been real. There’s a real person in there, somewhere.

You see the message sit alone, untouched. There’s no bouncing dots like usual, no rapid silly response or praise or affection. And that’s annoying. And that’s annoying that that’s annoying.

But you got the last word in, so, what else can you ask for.

You nudge your phone further away, trying not to expect more. Siting in silence for a beat, pinching your cheeks. God, you hate this self-absorbed, attention-seeking behavior–– but you can’t help it.

You let out an exasperated whine, shaking your body to let go of the lingering vibes. You pick up your phone and snuggle back down into bed, ready to sleep after some idle scrolling.

You’re ready to not have to worry about this thrilling 5-day experience, sure to be embarrassed about it later but… maybe you can make a story out of it. Though, that would only come after a long wink and the accompaniment of alcohol. God, you don’t even want to think about how Liza has probably already told K… Ugh!

PING!

You scramble as you hear the shrill bell tone. Your phone is bouncing in your hands as you half sit-up again.

A message.

You want to ignore it–– but who are you kidding.

BB: can i call you?

…

You stare at it.

Is this an olive branch? Is he reaching out to you to show you that he really wants this? That he cares enough to finally share a fucking piece of himself?

Regardless, the call can only prove that he’s not the guy in the pictures. It’ll only show you that he’s just a guy. If that.

You rake your mind to remember what Tom Holland’s speaking voice sounded like, and immediately kick yourself for even thinking it could actually fucking be him. There’s just no fucking way.

But let’s see how far off this guy is.

You: only for a second.

Your heart thuds unevenly as you prepare yourself–– only you have no idea what to expect. There’s nothing to go off of.

And within the minute that you sent your message, your phone rings. A blank contact comes up, “Blurry Boy” in white letters. You listen to the shrill ringtone, only picking up before it ends.

“Hey.”

There it is, his voice for the first time. It’s sleepy and thick, croaky even. He doesn’t sound like the squeaky and lively Tom Holland you knew from the silver screen. Though, it’s a stretch to even compare the two at all.

“Hey,” you speak demurely. Cool, calm, collected. And you wait. You want him to bring it up himself.

“What, not excited about our first call?”

Your face warms at his straightforwardness–– briefly crumbling under the pressure. Over text you could easily sort yourself out, but here…. you couldn’t hesitate.

“Well, I’m just glad you don’t sound like a 16 year-old boy.”

He laughs breezily, slightly muffled through the phone.

“Hahaha, I told you. I’m 23.”

“Mhm, well the way your voice cracked there really proves it.”

“Hey, come on now.” He laughs again, and you can hear rustling sheets and the faint chatter of music.

His laugh is quite pleasant, raspy and boyish. Familiar even. You want to imagine that he’s wooed by your maturity and confidence, by the way that a lull settles. But it’s more likely that he’s gathering his thoughts, or collecting his courage.

“This…. doesn’t prove anything,” you start slowly. You purse your lips, nervous ticks coming alive even through the phone.

For the moment, you feel shy, but shove it when you remember that he’s lying.

“I still don’t know who you are––“

“I know. I know, and I’m sorry–– I can’t tell you yet, but I trust you.”

“Yeah, you’ve said something like that before.”

”Uhm, yeah–– I… I wanted to call you to show you that I’m real and I care about you.... and I wanted to hear your voice too.”

There was sincerity there, but you don’t let yourself fall for it.

“But how long will it be before I get to see your real face? –– Without meeting you in a dark alley all alone.”

“Hm?”

“My friends are convinced that … you’re lying to me. In more ways that one. With the profile, with the pictures, the name.”

“Oh–– you told you friends–– uhm... Do you think I’m lying?”

“Maybe not all of it, but It’s a big world out there. And–– I don’t know.”

“But seeing my face would clear it up for you?”

He breathes deeply, and you can hear him clear his throat. The sheets rustle again.

“It’d be a start.”

“Mhm.”

“Make or break it, actually,” you manage to chuckle, offering him that relief. You wonder if physical attraction would be a big factor— like obviously, it would be something but…. you’ve come to know him as a person. So, do you care?

(The answer is yes, you do care, but poetically, you could enjoy his company just like this.)

BUT he is lying; if it’s not about one thing, it’s the other.

“It would definitely make me feeling a little bit better. To know that you’re not a monster under the bed, or some creep–– arguable but still.”

“I told you, I’m hot. You’ve got nothing to worry about,” he laughs with a bit of edge, treading the line.

You laugh too, tension easing. He seems like an easygoing guy, willing to be the butt of a joke with confidence.

“That has a totally different effect, hearing you say that out loud. It’s still weird.”

“Well, what do you think I look like? Based off–– based off what you have.”

“Well, I hardly have anything so…. I don’t know. I want to say ‘tall, dark, and handsome,’ but I’m pretty sure you have… fair skin, brown hair and… nice shoulders? That’s all I got.”

“You’re 3 for 3 so far.”

“You’re just saying that.”

Pause.

“Sorry it’s taking so long.”

“Yeah, you’re weird.”

You’ve already flipped the a million possibilities of who he could be. Nothing would even surprise you anymore. But listening to his soothing voice has calmed you like the way his words always have. The conversation flows over you, and you slide deep into your bed.

You pull the covers up over your shoulders, swimming in your thoughts. It shouldn’t be that hard to reveal himself, should it? You’re both investing time into this–– reckless and blind as it may be. You would need to know eventually. You’re not being unreasonable.

Right?

“If…. If I show you my face, properly, will you keep it a secret?” There’s an anxious tone in his light voice. Every syllable ended with uncertainty, as if he didn’t believe what he was saying.

“If you want…? Why?”

“I just… you just need to. Please?”

“Yeah, uhm, I can do that.”

“Thank you,” and there he lets out an airy sigh of relief. You hear rustling again, as if he fell back on the bed. Ha?

You laugh in excitement at his small promise, you rub your eye with your knuckle as you tease,

“What, are you a celebrity or something?”

…

“How did you know?”

“Hahaha, shut uppp, T. I’m joking–– I just want to match a proper face to the person I’m talking to,” your laugh trails off. You swallow softly, “I have your voice now, so… help me piece it together now, please?”

He stays silent, making you second guess the sincerity that you just showed him. Before you can take it back he starts slow and quiet,

“If I do tell you who I am, would you go on a date with me?”

Your heart squeezes, and your clench your toes. This should be no surprise or celebration, to be honest, this is the point of it all. To find love, or at least the next lay.

“Well, that depends if you’re my type,” coy, coy, play it coy.

“I’m everybody’s type.” His voice rolls, deep, rough, ringing in your ears.

You blink, your cheek lifting in a half pointed smile. You return his tone,

“Ok, well, then I dare you. Show me.”

“I will. Are you free on Friday–– Tomorrow?”

“Already setting up a date? You’re getting waaaay ahead of yourself, dude.”

Pause.

“But yeah, sure, I might be free tomorrow.”

“Great,” he laughs at your switching moods. You feel that heat on your face again, shutting your eyes tight, and he offers a bit more,

“Meet me by the beach? 9 PM?”

You scoff softly, he’s pushing it. It’s a public space, kind of not. It’ll be cool, breezy, dark… secluded.

But you could easily let someone know where you’re gonna be, and when to expect you back. Fair enough?

“Hmmm, send me a picture of yourself and I’ll let you know if I can make it.”

“Huh?”

“Think of it as insurance. Or a sneak peak,” you laugh softly, turning your cheek to rub you nose against your pillow.

He lets out a long, dry chuckle, taking a deep breath. You can hear him settle and stretch himself out too, “First thing in the morning. And text me back.”

“Sure!”

“Then... I’ll leave you to it. Good night, Y/N. So lovely speaking to you.” His voice is so heavy and warm, so close to your ear.

You’re almost disappointed that he cut the conversation short. A dark cloud of doubt looms over; maybe he needs time to fabricate a believable photo, maybe he’s nervous, maybe he’s getting cold feet.

You stumble on on what to say as you snap yourself back–– the worrying could be saved for tomorrow. For now, you’ll both savor this short, sweet moment.

“Likewise. Good night, Blurry Boy.”

You hear him exhale softly, and pull the phone away from your ear. You look at it in your hands, feeling your lips purse. Your face is flushed hot, and your stomach flips in anticipation.

Tomorrow.

“No FUCKING way,”

You open your phone first thing in the morning and... low and behold… he actually fucking sent you a picture of Tom Holland. Like he really had the guts to fucking do it.

Come on, Blurry Boy.

This is not real. No way, no way, no fucking WAY.

You heart falls at the thought of losing this ~friendship~ or whatever it is. You put time into this and now its… kind of falling apart at the seams.

You hold your squished cheeks and spin on your heel, wondering if you should show it to Liza or Ry–– to share the incredulous feelings but… You remember The Promise.

It’s not that… big of a deal, especially since this scenario is fake as fuck, but you’d feel guilty. (damn.)

And also ashamed.

You straight up got fucking catfished.

Like he really had you in the snares.

There’s no way that he’s Tom Holland, and even if he “was” there’s no way that Tom would be in your city. And even though he’s a fucking liar–– keeping this a secret for another day or two… wouldn’t hurt anyone.

God.

You fall back onto your couch, legs hanging over the edge as you stare at the picture. Your thumbs hover over the keyboard, wondering what to say…

The words come quick.

You: what the fuck, are you joking?

Come on, he had to be pulling your leg. Or expecting you to reply like that. You dont’ know what to think, especially when it takes him an hour or two to reply. Uncharacteristic of him.

BB: I’m really not

You: dude. Shut up. You’re not Tom Holland

BB: I am. And I can prove it. Come see me tonight, please

You have to scoff, nearly throwing your phone across the room. UHM, this has sirens and red flags written all over it. Akskdfdjhfad, like??? There aren’t even words to describe this frustration and obvious deceit.

You: Uhm, no no no. Call me right now

You were more than peeved now, honestly. He promised you honesty and some vulnerability, and this is just fucking stupid.

BB: I’m sorry, I really can’t. I’m out for work right now. Meetings all day. But I PROMISE you that I’m not lying.

Ok, funny. That’s exactly what a liar would say.

You don’t bother replying back, not sure what to even say besides, “Fuck you.” But you figure that silence might be more of a sting than any words you could conjure up.

How many tricks would you fall for? This is stupid, this isn’t fair. There’s nothing to redeem here, it’s over.

He can’t just drop a tremendous bombshell, and act like it’s real??

Who the fuck does he think he is?

There’s no way he’s fucking Spider-Man, dude.

There’s just no fucking way.

FRIDAY NIGHT, AROUND 6 PM

BB: So… what do you think? Will I see you later? 🤞 (fingers crossed emoji)

You: I can’t believe you’re still messaging me and making jokes. This is cruel, dude

BB: I know it seems crazy, but I’m not lying. I can explain everything! But in person would be the easiest way. I’m still running around the city, but meet me at 9

You: bullshit

BB: My name is Tom Holland. I’m taking a break in this city, and I’m looking for someone to spend time with. But I HAVE to lie low. And trust you and I want to see you and I want to spend time with you

You: You know this is fucking insanity right ?? I can’t trust you.

BB: I know, I’m sorry. But I’ll answer anything you want if you come see me

You: i don’t know

BB: well, will i see you later tonight?

…

BB: let me know if you can make it. I’ll be there regardless but…

…

BB: Hope you see you there, Y/N.

You put your phone down squinting. You’re down for taking risks and meeting new people and trying new things–– but this whole thing is just wrong. This is too unreal to even entertain. No matter how many times you say it… It won’t sink in.

He says he can’t call, he can’t send anymore pictures, he can’t facetime–– what’s with the grand reveal and security clearance?

He’s probably gonna eat your fucking face off, that’s why.

You look back at your feet, covered in fuzzy socks. Would you even get out of this blanket burrito to meet A Guy?

(Much less, a guy who definitely wants to wear your skin.)

It’s after classes and work and your social life, you don’t have anything planned for today. Your friends are off on dates with one another doing god knows what, and you’re at home comfy in your holey sweatpants with nothing but the warmth of your laptop and chatter of a TV show you haven’t been paying attention to.

Sigh.

There’s nothing to lose–– you chant over and over. Sometimes, that mentality is what gets you to move forward and try new things. Or gets you into trouble.

Haha.

We all know you’re going to get off your ass and go, but not before checking in with a few people. ‘Cos, you’re not entirely stupid.

“Time for a Tea Party,” you mumble to yourself. You resign to text the more rational of your friends, Liza and Ry.

Liza has the perfect amount of encouragement and honesty, while Ryan has the best common sense and gives expert.

Sorry, K, you’re too protective and sorry, Sam, you’re way to fucking chaotic.

GC: TEA PARTY

Liza: Ur actually going to MEET HIM??? 😱

Ry: you said you weren’t going to get into trouble

You: is he trouble?? Is this bad??

Ry: YES. he could be anyone. Do you even know what he looks like?

You: … not really. He hasn’t told me much about anything. But, this is like a chance to find out?

Liza: oh my god you should go. Just go and get it over with

Ry: I don’t know… this doesn’t sound like a great idea.

Liza: i guess, one of us could come with Y/N?

You: nah, I’ll be fine alone

Ry: you sure? We could hang out somewhere in the back or something

You: no, it’s okay. I’ll just let you now when I go and drop my location with you

Liza: Phew! This is going to be SO messy. I love it. Can’t wait to hear back from you.

Liza: If we hear back from you 👀 (side eye emoji)

You: Ha ha, this is my actual life you know??

Ry: you only live once

Liza: And pls live long enough to tell your friends what happens

You: so supportive

Liza: love you! Wear your cute undies just in case!

Ry: bring pepper spray

You: Got it

You’re thrown into a frenzy. It’s like 7:45 PM now, and you haven’t showered yet, you haven’t decided what you’re going to wear or how you’re going to get there–– and more importantly, you haven’t fucking texted him back yet.

And he hasn’t sent you anything else.

Oh, the mind games.

The way he’s making himself sad and vulnerable, but mysterious and coy.

While you get to choose to be the sucker, or the loser.

Lose, lose with great odds.

You turn on the shower, stepping into the warm steam to clear your mind.

It was made after all, you were going to meet him.

Yeah, you were going. But you still haven’t said anything.

You don’t want him to know–– so you could totally just walk the other way if you see something that you don’t like.

I mean, he knew what you looked like though. Hell, he even compared you to his ex-girlfriend, so… might as well keep the upper-hand and peer from the shadows first.

Or give yourself a head start to run away.

Though, running through sand would definitely be a big fucking obstacle.

You reach the end of the beach, standing atop beaten wooden stairs. The breeze stings your cheek, and it’s a lot colder than you thought it would be.

You’re wearing some dark high-waisted jeans and a simple pair of slip-on sneakers. You didn’t exactly know what “this” was, a date or a revelation or a sacrifice, so, naturally, you didn’t know what to wear.

Haha.

You hug yourself, your thin white billowy top fluttering lightly in the wind. Your fingers clutch at the flowery-embroidered designs on the sleeves, looking a lot like a pure maiden in distress. (Cos you sure as hell are.) You wore light makeup, and your hair was still a bit damp. The salty air was turning it coarse and wavy–– no complaints about that.

You paired this all with the bravest face you could muster

T, Blurry Boy, Tom Holland Imposter dropped this location with you, and figures that it’s on a secluded section of the beach.

You follow well-trodden paths, softly listening to music as you make your way. One earbud in. You should be thinking about a million things right now, but your mind is totally blank.

No expectations, nothing to go off of.

As you near your destination, you look out at the water. The ocean is dark and looming; you can hear her soft waves crash over your soft music. The moon casts a silvery glow, and you can’t see colors anymore. Just white, gray, and black. Shining and still.

It feels calm, like you’re watching a silent movie. Like you’re alone.

Only you’re not.

You see “him.”

A lone shape kicking sand with hands in their pockets. Their hood was up and back facing you.

Great.

You hang back in the distance, weighing your options. You could still leave–– fear fully settling in after you see an actual person where they said they would be. He seems… harmless enough, like a regular guy and–– ah, fuck.

He turns around.

You see him, seeing you.

He pauses, then leans forward to get a better look.

You freeze too, holding your breath.

There’s nowhere left to duck and hide. It’s just you and some piles of fucking sand.

And him.

Oh, god.

The figure raises their hand, fucking waving. Then they start moving towards you, picking their feet up high to trek over the sand.

Fucking hell, you could turn away now but you don’t. You let out a shrill, grating laugh and square up to meet him halfway.

Their shape isn’t getting any clearer–– especially now that they’re facing away from the moon. His face is shadowed and hard to see, but you get close enough to see him.

I––

“Hey!” he excited calls out, catching the shine of his smile…. And…. you’re speechless.

Jaw to the floor, eyes as wide as dinner plates, speechless.

He keeps talking, smiling with his eyes crinkled as he gets very very close to you. You could smell his musky cologne, mixed with ocean spray, and disbelief. His voice is low and coated with tired happiness,

“Oh my god, I’m so glad you came.”

His voice breaks at the end, broken in more ways that you can understand at this moment. You’re just so confused––??

He can’t stop grinning, eyebrows sloping downward as he lets out an airy sigh of relief. He looks up towards the sky for a moment, moonlight catching on his cheeks and nose. Glimmering.

Wait, wait, wait––

When he comes back, he does another thing you can barely wrap you head around–– he hugs you.

He reaches forward, giving you ample time to turn away (but you don’t), and hugs over your shoulders. You felt a human weight on you, the side of his hoodie smushing against your face.

And… you slowly hug back around his waist. Your left hand awkwardly pats his back as he mumbles,

“Sorry, this is too much. Sorry, God. Thank you.”

He doesn’t make any motion of moving away despite his words. You can feel his warmth, and slightly desperation in the embrace; something that feels a lot more intimate than you were prepared for.

“Thank you.”

“It… It’s okay,” you murmur back, doused in shock. And shock is better than terror, right?

You pull away, squinting your eyes and making a face. His hands fall off your shoulders, and quickly shove themselves into his pockets. He gives you a moment. A well needed moment. When you open yourself back up, your brain is able to process a few more things.

He’s standing there in some dark denim jeans, clad in converses, which seems like a horrible decision for the beach, a dark green hoodie pulled up over his head, another horrible decision when you’re meeting someone for the first time on a dark beach, and a denim jacket, enviable. His face is softened and friendly, lips pointed in a gracious smile, while his dark eyes twinkle even in the shade.

He senses your uncertainty as you eyes fan over his face. Your jaw was still hanging open too. He pulls his hood down, ruffling soft brown hair in an inadvertent dramatic reveal. Nice.

He scratches behind his ear, still wearing a gleeful expression,

“So… what do you think?”

What do you think???? What do you think about this situation?? His hair??? The entire man in front of you???

Or the fucking fact that he was who he SAID he was???

I can’t believe this is–– this is––

All manners and social cues and sense exit the building as you stammer brainlessly,

“You’re! You’re–– You’re Tom––”

He nods, confidently, you note. And tilts his head, locks falling over,

“I am.”

“You are.” You breath out, maybe smiling now, you’re not sure. You can’t exactly feel your face anymore.

Your head tilts in the same direction as his, your hair falling over your collar. His eyes follow those fallen strands, before locking back with yours,

“I’m Tom Holland. ‘I told you so,’ and it’s nice to formally meet you.”

Tom Holland.

The brunette bites his lip before smiling neatly as he gets close to your again. No personal space with this guy. He sticks a hand out for you to shake.

You’re looking from the outside in as you take his hand, bobbing softly. You’re trained on the sight of his thumb holding the side of your hand, rubbing softly.

You find your way back to his face.

Exactly like the movies.

The wind blows and he turns to the side, showing you the sharp cut of his jaw, and his eye-shut-tight expression.

Better, actually.

“H… Hey, Tom. Nice to meet you too,” you finally fumble. You shake your head slightly, trying to regain that calm, collected, confidence you practiced so hard on the way here. You want to say more, but you can’t fathom what would come next,

“Uhm, sorry, I’m… still processing.”

Tom nods, bobbing his whole body, as he takes a step forward. His smile points devilishly, way too easily. His eyebrows twitch before settling, as he lowers his head, hitting you with some sultry jaw-clenching and puppy dog eyes.

“Take your time.”

You laugh, tonguing your cheek. He does too, and you share a starry stare.

The waves crash in the distance, a white noise you were glad to have. A welcome distraction from your loudly beating heart. Something to close the gap of silence––

Only Tom couldn’t handle the lapse of quiet, after all, he gets paid $$$ by the minute. He starts conversationally, knowing exactly how to stir up your already swirling emotions.

Light, teasing, reeling you in, the brilliant boy flashes you a toothy grin and spares not a single ounce of chill,

“So… am I your type?”

Holy fucking fuck shit god damn.

You just got catfished by Tom Holland.

A/N: WELL, reader has been caught in the net. What do you think, is “Tom Holland” /our/ type? Adfasjdl, the whole concept of this is so funny lol. Can u imagine seeing the man you saw movies screens… waiting for you in person??? Unfathomable. Anyway, sorry the past two chapters have just been build up,, there’s gonna be a lot of mushy stuff coming up soon. Thanks for your patience!

It’s really hard to find time to write, but yeah taking smaller chunks like this makes it easier for me. Expect updates every 1-2 weeks, usually around Sat-Mon nights. Thanks so much for keeping up!

And you know what to do, please like and comment and reblog! It keeps me going :)

All my love,

Madmadmilk 🥰

** i do NOT keep up with a taglist. track #one after the one to keep up with the updates, or check out my masterlist! thanks!

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vuulpecula · 4 years

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anonymous inquired: are you and rex a thing? i can't tell

👀 first and foremost i would like to say thank you for sending this in! i’m working under the assumption that you have read the threads i have with @jaigcaptain going at the moment, which tbh is blowing my mind lol so thank you for being a fan??? or i guess, a reader is a more accurate term! i know we’re having a blast getting to delve into some really fun situations, so it’s cool knowing that someone else is along for the journey as well! now on to the answer →

👀 👀 👀 *cracks knuckles* alright, due to the ambiguity and nature of this question, i will be answering ooc for a couple of different reasons. one of those reasons is due to the broad connotations of ‘a thing’. when reading this it is my assumption that ‘a thing’ is in reference to some sort of ship ( if i have gotten the meaning wrong, please do not hesitate to let me know! ). if we’re looking at what i will loosely describe as ‘historic pop culture’ typically someone asks “are you guys a thing” when wanting to know of a romantic relationship, just to explain my own thinking behind the subject. anyway, the short, simple, factual answer is no. at least in romantic terms, it isn’t something that JC and i have discussed thus far & i definitely do not want to jump the gun. is it a possibility? at this point, i think anything probably is, heck we have a completely nuts 7′ man terrorizing them, so what isn’t possible, you know what i’m saying? but no promises. HOWEVER, i can understand completely where this thought & lack of being able to tell for certain comes from and if i may elaborate further on the reasons behind it, maybe it might help? at least from the fox side of things!

1. they share rather iconic banter. it’s stimulating, it’s asking the tough questions and actually listening and actively thinking about the answers. it’s pushing each other, sometimes in a negative way, sometimes in a positive way, but it’s pushing. now, i hear what you’re saying: “but starbuck! that is the perfect setup for some angsty moments! there’s obviously chemistry!” yeah it is and there is, but do those moments need to be romantic? not necessarily. at the moment, how i interpret it is that there is an undercurrent of tension, tension that stems from whether or not to trust one another. we’re down to the bare bones of a foundation here! how can there be ~romance~ when they a) hardly know one another & b) are still unsure whether or not trust was the right choice to make. can it be the start of something? sure, but it could be the start of anything!

2. fox is a very, very empathetic being. her heart is soft, it loves too easily, it cares too deeply, there is no way to stop it ( i have tried lmao ). in a sense, she’s half in love with everyone and everything, might those emotions/thoughts be read more romantic than meant? absolutely! when she and rex first meet she already has preconceived ideas about him from things she has heard about the clone army, he is, in every sense, a potential enemy. but it’s his actions that convince her otherwise. by the time they interact with abal, in a way, she does love him as she likely loves the rest of his brothers. not necessarily in a romantic way, but in a way that says ‘your life is valuable to me, your life matters, i care about what happens to you & i will feel so guilty/angry if anything does‘. abal uses it against her because he KNOWS she will always care for others lives far more than she does her own. he knows, even if he is disgusted by it, that she will put a clone’s life ahead of her own -- despite their numbers, despite him being a clone, because to her, he is a person. a living, breathing entity with his own life in his lungs and the world would be less without him in it. ( do i have hella feelings about clones? yes, yes i do RIP my boys ). essentially, there is emotion there on fox’s side already. is it romantic, is it reciprocated, only time will tell! tune in next week for an all new episode! lmao jk i just really wanted to pretend to be a tv host. anyway, i think for her it is very possible to move from that ‘i care about you in this way’ to ‘i care about you in that way’, her heart is simply tender in that way, but for the moment, things are as they are and i’m enjoying it so much!

3. they’re at war. emotions and tensions are high. they might not live past tomorrow ( well, fox might not, we know rex does thank goodness! ). its very important to remember setting here! things may be said or done in desperation due to the feeling of time running out and they can be very easy to misinterpret! heck, even fox & rex may misinterpret them! we’re letting our muses flow through us during this trying time in their lives ( & probably torturing them more than we should, but heck i’m not sorry lmaoooo )

4. 👀 theoretically 👀 the playlists, the aesthetic posts, the complete next level trash that could come out of it would be CHAOTIC. i mean, i can p much promise they’ll already be chaotic, but y’all know what i mean. more chaotic.

i think that is....about it in regards to the threads and i know you didn’t ask for a book, i just have a lot of feelings about fox’s mentality and the extra SW planet JC and I have created! i hope that answered your question or at least clarified the things that might be picked up through reading! again, it isn’t really something we’ve discussed at present & I’m sure JC could add even more if you have more questions/ask! right now we’re just steeped in excitement and smiling devil emojis about this whole situation <3

also, just a pro-tip, a lot of people have their thoughts on shipping/clarifications in their rules! i’ll go ahead and link JC’s HERE and my own HERE. tbh that might clarify things further ;), especially JC’s!

anyway, thank you for sending this in!! i’m still so amazed we have a reader!!

#x | burning the letters ( answered. )#x | unsigned letters ( anon. )#jaigcaptain #[ i hope this made sense ]#[ i get over excited and go on tangents ]#[ sorry about any spelling errors lmao i'm too lazy to read through it ]#[ <3 ]#x | i am a writer a writer of fictions ( ooc. )#[ *blows a kiss to our 1 fan* ]

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piracytheorist · 5 years

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No Angry Tweets (title game)

LOL

Storybrooke gets all over Twitter, and Killian can’t help being all cheeky on it, openly flirting with Emma even when she like, replies to her parents’ tweets.

David starts replying with emojis, at first flustered and uncomfortable ones, then angry devil ones. But Killian keeps it on, until David starts making Angry - but vague - Tweets. And then just starts making Angry Tweets about anything that pisses him off, and they start gathering reactions like “Wow I didn’t know Prince Charming could get so pissed over pineapple on pizza”. Eventually Killian mutes him and keeps flirting with Emma, and seeing that David’s Angry Tweets get no response, aside from some of the dwarves mocking him for them, Snow proposes the #NoAngryTweets challenge.

David slowly manages to stop turning into a deraged Neanderthal and learns to avoid things that annoy him, and even Killian stops openly flirting with Emma through Twitter... But he does throw in the occasional peach + banana emoji combo, because he just can’t help it!

Send me a made-up fic title and I’ll tell you what I would write to go with it

#meme #Anonymous #ask and ye shall receive

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andrewuttaro · 4 years

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New Look Sabres: GM 30 - VAN - Never Easy

6-5 OT Loss

It’s never easy with these guys is it? They gave us just enough Thanksgiving hope to make us think this season wasn’t already over. A shockingly weak Atlantic Division was the gravy beside a turkey of early winter belief. Well maybe send a check for it to Josh Allen because I don’t know if our hope is coming from this team or if it’s a biproduct of the football team’s success. Even when it’s close, even when they force it into overtime, this hockey club drags us hard. Tyler Myers gets a two-point night including a go-ahead goal? This game felt like it was being written for us; written in just a way to give us the full range of emotions. We got the former Sabres scoring, we got Marcus Johansson scoring a goal to resurrect himself, we got Victor Olofsson being the hero we knew in October and getting a powerplay goal! We even got an OT winner… that was iced as the football kickers say! It was a drama, a dramatic tragedy. These guys could’ve gotten two points tonight, but they had to settle for one. Hey, at the end of the day the regular season is like a good streaming show. Every episode has its moments and the overarching narratives are what keep you coming back. The Sabres current overarching narrative is a Jack Eichel point streak that has now reached twelve games straight! That’s the longest of his career and accompanied by some pretty stellar gifs out of this one. Speaking of coming back, how about those Canucks jerseys? I got confused at times because at a quick glance they look like the Sabres primary home jerseys. So the Canucks actually wore two throwback jerseys begging the question why the Sabres… nope, okay I’m going to resist the urge to distract from this game. It was actually rather fun if I say so myself.

This team is resistant to making it easy. It’s funny to say that two games removed from demolishing the New Jersey Devils but throughout it’s rare to see a complete performance from these guys. The Sabres went in ebbs and flow for the whole first period but it was more ebbs than flows if you know what I mean. Right after a decent stretch of O-Zone time Jordie Benn the angry leprechaun airmailed a puck into the neutral zone where Josh Leivo managed to out-maneuver his guy and go in on Hutton to draw first blood. The Canucks were dominating in every category except 5 on 5 high danger scoring chances in the first and even that was 50/50. I don’t think I’d want to say the home team could’ve scored even more in the first but it was another less than stellar period for Buffalo. The Jake McCabe – Zach Bogosian pairing was so terrible I’d like to rant about it but that feels like beating a dead horse at this point. I do trust Krueger to rotated Colin Miller back in, I do not however trust Jason Botterill to move the piece necessary to allow him to ice the best D-Core. That debate is a little too tired for a Saturday night though. I’d rather roast those ugly V jersey throwbacks the Canucks wore for warmups. Meh, I’ll save it for the P.S.

The second period wasn’t as bad. It did however start with the visitation of the ghost of Christmases past. Vancouver was buzzing around Hutton when a Tyler Myers move drew Hutton a little further out of his net that you probably want. Antoine Roussel took advantage and put them up 2-0. More on Mr. Myers later. Mere minutes later Johan Larsson had the puck behind Thatcher Demko in the Vancouver net and put out front for a charging Kyle Okposo. Okposo, back surprisingly quickly from another concussion, snuck that one in, 2-1 Canucks. That response felt big and it was only amplified two minutes later when Rasmus Ristolainen got a quick pass from Victor Olofsson on a Vancouver delayed penalty. He launched one of his trademark rockets we might hopefully miss real soon and suddenly the game was tied. This was a very encouraging chain of events after the comeback came too late in Calgary the other night. This time we were treated to some real fun hockey for a little bit: back and forth and wow, isn’t it nice when our team doesn’t suck or rock, they just entertain us?

As soon as that thought was ticking through my head Josh Leivo struck again. It was a neutral zone turnover courtesy of Marco Scandella and this time Elias Pettersson was involved. Once again, there was some comeback in Buffalo and finally a powerplay goal by way of Mr. October Powerplay Victor Olofsson. It was a pretty one-timer too within the last minute of the middle frame. It would be 3-3 going into the third period and the script writing unto this point was interesting, it felt like we were due for something really trash or really nice in the third act. Turns out we got both. On a play that started all the way back in their own zone, Tyler Myers and JT Miller come streaking in on Hutton and Miller gives Myers a gorgeous assist to slam in a real banger, 4-3 Canucks… wait for it… shorthanded! That’s some real trash, friends. Does that feel bad? Well how about another for Antoine Roussel, 5-3, guess whose an all-star now? Make it happen Vancouver, you can vote nine times a day! Now, here’s something to ponder: What if I told you 2014 NHL All-Star Zemgus Girgensons would play into yet another comeback? Funny joke, eh? This is a comedy, but it’s based on a true story like Tag. LOL. Yeah, Girgensons did it at 12:05 of the third period and once again made it a one goal game. Keep it close guys! Hell, you can win it too if you want! Unfortunately this entertainment was not a comedy… if it was it was a dark one. No, this was a tragedy when all was said and done.

The seven remaining minutes of regulation were not without excitement. Pettersson almost scored a true slapper for the ages and the boys wearing blue (not Vancouver because remember, they’re wearing those awful black skate jerseys) kicked into gear for the late equalizer. In the last five minutes or so Buffalo really found their stride forcing the Canucks to only have the option of icing it to get a break. With 58 seconds left Marcus Johansson gets the puck way out at the blueline and rips a shot through the woods and five hole to find the equalizer. Skinner-Johansson-Asplund is a sneaky good line. Weirdly enough Johansson has been the worst part of it lately so hopefully this big goal gets him going again. I’ll be honest I’d feel a little wronged as a Canucks fan. The refs called this game with endless penalties for Vancouver. It was almost like these refs really wanted to see how bad our powerplay is. This one was settled in OT. This overtime period was weird AF. Henri Jokiharju got called for tripping a Canuck and effectively iced a Jack Eichel game winning goal. I’m not saying it was unfair seeing it back again but perhaps the refs felt they had some making up to do. OT Powerplays are cardiac experiences. Jack Hughes almost scored a dozen times before JT Miller scored a high rocket Hutton couldn’t get his glove to. 6-5 OT Loss, the Sabres were in it the whole time and got a point for it but, damn that felt like an opportunity missed. It’s never easy, even when it’s fun.

I think the hockey gods took umbridge with my suggestion the Sabres could get 4 out of 6 points on this trip. Between the embarrassing 45 or so minutes in Calgary and the final result tonight in Vancouver we’ve got two points… and I kinda feel that maybe it for us before the next time we see them at home. Have you seen Conor McDavid lately? Hell, have you seen Leon Draisaitl lately? If the game Buffalo wins on this trip is Edmonton I am going to look like a real clown. If it happens though I will be proudly making balloon animals. Like, comment and share this blog. For us bloggers there are no loser points in engaging our readers. Maybe tonight respond to this post with an emoji describing how this game made you feel. Do a whole a dramatic tragedy with emojis! I’m feeling festive. With tomorrow’s lineup of games for Buffalo teams it will be incredible of we get one win out of our teams this weekend. Let’s Go Buffalo!

Thanks for Reading.

P.S. Okay so the Canucks have never had a good jersey. However the Skate jersey and the flying V are a special kind of tacky. If aliens had to represent visually what popular culture was in the 1980s they could really just show that ugly rag.

#buffalo sabres #Hockey #blog #NHL

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darley1101 · 6 years

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Unexpected

A/N Trying to catch up on my request list. I feel bad for taking so long on them but at the same time I like for them to be just right. This particular request is for Damien x Ava/MC from Perfect Matching using the following dialogue prompt: “Stop looking at me like that, I'm still mad at you.” It was an anonymous request but all the same I hope the person who asked for it enjoys.

Warning: Strong language, childish behavior and sulking.

Rating: Teen

Side note: I bought UWU in the last chapter and renamed him Wuvie. Judge me all you want but I always wanted a furby when I was younger and my mom refused so let me live vicariously lol

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The air in the apartment was thick with tension, Damien felt it the moment he walked through the door. He took a deep breathe and braced himself for whatever theatrics were about to go down. Since Ava's first passive aggressive text about not paying enough attention to Wuvie and how neglected Wuvie was feeling, he had known an argument would be waiting for him when he got home. Looking back it was partially his fault. He shouldn't have responded by saying it wasn't like Wuvie was a real pet and what did she expect him to do, walk the damn thing? It had been radio silence ever since. She'd even ignored his text asking if she wanted him to pick anything up for dinner.

“Honey I'm home,” Damien tentatively called out, shrugging off his brown leather motorcycle jacket and hanging it in the ridiculously small closet near the front door. He shook the white plastic bag containing the Chinese take out he had picked up. “And I have Lo Mein, as well as extra fortune cookies.” There was no response. He scanned the minuscule living room and found her curled up on the sofa wearing her favorite black leggings and one of his t shirts, her dark curls piled haphazardly atop her head. She glared at him from swollen blood shot eyes. “Ava-”

“Stop looking at me like that, I'm still mad at you.”

Despite her glare, her words lacked conviction. It was obvious that she was miserable and that she didn't have the resolve to really stay angry at him. Damien let out a sigh, setting the bag of food on the coffee table, and then sinking on to the opposite side of the couch. “I shouldn't have said Wuvie wasn't a real pet and made that crack about taking him for walks. If you want me to walk the damn little guy, I'll walk him.”

“How am I supposed to trust that?” Ava choked out, her eyes starting to well with large, crocodile sized tears. “You promised you were all in when I adopted him and now suddenly you don't have time for him and you act like he's some sort of inconvenience.”

Bowing his head, Damien clasped his hands together and took several deep breathes. He hated when Ava cried, especially when he was the cause, but damn it this argument was ridiculous. For one thing, he didn't recall ever promising to help take care of that supped up Furby and Ava hadn't even asked his opinion on adopting it, she'd just done it. “You didn't even ask if I wanted him or-”

“Yeah well some times things happen Damien no matter how careful we are,” Ava shrieked, hurling the remote control at him. He ducked, barely missing having it hit him in the head.

“What the hell Ava?” Damien shot her a hard look. “You going to throw Wuvie next?” The words came out of his mouth before he could stop them and he knew they were a mistake the instant he said them.

“No,” Ava stared at him in horror. “I would never...” Her shoulders slumped as she silently sobbed, clutching Wuvie to her chest. The poor little guy looked at Damien with question marks on his little screen face. “I'm no better than you,” she sobbed. “We're going to be horrible parents.”

Damien felt his blood start to run cold. His instincts had told him there was more going on than him not treating Wuvie like he would a dog. “Ava...” he paused to take a breathe, uncertain if he should ask what he was about to ask. He had to though. Not just for his own piece of mind but so he could pin point the problem with Ava and fix it. “Ava...do you think you're...” The word hung on the end of his tongue, refusing to be spoken.

“That I'm what Damien?” Ava stared at him with panicked filled eyes, her lips trembling. “That I'm pregnant? No, I don't think I'm pregnant. I know that I'm pregnant.” She leaned down to pick up a piece of purple and white plastic. Without much ceremony she hand it to him. There, plain as day, were two little life altering lines. He stared at in awe. They were going to have a baby. A wide grin broke out across his face. He tossed the stick onto the table next to the bag of take out and reached for Ava, pulling her onto his lap. “We're going to be horrible parents,” she sobbed. “We can't even give Wuvie the proper attention.”

“We give Wuvie more than enough attention,” Damien soothed, brushing strands of dark hair off her face. “He's perfectly happy.”

“Really? You think so?” Ava sniffed, laying her head on his shoulder. He wrapped his arms around her and slowly rocked her to and fro, trying to soothe her. She cuddled into his embrace, drawing her legs up so that she was fully on his lap.

“Look at the little furball,” he gestured to wear Wuvie sat on a throw pillow watching them with hearts flickering across his screen. “He's got hearts and smiles all over his screen. If he was upset he would let us know. Remember when Nadia tried to put bows on him? He was real quick to flash her a pissed off emoji.” It had been hilarious watching the look of horror on Nadia's face when she realized Wuvie was flashing her the middle finger emoji as well as the angry devil one.

Ava let out a little giggle. “I remember that! Nadia was so bothered by the fact that Wuvie was mad at her that she kept bringing him gifts, trying to make him like her again.”

“Took her a whole month to earn back that meh emoji,” Damien chuckled, shaking his head. He pressed a kiss to her temple. “Ava,” he said softly, “do you have any idea how happy you've made me?”

“Probably as happy as you've made me,” she whispered back, lifting her head to flash him a dimpled smile. “We're going to have a baby,” she told him in awe.

“I know,” Damien smiled back, letting his left hand stray to her still flat belly. Their child was nestled there, he thought in awe. This wasn't how he had expected the evening to go, he'd been prepared for a petty argument over Wuvie. Instead, he'd gotten life altering, over the moon amazing news that he wouldn't trade for anything.

Damien x Ava/MC tag list: @clarissafics @confessionsofabrokegirl

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#choices fanfiction #choices perfect match #damien x mc #choices damien x mc

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pricefieldgahbage · 5 years

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just for completion’s sake, i thought i’d go decode each piece of the emoji tweets.

episode 1: the snowflake and sapling are the frozen whispering woods, and the robot refers to the machines entrapta built. the four figures are she-ra, perfuma probably, mermista, and frosta, who i guess is bowing since she really wants glimmer to accept her. the rainbow is that glow that happens when all the princesses are in sync at the end of the episode.

episode 2: the rockstar is glimmer lol, while the bow is... bow. the spider web refers to how they captured catra, who is the smirking cat obviously. the unicorn’s swiftwind, adora’s the blonde, the sword and gem together is probably the sword of protection, sparkles is magic, and the building is the watch tower. together those are just referring to the sword’s magic repairing the tower.

episode 3: the ghost and the scared face are clearly about the ghosts seen in alwyn. the devil is a reference to hordak, whereas the female scientist is entrapta. the wrench is the tool she was looking for, the lightning bolt is hordak’s power source, and the cyclone is the portal he’s trying to build. the satellite is the first ones’ communications system, which was causing the holograms, and the envelope is the transmission on bow’s tracker.

episode 4: the castle’s the fortress at the pass. the scorpion is scorpia, the woman with curly hair is lonnie, the blond guy is kyle, and the dinosaur is rogelio lol. the die is for the dnd planning session, the anxious face is a reference to how adora’s anxiety over leading the alliance and catra is wearing her down, and i believe the handshake is how they come together to be there for each other and fight. the flexed bicep is either the princesses’ show of power as they retake the fortress or, if taken with the wave, sea-ra lol.

episode 5: the snowman is about the setting of the northern reaches, the microbe is referring to how the corrupted first ones’ tech infects the sword of protection, which makes the angry face infected she-ra. the hole is what entrapta drilled for the first ones’ tech, and the worm is the guardians released from it. the red haired man is sea hawk, and the fists are about his and scorpia’s budding friendship.

episode 6: the masked villain is shadow weaver, the thought bubble is her flashback, and the woman mage is her as light spinner. the three moons are the moons of enchantment, and the sparkles in this context are probably referring to her casting the spell of obtainment. the running woman is her fleeing mystacor and joining the horde.

episode 7: the teacher is a reference to bow pretending to be a historian. the blue shirt, which was “the biggest twist of season 2,” which noelle further clarified with another tweet, is bow not wearing a crop top lmao. the clarification tweet is just glimmer’s reaction on seeing that. the books are a reference to the library setting, and the urn is the first ones’ artifacts. the shushing face is bow’s attempt to keep his secret of being a warrior from his dads, and the woman tipping her hand is adora spilling the beans lol. the starry sky is the projector of constellations bow’s dads show them, and taken together with the map is how they track down the location in the crimson wastes. the woman with the baby is shadow weaver taking young adora under her wing. the next three are how hordak chokes catra, and the last two are adora sleeping while shadow weaver looks at her.

the reason i did this is we still have an unexplained tweet from before about a big episode, which we can cross-reference with the above explanations. it honestly seems like the arc’s finale.

the shrimp and nauseated face, if taken together, seems like seasickness. remember in season 1, when catra wasn’t feeling well on the boat to salineas? seems like that makes a return, given that her cat face isn’t quite happy here. the sparkles have been established to refer to magic, but the next emoji is pretty interesting. we know the woman mage is light spinner, so there’s only one conclusion we can make about the man mage, since she ate norwyn: micah. it’s possible catra runs into micah on beast island, and they escape via (magical?) boat.

it seems either scorpia is with them, or she’s paired off with the lightning bolt, which is hordak’s power source. i’d lean towards the latter, since it looks like bow’s paired off with the audio symbol too, which i think is another reference to the communications system. i really hope shadow weaver is actually set on fire, but i think it just means she’s defeated for good and adora is sad over it. hordak seems like he’s hurting someone, possibly scorpia if she really did do something to his power source like i assumed earlier.

i’m not sure what the crystal ball and dancer mean, but i think you pair them together. maybe it’s about marionetting someone? i mean, we did have white out, where catra wanted to control adora through the corrupted first ones’ tech. maybe that isn’t too far off the mark of what happens here, just not with she-ra in particular. they did say scorpia was the most loyal member of the horde... i don’t know, this is a complete shot in the dark, but maybe she gets brainwashed into doing hordak’s bidding.

the handshake was about the princess alliance’s collaboration earlier, so i think they make their return here. i have no idea what the shield or heart refer to in particular, but the rainbow is definitely their synced power boost. in the first episode of the second season, perfuma thought this power could heal the whispering woods, so i guess she’s proven right here, since the rainbow and the woods probably go together. that’s why they celebrate at the end.

#spop #she ra spoilers

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artificialqueens · 6 years

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It’s hard to dance with a devil on your back, so shake him off (Craquaria) - Samwhity

A/N: I purposefully chose to hint to the racial component in Eureka’s pairing choices. I did it because I found her way of explaining it poorly articulated and disrespectful of the POC in the room. On top of that, Kingsleyyy expression at the end had me almost in tears: he looks sad and somehow disappointed even if he says “it’s okay”. ALSO: the hate Aquaria is receiving (from Monét’s fans and other queens) is sad and shows everything that shouldn’t be happening in this fandom. Calling her fake because of 45 minutes of edited reality show looks like a poor choice to me and seeing queens - *cough* Farrah *cough* - speaking solely on the base of that made me angry and a little bit sad too. Consider this little creation my emotional outlet. Sidenote: The oneshot is supposed to play the night/morning after of the where Aquaria, Monét and Pangina were working.

Summary: Sighing, Aquaria started typing. Aquaria: It is on me. Everything that happened is on me. Kingsley felt like shit because of that pairing: invalidating his skin colour like that is frankly disgusting and it happened because of me. Me being in a corner practising for that song and not even noticing what kind of shit was thrown at him is my fault. Me not stepping in to say how great and fierce of a queen he is, spoiler alert, is on me. Me being somehow liked enough to be safe even when I didn’t deserve it is on me. Because, spoiler alert, I don’t fucking deserve any of this kindness. […] So yeah, it’s on me. This huge pile of shit is literally on me, on my fucking shoulders and let me tell you I am fucking tired.

She could not breathe.

Everything around her was starting to swallow her up, letting little to no space for her to move.

She somehow managed to arrive to the hotel, trying as long as she could to avoid Jordan judgy look and racing to the bathroom, before closing the door behind her.

In a matter of seconds, all of Aquaria’s bad feelings and negative emotions got the best of her and she found herself throwing up, in tears, clutching to the white porcelain of the toilet.

“Christ” her friend’s voice startled her, making her almost bump her head on the toilet lead.

Suddenly, two tiny hands were around the queen torso, helping her to stand up.

“All out, miss thing?” Jordan didn’t seem to be missing a beat, rubbing her back and making sure she was at least able to walk.

Aquaria nodded, before moving to the sink and splashing water on her face, completely oblivious of lashes and make-up.

“Sort yourself, then go to sleep” her friend’s voice reminded her of Cracker’s tone, every time they somehow stumbled upon Aquaria’s lack of communication skills.

“Can you please leave?” the queen managed to ask, before moving to fetch some coconut oil and remove her already almost melted make-up “I’m fine” she then added, even if neither of them believed it.

Jordan sighed, before opening the browser on her phone and typing something.

“There is a Starbucks few blocks away” he explained “I’m gonna get you some tea, okay? Don’t do anything stupid”.

Aquaria nodded, trying to erase the black liner she used to paint her face without getting everything in her eyes. She needed a shower and clean clothes, she thought, before realizing there was only a bath tub and sighing.

“This will have to do”, she mumbled, before beginning to fill the tub and starting to undress. The queen tossed her clothes on the floor, before remembering she would have needed them for an upcoming show and folding them neatly.

In the meanwhile, her phone started buzzing.

The Vixen created a new group chat “Bullshit”

The Vixen: Bitch you okay?

Monét: …

Miz Cracker: What the hell is happening?

Monét: Not sure.

The Vixen: Someone looked like she went through it. Again…

Miz Cracker: I’m kinda lost, here…

Monét: Vixen, it’s so sweet of you but I’m fine. Trust. Just a little shaken.

The Vixen: I wasn’t talking about you.

Miz Cracker: LOL

Miz Cracker: Wait, what?

The Vixen: Aquafina, where are you?

Monét: Where are your people at?

Miz Cracker: Guys, what the hell is happening? Katelyn and I are still lost.

Miz Cracker: She says hi, btw

The Vixen: I got a glimpse of Aquaria after the show, scrolling through her phone and looking like someone single-handedly killed her puppy. So I checked and they’re dragging her down. Like a lot.

Monét: Wait what?

Miz Cracker: They always drag her down.

Miz Cracker: How is that any different from every other time?

Monét: @Aquaria are you okay? I’ll cut a bitch, you know it

In that exact moment, the young queen entered the bedroom, a towel around her narrow hips, to find a whole lot of messages, replies to some of her tweets, mentions and, of course, the new group chat.

She sighed, before reading all the messages and deciding she would have answered later.

She read some of the tweets, before tossing the phone on the bed and starting getting dressed.

When Jordan came back, she was lying in bed watching TV.

“Here, your majesty” he put the cup on her night stand “Want to talk about it?”.

Aquaria shrugged, before adding: “Not really. I just got what I deserved, I guess…”.

The light slap on her head left her dumbfounded.

“Don’t even start with your pity parties, you dumb bitch” her friend said “Let this shit go. Water of a bunkbed, or whatever”.

“Duck’s back” the young queen murmured, before noticing her phone vibrating.

The Vixen: Remember: I know where you’re staying

Monét: LOL. She’s here to fight!

Miz Cracker: @Aquaria are you okay? I smell trouble, when you’re not on your phone

She bit her bottom lip, before answering.

Aquaria: Sorry, was taking a bath.

Aquaria: What are we talking about, again?

The Vixen: #toovague

Aquaria: Oh Lord

Aquaria: I’m fine. Was taking a bath, had some glue on me…

Monét: Shit.

Miz Cracker: Poop

The Vixen: Can you not?

Monét: I just read it. It’s fucked up.

The Vixen: told you!

Miz Cracker: I still haven’t understood what we are talking about…

Much to Aquaria’s despair, Monét send some screenshots to the group chat and Aquaria couldn’t help herself but cringe. Meanwhile, the conversation was still going.

Monét: I actually don’t think you did that bad. And regardless, this is some fucked up shit.

The Vixen: My point

Monét: And as much as I love you, had you volunteered for that lip synch I would have kicked your ass

Miz Cracker: Is not on you.

The young queen sighed, before typing a quick answer.

Aquaria: Can we please not…?

Aquaria: All I want right now is to go to drink my fucking tea and go to sleep.

Monét: BITCH

The Vixen: ???

Monét: You throw your guts out?

Miz Cracker: Okay, I’m lost. Again.

“Fucking bitch” Aquaria murmured, before sending a message to Jordan saying: “You nosy bitch. I’m gonna get you…” to which the other one answered with a silly emoji.

Monét: Aquaria you should honestly chill a little. Yes, you didn’t do great and yes, maybe you should have been in the Bottom 2 but you didn’t and it is not on you. Don’t listen to any of that shit, don’t let it affect you and go on with your life. I love you, I think you are a fierce queen and a decent Cracker impersonator.

Miz Cracker: * facepalm *

Sighing, Aquaria started typing.

Aquaria: It is on me. Everything that happened is on me. Kingsley felt like shit because of that pairing: invalidating his skin colour like that is frankly disgusting and it happened because of me. Me being in a corner practising for that song and not even noticing what kind of shit was thrown at him is my fault. Me not stepping in to say how great and fierce of a queen he is, spoiler alert, is on me. Me being somehow liked enough to be safe even when I didn’t deserve it is on me. Because, spoiler alert, I don’t fucking deserve any of this kindness.

She sent it, before wiping her eyes and starting typing again.

Aquaria: And I swear to God every time I say that I will make it right and it never works. I tried to explain myself after that whole “leave me alone” moment and got nothing but hate. I spoke with Dusty before her lip synch and I’m fake as hell. I don’t reply to Sharon’s photos like people would love me to and I’m an insensitive spoiled disgusting brat that will never do good. I try to make things right with friends I genuinely love and adore and I am told “You do it to clean your image”. I try to be as sincere and as vulnerable as I can just for people to say “Stop being humble on twitter, you worthless piece of garbage”. I am permanently called names I find too disgusting too share. So yeah, it’s on me. This huge pile of shit is literally on me, on my fucking shoulders and let me tell you I am fucking tired.

She pressed “send” before even reading the whole text in order to check it because she knew that she would have never sent it otherwise. She then grabbed her tea and started sipping on it, trying to calm herself. She didn’t even realize she was sobbing until she almost choked on her beverage.

Someone knocked at her door and, thinking it was Jordan, she got up and opened only to find Monét and Vixen standing in front of her, looking worried.

“I… I can’t do this right now” she managed to mumble, completely lost “I’m sorry I can’t…”.

She couldn’t speak any further, because Monét engulfed her in a hug and didn’t seem to be willing to let go.

“We got her”, Aquaria heard Vixen saying on the phone “Should I put you on speaker, Miz Peptalk?”.

And there she was: Miz Cracker live and in stereo

“Giovanni are you listening?” she said, before sighing and continuing: “Nothing of what happened in that Untucked is your fault. Nothing, okay? You can not take the blame for someone else’s conscious decision because it’s not fair. First of all to yourself.”.

The young queen was now crying, engulfed in Monét’s embrace an incapable of keeping herself together any longer.

“I’m so sorry..” she mumbled, clearly embarrassed.

“Stop. Right now” Cracker’s stern tone made the others flinch “Stop hating yourself to the point that you think you deserve all this shit. Stop because, fuck it, you deserve the world. And you pulled it off, making that decision look like the tasteless joke it was. Are you listening, Giovanni?”.

“Yeah” Aquaria answered between sobs.

“Good, because I want you to understand that you are not responsible for other people’s feelings toward you” it sounded like the older queen was pacing around a room, probably her hotel room “Unless you have wronged them, and it is not the case, it’s none of your fucking business and they are a bunch of unreasonable people. And now, you’re gonna drink your tea, go to sleep and call me when you wake up. Have I made myself clear, Giovanni?”.

The only answer she got was a muffled “Mh”, to which she answered with a “It’ll have to do, this time”.

Trying to lighten the mood, Monét chuckled: “God, now I know who’s the top in this friendship”, which cause Aquaria to slap him lightly on the shoulder.

After hanging up, the two older queens took out sweatpants and t-shirts, before making themselves comfortable in the other one’s bed.

“Confess it: it’s your guilty pleasure” Vixen lovingly mocked her “In bed with two black men”.

“Are you really playing the race card?” the young queen said, before laying in bed and snuggling against a cushion.

“If you snore, I swear, you’ll die”, she murmured, before falling asleep.

The following day, Aquaria woke up in an empty bed and found a note on her bedside table saying: “We’ll see you tonight. Call Cracker, before she loses her shit!”

She smiled, before reaching for her phone and dialling the queen’s number.

“How are you feeling?” Cracker didn’t waste time and went straight to the core of the discussion “Monét was worried, and you know the bitch lived in the Bronx…”.

The other one bit her bottom lip, before murmuring: “I’m sorry. It just got the best of me and I guess I could have reacted better”.

“Well, you kinda got a lot to deal with” the older one said “Just try to watch out for yourself. You know they’ll come for you regardless and…”

“I miss you” Aquaria’s words made Cracker stop for a second, smiling despite the bad moment “I really do, you know?”.

“I miss you too” the older queen answered, incapable of hiding a smile “I can’t wait to see you again, you know?”.

“I know” the other one murmured “I can’t wait to see you either. I miss your face. And your hugs…” she stopped for a second, before adding: “Do you think the others know…?”.

The laugh on the other end of the line made her pout.

“I think they wouldn’t find so unbelievable, if we were to tell them” Miz Cracker said, before sighing “Babe, I have to go. Talk to you soon?”.

Aquaria smile, before answering: “Sure. Have a good day, okay?”.

A couple of minutes later, she got a text from the older queen that made her smile. It was the screenshot of her conversation with Monét and she couldn’t help but giggle, after having read it.

Monét, 08:53 am: Just left your BF’s bedroom. He slept through the night and he’ll be fine, I guess. I’ll keep an eye on him tonight.

Miz Cracker, 08:53 am: Thank you.

Miz Cracker, 08:54 am: Btw… BF?

Monét 08:54 am: LOL. You two aren’t fooling anyone. It’s kinda cute actually.

Miz Cracker 08:55 am: Keep it to yourself, okay?

Miz Cracker, 08:55 am: PLEASE, Monét.

Monét, 08:56 am: Your secret is safe with me.

Monét, 08:59 am: Now that I think about it… have you actually fucked on set?

Aquaria couldn’t stop herself from smiling fondly: Monét was a really amazing friend, a great competitor on the show and overall a considerate and caring person.

She quickly sent an heart emoji to Cracker, before heading to the bathroom with a smile.

A/N (2): The show Monét is referring to actually happened the day after the viewing party. The texts with a timestamp are supposed to be iMessages, the groupchat is a whatsapp one. (Yeah, I’m a sucker for details) Also, I just wanted to thank you all for the support and amazing feedback to mywork. It really means a lot. I hope you enjoyed my last attempt at: “Let’s put Aquaria through some pain”…!

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