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Under his influence (Post Avengers! Loki x female reader)

Read chapter 21 here //Series Masterlist

Chapter 22

Summary : A naughty phone conversation, a mission gone wrong, and loki finally meets your mom.

Warning: 18+, Phone Sex, smutty soft, dirty talking, mention of stalking, scent kink?, mention of psychological torture, angst, insecurities, ptsd, self deprecating behaviour, panic attack, praise kink, soft precious bean loki, sub loki, switch loki and y/n (they keep going back and forth, who said you have to be just one thing?)

"I miss you" you mumbled as you sighed and you could hear him smiling on the other side of the phone.

"It has been long since we have seen each other, I miss you too" you giggled as he said that.

"I don't even remember the last time we met..do you?" You heard a little laughter from him as you said that.

"Hmmmm let me ponder over it for a moment. Oh it was yesterday..yes that's too long" he mumbled as he laid down on the bed. He had just gotten out of a shower after a long day, unfortunately he wouldn't be getting much rest tonight because he had to leave for a mission.

"I have to sleep alone again huhh "

"I know I am not too stoked about it either" he smiled.

"So you'll be leaving for this thing around 3am?"

"Yes"

"That's too early, is this mission going to be dangerous?"

"Nothing too dangerous for your man" he chuckled.

"It's just 12 here so it must be 1 around there..do you want to take a nap untill then?" He sighed as you said that. He didn't want a nap, he wanted to talk to you.

"Are you sleepy my love?"

"Noooo.. not yet"

"Then I do not wish for a nap, let me just talk to you precious bird of mine" you giggled as he said that.

"Mmmhmm what are you wearing hot stuff?" He chuckled at the nickname though he had an inkling that this conversation would lead somewhere filthy.

"I am in bed darling..you know what I wear in bed and that is nothing"

"Mmmhm that's a nice view from top, is there a sheet covering your lower half?" He placed one of his arms under his head before he put the phone on speaker and laid it on his chest.

"Yes sweetheart. Give me a view as well" he closed his eyes as he pictured you on the bed.

"Well i have your shirt on and I'm not lying this time.. and a underwear "

"Is it the one with tiny bears printed on it?" He chuckled and you gasped.

"How did you know?"

"Intuition my love…is it cold in there?"

"Kind of, I like it cold, makes me miss you less"

"You cute little thing" he sighed and you heard some ruffling at the back.

"What did you just do?"

"I removed the sheet that was starting to bother me" you bit on your lips as you closed your eyes and pictured his naked self on his bed, his cock already hard and begging for attention.

"Goshh..am I making you hot?" A nervous laughter escaped his throat as you said that.

"You always do"

"Toucchhhh yourself baby" he gasped as you said that.

"You want me to touch myself?"

"Yeahhhh be a good boy and do it"

"Fuckkkk darling.. you're going to make me regret not being there tonight aren't you?"

"Well I do want to be the only thing on your mind"

"Don't even have to try little love, I'm doing it, have my fist around my cock" you moaned as he said that, you put the phone on speaker and placed it on the bed.

"Good boy, i love you, stroke yourself slowly..up and down..just like that" his mouth gaped a little as he followed your instructions and began to stroke himself, it's not that he had never touched himself in the privacy of his chamber and the shower stalls but having you tell him how to please him was a different kind of thrill he had never experienced before.

"Take the shirt off darling, underwear stays on"

You moaned at the deep sound of his voice before you pulled the shirt off your body. This is why you needed your hands to be free.

"Done baby..it's sooo cold"

"Mmmhmm bask in the cold for me..need you to feel it sweetheart, need you to feel me around you, every breeze shall remind you of me"

"Ohh Godd" you moaned as your fingers played with your erect nipples while the other hand went inside the waistband of your underwear, you have never felt so soaked in your entire life. You pictured him on his bed, stroking himself slowly, you could almost feel him around you, his scent was all around your bed.

"Are you dripping for me darling?"

"Mmmhmm so wet..I feel… slutty"

"Slutty huh.. Feels naughty.. doesn't it?"

"Mmm I can imagine the precum glistening at the tip of your cock, always gets me going" his breath hitched as you said that, your voice remained sultry and breathy, every word dripping with raw sexuality.

"Oh yess" he rubbed his thumb over the tip of his cock and used the precum as a lube to fasten the pace of his movement "What would you do if I was there?"

"Mmm if I was there..I'd lick it clean"

"Fucking hell darling, you're a dream"

"Mmm that's nothing..I have a filthy fantasy in my head, would you like me to share?"

"Please do share" he smiled.

You heard the sound his cock made as he pumped himself vigorously. Your own fingers worked your clit but you wished you had him touching you instead

"Just wishing I was there, on my knees, ready to service you"

"You want to serve me huh? How would you do that sweet thing?"

"However you want, but I desperately want to suck your cock" he moaned as you said that, his imagination went wild instantly .

"Ohh fuckkk yess, you keep teasing me with that ..one of these days I'm just going to grab you by the head and shove my cock in that pretty little teasing mouth "

"Ohhh God lo I wish you'd do that..I wish you'd just take me like that"

"I bet you'd like that .. want me to rough you up sweetheart?"

"God yess i want to suck your cock all the time and worship you like the god you are.. especially when you look so pretty like that" the furious fapping sounds only heated your arousal to the extreme, all your senses were at play here.

"Uhhhuh ohhh babyy my sweet baby keep talking my love"

"Ohhh God" you moaned at the petname that he had never used for you before.

"You like it when I call you that?"

"You have never done that before..I love it..goshh I can't stop thinking about sucking your cock, it's so filthy but it feels so good"

"I know it does. Close your eyes and just think of me standing at the edge of your bed"

"Oh that's so hot..I'm picturing you all naked with your hair dripping, your cock hard and heavy, i would suck every drop of water off your glistening skin"

"Mmmhm.. and pull your hair up, I'd need something to hold"

"Godd yess"

"Good girl..now I have your lips wrapped around my cock.. eager to see how deep you will take me before you gag on it"

"Fuckkk lokiii ..I'm gonna make a mess of myself " you whined as your fingers pumped in and out of your walls.

"I need you to be a complete mess darling "

"And I want to..ummm noo..that's too dirty" he chuckled as you said that, the raging animal in him wanted to cross all the boundaries of decency. You were his to ruin afterall.

"Come on sweetheart lay it all out on me, I'd never judge you, I'll go as filthy as you'd want me to, I'm all yours to be dirty with" he whispered, his voice rich and seductive. At this point you'd have came just by the sound of his voice reading a dictionary.

"God i love you"

"I love youu"

"Okayyy umm you want to hear it?"

"Please tell me"

"I just want to press my head between your legs and kiss every inch of your cock, your scent intoxicates me lo, uggghh i want to stay there until that's all there's to this world, just the thought makes me so wet for you" his pace quickened as he imagined the scenario in his head.

"That is so lewd sweetheart..I don't know why you'd assume that I wouldn't want to suffocate you between my thighs if that is what you desire so desperately" you whined as he said that.

"Mmm I want that lo..i want it so bad..god I'm so close"

"So am I. Let it go sweetheart, just think of the next time I am there with you in going to fulfill all your dirty little dreams"

"Godd yes"

"Cum for me pretty girl..there you go..let me hear those pretty sounds" he slowed down his pace as he heard you cumming so hard, the breathy moans as you crumbled almost took him out as well but he wanted to last a little bit longer, the fantasy you had about him had brought him to the edge, he just needed you to tell him to cum. He stroked himself slowly as he thought about you just worshipping his body, your heavy breathing slowly faded and then he heard nothing at all.

"Darling are you there?"

He asked you just to be sure that you were still there with him.

"You thought I'd leave you hanging like this?" he chuckled as you said that.

"Never, i know you'd never leave me hanging"

"Mmhm..Good boy, are you close, baby?" He bit on his lower lip as you said that, he was no boy any longer, he hadn't been one for a long time but the way you just melted him and brought him to his knees with two simple words never failed to amaze him.

"Yess my goddess"

"Awhhh do you want me to tell you what to do?" You cooed and you heard a whine in response before he spoke.

"Pleasee tell me what to do" he whispered as he closed his eyes and stroked himself again.

"Just keep going baby..think about your cock in my mouth, does it feel good?"

"Soo good ..I want to cum inside your mouth darling" he whispered as he quickened his pace.

"But I want you to cum all over yourself baby ..want to know why?"

"Whyyyy …whyy please tell me why" he whined and his voice got higher and higher, he was going to cum soon and you knew that.

"Because I want to lick every drop of your cum from every inch of your skin" you heard him grunting as the filthy image filled his head, it was impossible to hold on any longer and he growled like an animal as his orgasm swept him away..

"That's it…that's a good boy, such a pretty boy" the growl slowly turned into a whimper as he rode his high, the sound of your voice only made him wish you were there, not just to make all these dirty fantasies come true but so he could hold you and have you pamper him like the good boy he was for you. He never needed much time to recover but he was so quite on the other side, you could just imagine him all flushed and pink in the cheeks, god you missed him.

"You want to take two minutes to get cleaned and come back?" You asked him so he laughed a little before he agreed to the proposal, his cum had splattered all around his torso and his chest, sone made it to his chin so he definitely needed a quick shower again.

In the meantime you also got cleaned up, put on a fresh pair of underwear and you huddled inside the blanket he had gifted you.

"I'm back"

"I'm here princess, are you all bundled up? Don't want you to get cold anymore" you giggled as he said that.

"Mmm you are so cute.. safe to say we'd never ever get back to being friends after that filthy conversation" he chuckled as you said that. Somehow this conversation felt more sexual than you two having actual sex and you both have done it plenty of times in the last few weeks.

"So that fantasy of yours where–"

"Shutuuupp" you cut him off as your cheeks flushed.

"Darling we need–"

"Nooo shushhh I said shushhh" he laughed at your embarassement, you always got so shy after the act and he always found it endearing, it was like having the best of the both worlds, the shy adorable princess who wore cute little underwear turned into a dominating little minx as soon as she was horny, he was blessed truly.

"That fantasy of yours is very tittilating is all I am trying to convey" you hummed as he said that.

"Mmm its not weird?"

"Darling, to know that my natural scent arouses you is very erotic in nature, so primal" you smiled as he said that. Every inch of him aroused you.

"Okayyy..I just don't want to make you feel weird"

"You could never my love" he mumbled but when you didn't say anything in response he spoke again,

"Are you sleepy now?"

"No baby I'm here" a yawn accompanied your words so it was less believable.

"You can sleep my love, you have to work tomorrow"

"Mmmm"

"Darling?"

"I'm here, i love you so much…so so much..it's crazy how much I love you" he smiled as you mumbled in your pre sleep hazy state. He truly wished he was there at the moment to snuggle with you.

"I love you and just so you know, nothing will ever ruin our friendship, you will always be my best friend in the whole nine realms and I be yours"

"Mmmmmmmm best friends forever" you clutched onto a pillow and made bird-like kissing noises over the phone. He didn't hang up until he was assured you had fallen asleep.

You woke up right around 9 in the morning, you had to be at work in like an hour so you hurriedly got dressed. You called Loki but his phone was unreachable. There was a voicemail he had left on your phone around 3 am so you gave it a listen

"Darling, I know you are asleep and I didn't want to wake you. I am leaving now and I would love to hear from you sometime later in the day, I shall return by the afternoon so perhaps you will hear from me" he chuckled and it made you smile but it also made you very emotional, you just wanted him to be safe and come back to you "I know..I just know you are tearing up now so I'm going to go.. Loki come on brother, we are getting late" you heard Thor's voice in the background and it made you chuckle "See you soon my beloved..never forget that I love you"

Around 4 in the afternoon you called him again and his cellphone was still out of reach, he should have been back by now and he was supposed to call you.

Anxiety crippled you when in the evening you called him again but his cellphone still had no reception so you finally called Jane and asked her if they were back, she told you that all of the Avengers had returned except Loki. Your heart went still as she said that.

"What do you mean…where is he?" Your voice choked on your tears and you heard her sighing.

"I don't know..Thor is looking for him..he just disappeared, all of them had decided to meet at the same spot once they were done with their individual assignments but Loki didn't return but he'll be okay y/n just keep yourself calm okay" she told you but how were you supposed to stay calm in this situation? He was missing, they couldn't find him. Where was he? Did Thanos take him again? Was he being hurt again? Millions of questions were bothering you, you just wanted him to be back to you, safe, you didn't even talk to him before he had left. Why didn't you talk to him?

You had no moment of peace after that but around ten at night you heard a knock on the window and as you opened the blinders, you saw his bruised but smiling face. You quickly opened the window and he got in, that's when you noticed that those weren't the bruises but he seemed badly sunburned. He was in his green Asgardian leather uniform.

"Where were you?" Your eyes welled up so he grabbed your shoulders to hug him, as soon as you felt his embrace you broke down, he quickly picked you up and then you felt him stumbling on his feet so you asked him to put you down.

"What's wrong lo? God please tell me what's wrong with you?"

"Alright, but you need to relax my darling" you crossed your arms as he said that, you glared at him for a moment before you grabbed his arm and made him sit down on the sofa.

"I got severely heated at the mission"'

"You got what?"

"We were in this desert, Sahara, or something and i underestimated the heat, i collapsed suddenly and fell down in this open pit"

"Why would you go there? You know you can't tolerate that much heat lo" you raised your voice a little and he just wanted to calm you down, he had been through this feeling when he couldn't get in touch with you the day you had met Stephen so he knew how terrified you must have felt.

"I know that now, i am sorry I didn't mean to scare you like that darling, come here" he opened his arms so you sighed and hugged him before you abruptly got back up again. You closed the window and lowered the thermostat so it was freezing cold in your apartment.

"Take your clothes off baby"

"Really you want to–" he smirked but as you glared at him again, instead of finishing whatever innuendo he had in mind he waved his fingers and he was completely nude except for a brief that he had on, you came back to him with bunch of icepacks and sun burn soothing cream in your hands, you also had a bowl filled with ice cubes.

"Princess I don't need this, my immunity will kick in now that I'm back into the cold environment"

You put the stuff down on the sofa at his response and decided to storm away but he grabbed your arm and pulled you on his lap.

"I am sorry, i need it, fix me darling..I am sorry..hey I'm sorry" he kissed you softly and grabbed an ice pack then he gave it you so you placed it on his cheek around the burned area, the tears spilled from your eyes so he wiped them away with his thumbs. You grabbed the cream and applied it on the burn mark all around his face as gently as you could before you moved down and rubbed the ice cube on his chest.

He had a huge burn mark right in the center of his chest and it did feel soothing to him, he remembered how he was literally melting under the heat. He had similar marks all over his body, he was badly burned because of the scorching sun. Apparently he fainted and had fallen into a desert hole, it was only when the sun went down and the temperature got colder that he gained his consciousness back and came out of the pit, that's when Thor found him.

"You could have died" you sniffled between your cries so he shook his head and tried to kiss you but you pulled away, you just felt scared still. You actually thought something horrible had happened to him.

"I am sorry I yelled baby I'm so sorry..i was just scared" you cupped his cheeks and kissed all over his face as tenderly as you could.

"I know..you do not need to apologise i understand but i am here now, love me princess ..please love me" you cupped his cheeks and kissed him as his sad voice pricked your heart.

Safe to say he didn't go back to the tower that night because you spent the night loving him and pampering him as best as you could.

His job was risky, you knew that and whatever had occurred today had only made you more paranoid, you had extreme anxiety about the most frivolous things in life so this definitely wasn't easy, you didn't think you were capable of dealing with such a situation but you knew you had to learn to do that, you had to learn to be patient with his job, he was a strong warrior and he had been through hell and back.

And that night he had promised you that no matter what happens he'd always return to you.

"Okayy I'm apologizing in advance if she yells at you" Loki chuckled as you said that but then he realized you weren't joking, he was in a small city in Ohio with you, you wanted him to go meet your mother in person and he was nervous about it, mainly because he knew your mother hated his guts. He looked around and your mother's house was nothing like the buildings he was used to seeing in NYC or even your apartment. It was a typical two storey house in an Suburban area.

As you knocked on her door he grabbed your other hand in his to comfort you, he could feel you shaking with nervousness.

"Is this the house you grew up in?"

"No my dad lives there with his new girlfriend ..ummmm this is David's house, my mom moved here after wedding, ofcourse"

He nodded as you said that. As soon as the door opened and she had a look at him, she gasped loudly and took a step back as if she had seen a ghost, his brows furrowed and he stepped behind you to hide then he peeked his head to the side to look at her but she was just staring at him, still horrified.

You wrapped your arm around him and grabbed his hand to bring him back on your side again, you would have told him how adorable he was being but now wasn't the time.

When your mother didn't say anything you took him inside and that's when you saw literally everyone there, there was David of course, his precious daughters- Chelsea and Courtney, your mother's sisters and their kids. They all just seemed as bewildered as your mom.

"I said I wanted youuuu to meet him…you ..not the whole clan" you glared at her and she crossed her arms before she walked past you.

"Well Missy you have no right to be upset after this" she sneered at you so you sighed..

"Is that Loki? Avenger Loki? Oh my goshhhhh" you heard Courtney whispering, why the hell was she here? Wasn't she supposed to be in London? She was possibly creaming her panties already at the sight of him. He did look devastatingly handsome in that white button up shirt

"Does anyone get Mark Johnson vibes from him?" Chelsea mumbled, she seemed heavily pregnant now. You just hopeed she won't induce early labour to steal the attention from you. God you felt like a bitch around these people, they brought out the worst in you. Family right?

"Sit down lo..I'm so sorry " you mumbled to him and his brows furrowed but he complied to your request and sat down on one of the single couches.

"Mom, can I have a word with you in private?"

"Oh you want privacy now after you have humiliated me in front of everyone?" You glared at her as she said that.

"Ohhhh you are the one humiliated huh? You think this is humiliating for youuu?" You stormed towards the kitchen so she followed you.

"How long has this been going on for? And how did you even meet him?"

"He picked up the tesseract and guess where he ended up? In my apartment, he was living with me in my apartment for two months before he was caught again"

"Oh my lord" she put her hand on her chest dramatically as she braced herself against the counter.

"Don't be so shocked, you have met him already once, remember the dinner?" Her eyes widened as you said that

"I knew that day itself that he seemed familiar" you sighed as she said that.

"Look mom whatever notions and prejudices you have set against him, he's not that person"

"Oh how do you know that? For all you know he could just be fooling you"

"Why would he do that? I'm nothing special. Why–"

"Exactly my point. Why would he want you of all women on earth? He must have an agenda" She said to you and your eyes teared up. Sometimes your mom was the most insensitive person there ever could be.

"Maybe because we got to know each other mom, maybe just maybeeeeee although it might seem like a stretch to you but maybeeeee he just loves me for who I am even though you and dad had always hated me for that" you raised your voice but your voice choked up as usual, you felt frustrated and angry but the fact that you could never let out your frustration without crying was even more frustrating than your mom believing that a man couldn't just fall in love with you.

Loki was standing right outside the kitchen and all he wanted to do was grab your arm and take you away but he knew you'd never want that either, you loved your family and you needed them in your life. You took a deep breath to calm down, this wasn't the reason you were there.

"Look, If you'd just give him a chance you'll see him the way I do, he's not the man you think he is, he saved my life, do you know that? If it wasn't for him i probably would have gotten killed–"

"What are you talking about?"

"I'm not going to discuss that right now. Just get out there and treat him nicely mom or you won't be seeing me for a very long time" she groaned as you said that. Loki made his way back to the living room and sat down. David offered him a cup of tea which he gladly accepted. After a minute or two you returned with your mom and you asked him to scooch on the couch so you could sit next to him. You felt his hand rubbing your back gently so you smiled at him and kissed his cheek softly.

Nobody was saying anything, there was silence all around and a lot of staring so you sighed.

"Any questions? Do you guys want to say something?" You looked around the room and none of them said a word except your mom.

"What are you planning to do with my daughter? Will you marry her?" She asked him and you facepalmed immediately.

"Next question " you glared at her and she glared at him again "Really nothing? Nobody? Because you guys have alot to say when I'm fucking up my life or is it because you all know that i have something good going on here. That must be it huh…this must be killing you people" you stood up so he did as well and you linked your fingers around his own.

"Call us in when you really want to get to know him mom" you held his hand tightly and made your way to the front door, you had a lot of apologizing to do to him.

"Oh by the way, Chelsea?" She tilted her head as you turned around to look at her "Remember when you told me that no prince charming would come knocking on my door with this attitude? Well guess what" you pointed towards Loki and she scoffed but it was borne out of jealousy you could tell, all of a sudden their perfect life seemed not so perfect, it's not that your relationship with Loki was perfect but you knew that he was and you finally had someone you knew would never cheat you or lie to you or backstab you for selfish reasons and you wanted them to know that you were proud of him and you were blessed to have him.

As you stepped out on your porch loki cupped your cheeks and kissed you softly.

"I will return in a minute"

"Loki–"

"Please darling?" He pleaded with you with his eyes to go in again so you sighed. You didn't want them to hurt him with their words but you allowed him to go in. You eavesdropped and heard him wanting to chat with your mother in private so you circled around the house and stood in front of the kitchen window just so you could hear their conversation,

"Mrs y/l/n i know you are wary of me–"

"I can't even stand in the same room as you" she spat at him and your jaw clenched.

"And i understand that, I do, what I have done still gnaws at me every moment of my life"

"I'm sure it does" she said sarcastically. Is it wrong to want to hit your mom?

"It does and I don't think I would have come out of it if it wasn't for your daughter. I just want to tell you that you should be immensely proud of her because she is the kindest most gentle soul i have ever come across in my life and i have seen a lot, I have seen the evil that is out there in the universe but your daughter? She's so precious and all she had been wanting in her life is to be happy, that's all she has ever wished for, she never wanted to hurt you with her choices, she just wants to be happy and live her life on her own terms and whether you like it or not..i do tend to make her happy" she scoffed as he said that, you wiped your tears as his words filled your heart with such contentment.

"You can take your time with me and I promise you I will most certainly earn your forgiveness but please do not punish her for this, that is my earnest request to you" she crossed her arms and shook her head in disbelief so he looked down, he just had one more thing to say.

"And just so you know your daughter, my darling y/n, she's very special not just to me but as a human being, she's the most special woman there ever could be and i always wanted to share my gratitudes with you because without you she wouldn't be what she is so thank you, that is all, have a good day"

You smiled as he finished his words, his words had melted the frustration you had been feeling, you wanted your mother to give him a chance but if she didn't want to even listen to him then it wasn't on you or him anymore, you had done your due diligence, you just wanted to get the heck out of here but then you heard your mom,

"Please join us for early dinner in the evening, both of you"

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Note: Is she coming around? We will see.

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CH 3 Ophidiophobia: Fear of snakes

Pairings: Wandanat x reader

Word count: 2.0K

Summary: Loki arrives as a snake, and you panic and try to stab him with a butter knife.

TW: Knife? Snakes. Panic (not attack just the regular kind). Mild description of shock and adrenaline.

A/n Ok so I’m not afraid of snakes but I have been in shock before, plus I’m a little bit of an adrenaline junkie (kinda) so I know what it's like. Hope you guys like this chapter. It’s been a while since I posted for the series. Sorry to everyone who’s been waiting I plan to be posting more soon (key word planning). I rather like how this turned out. Enjoy my traumatised little beans :) … also I’m Australian so i call it jam. Deal with it.

Nat had just gotten back from a mission; it wasn’t too bad, but it did mean that you and Wanda had been doing everything in your power to make her comfortable. You were in the kitchen making Nat her favourite to eat. PB and J sandwiches. You were lathering on the ingredients with great generosity, just the way Natasha liked it. Lots of jam and lots of peanut butter. You were humming the tune to a song by Rihanna you had been listening to lately and dancing around the kitchen. The rest of the team were around somewhere but nobody else was in the kitchen. Just you.

Screwing the lid back on the two jars you placed down the butter knife next to the three plates of sandwiches. One for each of you. Wanda was setting up the bedroom so you guys could have a movie day and you were also planning to grab a bunch of snacks from the cupboard for later, so you didn’t have to come back to the kitchen.

Opening the frigid you deposited the jars and went and found a tray to put all the stuff on. At this point you had moved from humming the song to singing it. You weren’t a bad singer, quite the opposite in fact. You had a lovely voice and as you grabbed the tray you were wiggling your hips to the beat. Something both of your girlfriends found cute and endearing, something they had told you many times in similar situations.

You turned around and set the tray down on the bench. Using the knife to cut the sandwiches the way your girls liked them. Nat liked hers in half diagonally. Wanda liked hers in four little triangles with the crusts cut off, much like a child which is something both you and Natasha teased her for. And you liked them the way you always did, the same as Natasha but without crusts like Wanda, you were the prefect mix of the both of them. The mediator in squabbles and the middle of all cuddles. You were the one that was probably babied the most but it felt nice to be loved in such a tender and compassionate way.

You had just finished the last of the delicate slicing when you glanced around, seeing nobody but your own reflection in the fridge door you smiled to yourself and licked the jam off the knife. Your mother would have had a conniption, you lost count of how many times you were scolded for licking knives as a child. Even if you were always careful to avoid the blade, you were young, not stupid. Except for that one time you cut your tongue on a tape measure but thats a story you would take with you to the grave, scar and all.

Drawing the knife away from your lips and licking the stick residue from the corners of your mouth you walked over to the sink and began to rinse the knife to put it in the high-powered dishwasher Tony had made … adjustments too. Somehow seeing the genius doing domestic tasks was always somewhat of a point of amusement for you and seemingly also the team. But all it had taken was an ask from pepper to “spruce up life around the tower” and the man had been following her like a puppy as she pointed out things for him to “improve.” You laughed at the memory, ever since Pepper had given the world Morgan, Tony was practically bending over backwards to do anything she asked of him and more. Poor guy. So very in love.

You had just gone to turn around to put the knife in what was basically a nuclear-powered dish-cleaning-germ-destroying machine, when you heard the unmistakeable hiss of your worst fear. You froze. Hearing the animal slither along the tiles. Gripping the knife harder in your hand you slowly turned on your heel to face it. The colour drained out of your face. Your hands shook slightly around the knife, and it took all your energy to swallow as your mouth suddenly felt very dry. Your heartbeat in your ears and you didn’t spare a thought as to how the huge beast of a snake managed to get into the tower.

Yellow eyes blinked back as you stared into the face of an emerald-green python. Its small fangs glinted with the reflection of the fluorescent lights of the kitchen ceiling. It hissed, its pink tongue darting in and out of its curved mouth. It stopped a meter away from you seemingly sizing you up. With what almost looked like a smile it opened its mouth giving you a front row seat to a perfect line of teeth that were razor sharp and you had no plans to prove that. It began to coil itself in and you were worried it was about to spring at you. Snakes did that right?

Holding the knife tighter you made a decision. In a fast movement you hurled the knife at the snake's head. You had seemed to catch it off guard as it watched the blade sail towards its face, arching nicely in the air. You had impeccable aim as always. But at the last possible minute it dodged, and the knife clattered to the floor behind it.

“Shit.” You swore. Now you had no weapon and no way out. The snake had you cornered against the bench. In other words, you were between a rock and a hard place, aka somewhere you didn’t want to be. With nothing to hold in your shaky hands you began to curl your fingers into fists and then relax them before repeating the movement. You were still terrified, if not even more so now you had nothing to defend yourself with.

At that movement the snake launched itself at you and you shut your eyes. However instead of the feeling of its fangs piercing your arms which had come up to cover your head, there was a bright flash of green which you saw even behind your closed eyes. Tentatively you peaked open a hesitant eye to look around. You heard laughing and your felt yourself trembling like a hairless cat in winter.

When all you saw was Loki you were ready to kill the frost giant. Before you could make any move, still running off adrenaline Wanda walked into the kitchen.

She paused at the sight. You were still curled in on yourself protecting your head while lock was bent at the waist, an arm on the counter to stabilise himself as he laughed.

“Whats going on in here?” Wanda asked her head tilting dangerously.

“You should have seen her face.” Loki said wiping imaginary tears from his eyes.

“What. Did. You. Do?” Wanda said taking in your fragile and scared state. She crossed the kitchen while Loki composed himself and you threw your body into her arms. With a small oomph noise, she caught you, wrapping her arms around your shaking torso and adding some delicious pressure to the hug you ground you and hopefully stave off any nastier symptoms of shock.

Loki had stopped laughing now and seemed almost concerned at your reaction. Wanda rubbed circles on your back as you shook evenly with small sobs which broke up the trembling. Over your shoulder Wanda glared at like with enough heat to melt a glacier. She mouthed to him ‘Talk. Now.’ With a glare shaper than his favourite dagger. Seeing no way out of this Loki stammered his explanation.

“Thor had told me of this mid-guardians fear of snakes…”

“You didnt.” Wanda growled protectively, and Loki swallowed trying to hide his fear of the witch, he was a god after all he shouldn’t be scared of mortals. But a protective Wanda was a dangerous creature after all.

“I did not realise it was so severe. My apologies Wanda.” He said.

“We will talk about this later and you will give Y/n a real apology.” She commanded. “Now leave, before a make you.” She said and Loki nodded and left in a flash of green that bounced off the walls of the kitchen.

Wanda drew a shaky breath to dispel her anger towards the god of mischief. Sure, it was in his nature to play pranks, but Wanda was fiercely protective over her girlfriends. She pressed a kiss to the crown of your head as you continued to sob into her collar.

“Sh sh shhh its ok sweet girl. Im here. Im here baby. It's alright. He’s gone my love. There’s nothing that can hurt you now.” She said and held you close. You let out a small whimper and Wanda gently picked you up. You clung to her like a koala. Your legs wrapped around her waist and her hands under your thighs to hold you up. Your arms where wrapped around her neck and your cheek pressed into her covered chest. You sniffled softly as the tears still fell.

“Let’s go watch a movie with natty my baby girl.” Wanda said and she walked out using her magic to bring the snacks and sandwiches you had prepared earlier.

You nodded still not saying anything, emotionally drained. Worn out from the stress, shock and pure fear you felt. You hate snakes. They were a phobia of yours since you were a child. Wanda whispered soothing words in your hair and rubbed her nose on your cheek making you let out a water giggle.

“There’s my sweet little girl.” Wanda said and you blushed and buried your face in her neck making the woman coo at how cute you were. Walking back into the bedroom Wanda mentally informed nat of what had happened not wanting to bring it up again after you had begun to calm down. Nat gave a look saying she would fight Loki later and Wanda shook her head with a smile. She gently set you down in Nat’s open and waiting arms and you clung to her like you had to Wanda. Wanda passed Nat a sandwich and she grinned. Knowing you just wanted cuddles and could eat later. Wanda came and sat beside nat and placed a hand on your lower back ti rub soothing circles.

“You did it just the way i like Detka.” Nat said and you nodded softly into her chest. You were laid on top of her. Your legs either-side of her thighs as you wrapped your arms around her back. Your front flush to hers and face buried in her chest. Wanda chuckled softly at the position. It was one of your favoured ones. You turned your face to the side and your cheek smushed against Nat’s chest. You glared at her and poked your tongue out before burning your face again. Wanda only chuckled harder and nat paused her eat to rub your back.

“Are you being mean to wanda baby?” Nat said with a hint of amusement in her voice.

A small huffed out “no.” Was heard from the fabric of her shirt and Nat stifled a smile at your antics. They could hear the pout in your voice.

“Really now?” Nat said sounding amused. “Cuz, you know what happens with you are.” She said and you shuddered.

“No.” you said again and nat and wanda shared a demonic grin before they began to tickle you. You squealed and began laughing.

“S-stop. S-tooopp” you whined and after a bit both redheads relented.

“It's not fair your both not ticklish.” You huffed and Wanda and Nat laughed.

“Come here baby.” Wanda said and opened her arms.

“No. Comfy.” You pouted and wanda matched the expression.

“Then I’ll come to you.” Wanda moved closer and curled into Nat’s side throwing an arm over you. She had selected a romcom to watch and the three of your settled in for the movie. Wanda passed you the sandwich and you dropped crumbs on Nat’s shirt much to her amusement. After an afternoon of tlc and some much-needed cuddles. You were feeling much better. Loved. And all thoughts of snakes gone from the crevices of your mind.

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lokisgoodgirl · 1 year

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Since I re-watched Ragnarok yesterday, I can't help but to thirst, so...

We love a sassy Loki, don't we? And the lil' bit of chest hair, poking out of his tunic. 👀

The ✨Black Suit of Doom✨... Do I have to say more? Honestly... 🤤 Everytime I see him in that suit, I expire within seconds.

I piss myself laughing. Every. Damn. Time. This scene never gets old. 😂 I mean... After all, we can't blame the Grandmaster, can we? 👀

Baby literally went from 😐 to 😲 - and that's so cute. Such a sweet bean. Makes me happy every time I see it. 🥰

Why can't I walk inside my room and find him like that?? Why??? 😭

I just want to bury my hands in his hair and kiss his jawline. Please, and thank you.

Yesss... My king, my god, SAVE ME! SAVE US! 🙇🏼‍♀️🫠

The obscene moan which escaped my lips, watching this scene... 🤤

*panting heavily*

*panty explosion*

(I would've continued my thirst train, but tumblr won't let me... ☹)

"panty explosion" 🤣🤣🤣♥️ I fucking love you. I love the fact that TUMBLR cut you off. Even TUMBLR was like girl this is too much. 🤣🤣

I really must treat myself to some Ragnarok this week. Its been too long. And by too long, I mean like 3 weeks.

Maddie... I just wanna fck Ragnarok Loki SO. BAD. SO. BAD.

Lads. It's been a while...can you find a gif of Ragnarok Loki that makes you die inside of pure melting dissolving desire? Time will tell. Here's mine.

Also, welcome back @fictive-sl0th @lunarnights95 @peachyjinx @mochie85 @coldnique and @sarahscribbles who were all taking a lil tumblr break recently. We missed ya ❤️😊

@gigglingtigger @littlespaceyelf @mochie85 @wheredafandomat @liminalpebble @psychospore @fictive-sl0th @lunarnights95 @coldnique @maple-seed @alexakeyloveloki @lovelysizzlingbluebird @holdmytesseract @lokikissesmyforehead @goblingirlsarah @marygoddessofmischief @caffiend-queen @glitchquake @cheekyscamp @kikster606 @ladyofthestayingpower @give-me-a-moose @lokiprompts @peachyjinx @peaches1958 @thomase1 @tbhiddlestan83 @thedistractedagglomeration @loopsisloops @mischief2sarawr @mischief-dream @ladymischief11 @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 ++♥️

#loki laufeyson #SAS stuff

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topsyturvy-turtely · 1 year

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Fluffbruary with turtely

Day 3

[day 2] [day 4]

prompts: thread | coast | beach by @fluffbruary <3

fandom: BBC Sherlock

♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡

June 13th 2022, 7:37 AM

person: [texts]

JW: Headed to the beach with Rosie.

SH: Boring.

JW: You're welcome to join. Rosie misses you.

SH: I miss the Watsons.

JW: You coming then?

SH: Busy.

JW: Think about it. We'll stay here all day until sunset.

10:18 AM

JW: Just got out of the water. It's freezing.

SH: If it were freezing you wouldn't be able to swim in it.

JW: Smartass.

10:34 AM

JW: Rosie is building "the mind palace"

SH: That's absurd.

JW: I think it's cute :-)

SH: The whole concept is based on it being only existent in my mind. Hence it is called mind palace.

JW: She just asked when you're coming ;-)

10:47 AM

SH: What beach are you at?

JW: Camber Sands, East Sussex.

SH: Be there at 1pm.

JW: Rosie just jumped in excitement.

SH: Did you too?

JW: Of course not.

10:54 AM

JW: Maybe a little bit.

SH: Knew it.

JW: Are you bringing your speedo?

SH: You know I will.

JW: Had to confirm my fantasies.

SH: You're at the beach!

JW: EXACTLY.

[continued under the cut]

***

1:18 PM

person: [face-to-face conversation *actions/facial expressions*]

JW: Finally! *kisses Sherlock*

SH: *raises eyebrow* Missed me?

JW: You know I do every minute that I'm not with you. *deliberatly places his hand on Sherlock's behind* Looking good there.

SH: *chuckles* I'm going for a swim. *kisses John's cheek*

JW: Please stay within sight!

SH: *eye roll*

JW: *stern look*

SH: I will.

2:02 PM

JW: You know, you got a thread hanging from your speedo. It looks like a tail.

SH: *horrified* WHAT?

JW: It's quite long. Hanging down half your thigh.

SH: That's... horrifying.

JW: Hmm, too bad, might have to take them off...

SH: John!

JW: What? Oh, come on. it's not that bad. We'll just buy you new ones. I'll happily help you with this task.

SH: You are horrible.

JW: If with "horrible" you mean "very helpful and just a tad in love with your ass in a speedo" - yes I am. Wanna take a stroll along the coast?

SH: With my thread-tail?!

JW: Oh, come 'ere you big baby! *removes thread with teeth* There. Happy?

SH: *looking slightly amazed* You've got no shame.

JW: Complaining?

SH: Wouldn't dream of it.

♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡♥︎♡

i love the idea of sherlock being an advanced swimmer - that's the reason why he insists on a speedo ;)

oh and they dropped the whole "signing with their initials" thing... because they are a couple :))

first time i used this format of writing - please tell me what you think <3

tag list! (tell me if you wanna be added or removed💚) @justanobsessedpan @helloliriels @fluffbyday-smutbynight @inevitably-johnlocked @hisfavouritejumper @rhasima @forfucksakejohn @ohlooktheresabee @turbulenttrouble @7arantellgrrl @ssmeowl123 @so-youre-unattached-like-me @totallysilvergirl @peanitbear @train-mossman @loki-lock @smulderscobie @timberva @grace-in-the-wilderness @chinike @pansherlock @the-smol-bean-libby-blog @jawnn-watson @whatnext2020 @escapingthereality @missdeliadili @kettykika78 @musingsofmyown @7-percent @speedymoviesbyscience @astudyin221b @francj15 @almosttinycowboy @ladylindaaa @we-r-loonies @mxster-jocale @sherlockcorner @noahspector @our-stars-graveside @jobooksncoffee @baker-street-blog @psychosociogentleman @quickslvxr @macgyvershe @myladylyssa

#turtely writes #fluffbruary #fluffbruary 2023 #day 3 #happy about reblogs 🥰#johnlock ficlet #johnlock texts #johnlock #bbc sherlock #sherlock #john watson #sherlock holmes #sherlock x john #john x sherlock

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madladmorty · 7 months

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My deities to me in a nutshell

Pluto: Will you just stop? You are always either procrastinating out of fear or embarrassment, or you are panicking about nothing of consequence. Also, you need to get started on divination, whenever you're ready.

Loki: Damn, that one was priceless! I am such a genius! Wait, she said WHAT!? Nuh-uh, wrong, incorrect, you are perfect and know yourself, stop this bullshit!

Beelzebub: How are you supposed to move forward if you can't let go of anything? I broke those things for your own good. Oh, cute kitty little cat, look at those toe beans!

#paganism #witchcraft #pagan #shitpost #witchblr #pagan witch #witch #loki #pluto #beelzebub #roman paganism #norse paganism #demonology

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castor-romeo · 10 months

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crcom: kamigami no asobi

episode 1

- what the fuck is the opening scene

- no seriously what the fuck?!

- please put on pants

- everyone needs a break from serious stuff and this was my choice, i do not regret it at all

- sword portkey!!

- ~pretty boys with flowers~

- pleasantly surprised by the different mythologies being represented/used

- i think i found the main love interest, spoiler alert he’s blond

episode 2

- do you get on the pegasus with the pretty boy you just met? of course you do this is a romance!

- can you fuck the teacher? asking for a friend

episode 3

- beach episode?

- stripping! because everyone wants to see shirtless anime boys!

- ah yes fireworks make everything better

- the more i hear apollon’s voice the more it annoys me

episode 4

- “going home club” i would join that lol

- hades is a drama queen

- something tells me the boys™ don’t want you talking to hades, that was too many accidents to be a coincidence

- oh my god he likes making puns

episode 5

- thoth has some great nicknames for the boys™

- mmmmm plot induced sword fights

- i spy a tsundere

- it seems we have entered the one episode per character focus segment

- why does she have to be in mortal danger so often

- we made it to the unlocking tragic backstories part

episode 6

- i’m all for the “physically stuck together until emotions happen” trope, but handcuffs (deathnote style) are more fun than rings

- haha thoth just,,,kabedon’ed yui while Tsukito was kneeling on the floor

- let me just cross off “stalking friends while they are on a date” cliche

episode 7

- how did loki miss the entire premise of the show? of course yui is human

- loki you gotta stop being jealous and flirting with balder by talking about meat

- someone tell loki that seducing your ex’s current crush is not a good idea

episode 8

- those are the biggest and creepiest candles ever apollon

- thoth...is a good business man but what is his obsession with red bean soup

- of all the characters to have a yandere side, i was not expecting balder

- ...maybe not ex’s with the amount of be together forever talk between loki and balder

- wait what??!! cliff hanger much??!!

episode 9

- haha the comments on crunchyroll for this episode (and most of the others) are talking about thoth and his wall slams

closing remarks

- not my favorite reverse harem/romance anime (it’s kinda bland?) but it has funny and cute moments

- if you like pretty boy fanservice, you will probably like this

- the op and ed are pretty too

#kamigami no asobi #crcom #crcom anime #yui kusanagi #Apollon Agana Belea #Hades Aidoneus #Tsukito Totsuka #Takeru Totsuka #Balder Hringhorni #Loki Laevatein #Thor Megingjard #Dionysus Thyrsos #Thoth Caduceus #Zeus Keraunos

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sserpente · 2 years

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A/N: Heyho there, my lovelies! So, as we know now, part of Season 2 of Loki will take place in a McDonald’s. So… what if Loki ordered some food there? Enjoy, everyone!

Words: 1372 Warnings: pure fluff + Loki being a sad bean

Soaking wet, you stormed inside the heated building, almost slipping on the tiles with your wet soles. Loki and Mobius followed suit behind you, both of them drenched to the core as well. The place you had fled to from the raging thunderstorm outside was a shabby McDonald’s branch in the suburbs. Not one of those new modern ones but rather one of those old 80s restaurants the owner had failed to upgrade to modern standards—at least, there were no smart screens to order your food yet. Instead, customers were greeted by a creepy Ronald McDonald statue in the corner. Ugh.

Nevertheless, it was either this or the pouring rain outside. Besides, the smell of fatty fast food made you inexplicably hungry. You hadn’t had McDonald’s in ages.

“I’m ordering some food,” you announced with a shrug.

“I mean … we could do with a break,” Mobius said.

You turned to Loki. “Have you ever had McDonald’s before?”

“No,” Loki responded slowly.

“You’re either gonna love it or you’re gonna absolutely hate it, there is no in-between.”

“Lovely…”

You grinned at him before moving towards the counter, your squeaky footsteps echoing through the surprisingly quiet restaurant.

“Heya…” The cashier smiled at you. “What can I get started for you today?”

“Hi! I’ll have a large BigMac Meal with fries and diet coke and… the six-piece nuggets with sweet ‘n’ sour sauce, please.”

“Hmm… anything else?”

Intrigued, Loki peeked at the glowing menu boards above the cashier’s head.

“What’s that?” He asked, pointing at the board displaying the new Happy Meal toys.

“Meals for children. Smaller portions in a cute box and they always come with a toy,” you explained. And this time, so it seemed, they had little Avengers figures with bendable limbs. In this universe, they looked exactly the same. Black Widow had two little guns, Captain America had his shield, Iron Man came with a removable helmet and Hawkeye had a little bow. Thor, of course, came with his hammer. Loki’s eyes were practically glued on him.

“Loki? Do you wanna try some food now?”

“I’m not sure I’d enjoy this greasy excuse for food. But… a smaller portion I am willing to try.”

Mobius suppressed a laugh—he failed miserably. “You want a Happy Meal? Come on, Loki, what are you, twelve?” He mocked jokingly. You shrugged, wondering what the cashier must have been thinking about the three of you right now. In any case, Loki had a point.

“… Well, and a Happy Meal then, please. You should try the cheeseburger, Loki,” you suggested.

“Yeah, that.”

The cashier suppressed a chuckle. “Okay… and what toy would you like?”

“Number six,” Loki answered immediately. You peeked up again. That was the Thor figure.

“For the drink?”

“What she ordered.”

“Diet coke… alright. That’ll be 15.75, please.” You tapped the card machine with the card you had taken out of your wallet to pay and stood aside as soon as you had your receipt so she could take the next order. In the meantime, another staff member went to prepare your food, with Loki watching him like a hawk.

“Let’s sit over there,” you said once you were handed the tray, pointing to a table in a corner a little more secluded than the others.

“Hmm… I haven’t had McDonald’s in ages,” you said as you opened your burger box and dug into your fries. Loki scrunched up his nose while unpacking his Happy Meal.

“It looks… and smells… exceedingly unhealthy. This can’t be good for you. No wonder humans are so weak and prone to illness and disease.”

“Oh, Loki, just shut up and try it!” Loki unwrapped his burger with a frown. He took a long suspicious look at it before taking a big bite. You did the same all the while Mobius shook his head in an amused manner.

“Actually, I’ll have some of your coke?”

“Help yourself.” You swallowed. “Loki? How is it?”

Loki took another bite, making you grin. “Surprisingly… it’s not bad.” He ate some of the fries as if to make a point.

He was done with his meal long before you got to start with your nuggets. In the meantime, you kept sharing your coke with Mobius and watched Loki unwrap his complimentary toy. You eyed him curiously as he ripped the plastic open to take the tiny Thor out of his packaging. You could tell he was trying hard not to look too interested—but the truth was, he was practically enamoured by that little figure.

Once he had equipped the tiny Thor with his hammer, he toyed around with it in his hands, looking down at it quietly, pondering. Sad.

Unlike you, however, Mobius did not seem to notice.

“Right, I’m gonna hop to the bathroom. All that coke went right through me.”

“Too much information, buddy.”

Mobius casually got up and strolled off, leaving Loki and you behind alone.

“You miss him a lot, don’t you?” You asked when you opened your nuggets box and offered him one. Loki took it with hesitation, patiently waiting for you to open the sauce before dipping it in.

“Who?” He asked.

“Your brother, silly.” You pointed at the little Thor figure with your nugget.

“I don’t even know how long it’s been since I left my timeline.” He paused, almost as if he was contemplating if he could trust you. “It feels strange… knowing I can’t go back… ever.”

“Ever? That sounds extreme.”

Loki looked you dead in the eye. “My timeline was pruned. I can’t go back.”

“You could eventually always go back to the sacred timeline, Loki. It’s not exactly sacred anymore after all. But don’t tell Mobius I just said that.”

The Trickster frowned.

“I mean, why not? You met yourself in the future. You never actually got killed by Thanos, you settled down on a different planet, and then… the older you is not around anymore and time is a relative thing anyway. Now that the sacred timeline is falling apart, there’s nothing that would stop you.” You were almost, almost a little surprised by your own words. But the truth was, you cared about Loki way too much to watch him suffer. Mobius had been right about him. Loki had a warm heart underneath all that ice that had spread inside of him throughout his past. Perhaps you were even a little in love with him but that didn’t matter, now did it? As soon as you found Sylvie, surely he wouldn’t bother with you anymore. Even though part of you wished he would just ask you to—

“Come with me then.”

“What?”

“You said you came from the sacred timeline as well.”

“We can’t just leave Mobius behind, Loki.” You said, even though your heart nearly jumped out of your chest. Butterflies awakened in your belly and you felt the urge to jump on the table and do a little happy dance. What was that about Sylvie again? You suppressed an almost maniacal grin.

“No, I mean eventually. He can’t truly believe I’ll play the TVA agent forever.”

“And we could find Thor.”

Loki nodded. “And we could find Thor,” he repeated and smiled at you—genuinely, making your heart jump once more.

“You know, for a little mortal without any superpowers who became a TVA agent out of desperation, you are quite alright,” he said, snatching another nugget from your box.

“Oh, thanks. And for a Trickster who almost took over my home planet and constantly pulls pranks on me all the while being a sarcastic little shit, you’re quite alright too.” You paused. “I like you, Loki. A lot. You are so much more than you let on and I wish people would take the time to get to know you better before judging.”

Loki’s lips parted. But right before he could say anything else, Mobius returned and sat down opposite you two again.

“80s toilets are surprisingly clean,” he announced.

“Ah…” Loki shook his head. He didn’t say more and neither did you. But then, under the table, you felt him gently squeezing your thigh. It was then you realised you were probably more than just a little in love with him.

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lokifan2 · 1 month

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My Cute Little Easter Bunny

Plot: Easter is here and you want to show Loki what it’s all about. He decides to be all cute and gain some bunny ears to make you smile and laugh. Finally, he has enough of your playful teasing and tickles you into oblivion whilst flopping his big ears with joy which makes you laugh more.

Language: none

No sex or disturbing stuff, just cute Easter fluff

Rating: G

Loki and female reader

It was a beautiful morning as you slowly stretched out your limbs with a sleepy yawn. Today was Easter and you were going to show Loki how humans celebrated it. Well, one part of it anyway. As you laid there, your lover, Loki was still sound asleep and snoring lightly. You always loved waking up like this, to see your prince still peacefully slumbering by your side. You were going to make the most of the day and do all the things kids would normally do on the holiday. Loki added one more thing to your holiday due to a brazen comment you made about his funny, floppy bunny ears.

As Loki lay there sleeping, you couldn’t help but take in how beautiful he looked, and how cozy. You could have stayed there like that forever but you had things to do today, so you softly teased him into waking up as a smile grew on his face. “Why do you insist on waking me up like that?” he playfully yet groggily said. You lightly giggled, “ because I can.” He laughed through his nose and then opened his eyes to look at you. “What a beautiful way to wake up,” he said sweetly. “Happy Easter, my prince,” you replied. “ Happy Easter. What shall we do today?”

After getting up and dressed for the day, you made pancakes for the two of you. “I promise they’re safe to eat,” you giggled while serving Loki some pancakes. “What an odd thing to say,” he said, playing along. “So these won’t kill me then?” You smiled and gave an “oh, shush,” look as he began to eat. You sat down with your own plate and ate in silence. It was going to be the perfect day. The weather was nice and you were with the one you loved.

After cleaning up breakfast, you both set off to the store to get some eggs and a dying kit so you could do that when you got home. When you entered the store, most of the items were already picked through but you were determined Loki would participate in the holiday. He was amazed at how much junk food humans consumed on this day. Everything from Peeps and jelly beans to chocolate bunnies caught his eye. “Are humans deliberately trying to kill themselves?” he asked disgusted. You didn’t answer but giggled. “I swear, there’s more sugar in this store than on all of Asgard.” You just rolled your eyes and continued to shop. “You actually have sugar there?” you asked intently. “Y’all are built like mountains. There’s no way you have it on your home planet.” Loki replied that there was but it didn’t affect Asgardians the way it did humans. “ Lucky,” you quipped. Finally, you found an egg dying set and grabbed it off the shelf, showing it to Loki. He read the instructions to himself and agreed to try it. After purchasing your dye (and some candy to share, which Loki was a bit apprehensive about) you both returned to your car and drove home.

After getting home, you placed a towel on the kitchen table and got some bowls out to fill with water. Loki took out the tablets which looked like candy to him and he started opening one. “Don’t!” You said surprised even though it would have been funny to see his mouth covered in non toxic dye. He quickly put the dye tablet down as you showed him what to actually do with it. You opened the dye tablet and dropped it in the water as it fizzed and turned the water into a beautiful green color. Loki’s favorite color. You did the same with the other colors as Loki looked in aww at the changing water. It was almost like an actual child was learning how to dye eggs for the first time and it made you feel happy inside. You then put the eggs on to boil for a few minutes while the dye was covering the water. You then took the pot of eggs and drained the water in the sink so all that remained were the eggs. Next, you took the eggs out of the pot and placed them on the towel in front of you both. This is when you saw Loki playing with the egg strainer. You quickly took out your phone and started recording him trying to figure out what to do with it. You had to laugh as he looked up and saw you recording him. “You’ll pay for that, darling.” He then remembered that you told him of the Easter Bunny and decided to sprout two cute black ears that wiggled, getting your attention. You did a double take and then started laughing at how cute he looked. And of course, you had to get it on camera. “How do I look?” he asked sitting up tall. “Silly, but I like it. It suits you well.” Loki looked a tiny bit shocked . “Silly you say? I’ll show you silly once we’re done with these eggs!” You chuckled. “Promises. Promises.”

Finally, after showing him how to dip the eggs, Loki got the hang of it and dyed all of them. Most were green since he insisted that was the dominant color but you didn’t care. You were at home, making colored eggs with Loki and savoring every minute. You were even surprised that he had eaten the candy you bought after he turned his nose up at it. That’s why you loved him. He was just a big kid at heart. Even though he tried his hardest to still act like royalty in front of others.

Once the eggs were finely dried, you told Loki how the Easter bunny hid the eggs for children to find. Loki didn’t really understand the purpose of this game but went along with it anyways. You told him to wait in the other room while you hid the eggs. Finally, you called to him so he could come find the eggs. He still thought this was a bit childish but hey, he was with you learning something new. He did get frustrated a little because you wouldn’t help him and said, “you have to find the eggs yourself. I can’t help you….And no using your magic to find them!” Once he found all the eggs, you gave him a big hug and kiss to congratulate him. “Welcome to your first Easter on Earth, Loki.” He smiled back as he broke out of the hug. Ears still getting in the way as you took in this beautiful man before you.

“Uh, Loki? I think your ears have their own zip code now.” Oh, Loki hadn’t forgotten about the teasing. He was going to make sure you silenced your words, but in a way that was familiar to you. “You have five seconds to run,” he said somewhat seriously as he stared you down. You stared back at him, unwavering as he began to count. “One….two…th….” He couldn’t even finish his sentence as you booked it out of the kitchen and into your bedroom and shut the door. “Four….five….Ready or not! Here I come!” You giggled wildly as you heard Loki coming for you. It was a matter of seconds before he stood right outside your bedroom door, calling you. “Oh, darling,” he drew out. “Come out! Come out wherever you are!” The door stayed shut as he tried opening it but it was locked. “You think you’re so clever, love. But one way or the other, I’m getting in and will torment you until you laugh yourself silly!” Loki then heard giggles from the other side of the door. “Sorry. You can’t come in!”

Finally, you heard the lock unlock and the door slowly opened to reveal Loki staring back at you with a sinister smile. “My, my. What trouble you’re in,” he said as he slowly walked to the bed. Hands behind his back. “You have some apologizing to do or I will carry out my little plan for you.” You didn’t move an inch, nor did you apologize to the god. Seconds went by as he looked at you as if to say, “come on, darling. Time’s a wasting.” Still, you sat stoic and silent, watching as he crept closer and closer until he was towering over your petite form on the bed. “So, what will it be?” he asked staring down at you. You still said nothing as Loki realized that was your answer. “Suit yourself, love. By the way, how should I torment you? Hmm? Fast? Slow?” You still didn’t answer as you were trying hard again not to laugh or smile. “Slow it is then.” Loki knew all of your ticklish spots but loved to pretend he didn’t, and so he asked, “where is your most ticklish spot?” You STILL didn’t answer him as he raised his eyebrows and looked at you. Bunny ears propped up.

This was it. This was how you were going to go. Being tickled to death. “I-I don’t have one, Loki,” you obviously lied. He blew air through his nose and shook his head. “Alright. I get it. You don’t want to tell me….So I’ll just find it myself.” In an instant, Loki rolled up his sleeves and pulled up your shirt above your bellybutton and your own sleeves so your underarms were exposed. “ You still have time to tell me, darling. Or would you rather take it like a woman and get it over with?” Ugh! You could kill him right now for all the teasing he was doing but you couldn’t fight back at the moment. So you gave in and let him torment your helpless body ever so slowly. He started with your underarms of course and worked his way down to your toes. “ I do so love this beautiful, ticklish body of yours,” he said, lightly running his fingertips along your skin. Goosebumps left in their wake. You giggled fondly at his antics and his silly floppy ears as he took you apart with tickles. He scribbled designs all over your belly that made you come undone with laughter and happy tears as well as scratching all over your poor underarms. You could not escape. You didn’t want to escape. You wanted to stay in this moment forever. He also added more threats and teases as he went along.

Finally, you had enough and tapped out, huffing and puffing. Trying to fill your lungs with as much air as you could. Loki then laid next to you on his side with one hand draped along your belly. You couldn’t help but play with his long ears and laugh at his funny reactions. Soon, the ears were gone and all that remained was your Loki. This ended up being on of the best days ever and now you had an Easter tradition with your silly trickster.

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Rocks for Brains

Pairing: Frat boy!Bucky Barnes x Nerdy! Reader

Summary: Bucky had everything a college guy could dream of: the presidency of his fraternity, the captain position on the football team, and the perfect friend group. There was only one problem though, the girl of his absolute dreams, didn’t want him back. Well, at least that’s what he assumes.

Warning(s): Fluff, the reader is mean sometimes but it’s just the way the reader acts, Bucky being clueless, reader being clueless, Sam, Steve, and Natasha are all tired of y’all.

A/N: The frat boy and nerd trope is just one that I fall for every time. I hope y’all enjoy this! I included some stuff from Chris’s interviews so I hope it’s all correct 😭 My memory sucks sometimes so I apologize if I’m not accurate. Also, I have been thinking about doing a little get to know the author kind of post but I don’t know if any of y’all want that so please let me know if you’d like a get to know the author post! But without further ado please enjoy! <3

Word Count: 2.57 K

𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘣𝘺: @firefly-graphics

Sometimes you wanted to smash your head into a wall. Being best friends with Bucky was a blessing and a curse because god, why did the people above have to make him so cute and handsome and loveable.

How did tutoring Bucky your freshman year lead to you two becoming best friends you’ll never know but you’re thankful.

Of course you were close with all your friends, but there was just a pull towards Bucky for you.

He was perfect to you, and apparently he was perfect to every single thing with legs and a brain.

“God can you two like not.” Natasha asked, sitting down on her bed while Sam and Steve made gagging noises.

Currently you guys were in your shared room with Natasha which really didn’t make sense because the guys had a whole ass apartment to themselves, but you gave up on asking.

Sam and Steve were on bean bags while Natasha was on her bed and you were on your bed with a sluggish Bucky resting his head on your chest.

Scoffing, Bucky rolls his eyes while he curls up closer to you, his arms wrapping tighter around your waist.

“There’s nothing wrong with her playing with my hair. Besides, she plays with everyone’s hair, ask Steve.” Bucky rattles out, pointing his foot in the area Steve was in.

“Okay but she was doing that to help with my headache.” Steve defended, “Besides, we can’t even get her to play with our hair when we’re all together because you practically kidnap the poor girl every time.”

“Yeah you don’t kidnap me for cuddles when we’re all together.” Sam joked, a small laughter breaking out within the group when Bucky sent him a death glare.

“That's because you’re just an ass and you’re hard as a rock.” Bucky retorted.

“Yeah and all the ladies love a solid man.” Sam smirked.

“Oh yeah sure they do.” You chimed, a sarcastic tone in your voice.

Sam stuck his tongue out at you while Bucky gave you with a small smile before Natasha stole your attention.

“Okay, but for real let's get back to the real topic at hand. What are we dressing up as for Loki’s Halloween party?” She questioned.

Every year since freshman year your whole group dressed up together. Two years ago you guys went as power ranger and last year you guys went at the mean girls, the guys and Nat being the girls while you dressed up as Regina’s boyfriend.

“Actually we were thinking we could go as something and you and Y/N could go as something together.” Steve suggested, a cautious smile resting on his face.

You froze slightly at the idea, not really enjoying the fact that you wouldn’t be one big group for Halloween.

“Yeah okay that’s fine,” Natasha says, “What are you guys planning to dress up as?”

“Well,” Sam started, sitting up straighter, “We were thinking of going as hot criminals, or hot devils.”

“Or just something but hot.” Steve finished.

You and Natasha made eye contact before looking at those two with dead resting faces.

“Seriously? You just want to look hot?” You ask, monotone and face flat.

Bucky looks up at you and then looks at the boys with a ‘I told you’ face.

Steve looks at you while rubbing the back of his neck.

“We just wanna, ya know, get some girls.”

“Yeah,” Sam reaffirmed, “Plus every time we dress with you guys, no offence at all, but Nat scares them away.”

Natasha scoffs and you join with her, rolling your eyes as Bucky cuddles up closer to you.

“I told them it was a bad idea. Besides if the girls really wanted them they wouldn’t be scared of Nat.” Bucky mumbled, his eyes closed as you continued to play with his hair.

Before you could respond to him Natasha spoke up.

“Fine you guys go right ahead with dressing up together. Just know that once Y/N and I have our idea you can’t join us, it’ll be boys vs. girls for best costumes.”

“What?” Bucky exclaimed, opening his eyes before looking at her, “But I didn’t decide this idea! I like our group costumes, if anything punish them, not me!”

“Sorry Bucko, you have to join us now that Nat just made this a contest.” Sam said, sitting up with a smirk on his face.

A pout made its way onto Bucky’s face before he turned to look at you.

“Birdie, do something? Please?” He asked, but all you could do was shrug.

“I’m sorry B, I can’t change Nat or the guys’ mind about a competition.” You tell him, a small frown on your face.

Sighing, Bucky flips the boys and Natasha off and lays his head on your chest again.

“Aw c’mon Buck it’ll be fun! Besides, competition is always fun.” Sam told Bucky, well, he tried but Bucky just ignored him and pouted.

“Yeah, plus you can do what the guys said and ‘get some girls’ as if they’ll want Steve and his cry baby self.” Nat jokes, earning a glare from Steve.

“Okay I cried one time during sex and that was when I lost my virginity! I told you guys that because I trusted you to not be mean about it!” Steve exclaimed, a red embarrassed blush making its way onto his face.

“Aww don’t cry Stevie, I’m sure any girl would love to have you crying on their shoulder.” Bucky teased, laughter breaking out among the group while Steve sent everyone a glare.

You guys hung out some more before everyone parted ways, Steve and Sam heading to the gym and Natasha to meet up with her younger sister while Bucky decided to stay with you for a cuddle session and movie night.

Setting up your laptop while Bucky orders the food, you open your third drawer to grab a pair of Bucky’s sweatpants. Being Bucky’s best friend he tends to stay over at yours and Natasha’s place and vice versa, so you both have a drawer for each other, one at his place for you, and one at your place for him.

Setting his phone down you hand Bucky his sweatpants and he thanks you softly, kissing your head before going off to the bathroom to change.

Being friends with Bucky wasn’t easy, especially because of your feelings for him. You have to see him kiss other girls and be all lovey dovey with them and it sucked, but you weren’t going to lose your friendship over it.

Changing into a pair of sleep shorts you get yourself comfy on the bed, leaving enough room for Bucky to cuddle with you because knowing him, he’s going to want to cuddle with you and lay his head down on your chest.

Hearing the bathroom door open, you turn your head to see Bucky walk out with a tired smile on his face. Not many people would notice, but the bags under his eyes were darker than ever before.

Giving him a sad smile, you open your arms, gesturing for him to come cuddle.

“God, you have no idea how much I needed this birdie.” Bucky sighed, laying down and resting himself against you, head in the crook of your neck.

Humming, you kiss his forehead, a happy hum leaving his lips.

“Why aren’t you sleeping B? What’s going on?” You ask, your heart breaking seeing him so tired lately.

You knew that Bucky had insomnia sometimes, but you’ve never seen it this bad.

“I just have a lot on my mind right now birdie. But nothing some lovin’ from you and movies can’t fix.” He tells you and you smile softly, giving him another kiss on the head before clicking start on your computer.

Weeks had gone by and now Halloween was only three days away.

You and Natasha had worked out the best costumes and from what they guys have been boasting about, apparently theirs was great too.

The guys, mainly Steve and Sam, have been trying their hardest to find out what you and Natasha were going to be, to the point where Nat had to ban Bucky from seeing you until the night of the party.

“What do you mean you’re banning me from seeing Birdie?! She’s my best friend and I should be allowed to see her!” He exclaimed, hands on his hips as Natasha stopped him in the doorway.

“No way Bucko, I don’t know if the guys are sending you here to get info out of Y/N and I’m not risking it.” She muttered, a serious tone set in her voice.

Bucky scoffed before looking over her shoulder to look at you, but before he could even open his mouth Natasha stopped him.

“Nu uh no way mister. No speaking to her, this is a conversation between me and you.” She said, moving her head to block his view of you.

“Nat this involves her! She should be allowed to say whether or not she wants to speak to me!” Bucky spoke, annoyance in his voice at the fact that he couldn’t see his Birdie.

“With her soft spot for you? Yeah not happening. You’ll see her at the party and you can talk to her then. Plus it’s only three days Buck, you can survive I promise.” Natasha said, not standing down about this.

“I can’t survive with my best friend,” Bucky whined, “Plus it’s just a silly competition, who cares who wins?”

“We do, now bu-bye Bucky.” Natasha finishes, shutting the door before Bucky could respond.

“Hey!” Bucky called out, fist banging on the door, “I’m not done here!”

“Go away metal man!” Natasha yelled.

You looked at her with amusement, finding it funny how serious everyone was taking this.

“Fine! Bye butt brains! Bye Birdie I love you! Call me if she’s holding you hostage!”

Natasha laughed before sitting on the edge of your bed.

You were currently working on some homework for one of your classes and didn’t have the energy to argue with her.

“Why aren’t you and metal man dating?” She asked, causing you to look up from your laptop.

She knew you had feelings for him and that he had feelings for you but she couldn’t figure why you guys weren’t together.

“You know why Nat.” You tell her, voice slightly quiet over the subject.

Natasha’s face dropped slightly before scooting closer to you, pulling you away from studying to hug you close.

You wrapped your arms around her, resting your head on her shoulder.

“Well let me tell you this, if Bucky doesn’t feel the same, (Even though he did) then he’s got rocks for brains.” She tells you, a small laughter breaking through your lips.

“I love you Nat.”

“And I love you to Солнышко (Little sun), now we have to look like bad bitches for Halloween okay? So no more being sad over metal man.”

The night of the party had finally arrived and you and Natasha decided to go all out.

Natasha wanted you to make sure you both would win and so you guys went and got your nails done, glammed out on hair and makeup, and bought the perfect pair of heels for your outfits.

Bucky had been trying to contact you all the time but Natasha took the phone and messaged him to leave you alone, mainly so that she could win the contest for costumes.

Putting on your final touches, both you and Natasha made your way towards Loki’s house, telling the guys to meet you at the front.

Walking a bit more you see the guys straight ahead, Sam and Steve waving you two down while Bucky stood frozen.

“Well, I guess it seems you guys went all out.” Sam said, looking at your outfits.

You and Natasha decided to go as goddesses, your makeup and hair to the nines and clearly you looked good because everyone that was walking past you and Natasha turned their heads.

“Well we had to dress up as what we actually are, so we’re goddesses. What in the hell are you guys?” Natasha asked, confused as to what the guys were.

Bucky still hadn’t moved as he just looked at you with a look of awe. Steve, Natasha, and Sam all shared the same look as they witnessed you and Bucky stare at each other with love eyes.

“We’re three out of the seven deadly sins. I’m greed that's why I got money on my clothes, Sam is Lust so he’s shirtless, and Bucky is Anger so he’s in red.” Steve ticked off, pointing out each person’s outfit.

Bucky completely ignored everyone as he finally broke out of his trance, striding up to you and grabbing your hand to spin you around.

“You look stunning Birdie. Absolutely fucking stunning.” Bucky spoke in aw, a blush breaking out onto your face as he pulled you close to him.

You rest your hands on the open part of his red shit, your fingers automatically going for his chain as you look up at him. Even with heels on, Bucky was still so much taller than you.

“You look really good B.” You tell him, a smile painted on your face.

Before he could respond Natasha broke the silence.

“Okay you guys should have dressed Bucky up as Lust because by god these two either need to get together or fucking stop.”

You both freeze. You can feel your heart racing at Natasha’s words. Before either one of you could respond Steve pipes up too.

“Yeah I mean c’mon Buck you’ve liked her since freshman year but are still too chicken to ask her out. Maybe Y/N needs to do that.”

“You look up at Bucky in shock but he doesn’t meet your eyes, instead choosing to focus on playing with your dress.

Grabbing his chin you lift his head up to look at you, a look of guilt resting on his face.

“Is that true B? You like me?” You ask, voice small.

“Of course I like you Birdie. Hell, I might just love you.”

At his words you feel your face warming up, feeling shy all of a sudden.

“Bucky man if you don’t kiss her right now I’ll kiss her instead.” Sam teasingly taunts, earning a death glare from Bucky.

Before you could tell Sam to leave Bucky alone, you feel a soft pair of lips rest against yours, your eyes fluttering shut as you let yourself go in the kiss.

Pulling back softly, Bucky looks down at you with a boyish grin, causing you to groan in shyness and hide your face in his chest.

Everyone around you laughs at your reaction, happy to see that you two finally admitted feelings for each other.

“God if I knew it took rock brains here to see her in a goddess outfit for him to admit his feelings I would’ve done this a long time ago.” Nat exclaims.

Completely ignoring your friends, Bucky kisses your head softly, whispering six words only you can hear.

“Will you be my girlfriend Birdie?”

You smile, pulling him down for another soft kiss. This one was more passionate than the first one, both of you getting lost in the kiss.

Pulling away with a bright smile, you look up at Bucky to see him mirroring your smile.

“Yes. Yes I’ll be your girlfriend B.”

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