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#jason grace incorrect quotes
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Jason: Leo, talking about your emotions doesn't make you a loser. It's hard sometimes, yes, but that just makes you brave for being able to speak up about it. Leo: Alright then. you go first. Jason: Do I look fucking brave to you?
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demigodlyquotes · 17 days
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Jason: What’s up, brother! ☝️🤓
Reyna: What.
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percabethownsmybutt · 3 months
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annabeth: why are you following me?
percy: because we’re dating now
annabeth: okay… what about grover?
percy: we’re a package deal
grover: buy one idiot, get one free
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lilislegacy · 1 month
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have you ever thought about how out of all the men in PJO and HOO, percy is the least like annabeth? they complement each other so beautifully, like 2 puzzle pieces that are a perfect fit, but they’re SO different. like imagine…
piper: annabeth is dating one of these 4 men
hazel: *gestures to percy, jason, frank, and leo*
piper: guess which one
random person: hmm… i’d say frank. he’s the son of the god of war and she’s the daughter of the goddess of battle strategy. they’re both incredible fighters and stategists. i bet they are amazing together
percy: 😐
hazel: *nervously laughs*
piper: um, nope! try again!
random person: oh? really? ok well then definitely jason. son of zeus? well mannered, always in control of the situation, very humble and honorable. as a daughter of athena, he’s totally her type. they are both very calm and level-headed. they both are leaders and know how to weigh the options and outcomes quickly in a tough situation. plus, they are both blonde with light eyes, so they would have beautiful babies!
percy: 😒
piper: *nervously laughs*
hazel: um… still no! one more try!
random person: oh wait… i’m so stupid! it’s obvious!
hazel: there you go! i also think it’s obv-
random person: it’s leo! why didn’t i see it? he’s a mechanic. she’s an architect. they are perfect together! she’s a creator and he’s a fixer. their brains work so much like each other. they’re basically meant to be! oh and they are both from the south!! and i bet-
piper: IT’S PERCY! she is dating percy. perseus jackson. you know, the one on the left? tall, tan, lean, black hair, green eyes? him and only ever him.
random person: oh
percy: 🤨
random person: the… the son of poseidon?? the hot sarcastic bad boy? with that troublemaker look about him? the one with severe mood swings, and who gets expelled from every single school he goes to?
percy: *awkwardly looks down at his hands*
random person: HE’S annabeth chase’s boyfriend??
annabeth: damn right he is 🥰
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Percy: why can’t we steal from the rich? We stole Jason from his camp?
Annabeth: we didn’t steal Jason, he’s free to do whatever he wants
Nico: we literally dragged him here?????
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nicodiangelo-we-stan · 6 months
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Happy part ten everyone, thx everyone for tolerating me this long
Part 9
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Nico: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Percy: Several traffic violations. Jason: Three counts of resisting arrest. Leo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Frank: Also, that’s not our car.
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chbgigi1 · 2 months
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aphrodite child: how often do you think about the roman empire?
jason (not understanding): every day.
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sodamnbored · 10 months
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Nico, over Iris message: So how is school? Do you hate it yet? Are you coming back soon?
Jason, laughing: I actually really like it, it’s so different from New Rome and Camp Half-Blood.
Nico, vaguely disappointed: That’s good.
Jason: More importantly, how’re you? What have you been up to lately?
Nico, shrugging: Will showed me how to do more things on the computer in the big house.
Jason, encouragingly: That sounds fun.
Nico: I visited you on Google Maps.
Jason, fighting his smile: That’s actually very sweet. Thank you.
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weiyjling · 4 months
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Jason: So let me get this straight.
Percy: More like let me run this bi you.
Leo: Let’s see how this pans out.
Reyna: Stop. We should ace-ess the situation.
Piper: Lesbian actual team of functioning people, okay?
Nico: I’m gay…
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simpingforpjo · 1 month
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Percy: And you know what the worst part is?
Jason: That you have to get over this without calling Annabeth for the 20th time?
Percy: No
Percy: Yes
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Leo: Fight me! Jason, standing behind him and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.
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rayssion · 5 months
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Percy: would you take a bullet for me?
Jason: ....yes?
Nico: angrily bursts into the room with a nerf gun in his hand.
Percy, already running away: thanks!!
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percabethownsmybutt · 2 months
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percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words
percy: not my fucking problem
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pick-a-funny-name · 1 year
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Annabeth: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous
Piper: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Leo: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Piper, learn to listen.
Frank: What if it bites itself and I die?
Percy: That’s voodoo.
Hazel: What if it bites me and someone else dies?!
Annabeth: That’s correlation, not causation.
Jason: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Leo: That’s kinky.
Annabeth: Oh my God.
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landstedelesbian · 6 months
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Percy: I've heared Connor is in jail, is that true ? Travis: Yeah, for something he didn't do Percy: What didn't he do ? Travis: Run fast enough
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