Jason: Leo, talking about your emotions doesn't make you a loser. It's hard sometimes, yes, but that just makes you brave for being able to speak up about it.
Leo: Alright then. you go first.
Jason: Do I look fucking brave to you?
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Jason: When I was a kid I always used to stay up late to accomplish a task. Always trying to be the best. Trying to make my father and the legion proud.
Leo: When I was a kid, I planted a taco.
Jason: ...
Leo: I was trying to make a taco tree.
Jason: ...
Leo: I'm still waiting for my taco tree.
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Monster: My girlfriend thinks I’m a lousy monster. Bringing you to her as food will change her mind.
Percy: Wow
Monster: scared now?
Percy: No I’m just surprised you have a girlfriend.
Monster: that’s hurtful.
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i am like a young girl making my leo and jason dolls kiss and then screaming and throwing them when my mom (mutuals) walk in
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New campers: Did you die?
Leo: Sadly yes
Leo: bUT I LIVED
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annabeth: why are you following me?
percy: because we’re dating now
annabeth: okay… what about grover?
percy: we’re a package deal
grover: buy one idiot, get one free
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hazel: percy and annabeth just have the most beautiful relationship
piper: i know! they are SO in love
frank: and they are always so on the same page
leo: and their relationship is so mature
*meanwhile*
percy and annabeth outside the cabin fighting over who gets to talk to sally on the phone first:
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Nico: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Percy: Several traffic violations.
Jason: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Leo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Frank: Also, that’s not our car.
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Percy, over iris message: I’m injured. I may be dying. This is the end for me.
Leo: Where are you??
Piper: Are you okay? Do you need backup?
Nico: Dammit Percy answer us!
Annabeth, joining Percy’s iris message: He’s fine. He just stepped on a lego.
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percy jackson summarized:
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Leo: Fight me!
Jason, standing behind him and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.
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All 5 of the HOO books: Leo is unattractive, scrawny, short, skinny, not hot (not literally obv), looks like an elf, undergrown troll
The fandom: our boi Leo hotter than Percy and Jason combined! He hotter than his flames!
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Carmelo- Hey Nico mind calling my phone I think I lost it.
Nico- Yeah sure.* calls it.*
Leo-* hears Carmelo’s phone ring and hands it to him.* Someone called Fun Size is calling you.
Nico-* death glares at Carmelo* Run
Carmelo-* laughs nervously then runs*
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Jason: So let me get this straight.
Percy: More like let me run this bi you.
Leo: Let’s see how this pans out.
Reyna: Stop. We should ace-ess the situation.
Piper: Lesbian actual team of functioning people, okay?
Nico: I’m gay…
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Leo Valdez: “There’s something seriously wrong with you!”
Nico Di Angelo: “...Coming from you, that's actually a little worrying.”
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