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Relatable

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Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn

1. You are responsible for your own media experience. 

2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.

3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.

4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.

5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.

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THE FEDS RETREAT.

This is so fucking amazing to me.  

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Day Two of Comic Con at home. Cheaper than the real thing, way less crowded than the real thing, lacks the chaotic energy of the real thing, but it gets the job done. 

Today’s panel included the cast of HIS DARK MATERIALS discussing their second series. 

Forget NORMAL PEOPLE’s Connell’s chain, it’s all about Andrew’s chain.

The S2 trailer made its debut with a focus on Andrew Scott whose character John Parry only showed up in S1 via a photo. 

Joining series two in a voice role is Phoebe Waller-Bridge who will, fittingly, voice Scott’s daemon. 

Who won’t be back for series two? James McAvoy’s Lord Asriel whose standalone episode was nixed due to the pandemic. 

But McAvoy has been making the best out of quarantine. He’s been promoting his voice role of Morpheus in DC/Audible’s THE SANDMAN

And appearing in the locked down webseries STAR FORCE with OUTLANDER stars Sam Heughan, Caitriona Balfe and Steven Cree; and Teresa Palmer. 

-Another panel posted was for McAvoy’s SPLIT and GLASS costar Anya Taylor Joy’s long delayed THE NEW MUTANTS which will absolutely, positively, certainly, possibly be released on August 28th. 

For some reason Disney isn’t pulling the Disney+ switch on THE NEW MUTANTS just yet, they have realigned their schedule again. 

The new Star Wars trilogy, the first one to be directed by Taika Waititi has been pushed, as has its subsequent sequels moving from Dec. 2022 to Dec. 2023, Dec. 2025 and Dec. 2027.

Disney has un-dated MULAN which was set to be released on August 21st.

Disney has also un-dated their Fox acquisition THE FRENCH DISPATCH.

Disney has actually pushed back all of their Fox acquired films.

AVATAR 2 and its other sequels that no one but James Cameron asked for are all being pushed back to a time when we don’t even know if the world will even exist.

Kate Winslet, Cliff Curtis, Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington doing their motion-capture for a film no one will see. 

AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER - Dec. 2022 (from Dec. 2021)

AVATAR: THE SEED BEARER - Dec 2024 (from Dec. 2023)

AVATAR: THE TULKUN RIDER - Dec 2026 (from Dec. 2025)

AVATAR: THE QUEST FOR EYWA - Dec 2028 (from Dec. 2027)

Disney has also pushed back DEATH ON THE NILE two weeks to October 23, 2020. 

Until then you can hear Sir Kenneth read the audiobook. 

The endearing and fanciful THE PERSONAL HISTORY OF DAVID COPPERFIELD moves to August 28th from August 14th.

- MGM’s Orion Pictures arose from the grave two years ago and is trying to regain its footing in the movie industry which is why they won’t give up on Bill and Ted 3.  After its release date has been pushed back several times Orion has now announced the film will be released theatrical as well as Video on Demand on September 1st. 

New poster featuring Samara Weaving (HOLLYWOOD, READY OR NOT) and  Brigette Lundy-Paine (ATYPICAL) as the daughters of the titular characters. 

- Paramount was holding the October line against WB’s WONDER WOMAN with the Michael B. Jordan film TOM CLANCY’S WITHOUT REMORSE. 

But pushed it to 2021. Now the studio is in talk with Amazon to offload it to Amazon Video, much like Paramount did with the Issa Rae / Kumail Nunjiani comedy THE LOVEBIRDS which they sold to Netflix after pushing it back. 

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u/Cant_Even18 shares the horrific details of what it was like to have COVID.

Wear your masks. Wash your hands. Socially distance. And most importantly: stay the fuck home if you can.

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Fun Fact about yourself

If you ship these two

there’s a 100% chance you shipped these two.

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Happy 39th birthday, Christopher Robert Evans!

I would not be able to look at myself in the mirror if I felt strongly about something and didn’t speak up.

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what is the price of a human life?

if we asked them, what would they say?

BLACK LIVES MATTER.

reblogs are very welcome !! please don’t repost without credit // full image here

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Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.

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I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

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OH NO MY HEART :’)

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While it’s nice to not need to wear a jacket when the weather warms up, it’s a bummer not having access to those extra pockets anymore.

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My daughter also needs to see if your son can manage a house, cook food. Only then we’ll agree to this marriage.

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This blew my damn mind