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A: Care to let us in on your plan, B?
B: I can't.
B: I'm making it up as I go.
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A: Hey, B! What can I do for you?
B: Probably something illegal.
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incorrect-quote-blanks · 10 months
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Person A: I'm coming with you. If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot.
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spn-lesbian · 11 months
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angel: I thought we told you not to bring any backup
Cas: I didn't
angel: then who's that behind you?
Cas: oh him? He's not backup. He's like a trophy boyfriend. I bring him along on dangerous negotiations so he can see how awesome I am
Dean: *waves*
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maskednerd · 6 months
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Person 1: how're you feeling?
Person 2: not good. i have this headache that comes and goes
Person 3: *walks into the room*
Person 2: there it is
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months
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a list of Feferi-themed creepypastas
Jeff t)(e KRILLer
SlenderMANTA RAY
ben drowned
T)(e LAKE
smile DogFISH
SQUIDDL-E'S suicide
Russian SWIM -Experiment
Eyeless jackFIS)(
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nightwolf14292 · 7 days
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Hey! Look! An overdone meme! Still fun to draw tho
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prismolovesfanfiction · 6 months
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thats it. thats the show.
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Tim : Where is your report card?
Damian : My friends stole it from me at school so now I don’t have it.
Tim : Do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that lie?
Damian : What lie ?
Tim : That you have friends
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captainwaffles · 1 year
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Will: You have to apologize to Leo
Nico: Fine.
Nico: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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your-incorrect-quotes · 4 months
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A: I’m way too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.
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A: Would you believe this is the second time I’ve been tased today?
B: Judging by your personality, that sounds about right.
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incorrect-quote-blanks · 10 months
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Person A: I mean, break a law, everybody’s done that, my mama’s done that, but steal a law. Oh, she’s gonna be a legend, baby!
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vivianthepigeon · 2 months
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Creek: One more week of being stuck here with Branch and you will definitely find a dead body.
Branch: Yes, because one more week with Creek and I will definitely kill myself.
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Patton, showing off a new skirt: what do you think?
Remus: damn that skirt looks dope
Remus: and i bet it’d look even better on Janus' floor
Janus: Are you hitting on Patton for me?
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