no cause the way i casually made something that could work as an incorrect quote today while telling my uni friends my misadventures in job hunting is hilarious
(btw its free to use credit if you want i couldnt care less) (also original image under cut)
so basically its
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A: Wore my Hatsune Miku Socks to a KFC interview 💪💪💪
(1 Hour Later)
A: I got rejected…
B: Their just haters! They don’t wanna have all their staff go nuts over Miku socks
A: So True 😀
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so it would work like
(Genshin)
Bennett: Wore my Hatsune Miku Socks to a KFC interview 💪💪💪
(1 Hour Later)
Bennett: I got rejected...
Kaeya: Their just haters! They don't wanna have all their staff go nuts over Miku socks
Bennett: So True 😀
(Oc’s)
Astra: Wore my Hatsune Miku Socks to a KFC interview 💪💪💪
(1 Hour Later)
Astra: I got rejected...
Cupid: Their just haters! They don't wanna have all their staff go nuts over Miku socks
Astra: So True 😀
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Some more Aequitas as Incorrect Quotes
Using the lovely incorrect quote generator
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MC to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.
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Sebastian: The best person I know is myself.
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Vesper: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
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MC: I think I'm falling for you.
Rowan: Then get up.
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Juni: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.
MC: Why not?
Juni: Because I don't know what they mean.
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Leon: Hey Nora, do you have any hobbies?
Nora: Swimming..
Leon: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Nora: In a pool of self hatred and regret.
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Sebastian: I need life advice.
Vesper, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
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Juni: So, Nora, do you have a crush on anyone?
Nora: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
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MC: Jasper isn't talking to me.
Rowan: Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Jasper: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Zoe: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Jasper: Not when you’re playing with Alex, it’s not. She puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
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Rowan: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Jasper: You left me, MC, and Zoe in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Rowan: I did that on purpose, try again.
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Zoe: Why are MC and Jasper sitting with their backs to each other?
Alex: They had a fight.
Zoe: Then why are they holding hands?
Alex: They get sad when they fight.
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Leon: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Vesper: We could attack them with hummus.
Leon: I stand corrected.
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Leon: You know what’s funny about Vesper? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.
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Sebastian: Juniper, we tried things your way.
Juni: No, we didn't.
Sebastian: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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Vesper: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.
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Vesper: My gender is in a constant state of flux.
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Alex: What do you call disobeying the law?
The Team: A hobby.
Alex: *crosses their arms*
The Team: That we as heroes do not engage in.
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Sebastian/Rowan: All of your existences are confusing.
The Team: How so?
Sebastian/Rowan: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
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Juni, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.
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Vesper: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
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Vesper: I am not a lunatic. I have the psychiatric report to prove it. A slender majority of the panel decided in my favour.
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Juni: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.
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Vesper: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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A: Did you just give me a cat sticker for doing a good job?
B: Yes.
A: I'm not a high schooler!
B: Fine, I'll take it back.
A: No, I earned this. Back off.
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