#nico di angelo incorrect quotes
Leo: I put the ‘fun’ in funeral
Nico: Dude, you’ve just crashed your own funeral
*Leo running away as the rest of the demigods chase him in a rage*
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Nico: What if dogs lick us because they know we have bones inside us and they want them?
Will and Percy: Dude, what the fuck
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things me and my friends have said as pjo quotes pt1
Frank: My friends said you drank soapy, salty water in science
Nico: *smiles cryptically*
Frank: I am concerned.
Piper:I just want a girl with thick thighs to choke me
Piper: Everyone keeps on thinking I’m gay. Instagram thinks I’m gay- look, it’s asking me to be a gay ambassador.
Annabeth: We’re married you idiot
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Nico: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just in case.
Will: Nico, that's a coma.
Nico: Sounds festive.
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Hazel: Would stabbing Octavian be considered immoral right now?
Nico: Absolutely not, go ahead
Frank: You are a bad influence
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Nico: Sorry, I just don't get the hype.
Percy: Game of Thrones is great!
Leo: It's got dragons!
Piper: And sword fights!
Jason: And an amazing plot!
Nico: Yeah? So does Shrek.
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Nico: [stuffing mouth full with McDonald's] I do what I want
Piper: I'm going to get Will
Nico: wait no
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Nico: Black is the colour of emptiness
Nico: I feel it in my soul, cause I’m an emotional mess
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nico: okay leo repeat after me
leo: you're not saying anything
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Will: What am I to you?
Nico: An unavoidable irritation.
Wil: So your boyfriend right?
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Nico: Hold the fuck up
Will: Excuse me?
Nico: I said hold the fuck up
Nico: I'm the fuck up. Hold me
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Nico: what in the name of hades are you doing?
Will: shut up, i can’t talk right now
Nico: did you just tell me to shut up?
Will: *opens his jacket to reveal a bunch of baby chicks* if you’re not quiet you’ll wake them up
Nico, whispering: where the fuck did you even get these you psychopath?
Will: wanna hold one?
Nico: you’re such a weirdo but obviously, give me one
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Will: I'm sorry, but did you just refer to a knife as a goddamn PEOPLE-OPENER??
Nico: Should I not have?
Will: *Anguished Screaming*
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Nico solo book but it needs to have Will being insecure about how small and inconsequential his powers are, and then maybe he saves both their lives and he's like, y'know he feels better about his powers
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I present to you, Percy Jackson as seen by Dionysus
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HoO characters as conversations in my gc pt. 2
Leo: do you think if everyone in the world jumped at the same time, the planet would shake?
Percy: ... no?
Percy: wait 😳
Piper: how high are you rn Leo
Jason: do you think it would...?
Jason: no it wouldn't 🤦🏼♂️ what am i talking about ?
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Nico calls Will "Wheel Solace" thanks for coming to my TED talk
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Leo: it must be hard not being able to laugh
Nico: I do have a sense of humor, you know
Leo: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Nico: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
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Meg and Nico fighting over Mc Donald's Happy Meals be like
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Will: Percy is gonna do something that will have lots of bad consequences.
Nico: do you have foreshadowing powers?
Will: Nope, but i just heard him asking “what can go wrong?“
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