Leo: I put the ‘fun’ in funeral

Nico: Dude, you’ve just crashed your own funeral

*Leo running away as the rest of the demigods chase him in a rage*

Nico: What if dogs lick us because they know we have bones inside us and they want them?

Leo: no<3

Piper: ...

Annabeth: ....

Will and Percy: Dude, what the fuck

things me and my friends have said as pjo quotes pt1

Situation one

Frank: My friends said you drank soapy, salty water in science

Nico: *smiles cryptically*

Frank: I am concerned.

Situation two

Piper:I just want a girl with thick thighs to choke me

Situation three

Piper: Everyone keeps on thinking I’m gay. Instagram thinks I’m gay- look, it’s asking me to be a gay ambassador.

Annabeth: We’re married you idiot

Nico: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just in case.

Will: Nico, that's a coma.

Nico: Sounds festive.

Octavian: *ranting*

Hazel: Would stabbing Octavian be considered immoral right now?

Frank: ...

Nico: Absolutely not, go ahead

Frank: You are a bad influence

Nico: Sorry, I just don't get the hype.

Percy: Game of Thrones is great!

Leo: It's got dragons!

Piper: And sword fights!

Jason: And an amazing plot!

Nico: Yeah? So does Shrek.

Nico: [stuffing mouth full with McDonald's] I do what I want

Piper: I'm going to get Will

Nico: wait no

Nico: Black is the colour of emptiness

Nico: I feel it in my soul, cause I’m an emotional mess

nico: okay leo repeat after me

leo: okay

nico:

leo:

nico:

leo: you're not saying anything

nico: exactly

Will: What am I to you?

Nico: An unavoidable irritation.

Wil: So your boyfriend right?

Nico: Hold the fuck up

Will: Excuse me?

Nico: I said hold the fuck up

Nico: I'm the fuck up. Hold me

Nico: what in the name of hades are you doing?

Will: shut up, i can’t talk right now

Nico: did you just tell me to shut up?

Will: *opens his jacket to reveal a bunch of baby chicks* if you’re not quiet you’ll wake them up

Nico, whispering: where the fuck did you even get these you psychopath?

Will: wanna hold one?

Nico: you’re such a weirdo but obviously, give me one

Will: I'm sorry, but did you just refer to a knife as a goddamn PEOPLE-OPENER??

Nico: Should I not have?

Will: *Anguished Screaming*

Nico solo book but it needs to have Will being insecure about how small and inconsequential his powers are, and then maybe he saves both their lives and he's like, y'know he feels better about his powers

I present to you, Percy Jackson as seen by Dionysus

HoO characters as conversations in my gc pt. 2

Leo: do you think if everyone in the world jumped at the same time, the planet would shake?

Percy: ... no?

Percy: wait 😳

Piper: how high are you rn Leo

Jason: do you think it would...?

Jason: no it wouldn't 🤦🏼‍♂️ what am i talking about ?

Nico calls Will "Wheel Solace" thanks for coming to my TED talk

Leo: it must be hard not being able to laugh

Nico: I do have a sense of humor, you know

Leo: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Nico: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Meg and Nico fighting over Mc Donald's Happy Meals be like

Will: Percy is gonna do something that will have lots of bad consequences.

Nico: do you have foreshadowing powers?

Will: Nope, but i just heard him asking “what can go wrong?“