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wintersmischief28 · 2 years
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Annabeth : This is such a bad idea
Percy : Then why are you coming with me?
Annabeth : Because one of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Percy : \_[°_°]_/
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ambriel-angstwitch · 9 months
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Percy: Crushes are the worst whenever I’m near mine I start acting stupid
Annabeth: You always act stupid, Percy
Annabeth: …
Percy: Don’t think about it too hard
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jubileesstuff · 2 months
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Chiron: If there are no questions, we’ll move on to the next chapter.
Nico: I have a question.
Chiron: Certainly, Nico. What is it?
Nico: What’s the point of human existence?
Chiron: I meant any questions about the subject at hand.
Nico: Oh.
Nico: Frankly, I’d like to have the issue resolved before I expend any more energy on this.
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inlovewithficboys · 2 years
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Nico: have i ever told you how smart you are?
Leo: *beaming* no, you havent
Nico: exactly
Percy: *snorts*
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ricekirspies · 3 months
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PJO incorrect qoutes ☆
Can I say how much I love incorrect qoutes
Y/n: Did it hurt when you fell-
Percy: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Y/n: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Percy: ...
Y/n: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Annabeth : Stop thinking whatever you're thinking.
Percy: Huh?
Annabeth : You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out-
Percy: I love you.
Annabeth :
Percy:
Percy: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.
Annabeth : I FUCKING KNEW IT!!
Annabeth : Y/n, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Y/n: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
Luke: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Y/n: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
Annabeth : So, what's for dinner?
Percy, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.
Y/n: Percy, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement-
Percy: Aww, thanks-
Y/n: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.
Luke: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Y/n: Dorito’s cool ranch.
Luke:
Luke: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Y/n: I love that song.
Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Percy, with Annabeth and Grover behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Percy: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Percy: Y/n FUCKING FELL OFF!
Y/n, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
Clarisse, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
Clarisse: Pros and cons of dating me.
Clarisse: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Clarisse: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
Percy: What are you writing?
Y/n: The Gods want to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Annabeth , looking over Y/n's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
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lemonyboy97 · 1 year
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Masterlist
I HAVE A NEW BLOG FOR WRITING+REQUESTS HERE!!
You can request here or there, but it'll all be posted there so my writing is more organized and easier to find
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(Not my photo)
My mains are the following, however, I'm probably forgrtting most of them so send in requests for just about anything and I'll tell you directly if I have any idea who/what you're talking about lol.
REQUEST STATUS: OPEN
Reblogs are encouraged :)
!! I do NOT write for trans readers- nor is ANY of my work intended fir such audiences, so if i write a female reader expect female anatomy!!
Fandom's:
Marvel
Dc
Blue Exorcist
Villainous
Toh
Tokyo Revengers
Arcane
Fnaf
Mha
Hazbin Hotel
Helluva Boss
Buddy Daddies
Haikyuu!!
Stardew Valley
Naruto
PJO+HoO
Creepypasta (most + Marble Hornets)
Atla
Pokemon (iykyk)
Demon slayer
Sk8 the infinity
Bsd
One Piece
Hunter X Hunter
Saiki K
Obey Me!(both games)
The Arcana
Record of Ragnorok (spelling?)
Avatar (the big blue people)
(Again, if your favorite isnt listed here, DONT BE SHY, ask me, I promise I don't bite.... much)
Do's:
Playlist/Songs inspired/that remind me of a character/character x you
Emergency Requests
Matchups
Proposal oneshots
Comfort
Angst
Fluff
Oneshots (give me a scenario)
Series (will not update regularly)
Headcanons
Incorrect qoutes
Rants
Requests
Don'ts:
Nsfw
R@pë
Drugs
Mindless voilence
Furries (I'm just not comfortable with requests related to this)
(Again) Trans reader
Gore
Etc
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awnnabeth · 2 years
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will: we all have our demons
will, pointing at nico: this one’s mine
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aristotlencheese · 2 years
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Nico: i just think he’s pretty, but you can’t tell him I think that
Rachel remembering the rant Will went on last night ab nicos hands: yeah sure I won’t say a thing
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nicodiangelos-posts · 2 years
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Percy: I have problems with a boy
Nico: like “his dead body won’t fit in your closet” problems or “you like him” problems?
Percy: ….”I like him” problems.
Nico: too bad I could’ve helped with the other one
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siriusblacksdiary · 2 years
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Percy: I dare you-
Will: Nico is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Percy: Why not?
Nico: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say
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wintersmischief28 · 1 year
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Nico: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Jason: I think you mean cards.
Nico, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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0urania · 3 years
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Percy: *calls 911*
Percy: Hey uhm, I hate to be that guy but I've glued myself to the ceiling again
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jubileesstuff · 2 years
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Send Dudes and not nudes.
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inlovewithficboys · 2 years
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Percy: i can explain
Annabeth: can you now?
Percy: yeah if you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie
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ricekirspies · 3 months
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PJO incorrect qoute ☆
Annabeth: I have feelings for you.
Y/n: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
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Reyna: Octavian! Why are you doing this?
Octavian, blackmailing people and cutting up panda pillow pets: For the last time! Jason was 97% of my self-control!
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