Chiron: If there are no questions, we’ll move on to the next chapter.
Nico: I have a question.
Chiron: Certainly, Nico. What is it?
Nico: What’s the point of human existence?
Chiron: I meant any questions about the subject at hand.
Nico: Oh.
Nico: Frankly, I’d like to have the issue resolved before I expend any more energy on this.
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PJO incorrect qoutes ☆
Can I say how much I love incorrect qoutes
Y/n: Did it hurt when you fell-
Percy: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Y/n: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Percy: ...
Y/n: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Annabeth : Stop thinking whatever you're thinking.
Percy: Huh?
Annabeth : You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out-
Percy: I love you.
Annabeth :
Percy:
Percy: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.
Annabeth : I FUCKING KNEW IT!!
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Annabeth : Y/n, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Y/n: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
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Luke: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Y/n: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
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Annabeth : So, what's for dinner?
Percy, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.
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Y/n: Percy, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement-
Percy: Aww, thanks-
Y/n: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.
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Luke: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Y/n: Dorito’s cool ranch.
Luke:
Luke: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Y/n: I love that song.
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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Percy, with Annabeth and Grover behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Percy: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Percy: Y/n FUCKING FELL OFF!
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Y/n, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
Clarisse, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
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Clarisse: Pros and cons of dating me.
Clarisse: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Clarisse: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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Percy: What are you writing?
Y/n: The Gods want to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Annabeth , looking over Y/n's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
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Masterlist
I HAVE A NEW BLOG FOR WRITING+REQUESTS HERE!!
You can request here or there, but it'll all be posted there so my writing is more organized and easier to find
(Not my photo)
My mains are the following, however, I'm probably forgrtting most of them so send in requests for just about anything and I'll tell you directly if I have any idea who/what you're talking about lol.
REQUEST STATUS: OPEN
Reblogs are encouraged :)
!! I do NOT write for trans readers- nor is ANY of my work intended fir such audiences, so if i write a female reader expect female anatomy!!
Fandom's:
Marvel
Dc
Blue Exorcist
Villainous
Toh
Tokyo Revengers
Arcane
Fnaf
Mha
Hazbin Hotel
Helluva Boss
Buddy Daddies
Haikyuu!!
Stardew Valley
Naruto
PJO+HoO
Creepypasta (most + Marble Hornets)
Atla
Pokemon (iykyk)
Demon slayer
Sk8 the infinity
Bsd
One Piece
Hunter X Hunter
Saiki K
Obey Me!(both games)
The Arcana
Record of Ragnorok (spelling?)
Avatar (the big blue people)
(Again, if your favorite isnt listed here, DONT BE SHY, ask me, I promise I don't bite.... much)
Do's:
Playlist/Songs inspired/that remind me of a character/character x you
Emergency Requests
Matchups
Proposal oneshots
Comfort
Angst
Fluff
Oneshots (give me a scenario)
Series (will not update regularly)
Headcanons
Incorrect qoutes
Rants
Requests
Don'ts:
Nsfw
R@pë
Drugs
Mindless voilence
Furries (I'm just not comfortable with requests related to this)
(Again) Trans reader
Gore
Etc
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Percy: I dare you-
Will: Nico is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Percy: Why not?
Nico: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say
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