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#incorrect percico quotes
sodamnbored · 10 months
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Jason: Now get your butt down to the mess hall, get something proper to eat, and make friends.
Nico: *grumbling and dragging his feet below deck*
Percy: You don’t think we’re being a little too hard on Nico?
Jason, firmly: We’re his pseudo parents, Percy. It’s our job to keep him off the stripper pole.
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rayssion · 4 months
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Percy: would you take a bullet for me?
Jason: ....yes?
Nico: angrily bursts into the room with a nerf gun in his hand.
Percy, already running away: thanks!!
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g0thnico · 2 months
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Nico: why do the gods hate you so much?
Percy: idk, probably envy
Nico: ah
Percy: and there was that time I sent Medusa's head to Olympus—
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Percy: Sorry for not replying sooner, I was too tired and I forgot.
Nico:
Nico: Sweetheart, you didn't forget to reply. You literally fell asleep on my shoulder in the middle of our conversation.
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gummybearinthehouseee · 10 months
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nico: whats the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?
percy: those are children. thats a school.
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raphael-angele · 4 days
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If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 21 (Coming Out)
Hades in IM: Bianca
Bianca: Hi, papa. What's up?
Hades: What's wrong with your brother?
Bianca: What do you mean?
Hades: He's been rejecting my calls, he's not replying to my messages, it's like he's ignoring me
Bianca: Hmmm...can't think of anything right now.
Hades: *sigh* it's been a week already.
Bianca: Wait, a week? Oh no...
Hades: What is it?
Bianca: ...there was this quest and there was a part of the quest where he had to confront Cupid
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Hades Cabin: *knock*
Nico: Come in.
Hades: *enters*
Nico, suddenly on high alert: Papa. What are you doing here?
Hades: You don't answer my calls, you don't reply. What else am I supposed to assume?
Nico: W-well, I-
Hades: Bianca told me what happened.
Nico: ...about what?
Hades, sitting beside him on the bed: About the quest. About Jackson. About Cupid.
Nico: *starts getting scared and starts to cry*
Hades: Is there something you want to tell me, Nico?
Nico, crying: I'm sorry, Papa. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Hades, pulling him into his lap and hugging him tight: What are you sorry about? There's no need for you to apologize.
Nico, still crying: I wanna stay in this camp. I don't wanna go to the other camp. I wanna stay here.
Hades: Camp Jupiter?
Nico: No, the other camp. The one where they take boys who like other boys so they can be fixed.
Hades:
Nico: I don't wanna go to that camp. I wanna stay here.
Hades: Nico, what makes you think I'll take you there? How do you even know about that place?
Nico: I remember back in Italy where they were taking boys to those camps
Hades: Nico, you can't possibly remember that. You were barely 5.
Nico: They were saying that those boys were freaks and that they were weird. They said that God hates them.
Hades: Nico-
Nico: Am I weird, papa? Am I a monster?
Hades: No, of course not. Of course, you're not.
Nico: ...i feel like a monster...
Hades: Niccoló, you are not a freak. You are not weird. And you are most certainly not a monster.
Nico: You think mama hates me?
Hades: Absolutely not. I'm sure your mama would be so proud of you right now.
Nico: I don't wanna leave this place
Hades: You're not going to. You're not going to those camps. I promise on the river Styx, I will never send you to those camps. Ever. You don't need to be fixed. You are perfect, just the way you are.
Nico: *still sniffling*
Hades: I'm so sorry, bambino. I'm so sorry I ever made you feel like you couldn't tell me.
Nico: I love you, papa
Hades: I love you, too. Very much. And I know your mother does, too.
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oc3anic-ang3l · 9 months
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[playing video games]
Percy, having just jumped off the tallest building in the game: so, uh, does this game have fall damage?
Nico, having witnessed all of it: PERCY
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thaliasthunder · 2 years
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nico after percy pinned him to the floor with riptide on his throat in tlo:
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doevademe · 1 year
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Nico: Oh, I don't have enough to pay rent *undoes first button of shirt* Percy: *Unbuckles belt* Well, I'm sure we can reach an agreement... Jason: We're playing Monopoly, keep your clothes on!
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itspipesmclean · 1 year
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percy: shouldn't get so worked up, it's not good for the baby
dionysus: what fucking baby
percy: *slowly begins to raise his hand to point at nico*
nico, straight-faced: me
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clearxshades · 2 years
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Percy: Everyone has a ghost
Percy, pointing at Nico: And this one is mine
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sodamnbored · 8 months
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Leo, turning over Jason’s coin: So it says Julius? In what world is that a ‘J’?
Jason, amused: It’s Latin. Technically, you’re supposed to say it like ‘Yulius’.
Leo, wrinkling his nose: Yulius. Does that apply to Jason too? Are we supposed to say Yay instead of Jay?
Percy grinning, wiggling his eyebrows: That’s certainly what Nico says every time Jason walks into the room.
Nico blushing hard, glaring and elbowing Percy: PERCY.
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rayssion · 4 months
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Jason, on the phone with Percy: keep your eye on Nico, he has a tendency to wander off.
Percy: Jason, wh-what (looks around and notices that Nico is gone) I'm totally capable of that...
Jason: you lost him, didn't you?
Percy, running around the grocery store frantically: no no no, he's right next to me.
Jason: I can hear it in your voice. Look in the dairy case.
Percy: do you honestly think he'd fit–
Percy: sees Nico standing in the dairy case and trying to pull it open.
Jason: the doors don't pull, they slide.
Percy: slowly slides the doors open.
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g0thnico · 1 month
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Nico: Why are you sad?
Piper: my dog's hair are turning white, it means he's going to die soon :(
Nico: ...
Percy: what the fuck did you do??
Piper: wha-
Nico, holding him like a koala: I CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN
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Nico, looking at a smiling Percy: Do you... Do you feel sad sometimes?
Percy:
Percy: Nico. Niccolò. Ghost King. Sweetheart. My salty winter child. Love of my life. I'm at least 30% sad all the time. That's pretty much my baseline.
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iamaniconicmess · 1 year
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Piper: Truth or dare?
Nico: Dare
Piper: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Nico: Hey Will
Will, blushing: Yeah?
Nico: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Percy
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