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awnnabeth · 2 years
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will: we all have our demons
will, pointing at nico: this one’s mine
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awnnabeth · 2 years
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leo: would you slap your best friend in the face for ten million?
piper: i’d roundhouse kick you in the face for free
leo: [tearing up] i’m your best friend?
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awnnabeth · 2 years
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percy: sometimes i drink milk straight out of the container
leo: the cow?
percy: what
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awnnabeth · 2 years
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hazel: so are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
nico: i’m a knife
will, from across the room: he’s the big spoon
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awnnabeth · 2 years
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jason: [accidentally brushes percy’s hand with his own]
percy: [agressively holds jason’s hand] fucking commit to it.
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awnnabeth · 2 years
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[at a bar]
percy: i gotta go
annabeth: aren’t you forgetting something?
percy: uhm
percy: [kisses annabeth on the forehead and leaves]
annabeth: COME BACK AND PAY THE BILLS!
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awnnabeth · 2 years
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nico, rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem officer?
officer: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR!
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awnnabeth · 3 years
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everyday, man. everyday.
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awnnabeth · 3 years
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the trojan war heroes as a regular family
achilles: the one who takes gym way too seriously
patroclus: the soft sensible awkward guy who has a degree in medicine
odysseus: the sarcastic father figure who wants to teach you chess rules
diomedes: the one who always has a good reason for lecturing you
agamemnon: the one who always orders you to do the chores
menelaus: the quiet uncle who enjoys sitcom
pyrrhus: the cousin who bullies you
ajax: the “big but dumb” one
hector: the one who is always cleaning up his brother’s room
paris: the creepy uncle who flirts with your mother
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awnnabeth · 3 years
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achilles: i hope my mother protects patroclus after my death for i know i will die and he will be left alone on earth
the fates: lmao so who’s gonna tell him?
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awnnabeth · 3 years
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glad to know im not the only one shipping them
*after reading the iliad and the song of achilles* what do you mean i wasn’t supposed to ship diomedes and odysseus? 
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awnnabeth · 3 years
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leo: breathe if you think i’m cute
calypso:
leo:
calypso:
leo: callie, you're turning blue—
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awnnabeth · 3 years
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odysseus: wanna know how i met my wife penelope?
diomedes: [internal screaming] not again
agamemnon: dude no one fucking cares
ajax: i’m hungry
patroclus: oh look, a bird!
achilles: where bird? i only see blood
odysseus: so it happened when i was in sparta–
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awnnabeth · 3 years
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and then there's:
thetis: pyrrhus no!
pyrrhus: pyrrhus yes!
deidamia: pyrrhus no!
pyrrhus: pyrrhus yes!
patroclus's ghost: pyrrhus–
pyrrhus: pyrrhus YES!
thetis: achilles no!
achilles: achilles yes!
chiron: achilles no!
achilles: achilles maybe?
patroclus: achilles no!
achilles: achilles no.
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awnnabeth · 3 years
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thetis: achilles no!
achilles: achilles yes!
chiron: achilles no!
achilles: achilles maybe?
patroclus: achilles no!
achilles: achilles no.
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awnnabeth · 3 years
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Percy: If time is money
Percy: Then are ATM machines time machines?
Annabeth:
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awnnabeth · 3 years
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jason: gods give me patience
leo: do you mean gods give me strength?
jason: if gods gave me strength, you'd be dead
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