April: Some girls at school started a nasty rumor about me and someone else. I tried to stop it, but I had to let it go. I know that nothing happened...
Raph: You should have kicked that bitch's ass.
Leo: No. You did the right thing. There's nothing you can do about rumors, but live your life correctly.
Raph: You still should have kicked that bitch's ass.
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*Y/n and Michael arguing on the boardwalk. Y/n makes a joke about Michael*
Michael: Oh, so Sweetalicious got jokes.Now, look a here, Broadway, don't make me bring da noise.
Y/n: You might as well. You already brought da funk *sticks hand in his face*
David and the boys: *wheezing*
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Mikey: Come on, Sensei, everybody else is going.
Splinter: Let me ask you something, if everybody jumped off a bridge would you do that too?
Mikey: If it was fun.
Splinter: FUN?!
Casey: *nods approvingly*
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Emerald live chat a goodbye to mercury, volume 8 aftermath headcanon
Emerald: So yea, i'm with team good guys now, stupid huh?
Mercury: Very!
Emerald:...(ignore his harsh responses)You think cinder would understand?
Mercury: Em be yourself, if cinder doesn't get that, FUCK' EM!!!
Let me tell you something, types like cinder always manipulate you into thinking their opinions matters! that it's the most important thing in the world, no matter what you do, beat a kid at your age or older, kill innocent men, woman, fathers, mothers, bitches or basters, no matter how much sweat, blood you give, or how much pain you endured... it will never be enough, not even for an inch of acknowledgement!
My point emerald don't be afraid to be you, and if no one like that then FUCK'EM, BASH THEIR SKULL ON THE WALL UNTIL YOU SEE THEIR FUCKING BRAIN MATTER, DO YOU SEE ME NOW DAD!
Emerald:..(gulp, digesting all that) Words to live by!
Mercury: Live by them em, and remember she doesn't owned you
Emerald:(warm, sad smile)Thanks, you jerk!
Mercury:(aware that it's time) Anytime, you dork!
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Incorrect Monkie Kid Quotes
Sun Wukong: 🎵Here’s to my love, thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss, I die🎵
MK: 🎵Who is it?🎵
Mei: 🎵Romeo🎵
MK: 🎵How long has he been there?🎵
Mei: (pulls out a clock) 🎵For half an hour🎵
Macaque: 🎵What’s here? A cup closed in my true loves hand, Poison! I see hath been his timeless end. Oh churl, drink all and left no friendly drop. To help me after, I will kiss thy lips happily. Some poison yet doth hang on them, To make me die with a restorative, thy lips are warm.🎵
Tang: 🎵Lead boy, which way?🎵
Macaque: 🎵Yea, noise? Then I will be brief. (Pulls out a dagger) Oh happy dagger, this is thy sheath. There rust, and let me die.🎵
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Proud Family Louder and Prouder quotes featuring the Akuma Class and Science Kids?
Mme. Bustier: And the winner of the 10th Annual Princess Party Costume Contest, and HPIC, Head Princess In Charge is… Drumroll, please!
Ivan: *Drums his pencils against his desk.
Mme. Bustier: Marc!
Marc: *Dressed as Megara; pageant girl gasp* Oh my goodness! I don’t know what to say! This is so unexpected!
Lacey: *Dressed as Rapunzel; pouting* Don’t know why. You win every year!
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Nino: Oh, no, honey. I’ve seen a lot of horror movies start this way.
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Jean: *Dressed as Elena of Avalor*
Damocles: Excuse me, who are you?
Jean: Your star actor, Mr. Damocles.
Damocles: I know who you are, Jean. But what princess are you supposed to be?
Jean: Since I wanted to celebrate my Hispanic heritage, I’m dressed as the fabulous Elena of Avalor.
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Chloé: Oh. He dumped you?
Adrien: Nope. I dumped him.
Marinette: Right. And I wear white after Labor Day. *High fives Chloé*
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Nino: I feel bad for them.
Nathaniel: I don't. When I first moved here, you guys treated me like dirt!
Kim: What? We were always cool with you.
Nathaniel: What about when you saw my real hair, Kim?
*Flashback: As Nathaniel climbs out of the pool, his hair falls off, revealing it to be a wig, and that his natural hair is a long, tangled, chestnut brown mess*
Kim: What the hell is up with his hair?!
Everyone: *Laughing*
*Nathaniel pops the memory bubble with his fork as the guys laugh*
Ivan: Okay, we did clown you pretty hard.
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Marc: *After Aurore gets asked out by a cute girl* That was just... Unexpected.
Denise: *Casually walks by* Not really. The way I hear, Nancy's only into white girls.
Science Kids: WHAT?!
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Austin A: I'm freezing! I'm going home!
Austin T: Me too! I did not properly moisturize! *Holds up his ashy hands*
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