#incorrect mad scientist quotes

[incorrectclandestinelaboratories]

Hyde: "So I was thinking-"

Lanyon: "No you weren't."

Hyde: "I... Didn't even tell you what I was thinking."

#incorrect mad scientist quotes #mad scientist #incorect quote #incorrect quotes #jekyll and hyde #incorrectclandestinelaboratories #strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde #dr jekyll and mr hyde

[harveyb-wabbit92]

R/n: When I was a wee one I stole three of me neighbors Lawn Gnomes.

Hobie: *snorts* Only three?

R/n: I got caught on the fourth and had to run.

Hobie, puts his arm around her shoulder: Come, bruv. Lemme teach ya better.~

[Miguel’s office]

Miguel, wakes up from his nap in panic: Something’s wrong...

#s: tumblr #spiderverse incorrect quotes #across the spiderverse #platonic! hobie brown #hobie brown #spiderpunk #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x reader #Irish! reader #mad scientist! reader #time traveler Reader #afab reader

[batfamhyperfixation]

Alfred: In honor of the six month anniversary of Duke coming to Wayne manor, everyone gets six eggs, six pancakes, six glasses of orange juice, and six cups of coffee (Tim in the background pumping his fist at the coffee)

Jason, acting as if he didn't get the same thing for his anniversaries growing up: Looks great Alfie, veeery normal

Dick: Since Duke coming to the manor was a dream come true, maybe we should all go around the table and share our dreams

Bruce: Well I'm living my dreams, my sleep is purely for recouperating

Steph: I had a dream I was Eleanor Roosevelt's personal assistant, and I just kept saying 'you go girl'

Damian: I dreamt I was being chased by a bear, but then I was the bear and the bear had to poop so I did and then I woke up and I had

Cass: I dreamt I was in a giant pool but instead of water, it was filled with guacamole and I was floating on a big chip

Steph: that's the third guacamole dream this week

Tim, writing into a notepad: this is great stuff, *muttering as he scribbles* reoccurring guacamole dreams

#tim sees the batfam as a prolonged naturalistic observation and himself as the tired scientist #little does he know he is also one of the subjects and is as insane as the rest of them. not in fact the under cover experimenter he thinks #thats just how he copes with the madness #batfam #batkids #bat family #incorrect batfamily quotes #bruce wayne #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas #alfred pennyworth #source: the great north

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

*Plushtrap is upset*

Dr. Scraptrap: Oh, here we go...

Spring Bonnie: What?

Dr. Scraptrap: Plushtrap’s “squeak of rage.”

Plushtrap: ...

Plushtrap: *High pitched squealing*

Spring Bonnie:

Dr. Scraptrap, chuckling: He’s like a little tea kettle.

#Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: The Owl House #An AU centered quote? Why yes. Yes indeed—I couldn’t help myself #I thought it fit pretty well for it #Mad Scientist/Dr. Scraptrap AU #Spring Bonnie #Plushtrap #Scraptrap #Dr. Scraptrap #FNaF #Five Night’s At Freddy’s

[batcavescolony]

David: Tommy's a speedster so he gets bored really easily and he's prone to doing weird things sometimes.

Someone: oh o-

David: *gets up* anyway I have to go check on my dead bodies in the lawn, I'm testing the rate of decomp in mutants!

Someone: ...

#david alleyne #prodigy #tommy shepherd #speed #thinkfast #comics #marvel comics #incorrect quotes #x factor #mutants #x men #krakoa #Tommy's weird is rearanging the impairment. showing up to annoy people. running around #davids weird is i have dead bodies on the lawn. i felt like seeing if i could hack into nato. im so smart i get bored so i go mad scientist #marvel

[harveywritings92]

[Pokemon au: Mad Scientist! R/n does an experiment that accidentally turns Ghost and Roach into Pokémon-hybrids, Roach is a Spidops and Ghost is a Dusknoir, R/n is scrambling to find a way to reverse the affects while the two men try to act normal, luckily it’s close to Halloween so people think they’re wearing really good costumes.]

Roach To R/n as he’s descending from the ceiling via web: R/n, please tell us you’ve found a way to turn us back to normal, *points behind him* Cos I don’t wanna know where this web is coming from!

Ghost: staring at the web grossed out: Urg... Me neither.

R/n: Sorry guys, It’s gonna take a bit, Roach’s Charjabug fried the inside of my machine, so...

[Ghost and Roach look disappointed.}

R/n, trying to cheer them up.: Ey, But look on the bright side!

Ghost: What bright side?

R/n: You’ll probably win the Halloween fair’s costume contest.

{The guys glare at them}

R/n, realizing they’re pushing their luck: Right. I’ll just get back to work...

#call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #pokemon crossover #dusknoir #spidops #garry roach sanderson #Roach x reader x ghost #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley #cod mw roach #cod mw ghost #gn!reader #mad scientist! reader

[deathnguts]

#kurogiri #incorrect quotes #league of villains #daruma ugiko #ugiko #dr ugiko #nomu #wahoo! yippee! #mad scientist

[ironrad]

Tony walking outside:

Peter running and belly flopping into the lake:

Tony:

Peter groaning in pain:

Morgan: Try again, Petey, my teacher said spiders can use surface tension to walk on water

Peter: Maguna PLEASE this is the SEVENTH try

Morgan: You have 8 legs, don’t you?

Peter: WHAT

Tony walking back inside:

#Morgan is a tiny tirant #a little mad scientist #she must test her hypothesis until she has conclusive data #incorrect irondad quotes #irondad #spider man #iron man #incorrect peter parker #incorrect tony stark #peter parker #tony stark #incorrect avengers #incorrect mcu quotes

[thejadecount]

*Everyone is standing around a broken coffee maker*

Rise! Don: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Everyone:…

Rise! Raph: …I did. I broke it.

Rise! Don: No. No you didn’t. Ralph?

2012! Ralph: Don’t look at me. Look at Raphael.

2003! Raphael: What?! I didn’t break it.

2012! Ralph: Huh, that’s weird. How’d ya even know it was broken?

2003! Raphael: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

2012! Ralph: Suspicious!

2003! Raphael: NO IT’S NOT!

1987! Raphie: If it matters, probably not, but El was the last one to use it.

2014! El: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

1987! Raphie: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

2014! El: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT RAPHIE!

Rise! Raph: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Don.

Rise! Don: NO! Who broke it?!

Everyone:…

1987! Raphie: Don…Ralph’s been awfully quiet.

2012! Ralph: REALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Rise! Don, to his twin: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Rise! Don: I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint and a pig head on a stick.

Rise! Don: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

#aka Rise! Don’s social experiment with the Raphs #rottmnt #rise tmnt #tmnt crossover #rise raph #2012 raph #2003 raph #tmnt 2012 #2003 tmnt #1987 tmnt #2014 tmnt #rottmnt donnie #rise donnie #incorrect quotes #mad scientist donnie #crossover #don’t tell me he wouldn’t do this

[molsc]

Bad science puns

Cecil: Hey honey, you know what my main source of potassium is?

Carlos: *gives an actual answer* 

Cecil: ...you, my lil potato *finger guns* 

Carlos: Ceec...I- *face palming*

#I love the idea of cecil just making bad science puns #all while not understanding any of the terms he uses #carlos cringes every time #but also loves it #and cecil #he loves cecil so much #(the urge to draw this is *real*) #welcome to night vale #wtnv #wtnv quotes #wtnv incorrect quotes #cecil palmer #cecil #carlos #carlos the scientist #cecil/carlos #cecilos #cecilos wtnv #idea came from a tumblr post where someone hc'd carlos quoting glados at cecil whenever mad

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Legolas: love me, love me, say that you love me~

Legolas: fool me, fool me, oh how you fool me~

Something in Lirion’s lab: *explodes*

Legolas: what the fuck was that-

#lord of the rings #silmarillion #lotr #the hobbit #lotr elves #thranduil #legolas #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #lirion #Lasgen Lirion Kleoyia and Legolas are siblings #shamelessly pushing my ‘miriel and thranduil are twins agenda’ #trans thranduil #Lirion’s a (mad) scientist whose lab blows up occasionally

[incorrectclandestinelaboratories]

Justine: "Hey there's some weird goth outside."

Elizabeth: "Oh, that's just Victor. Yeah he can come in."

#incorrect mad scientist quotes #mad scientist #incorect quote #incorrectclandestinelaboratories #incorrect quotes #frankenstein the modern prometheus #frankenstein #victor frankenstein

[harveyb-wabbit92]

[Miguel’s ‘R/n sense’ starts going off part way through a mission and calls HQ to make sure everything all right with her, he left Peter in charge. Off the bat Miguel can already tell something is off....as Peter’s nervous “I f-ed up, but can’t let anyone know I f-ed up.” face greets him.]

Peter: Hey, M-Miguel, h-hey you... why are you calling?

Miguel: I heard a God laughing at my misery and decided something was wrong...

Peter, keeps looking over his shoulder nervously: Wrong? No, there’s nothing wrong...you’re being paranoid. Everything fine...Nothings undead or anything...

[IN THE BACKGROUND.]

Miles: WHO THE HELL KEEPS A POCKET SIZED NECRONOMICON? WHO???? WHO DOES THAT?!?!

Pavitr: Oh no! Miss R/n, they’re breaking the barriers!

(There’s a thunderous rumbling; a flash goes off and Peter’s face is illuminated green his jaw drops as his eyes slowly trail upwards following something as R/n’s voice echoes on in the background.)

R/n: KLAATU VERATA NIKTO....

[Another rumble causes the screen to shake and glitch out for a sec, there’s another flash as everything quiets down.]

Spider-ham’s voice: Wha...h-hey! We’re not Deadites anymore! We’re all better!

Spider people: Yay!!

{Peter awkwardly turns back to Miguel)

Peter:...

Miguel:...

Peter, smiles:

Miguel, resting B face:...

[Peter shoulders slump and he hangs up. Needles to say, R/n and Peter got an earful when Miguel got back.}

#spiderverse incorrect quotes #across the spiderverse #spiderman incorrect quotes #spiderman india #pavitr prabhakar #miles morales #peter b parker #spider ham #peter porker #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x reader #spiderman 2099 #afab reader #Irish! reader #mad scientist! reader #dimensional traveler! reader

[the-incorrect-quotes-show]

Kill Code: Drink whatever's in that beaker. I know you fucking want to

#mad scientist kc #sun and moon show #sun and moon show incorrect quotes #the security breach show #the security breach show incorrect quotes #sun and moon show kill code #tw swearing

[these-conquered-woodlands]

snily incorrect quotes part 2

severus : Did you buy eggs like I asked? lily: Even better! severus : What the fuck did you- lily: (holding up a chicken) Her name is Fluffy.

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severus: Severus, you're my best friend, but lately I've been feeling something more- lily: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend- lily: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR IDIOTIC ARSE!

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severus : Lily, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. lily, wearing a cloak that's 5 times bigger than her: Spooky.

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severus : Have you got any better ideas for what we can do? lily: Sleeping is nice. severus : I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it. I will return to my study to study this very interesting ingredient I found 2 weeks ago. Please make sure no one interrupts unnecessarily, my displeasure will be overt and impolite.

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lily walking into the kitchen and seeing all the limes peeled: Severus, I love you but, what the double FUCK. severus , sipping coffee happily, his hair on end: I love you too :))

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lily: (pulls back the curtain while severus is taking a bath) lily: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Valerian sprigs for the potion? Need them a bit urgently, um, or you might want to put on a bathrobe before we sprint out the house for our lives.

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severus : Name a more iconic duo than my debilitating fear of friendlessness and my anxiety. I’ll wait. lily: You and me! severus : (tearing up) Ok-

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lily: We’re getting married, bitches! severus : And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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lily, at severus 's funeral: I need a moment with them. Everyone: (leaves) lily, leaning over severus′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. severus, rolling out of his coffin: Yeah, no shit.

#i liked the first one and i thought i might make another #the incorrect quote generator works really well whenever i want to do snily somehow #also thinking of a deranged sev and lily has made me nostalgic for enid blyton books #i keep being reminded of uncle quentin when i come up with mad scientist headcanons for them #severus snape #lily evans #harry potter #snily #hp incorrect quotes

[the-doom-of-mandos]

Curufin: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along?

Celegorm: What did you ju-

Curufin: Foetons!

Celegorm: Wh-what?

#curufin #celegorm #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue #celegorm: curvo I feel like you’ve forgotten that not everyone is the personification of a mad scientist