#imagined quotes

[sohannabarberaesque]

"So why do they call them Maid-Rites, to begin with?"

--Top Cat, imagined pondering over a Maid-Rite-type sandwich

#hanna barbera #top cat #imagined quotes #maid rite #hannabarberaforever

[the-purvashadha]

"Would you peel an orange for me?"

I would peel a pomegranate for you.

#peeling pomegranates are a declaration of love #imagine ripping through the skin of the fruit to unearth the hidden rubies #love #love quotes #oranges #orange #orange peel #pomegranates #pomegranate #pomegranate seeds #yearning #dark academia #light academia #aesthetic #hozier #dark acadamia aesthetic #dark academia quotes #persephone #hades #hades and persephone #hades and kore #goddess persephone #kore

[eternalslover]

Bullet train incorrect quotes:

Tangerine: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Y/n: Sure!

Y/n: Whats your favorite color?

Tangerine, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

#incorrect quotes #tangerine and lemon #tangerine x oc #tangerine x y/n #tangerine x you #tangerine x reader #tangerine smut #tangerine oneshot #tangerine my beloved #tangerine incorrect quotes #tangerine imagine #tangerine headcanon #tangerine edit #tangerine drabble #tangerine blurb #tangerine angst #bullet train imagine #tangerine bullet train #the bullet train #bullet train #incorrect quote #bullet train x reader #bullet train headcanons #bullet train fanart #bullet train fanfic #bullet train oc #bullet train tangerine #bullet train book #bullet train movie #bullet train smut

[v1x3n]

#cod mw2 #cod x reader #reader insert #x reader #mw2 #cod #cod mwii #character x reader #call of duty #gaz cod #kyle gaz garrick #incorrect cod quotes #call of duty modern warfare #kyle garrick imagine #kyle garrick #kyle garrick cod #kyle gaz x reader #kyle gaz smut #kyle gaz #gaz x reader #gaz garrick #gaz mw2 #gaz call of duty #gaz x you #gaz x male reader #gaz x y/n #gaz x gn!reader #kyle garrick x reader #kyle garrick x you #kyle garrick smut

[helluvabun]

cannon

#Evie memes #hazbin incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel #onesided radiostatic #radiostatic #radio demon #static radio #hazbin hotel vees #hazbin vox #overlord vox #hazbin vees #vox hazbin hotel #hazbinhotel #hazbin hotel imagines #hazbin #inncorrect quotes #hazbin hotel vox #text message #hazbin hotel fandom #hazbin hotel fanfic #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #alastor the radio demon #alastor hazbin hotel #the vees #alastor #onesided staticradio

[sableeira]

And Dazai is like: omg how did he figure it out?!?!?!?

#another entry in my series of stealing quotes from my favorite pieces of media #psa: Gansey is my fave raven boy but I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to redraw it so Mori kinda got the Gansey line u_u #also let your imagination run wild what happened during the mission and why they are getting scolded #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd fanart #soukoku #osamu dazai #bsd dazai #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #bsd mori #mori ougai #my art #also still drawing panels for the au I was talking about a while back #someone pls take rimlights away from me this whole lighting set up doesn’t even make sense but I just need rimlights always

[jaysgirlx]

You, while playing with Jason's hair: Do the scars still hurt?

Jason: All the fucking time.

You: Do they hurt, when I touch them or-

Jason: No no no, it's more of a mental thing…sometimes when you touch them they bring back bad memories before I…

You: Then why don't you ever pull away?

Jason: Because I know you're not trying to hurt me, I know that you're safe? I don't know the fucking words for this…

*He rests his head on your shoulder*

Jason: Just don't leave.

You: I never will Jay.

#✩ kleo's kollection ✩ #✩ here's a treat ✩ #jason todd #red hood #jason todd x reader #jason todd x you #jason todd imagine #jason todd is red hood #red hood x reader #red hood x you #reader insert #x reader #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #inccorect quotes #dc x reader #dc #batfam #batkids #red hood imagine #angst #jason todd angst

[pearlynia]

Sirius barging in to Regulus's room with Remus in toe

Sirius: We have to tell you something

Regulus: hurry up and get the fuck ou-

Sirius: We're dating!

Regulus: what?

Remus: *clears throat* me and Sirius are.. dating

Regulus:

Regulus: There are millions of hot men in the world and you chose this ugly frog???

Sirius: hey! Remus isn't-

Regulus: shut the fuck up, i was talking to him

#Sirius: offended but happy noise #i imagine this in regulus's teenage year or whatever #regulus black #marauders #sirius black #wolfstar #remus lupin #marauders incorrect quotes #marauders fandom

[celtic-crossbow]

Y/N, giggling: You sneeze like a girl.

Daryl: How ‘bout I pound ya like a boy?

Daryl: …

Daryl: That didn’t come out right.

Y/N: I know what you meant. Your place or mine?

Daryl: Yours.

#murda writes #daryl dixon #daryl dixon incorrect quote #twd incorrect quotes #the walking dead incorrect quotes #daryl dixon x reader #daryl dixon fanfiction #the walking dead #daryl dixon x y/n #daryl dixon fanfic #daryl dixon x you #daryl humor #daryl dixon humor #daryl x reader #daryl x y/n #daryl x you #daryl x female reader #daryl dixon walking dead #daryl dixon the walking dead #the walking dead daryl #daryl #daryl dixon x female reader #daryl dixon drabbles #daryl dixon imagine #daryl dixon twd #daryl fanfiction #daryl imagines #twd daryl #daryl twd #the walking dead daryl dixon

[p1nkshield]

Bruce: Robin, this is Superman

Clark: hello! it’s a pleasure to meet-

Robin!Dick: Can you throw me?

Clark: I’m sorry what?

Robin!Dick: I said can you throw me with all your strength into the sky!

Clark: No?!? Why?!? You would die!

Robin!Dick: I won’t die I’m built different!!!! Throw me!! I wanna taste the clouds and see how many flips I can do!!

Bruce: *long dad sigh*

Clark: clouds just taste like water!

Robin!Dick: Sounds like something someone might say if they wanted all the tasty clouds to themselves!

Clark: What?!?

Years Later

Dick: Uncle Clark?

Clark: No, I will not.

Dick: >:(

#dick grayson #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #bruce wayne #batman #robin!dick #robin dc #clark kent #superman #nightwing #c’mon Clark launch him into the stratosphere #it’s what he wants #imagine fully grown nightwing begging Superman to throw him

[thequeenofuselessinformation]

"Not all men" you're absolutely right, Sejanus Plinth would never treat me like this

#the hunger games ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games #thg #thg memes #tbosas #tbosas memes #sejanus plinth #sejanus x reader #sejanus plinth x reader #sejanus plinth imagine #coriolanus x sejanus #sejanus deserved better #coriolanus snow #lucy gray baird #suzanne collins #incorrect quotes thg #sejanus plinth meme #not all men #feminism #lgbtq #incorrect quotes tbosas

[mikayesha]

"surprisingly way stronger than he looks"

#this is stupid #ik he was too panicked at that time but MAN what will he'd do to realize he has more power😭 #also i could be referencing at the chase and “why his ear still intact” I GOT LAZY OKAU #leaveme alone:( #(pls dont) #dead plate #dead plate shitpost #fanart #quote based on a rody fact ALSO can you imagine how fucking strong he would be #like just from his looks you can tell he can lift like 3 people like WYM WAY STRONGER?!??! #i will shut up

[cardinalcheerio]

I have a headcannon that at some point in his early robin days, Jason decided he wanted to be like Alfred and committed to drinking tea, using British slang and the accent while being robin.

This obviously confused the rogues a lot.

Fighting Mr. Freeze:

Jason: aye, what in the bloody hell do you think your doin? (Horrible British and gotham accent mix)

Freeze: I am- wait. Robin? Are you ok?

Bats: it's a phase. Just ignore it.

Freeze: keep forgetting he's a kid... anyways-

#i know nothing of british slang #imagine it was funny #batfam headcanons #bat family #batfam #batfamily #jason todd #bat brothers #red hood #incorrect batfamily #jason todd incorrect quotes #jason todd headcanon #incorrect jason todd #jason peter todd #red hood incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batman quotes #robin #dc robin #batman #alfred pennyworth #alfred would say none of this #but jason would do research on british slang #and of course watch BBC sherlock

[eternalslover]

Bullet train incorrect quotes:

Y/n: Hey I’m about to get in the shower. You wanna join me?

Tangerine: There’s a pistol taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don’t stop until I’m dead.

#tangerine angst #tangerine and lemon #tangerine blurb #tangerine bullet train #tangerine drabble #tangerine dream #tangerine edit #tangerine edition #tangerine fanfiction #tangerine fluff #tangerine fic #tangerine fanart #tangerine gif #tangerine gifs #tangerine headcanon #tangerine headcanons #tangerine incorrect quotes #tangerine imagine #tangerine my beloved #tangerine oneshot #tangerine smut #tangerine x reader #tangerine x you #tangerine x y/n #tangerine x oc #bullet train incorrect quotes #bullet train imagine #the bullet train #bullet train #bullet train headcanons

[v1x3n]

#cod x reader #cod mw2 #reader insert #x reader #mw2 #cod #cod mwii #character x reader #call of duty #gaz cod #kyle gaz garrick #incorrect cod quotes #call of duty modern warfare #kyle garrick imagine #kyle garrick #kyle garrick cod #kyle gaz x reader #kyle gaz smut #kyle gaz #gaz x reader #gaz garrick #gaz mw2 #gaz call of duty #gaz x you #gaz x male reader #gaz x y/n #gaz x gn!reader #kyle garrick x reader #kyle garrick x you #kyle garrick smut

[cosmicstarlatte]

Diavolo: Do you have representation?

Mammon: I call upon my lawyer MC!

MC: My client is innocent!

Diavolo (pinching MCs cheek): Of course he is, case dismissed!

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo there's crisp clean video of Mammon stealing from-

Diavolo (petting & cuddling MC): MC said he's not guilty, so he's not. What's so hard about that?

Lucifer: MC do you handle murder cases?

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #obey me mc #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me humor #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me imagines #obey me mammon #Devildom Court #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹ #shitpostcifer