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What we'd love to see at a Banana Splits concert, especially in some obviously rural cultural backwater:

So much for Branson, Missouri--during a lull in the concert (perhaps during the second half thereof), one Penelope Pitstop makes a surprise appearance on the stage, catching a mostly "white trash" audience off guard before she can get to her routine (essentially some light-hearted discussion).

#hanna barbera #headcannons #unlikely crossovers #the banana splits #penelope pitstop #in concert #cultural backwater #hannabarberaforever

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So just picture the Hair Bear Bunch coming out of this lake after a post-orgy sunrise dive during their legendary mating season road trips:

#hanna barbera #photo headcannon #memes in the making #up at the lake #hair bear bunch #the morning after the night before #morning swim #morning dive #after the orgy #bear mating season #ursine love #ursine romance #hannabarberaforever

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Dastardly and Muttley headcannon

Just picture this:

Muttley actually managing to trip over his master, Dick Dastardly, so the latter lands on his face ... Muttley laughing all the while at the ensuing Schaudenfrüde while Dastardly spews Billingsgate-laden invective on Muttley, who passes quite the load of canine flatus as a parting shot of sorts (and can't help but persist in his snickering laughter as he walks away for another night of canine coitus driven mainly by a need for destressing).

#hanna barbera #headcannons #fanfic prompt #dick dastardly and muttley #schaudenfrüde #he got what he deserved #with hilarious consequences #canine sexuality #dogs mating #canine coitus #hannabarberaforever

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Postcards from Snagglepuss

What's with this "Twenty Minute Cliff" anyway?!

TWENTY MINUTE CLIFF OVERLOOK, BLUE RIDGE PARKWAY, VA: Otherwise situated at the 19-mile marker (or close to it) on an especially spectacular drive, speed limit 45 mph for the most part, no commercial traffic permitted even ... and you wonder what explains the very name "Twenty Minute Cliff" for what amounts to an exceptional overlook into the Blue Ridge country, never mind frequent curves and occasional changes in altitude.

Yet the engine of our motorhome never managed to give out, not even the radiator. Was it the antifreeze we had added when the radiator was checked out, and a pre-mixed one at that even?

"I just hope they didn't call it 'Twenty Minute Cliff' for the time limit one could spend here at the overlook!" was how Crazy Claws was quick to quip about odd names such as this. Huckleberry Hound pointed to a marker nearby giving an explanation of the name, which noted that during the months of June and July, the sun hits the wall of the cliff just below the overlook 20 minutes prior to sunset. Luckily, we were there around midday, with a slight bit of haze in the skies, and it's April, for the most part ... and even then, the nearest campground (Otter Creek) is 41 miles down.

At any rate, preparing to take our leave, I brought up an idea:

"You remember the O. Winston Link Museum back in Roanoke?" asked I.

"Now that you mention it," Huck responded, "I do recall a certain interesting photograph taken at a set of bridges over Hawksbill Creek in Luray."

"At night, even," saith I. "Which could make for an interesting sort of reconstruction."

So do watch this space, via the Blue Ridge Parkway segueing into Skyline Drive through Shenandoah National Park, otherwise towards the Caverns of Luray....

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#hanna barbera #fanfic #fanfiction #postcards from snagglepuss #motorhome life #road trip experience #blue ridge parkway #twenty minute cliff #scenic views #wide view #hannabarberaforever

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Whom amongst Hanna-Barbera's Funtastic Community could you imagine trying recipes like--

#hanna barbera #ad headcannon #kitschy ads #kitschy recipes #kitsch #who could you imagine trying this recipe out? #hannabarberaforever

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So what exactly is Peter Potamus' interest in mermaids and how to react to the sight thereof exactly?

#hanna barbera #photo headcannon #mermaid aesthetic #mermaid love #peter potamus #how would you react to a mermaid? #hannabarberaforever

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BINGO, per The Banana Splits, after a sleepover with a lucky(?!) attendee at their concert in some small-town "opry house" as was anything but: Boy ... isn't there anything more exciting to this gorilla than just making love to some especially interested fan! FLEEGLE, adding his 50 cents' to the discussion (which, know, was over breakfast): And is it just me, or is Bingo too lovesick for his own good?

#hanna barbera #vignette #the banana splits #bingo #the morning after the night before #passionate romantic #hannabarberaforever

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Now picture the Cattanooga Cats having someone in this stylee:

#hanna barbera #art headcannon #ai generated #cattanooga cats #hannabarberaforever

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The which happens to be esepcially true down among Trollkindom; after all, Troll worship of Nature could be considered animist.

#hanna barbera #meme headcannon #picture headcannon #trollkins #troll aesthetic #trolls and nature #troll religion #nature worship #animism #animist #hannabarberaforever

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Imagine the inevitable response of Boo-Boo to such a sight as this of "The ranger isn't gonna like this, Yogi ...", let alone picturing the Hair Bear Bunch conserving their energies after quite the steak dinner for the evening's orgy ahead.

#hanna barbera #photo headcannon #memes in the making #yogi bear #the ranger isn't gonna like this #hair bear bunch #preparing for the orgy #bear mating season #hannabarberaforever

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Meanwhile, how many of you Old Hanna-Barberians out there appreciate my picturing the Cattanooga Cats having as a sideline a coffee house and artisan coffee roastery in Gatlinburg?

#hanna barbera #link headcannon #get this #interesting thread #insights #kaiju #cattanooga cats #gatlinburg #cattanooga klatsche #hannabarberaforever

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Just imagine Scrappy-Doo appearing out of nowhere, as the old deus ex machina even, spontaneously preparing to expose shows such as these as Frauds and Deception Upon Especially Vulnerable and Less-Sophisto Audiences Otherwise Expected to Regard the Branson Music Shows as the Exemplar and Ideal of American Cultural Heritage, Identity and Folkways, and a More Logically Natural Ideal Therefor ... with Scooby-Doo and crew left to unmask all involved and expose the broader deceit.

1950s-1960s Spook Shows

#hanna barbera #headcannons #spook shows #horror show #travelling show #passing show #scooby doo #scrappy doo #shock doctrine #the appeal to those of the lower classes is way too obvious #branson mo #branson music shows #cultural ideal #cultural identity #hannabarberaforever

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Tell me this isn't as introllesting as it could get down Troll County way:

(Or, for that matter, a potential summer base for the diving vacations of The Three Wolves.)

#hanna barbera #photo headcannon #memes in the making #trollkins #troll aesthetic #trolls and nature #trolls and water #out on the lake #loo #loopy de loop #hokey wolf #mildew wolf #hannabarberaforever

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But when you have the Hair Bear Bunch on their ursine mating season road trips, they'd rather prefer it plein-air, Camp Volkswagen even (with maybe some ejaculatiry escapades in a nearby lake).

ok so a love shack is basically like a little old place where we can get together essentially

#hanna barbera #headcannons #fanfic prompt #love shack #bear mating season #ursine love #ursine sexuality #ursine mating #hair bear bunch #hannabarberaforever

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Meanwhile, who among the Hanna-Barbera pantheon as is fond of surfing could you imagine riding this wave:

#hanna barbera #photo headcannon #memes in the making #surfing #shooting the curl #who could you imagine riding this wave? #hannabarberaforever

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Hardly ti be imagined as the Chan Clan's headquarters.

Encino, CA

#hanna barbera #photo headcannon #kitschy motels #the amazing chan and the chan clan #hannabarberaforever

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Just imagine this:

Penelope Pitstop being invited to join Peter Potamus for a diving weekend and sharing some interesting tales of his experiences in the uncharted realms of Polynesia (especially underwater) ... and Miss Pitstop "herself" relating her own tomboyish experiences in the likes of rally car racing, surfing and diving.

#hanna barbera #headcannons #fanfic prompt #unlikely crossovers #peter potamus #penelope pitstop #swapping stories #diving tales #hannabarberaforever