what happens when you piss the Bats off:
bruce: psychological warfare
dick psychological warfare
jason: psychological and physical warfare
tim: psychological warfare
damian: psychological w-
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Here is my stupid Army AU.
Wyll: The high speed Lieutenant and platoon leader. Professional cat wrangler. Younger and less experienced than all of this NCOs but still in charge. Respected for his rank, and because he lets the guys go home when work is done. Do not trust him with the map.
Karlach: the 11B (Infantry) Platoon Sergeant. Has seen the worst shit imaginable. Is an absolute hardass because she cares about keeping people alive. Laments that deployment is easier than garrison life. Probably has a bronze star. Former Drill Sergeant. Has already finished her first workout before first formation.
Shadowheart: 68W (Medic) Staff Sergeant. She will tighten the torniquete all the way down in training scenarios. Threatens people with ass IVs if they don’t drink enough water. She will make this blood draw as painful or as painless as you want it to be. Can be bribed to let you sleep in the air conditioned medical tent.
Lae’zel: Staff Sergeant. Marine turned Soldier. Has an air assault badge and Ranger tab. The bane of Privates everywhere. She will burn your entire house down if you are 30 seconds late for your guard shift. Not afraid to correct the Company Commander.
Astarion: Specialist 92Y (Supply) . If you know, you know. Bribes Shadowheart into letting him sleep in the med tent.
Gale: I went back-and-forth on where to put this guy. I think he’s detached from division artillery. He is the crusty old Seargent First Class who knows everything there is to know about indirect fires. He has been on profile for the past 15 years. Everything bad that has ever happened to him is his ex-wife’s fault. Doesn’t go to formation
Bonus:
Mizora: the stripper from Gate 2.
Cazador: the used car dealer from Gate 1.
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For my 100th post on this blog, I present to you:
The Constructicons smoking a blunt.
This also will be my last post, since I know I'll never surpass this/j
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guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.
THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929
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Ok so I got this thing while getting discount candy and just look at it!!!
This looks stupid…so I bought it because IM A RESPONSIBLE CONSUMER!!! Let’s open it.
HOW TO EGG??!!
Ok so rock but also slime and also foam. I did not plan for this.
Slime and bones. Like I am back in the 90s
Fluffy foam and bones.
Time to crack open a hard one with the boys
Holy hell
I swear it’s not drugs
We can rebuild it, we have the technology
Meet my child Stevphen!
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MALE THOT JOBS (1953 EDITION)
Soda Jerk
Mechanic
Disc Jockey
Sailor
Construction Worker
TV Repairman
Diner Fry Cook (with paper hat)
Milkman
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ive_never_seen_that_rope_before_in_my_life.mp3
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[sorry the quality got destroyed]
Has someone done this already? probably.
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if none of the options exceed 255 I'll use them as is.
if one or more options exceed 255 I'll set the highest to 255 and scale the others proportionately.
no copout option you have to help make a color.
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