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ooogai · 2 days
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hihi hello friends i have decided to start a fluff event bc im always bored in some form and there is a lot. of angst. as of late. [thursday-monday, 5 days, enjoy <3]
in basis, similar to the last fluff event it’s everybody going someplace
aaaand you lucky people, that! place! is! america!!!!!
[mostly bc i saw an interaction between lovecraft and kenji about a particular biden fanart and found it hilarious and laughed whenever i thought about it for a week]
sooo pack your characters into some planes and explore everything the great americas has to offer. does somebody board the wrong plane and offload in new york instead of florida home alone 2 style? who gets caught in tourist traps? who’s about to threaten the crying baby on the plane? who’s stopping them from killing the baby? who is the crying baby? et cetera!!
also! pls use the tag #bsd america trip [very creative, i know] so we can all interact w/ eachother
ill make the post introducing and starting the event tommorow, probably 7am est. but that doenst need to stop you, anyways feel free to start now if you want i’m not stopping you <3
also reblogs to spread the word are great ty <33
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axplne · 1 day
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Dazai being a pain in the ass for BSD doctors
Dazai: I'm still a virgin.
Mori: You're pregnant.
Dazai (sighs): Again?
Yosano: Have you used drugs in the last 48 hours?
Dazai: Oh no. Never used drugs.
Yosano: Good because this shot could kill you if it's mixed with narcotics.
Dazai: Never touched a drug before.
Yosano: Kill you painfully.
Dazai: Oh drugs? Yes, all the time.
Mori (forcing 15!Dazai's mouth open to pull out a disposable glove): I just don't understand why you have to eat medical supplies when you have pudding and tater tots.
15!Dazai: Nutrients.
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Knowing that the whole shit with Mimic was so that the Port Mafia could attain a special ability buisness license.
Really makes me wonder why Natsume didn't give them one sooner?
I mean he gave one to the Agency at least 8 years ago. Because untold origins is 12 years prior to canon and Dark Era is 4 years prior to canon.
So what was this some kind of test? Because Natsume is the reason Odasaku stopped killing. So why, why do all of that just so Mori can have him kill and die here?
Was it to get Dazai to switch organisations? Because Natsume was around him and Dazai seemingly knew who he was.
Did Natsume know Mori's plan? I assume so because of how close those two seem to be. Was it even completly Mori's plan?
Somethings very fishy about all of this.
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toomanymarkers · 4 months
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People joke about Dazai and Chuuya being romantically experienced or whatever, but I think it's the opposite. Chuuya doesn't know what that stuff is because Mori thinks it's funny
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sableeira · 3 months
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And Dazai is like: omg how did he figure it out?!?!?!?
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curry-and-gunpowder · 2 months
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Dazai "everyone's project" Osamu
(Plz don't @ me with any suggestions or "corrections", thank you.)
Edit: holy shit this blew up way more than I ever imagined lol. Thank you to all who reblog, your tags are everything ❤️
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lowbcame · 3 months
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how to deal with a squeaky 14 year old kid guidebook:
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candiedfright · 5 months
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haunted
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flamie-42 · 3 months
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Mori calls Chuuya into his office
Mori: Chuuya-kun I have a very special mission for you
Chuuya: *mildly annoyed* yes sir what is it?
Mori: well you know how much your ability has helped us in the past and how amazing of an asset you are to the Mafia…
Chuuya: what bullshit do I need to save Dazai from now?
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uneducated-author · 7 months
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Okay but the fact that Dazai, Chuuya, Mori and Ango are all embroiled in this prison break planning arc is so funny to me. There must have been meetings. Ango has to confront Mori, who he betrayed (who took a vow not to kill him), Chuuya, a fastidiously loyal member of the organisation he betrayed, and the indirect reason that his partner fucked off for a semi redemption arc (going from calamitous threat to major nuisance) who probably also wants to kill him, and Dazai, who is Dazai. Ango doesn't know where they stand but it isn't here, that's for damn sure.
It's like the worst school play ever. Mori is on make up. Ango is tech support. Soukoku are having a showmance and it's probably their version of foreplay. Chuuya and Dazai are one upping each other with embarrassing bets. 'I dare you to do a screech like a dying washing machine with a cat inside' 'BITCH- fine but only if you play rock paper scissors and explain how you win every time'. Nobody wants to be here. This seems worse than the apocalypse they're trying to prevent.
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bungoustraypups · 3 months
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asagiri what did you mean when you had mori say dazai reminded him of himself right after dazai talked extensively abt how mori shouldve let him kill himself after he took over the PM. what did you mean by that. why did you have a whole scene of mori miserably folding the gifted business permit into a paper airplane and tossing it off his desk after dazai left at the end of dark era. why did you have mori look so crushed when dazai said he burned the coat he gave him in the guild war arc. dont run away i just wanna talk
more importantly. asagiri why do fukuzawa and mori still have each others phone numbers saved. how frequently do they talk to each other. why was their first instinct upon seeing each other in dead apple to help the other defeat their ability bc they knew they couldnt do it on their own bc they knew they had what the other one was missing that was necessary to do it. more importantly how did they realize that so quickly. what did you mean when you let harukawa draw mori like that in the cannibalism scene where hes standing over fukuzawa about to kill him saying "what a shame" why does he look so devastated. asagiri. ASAGIRI OPEN UP
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ooogai · 8 hours
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Hey Mori! Is the dirt in America edible?
-@q-loves-chaos
no! don’t eat the dirt! it still has germs, just like in japan.
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mncxbe · 1 month
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𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭...
ღೀ๋࣭ ⭑𝒄𝒘: nsfw, age gap implied, subby men~ they cry a bit, overstimulation, wish that was me
Men who live for those few hours between work and sleep that they get to spend with you. Their job is awfully stressful– just problems after problems and incompetent underlings they need to deal with every day. There's too much responsibility, too much pressure and weight on their shoulders, but you're always there to take it away.
Men who don't even bother with pleasantries before loosening their tie and grumbling about how tiring work is. When they slump on the cushy mattress in your bedroom you're right beside them, helping them take off their clothes while you listen to them vent about their day. "Don't worry, dear, I got you" you reassure them in that soothing voice of yours and they can already feel their frustrations melting away.
Men who let you take the lead, willingly submitting to you because they're so tired of always having to be in charge and ordering people around. It's a nice change of pace– them laying limp between the crisp sheets while you rock your hips against theirs, their cock nestled deep inside your sweet cunt. In moments like these, they finally allow themselves to slip off the mask they're forced to wear every day and just be.
Men whose minds go blank when you praise them for their work. Just knowing that you appreciate and value what they do, that you acknowledge their worries makes the knot in the pit of their stomach thighten. It doesn't take long for them to grip your hips and squirm under your weight, their breath coming out quicker, shallower as gruff moans fall from their lips. When they cum their whole body tenses up, milky white seed spilling deep inside you. "You're so good for me tonight, darling. Think you can take more?" you ask and of course they can. They're good for you, always.
Men who lose all their composure after you coax a few more orgasms out of them. They can barely keep their gaze locked on yours from that sweet mixture of pleasure of pain making their head spin– it hurts, they feel like they can't physically take it anymore, but they don't have the heart to stop you. After all, this is their only escape from those straining jobs and duties and if relishing this sheer bliss meant being so vulnerable and completely at your mercy they'd gladly do it.
Men who don't bother to hide the pretty tears brimming at the corner of their eyes and choke on heavy sobs as you keep riding them. "Poor you..." you coo, brushing away the tears with your fingertips, your touch soft as silk against their rougher skin "You really needed this didn't you darling?" They nod eagerly, hissing sharply when you start bouncing on their cock again– they can feel each drag of your gummy walls against his cock and it's driving them crazy. Frankly, the fact that they're still hard after cumming so many times is a miracle, but you seem adamant to get another orgasm out of them. "Come on, you can do it just one more. Wanna make sure you really fill me up this time, ok?" you urge nonchalantly as if his lap wasn't already covered in sticky cum and slick.
Men who cry out praises and thank yous as they reach their high for the nth time that night, their back slightly arching off the bed before melting back into the mattress. They peer at you through droopy eyes, their grip on your thighs or waist loosening as you lay on their chest with their cock still sheathed inside you. Their heart flutters when you kiss their face oh so softly and lovingly, they feel so warm and welcomed in your embrace and swear they could fall asleep like this every night. But hey, they actually can and do, because you're always there for them, ready to soak them in your love.
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𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺: 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐢, 𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐛𝐞, 𝐍𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐢, 𝐊𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐚, 𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚, 𝐅𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐳𝐚𝐰𝐚, 𝐉𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐨, 𝐍𝐚𝐨𝐲𝐚 (𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠)
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kiqilinn · 6 months
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texrstposted :)
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kyoukamybeloved · 4 months
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my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called soukoku 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit
5 min later: dude i swear even Dazai had forgotten to breathe as he watched the storm that was Chuuya.
my buddy Mori, the boss of the port mafia, pacing: only a diamond can polish a diamond
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Kafka Asagiri really just wrote the same dynamic three different times and I fell for it every time
First gen:
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Second gen:
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Third gen:
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They say they hate each other but there's just no heterosexual explanation for this
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