*locks the door and pins you to the wall.*
oh god- h- hi ranpo
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Today is extremely not bussin. No cap.
What a cheugy afternoon.
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I have a question, little brother?
-@the-former-assassin-king
what’s up?
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I'm so bored! There's nothing to do!
@the-real-aya-koda
"Hm. Perhaps start an empire."
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ooooh i'm hypnotizing you into becoming a faggotttt ooooohh
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collecting sand so i can put it in annoying people's eyes.
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DAILY CHUUYA COMPLAINT JOURNAL (10):
Chuuya was doing his paperwork so slow you couldve put him at 10x speed and he still would’ve been doing it slow.
So then of course I pointed it out to him and for some reason he got mad at me, so now I’m mad at him! He’s so unreasonable
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Helllloooooo!! Can I borrow you?? I have a theory I’d just love to test!
//@the-caged-jester
Uhh... borrow me? Depends. What're you testing?
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Jesus christ, how many small children are there here, god.
- @blindly-a-loyalist
Jesus chwist! Jesus chwist!
He giggles
You sound like daddy!
He makes a serious face and mimics his dad
Gawd fucking damn it Ango - you awent a baby anymowe!
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Hey Mori! Is the dirt in America edible?
-@q-loves-chaos
no! don’t eat the dirt! it still has germs, just like in japan.
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Hellloooo!! You look like someone who’d like to cause city-wide panic!!
//@the-caged-jester
what do you have in mind?
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Ayo
SPICY
Fortunately, for the both of us I don’t need a strap to peg him.
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Dad! *a small child said over the phone* I'm a kid neow help!
Osamu??
What??
Are you with your uncle?
(@mask-of-confessions )
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Sushi, are you okay? Someone told me you were crying..
- @wimpiest-in-the-east
oh hi:.. sorry I just got really sad for no reason.
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*He sits on Ango's desk.* Hey you. I sure you missed me so much since I wasn't here at work yesterday. *He's kidding.* How are things going?
-@lordofcrimes
missed you soooo much. Always. And work is work, so much paperwork… sigh.
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my husbsnd and i..
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