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the true-est form of love must be sharing food -- you need food (and water) to live, to take that and give it to someone else is like saying 'i need you to live', its like taking part of your life and placing it in front of someone saying 'here, this is me' and letting them have it
that must be why when atsushi gets a pastry from the cafe underneath the agency's office, he eats half and gives the rest to ranpo
it must be why he snaps his cookies or popsicles or anything of the sort in half and hands the bigger part to kyouka
it must be why he takes the best parts of his dish when the ada is together and places them onto the corner of dazai's plate instead
or why he gives kenji all the parts from his bento box kenji commented on
or why he lets naomi take a bite of whatever he's eating
or why he places his food in the middle of the table when it's him and juni and they eat together as if their separate meals r just one big one
or why he brings extras from his snack runs to gingerly place on the president's desk before bolting
or why he packs a small extra bento box just in case kunikida stays behind again or overworks himself
or why he always happens to buy yosano's favorite snacks to share with her
or why when he meets runs into the black lizard he splits his food further to give gin some too
or why he brings any 'new' and interesting snack he finds for lucy to try too
or why he splits everything when he's with aku between them, why he sees him in the cold and rushes over to give him his cup of hot chocolate and wrap his scarf around him
it must be why he packs dazai's lunch or invites him for breakfast
why he hosts or proposes dinner or lunch together with the ada
why he spends all night trying to perfect kyouka and kunikida's favorite dishes
or why he spent so long baking a funny looking cake that probably didn't taste too good but ranpo liked anyway
or why he keeps junichiro's favorite energy drinks in stock even though kyouka and him dont drink them
or why he learns all the cute food designs naomi eyes
or why he keeps an extra portion of everything to give to kenji
or why he brings the president tea in the morning
or why akutagawa knows that when he cant bring himself to eat -- too worried about what will happen if he runs out -- he can go to atsushi for a cup of tea now and meal later if he's up to it
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carbonateds-oda · 2 days
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kunikida coming into work and seeing the cow dazai convinced kenji to keep as an office pet
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itzmoonies · 1 day
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₊˚✧𑁍.ೃ࿔* :・
Headcanon about one of my favourite duos : Kunikida and Dazai!
1- Kunikida makes Dazai's lunch and makes little notes in it
2- Dazai braid Kunikida's hair
3- Once Kunikida cried because he thought Dazai died and when Dazai came back Kunikida slapped him, hugged him but he was like "I didn't miss you but let me hug you"
4- Kunikida has written for his type of woman "is not Dazai" when he realised Dazai fit almost everything Kunikida wrote.
5- Dazai is born some mouths before Kunikida, so when Dazai pass his birthday, every question Kunikida ask (even the one who are like "where's the water?"), Dazai answer "You're too young to know"
6- Dazai tells every little drama to Kunikida each time he hears one
7- Kunikida always praises Dazai when he does something, like taking a bath, eating or just taking care of himself.
8- Kunikida is Dazai's n°1 hater but defender at the same time
9- Kunikida always remind Dazai to change his bandages
10- Dazai gasped and was frozen the first time Kunikida was sweet and not grumpy
11- Dazai learns new insults from Kunikida almost every week
12- Kunikida teach maths to Dazai, because Dazai never went to school
13- Kunikida hates Mori with a burning passion
14- Dazai never told Kunikida he was a mafioso because he was scared that Kunikida will hate him.
15- Dazai kinda changed his points of view since he's with Kunikida. I mean, before, Dazai didn't care how many deaths he caused if it didn't affect him (he wasn't heartless just he didn't feel concerned). But now it's different. He learned to be more empathetic since he's with Kunikida
16- Kunikida made Dazai promises to kill him if Kunikida change how he is. If Kunikida commits murders for his own pleasure and that there's no way to bring the old Kunikida back, Dazai will kill him.
17- Also, Dazai trust Kunikida a lot. He already did certain actions because Kunikida told him to do them, and he knew they weren't going to be bad actions
18- Kunikida always knows when Dazai is bad. Like, Dazai is a genius and all, but Kunikida always asks "Are you okay?" When Dazai doesn't feel great. Kunikida may well not ask how Dazai is doing for days, but when Dazai is really not well, he asks him. He has an instinct.
19- When Dazai is drunk, Kunikida watches Dazai's drink and holds it. And when Kunikida thinks Dazai drank enough, and he refuses to let him drink.
20- Dazai once got into a fight because someone was talking shit about Kunikida. Dazai threatened him to torture him until death if he talk bad about Kunikida again. Kunikida dragged Dazai away to not make it worse…
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miammey · 1 day
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My mom walked in on me drawing this so you better appreciate it
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jellie-the-aqua-puma · 6 months
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Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).
Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”
Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???
Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?
He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”
“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼
The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.
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little-blurry-stars5 · 2 months
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this stupid fuck has been rotating in my mind so im here to share it w yall
Dazai doesnt belong in the pm. he never did. heres why
in the pm, dazai calls chuuya his "dog". akutagawa is referred to as "the rabid dog of the port mafia". when we first meet akutagawa, he calls higuchi "a useless cur" (cur means an agressive dog or one in poor condition). we can see that the port mafia is full of dogs.
in The Day I Picked Up Dazai, oda refers to seeing dazai as a stray cat (i think). almost every headcanon associates dazai with being a black or stray (or both) cat.
and then we have the ada.
one of their employees litterly turns into a tiger. the president is obsessed with cats.
in the pm, dazai was a stray cat in a den of dogs. thats why he fits in/cares about the ada. he fits there, feels at home.
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aivicart · 5 months
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He deserves to be unhinged more often. As a treat <3
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wrenkos · 1 year
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buying gifts for the armed detective agency!
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artpikuuhnah · 1 year
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BSD Major Arcana (SET A)
PRE ORDER HERE 💌
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zaerxa · 7 months
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A day in the ADA 🔎
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originalartblog · 1 year
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concept: ADA!Chuuya, but All Men Are Equal gave him total control of his ability by stabilizing it and getting rid of his permanent singularity, so he reverted to his original power: enhancing others' abilities.
Bonus:
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every time fukuzawa pats dazai's head as a good job, dazai and his always on ability nullify fukuzawa's and in the distant u hear a loud roar as atsushi loses control of his ability for the few seconds
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svetlovasart · 10 months
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post canon
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chuuya-fan-page · 8 months
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i cannot with this man
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sobbing
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miammey · 8 months
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They’re healing
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mariagalleriax · 7 months
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Man fucking Bungou Stray Dogs, how the FUCK am I supposed to explain the plot to anyone anymore.
"This broke ass twink finds out he's a tiger, gets semi-adopted/hired by a band of traumatized ability users (read a book to understand each one), BUT WAIT, there's an EVIL group of ability users with MORE traumatized bisexuals. Uh oh, tiger twink has a rival (they both have daddy issues), wait is that the AMERICANS PLANNING TO BOMB JAPAN WITH A FLYING WHALE??!! Here's the fucking thinker over here (read: Dazai[Ranpo]). Let's take ibuprofen together. Okay Mr. Fitzgerald is gone (not really, you can't get rid of him)- SHIT it's the RUSSIANS!! Who is that rat? It's FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY?! He's ALSO the thinker. NOOO grandpa soukoku don't die!! Shin Soukoku epic montage. Cool, we're safe- JUST KIDDING!! THERE'S A BOOK THAT RE-WRITES SHIT AND THE RAT HAS IT AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! "and I, Lelouch Vi Britanni- I mean Fukuchi Ouchi, will nuke the earth using my vampire army with security clearance from the United Nations. I hope my ex-husband Suzaku Kururugi Fukuzawa Yukichi doesn't try to stop me!"
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