Though Americans' body compositions consist of approximately 60% water, CANADIAN people's bodies are usually made up of approximately 60% ice. The reason for this being the constant cold weather, which makes all of the water in the human body freeze over as soon as you step into the country.
Imagining Astarion bonding with an ace!Tav who never learned how to read and write Common.
Everyone else in camp assumes that Tav and Astarion are slipping out of camp to have a bit of "fun", but the real fun is Astarion pulling out Volume I of Drizzt Do'Urden's Collected Adventures and making Tav read it to him word by word.
kill the health inspector inside your brain! you should never trust knee-jerk emotional reactions like fear or disgust when it comes to "expired" food that you've been taught is "questionable"
every single time i breathe, its for rin. i wake up in the morning for rin. if someone asked me what my purpose in life was, it was to serve and please rin. every day i come home and offer what little i have to rin. if there is a world without rin, then there is a world without me. if rin asked me to jump off of a building i would ask how high. i love rin and i don't know how i made it this far without the man of my dreams.
an unexpected conclusion from my most recent Radiant Dawn playthrough:
....did Ike & Soren just straight up sell the Greil Mercenaries to private equity lmao
EVIDENCE IN FAVOR:
it's absolutely the sort of idea Soren would at least propose
it would be a pretty good way to finance their "traveling the world together for an undetermined period of time" adventure!
why else would Titania be second-in-command after Ike's departure. second-in-command to who. might i suggest: private equity vultures
why else is Boyd so nervous about losing his job. is it perhaps... the parent company threatening restructuring and/or elimination of redundant roles... i'm just SAYIN